ITT: Free bans, Also, I'm back - sorta. Yes, I am alive. No, I am not a robot.

[mrmephistopheles]

http://i.imgur.com/waw2wMz.jpg

If you don't want to risk catching a 1-3 day ban, don't post in here! I will be randomly banning people for shits and giggles, and I don't you in here if you're gonna get butthurt about it.


So, contrary to popular myth and rumor, I am a person, I am alive, I do exist.

I was not killed in a snipe hunting accident, smothered by a transgender prostitute or sold off into pasty white dude slavery (as if there's a market for pudgy dork labor... I can see it now - "You, boy! Hold that chair down with that flabby ass! That internet won't surf itself, get busy!")

I digress.

I'm back for a bit. I'm not going to bullshit and say I'm back for good - much as I love Zilvia and S/Z chassis, my real-world interests are SO far flung from playing cars it's ridiculous. Before you scoff at the old dude in the minivan just know, it'll happen to you to, you darn whippper-snappers!

What HAVE I been doing? Well, there has been some freelance photography which, while internally fulfilling, didn't do so much filling of the wallet. I've also come to like horses more than an 8 year old girl. Not that My Little Pony shit though. Bronies are worse than Twilight fans in my book.

Here's my horse. He's derptastic.
http://i.imgur.com/FAuXR.jpg

He knows many tricks, such as giving a kiss in exchange for a treat, stepping on your foot because he's clumsy, and kicking you in the leg because he's a sensitive dumbass.

He also thinks he knows kung-fu
http://i.imgur.com/1yBGg.jpg

Anyway, I've come back for a bit.

I'll be selling parts that I've collected over the years, some of my cars, and my father-in-law's 240. Here's the first bit (http://zilvia.net/f/sale-items/500907-socal-s13-aero-hks-evc-puddle-lights-shift-knob-etc-seriously-rare-shit.html#post5114708) of all that. Woo, shameless plug!

That being said, I'm eager to converse with you guys. I'll try to wade thru the (literally thousands of) messages in my PM box and reply to what I can. I also need to fix something I fouled up many moons ago as well, and overall just want to get back in touch with every one, seeing as how I may as well have been a ghost these last few years. Don't count on me to do any moderating - I haven't done so in ages, and don't feel especially keen on starting up again.

Also, all these bans will be given with MUCH love (and maybe something extra).

[240sxDavid]

sooooo, how bout those lakers?

THEY SUCK!

[s0fa king]

we had a Mod do this on my350 a while back. He got teh banz for making teh thread.

Official FI "Post here and get Banned thread!" - MY350Z.COM Forums (http://my350z.com/forum/forced-induction/330935-official-fi-post-here-and-get-banned-thread.html)


Lakers do suck. GO SPURS!

[unwtdhero]

So is this for real?
















Cant believe you own a horse. Lol



Welcome back!

[JFoxx]

so now its ok for mods to make dumb/useless threads? zilvia has officially gone to hell.... ban me if you want, then please ban yourself permanently...

please lock this crap....

[Piggy]

so now its ok for mods to make dumb/useless threads? zilvia has officially gone to hell.... ban me if you want, then please ban yourself permanently...

please lock this crap....

Who fucking cares? It's like you copy/pasted typical D-bag response. LOL

[mrmephistopheles]

sooooo, how bout those lakers?

THEY SUCK!

Can't ban you for speakin' the truth. Then again, I can't stand basketball, so I hate it all.

we had a Mod do this on my350 a while back. He got teh banz for making teh thread.

Official FI "Post here and get Banned thread!" - MY350Z.COM Forums (http://my350z.com/forum/forced-induction/330935-official-fi-post-here-and-get-banned-thread.html)

I was arbitrarily punishing people for irrelevant infractions before it was cool. :cool:

Lakers do suck. GO SPURS!

So is this for real?
















Cant believe you own a horse. Lol



Welcome back!

Fuckin' A it is. Also, I don't own 'a' horse. That's just the only one I posted pics of. Worst hobby ever. They eat money and shit work. They can be sorta awesome sometimes though.

so now its ok for mods to make dumb/useless threads? zilvia has officially gone to hell.... ban me if you want, then please ban yourself permanently...

please lock this crap....

WOOHOO! My first volunteer! You get a day for your lack of proper punctuation!

Who fucking cares? It's like you copy/pasted typical D-bag response. LOL

This piggy know's what's up. :s101:

[unwtdhero]

Bahahaha i already love this thread!

[mrmephistopheles]

Bahahaha i already love this thread!

Why don't you marry it then, you weirdo. :keke:

[unwtdhero]

As soon as california legalizes marriage to interwebs you will recieve the invite ;) lulz

[EnemyS15]

Ok. Seeing you own a horse and know of previous cars you have owned.... How much more is it to maintain this mylittlepony than one of your cars?

[TMW]

Welcome back.

What breed of horses do you own?

[zo0d]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljfmgzdxrt1qzbjzmo1_400.gif

[memphis180sx]

nobody gives a flying fuck!!!!!!!!!

[kalypso123]

In for a BAN ... OOOHH YEEAAHHHH

http://blogs.ocweekly.com/heardmentality/macho-man-randy-savage.jpg

[mrmephistopheles]

Ok. Seeing you own a horse and know of previous cars you have owned.... How much more is it to maintain this mylittlepony than one of your cars?


SO much more.

My 240s cost me nothing/month to just leave in my backyard.

Horses cost board, feed, shoeing/trimming/worming/dental, etc etc etc

Welcome back.

What breed of horses do you own?

1 mini, 2 thoroughbreds, an arab and a morgan

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljfmgzdxrt1qzbjzmo1_400.gif

You don't fuck with the Jesus.

nobody gives a flying fuck!!!!!!!!!

I love you. :trogdor:

In for a BAN ... OOOHH YEEAAHHHH

http://blogs.ocweekly.com/heardmentality/macho-man-randy-savage.jpg

OHHH YEAH THREE DAYS BABY!!! :w00t::ddog:

[fliprayzin240sx]

Best part is, almost everybody who posted in here has no clue who the fuck you are...

Yes, thats what happens when you don't stop by you big meanie!!!

[dOMEmE]

Bans will make her dance!..... but seriously, teach that horse to dance...

[drscooper]

very nice horse man!

[coupesallday!]

Ban me ;). .

[bboyt3nsk]

Best part is, almost everybody who posted in here has no clue who the fuck you are...

Yes, thats what happens when you don't stop by you big meanie!!!

Sad but true

[gambit420s]

ITT: Long lost mod discusses his new found appreciation for bestiality...

http://www.frumsatire.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/beastiality-jewish.jpg

Come at me bro

[imoverherre]

http://i.imgur.com/FAuXR.jpg
I bet you look like him / her. Welcome back "for a bit" even tho I dont have a clue who the fuck you are. But happy banning.

In for the ban!!!!!!!!! Ass

[Frank_Jaeger]

hey guys im new to this forum so go easy on me :). i just picked up my first 240SX first of all some problems. first. sometime i cant take the key of of the ignition. i have to kind of wiggle it around for it to come out. what could this be?? also some times when i kind of accelerate hard the car makes this loud crunchy noise. i was raced this guy in a mustang gt almost had him. but then my car starte to lurch so i pulled over thats when the nosies started. also i wantt o get into drifintg, can any one sell me a drifterential? thats wat my friend called it.

here a pic of my car:
http://memimage.cardomain.com/ride_images/2/3210/1401/20523200023_large.jpg


also for some reason if you google "wrecked 240sx" there is a picture of some wrecked pussy. no lie, look it up.

[OrangeVirus1]

Dude wasn't lying about that google search lol.

[lflkajfj12123]

how many horsepower does that thing have loser

[Frank_Jaeger]

how many horsepower does that thing have loser

havnt put it on the dyno or any thing but it feels like about... 200 to the wheels all motor. its a ka dual cam. did some intake and headers and exhaust stuff. plus 7 electric turbos in series.

and before everyone gets mad, i know how much 200 horsepower feels like, okay. dont be jelly

[ST34LthyN1NJ4]

Rollin :snoop:

[!Zar!]

I will be randomly banning people for shits and giggles, and I don't you in here if you're gonna get butthurt about it.

...wat ?

[ShakotanGazelle]

Don't mind me, I'm just here for the banning.




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[imoverherre]

also for some reason if you google "wrecked 240sx" there is a picture of some wrecked pussy. no lie, look it up




Lol at the google search :p


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[Someone]

Bet you won't perma-ban me. Fucking *snip-tits *snip munching ankle biting *snip noo uncle tom motherfucker. JEW.

[ShakotanGazelle]

Bet you won't perma-ban me. Fucking *snip-tits *snip munching ankle biting *snip noo uncle tom motherfucker. JEW.

:hey::hey::hey::hey:


:jerkit:

[mrmephistopheles]

Best part is, almost everybody who posted in here has no clue who the fuck you are...

Yes, thats what happens when you don't stop by you big meanie!!!

Yeah yeah, I know Ray. <3

Bans will make her dance!..... but seriously, teach that horse to dance...

NEVAR!!

very nice horse man!

Thanks!

Ban me ;). .

You got it!!

Sad but true

wat.

ITT: Long lost mod discusses his new found appreciation for bestiality...

http://www.frumsatire.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/beastiality-jewish.jpg

Come at me bro

3 days!

http://i.imgur.com/FAuXR.jpg
I bet you look like him / her. Welcome back "for a bit" even tho I dont have a clue who the fuck you are. But happy banning.

In for the ban!!!!!!!!! Ass

2 days!

hey guys im new to this forum so go easy on me :). i just picked up my first 240SX first of all some problems. first. sometime i cant take the key of of the ignition. i have to kind of wiggle it around for it to come out. what could this be?? also some times when i kind of accelerate hard the car makes this loud crunchy noise. i was raced this guy in a mustang gt almost had him. but then my car starte to lurch so i pulled over thats when the nosies started. also i wantt o get into drifintg, can any one sell me a drifterential? thats wat my friend called it.

here a pic of my car:
http://memimage.cardomain.com/ride_images/2/3210/1401/20523200023_large.jpg


also for some reason if you google "wrecked 240sx" there is a picture of some wrecked pussy. no lie, look it up.

lolwat. 1 day!

Dude wasn't lying about that google search lol.

0 days! Shit.

how many horsepower does that thing have loser

>9000

havnt put it on the dyno or any thing but it feels like about... 200 to the wheels all motor. its a ka dual cam. did some intake and headers and exhaust stuff. plus 7 electric turbos in series.

and before everyone gets mad, i know how much 200 horsepower feels like, okay. dont be jelly

:stupid:

Rollin :snoop:

:trogdor:

...wat ?

:w00t:

Don't mind me, I'm just here for the banning.

:spank: 1 day!!

Bet you won't perma-ban me. Fucking *snip-tits *snip munching ankle biting *snip noo uncle tom motherfucker. JEW.

That's a bet you'll win! Pinked for 3 months!

[josephin510]

I was told theres Banning here?

[brndck]

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i142/miggyg/normal_105here_for_the_gang_bang.jpg

[chuki.s13.coupe.]

How much for a ban to 76137?

[240drifter1]

Ill take one to 37849! Great prices and fast shipping! A+ seller!

[240sxDavid]

I was told y'all mufuckas was lookin for banning:

50209

[wh0aitznic0]

in for a ban

btw, thanks for those Chuki skirts YEARS ago!

[kalypso123]

Best 3 day ban ever

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg440/scaled.php?server=440&filename=38dd2a9a2c19.gif&res=medium

[azndan2]

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[imoverherre]

Wtf I never got ban lying as shit. :confused:

Sent from my GAME BOY using Tapatalk 4

[zo0d]

Being resurrected as a permie was fun...... for about 10min.

[kalypso123]

8====================> - - - -- -- -

http://gym-creeps.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hot-ass-girl-gif-041112.gif

Being resurrected as a permie was fun...... for about 10min.

I always wondered what the premium forums looked like... Now the cycle is complete.

[memphis180sx]

Ban was much needed for me lol premium is not all its hyped up to be lol

[gjfatkri]

dont be jellyhttp://flash.eviziotvreviews.com/9.jpg

[kalypso123]

Custom title is a must!

[Brian]

hi Kev .

[Gold Coast S14]

http://gym-creeps.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hot-ass-girl-gif-041112.gif



I always wondered what the premium forums looked like... Now the cycle is complete.

Made this thread worth viewing... I'll stare at ass all day doe... haha :yum:

[kalypso123]

or better yet, go out and find your own... ;) attractive women are rarely the studious types and they're very Impressionable.

[Edwin562]

I love you.

[Gold Coast S14]

I got ass alll day brah... However, staring at ass while on zilvia is a rare treat indeed. New rule: everyone posts ass in their for sale thread. Haha

[HiddenCharacter]

I'm here for the gangban....wait what?

[kalypso123]

the gang bangs are finished.... you can smell my fingers tho

[Frank_Jaeger]

http://gym-creeps.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hot-ass-girl-gif-041112.gif

Quoting in case anyone missed this.

[KOUKIboy]

Thank god you're back Bro!!! it was getting out of control with all these noobs up in here!!!!