S14 SE wheels, S13 3" exhaust, S14 rear bumper,things that'll make u IMMUNE TO FIRE

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I will not ship the exhaust or bumper or wheels. I will ship smaller items and you will pay shipping and paypal. Text me for faster replies [323 - 479 - 4304]. Don't call this phone; text it. If you call, I'm going to report you to the rapist hotline if they even have one. I am taking cash, paypal or trades for S14 KA-T parts and ... well other S14 shit.

[ I need a wide-band o2 sensor + gauge, water temp/oil temp and pressure gauges, t3/t4 turbo blanket, hi flow cat, KA24DE adjustable cam gears - just ask about any S14/KA-T part you have. Worst I can say is no. ]

I'll be able to ship or have these items for pick up during the weekends.

For sale:

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I have [4] 5-lug S14 SE Wheels. Two of them have 5% treads left and the other two have about 10% left. Burn them out or something. Or use them as spares. Or for your 5-lug swap for your broke-ass. Doesn't matter to me. $OLD

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1. Custom 3" 1 piece full exhaust system with welded cat-delete [with cat shell] and 4" muffler tip. It's a knock off of the HKS Hi-power. There are scratch marks on the exhaust and dents on the muffler This is for an S13. - $120 picked up <-- Someone's GOTTA want it for that price.
http://i1279.photobucket.com/albums/y521/colloquialisms1/IMAG0037_zps1fa36989.jpg
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Because of demands that I CANNOT JUST IGNORE, I'm also parting the downpipe separately from the exhaust. But you pay the shipping.

2.5" inlet, 3.0" outlet sr20 downpipe: $50 + shipping
http://i1279.photobucket.com/albums/y521/colloquialisms1/IMAG0042_zps8758762c.jpg

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2. OEM S14 rear bumper : Only thing wrong with it is one piece of shit tear on one of its screw holes. Nothing big. I even have a picture of it below - $25 picked up <-- Or you could buy me a large pizza with gazillion toppings of my choice. And a 6-pack

http://i1279.photobucket.com/albums/y521/colloquialisms1/IMAG0044_zpsdd575d29.jpg

The piece of shit tear :
http://i1279.photobucket.com/albums/y521/colloquialisms1/IMAG0045_zps410b800b.jpg

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3. S13 side mirrors : For when you're running from the po-po. I don't know if the motors work. They've been sitting in a box for several years. Take them for $20 picked up.. $27 shipped + paypaled

Oh. Did I mention that you get some free-ass S13 fog lights with them? I don't know what color light they emit or if they're just for decoration. Just take them with the mirrors.

http://i1279.photobucket.com/albums/y521/colloquialisms1/IMAG0046_zpsc7936566.jpg

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4. Kenwood Box : Yes. Just the unit box. No cool light-up shit. Take it for $10. $15 shipped / paypal

http://i1279.photobucket.com/albums/y521/colloquialisms1/IMAG0048_zpsa6df270d.jpg



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Oh. I also have a bunch of SUPER HERO COSTUMES FOR SALE. They will make you immune to fire and shit. Seriously. They're legitimately fire-resistant.


5. I have one Protective Outer .. crotch protector thing : Will stop 9 mm bullets from penetrating through your balls. Your balls will pop, but you'll be ALIVE. $100 + shipping / paypal

Looks just like that. That's not me. Or it. They have been used as protection on top of flame resistant pants, but they've also been washed. Nobody bled on it or peed their pants or any of that shit. They haven't been blown up or shot. Great condition.

http://www.shortbark.com/images/TierIIPOGLrg.jpg

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6. I have [6] Flame Resistant... Bala.. bala.. the fucking rapist mask. I have 3 light and 3 heavy [one is for bitches and the other for... for BAD ASSES]

$20 + shipping / paypal for each light, $30 + shipping / paypal for each heavy

Looks like this. You can wear this shit when you drive so when your super-fucking-fast-turbo-shit-240 catches on fire, your face will be fine.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkZCXC71tFgYFhwxw13WLtymWmy5Iie 93ZTNjouhFYktZrWE0u


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7. I have [6] Flame resistant trousers with desert digi camouflage pattern.
I have 3 Medium-Long and 3 Large-Regular. The sizes are vague. If you have like... a size 35 or greater waist, get a large-regular. If you are 35 or below, get medium-longs. These are NOT for the morbidly obese. $30 per + shipping / paypal

They're great for when you're DRIFTING AND SHIT and you drop your cigarette ONTO YOUR FUCKING PANTS. With these on, you won't even look down to brush it off. Maybe.
They even have pockets everywhere. Pockets on your asscheeks, pockets on your sides, pockets around your knees and pockets for your ANKLES. They have ANKLE POCKETS for your... SMALL VALUABLES THAT YOU DON'T WANT MUGGERS TO FIND.

Looks like this :
http://www.gbfmilitaria.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/FROG-marpat-trousers.jpg


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8. I have [8] Flame Resistant button-up blouses with desert digi pattern
I have 3 Medium Longs, 3 Medium Regulars, and 2 Large regulars. Sizes are vague. They stretch to fit and have good amount of slack, but are not meant for SUPERSIZE-ME MOTHERFUCKERS.

$30 per + shipping / paypal

Again. They're great for when you're driving and someone decides tries to light you on FIRE. Or even when your car explodes. You'll be concussed and suffer from internal bleeding and shit but your body won't be all burnt up at least.

They look like this.

http://www.blackopstoys.com/ebaypics/SoldierStory-MSOB/SSMSOB-blouse1.jpg

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9. And last... but not least... I have [8] Protective Underwear (PUGs):

Never worn protective under garments (PUGs). They replace your underwear. These are supposed to prevent your balls from exploding when your car explodes. They're supposed to be comfortable, but I've never worn them because who the fuck wears underwear in the desert. It may be perfect for YOU! The Drift MASTER who has A/C and shit because you somehow did that. They're great for when somebody plants a firecracker on the road and you're like "OH SHIT A BOMB" and it goes "BOOM" and your balls aren't destroyed.

$15 per + shipping / paypal

Looks like this. And again; they're unused.
http://www.armorworks.com/images/uploads/product-images/PUG-image-large.jpg

Again, text me at 323 - 479 - 4304 for faster replies. Don't call. Serious. :x

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Price drop super bowl bump

[oero_ballin16]

hahahaha this is the funniest forsale post ive seen in a long time haha lets kick it bro

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^ psh if you could handle it

I know somebody needs a beat up knock off exhaust. Where my low ballers at

[72demon]

Price with shipping to 78727 Texas !!!!!

[240kaet]

Price on the downpipe shipped to 20902?.....

[silviacoupe89]

Haha. Bump for hilarious descriptions!!!!!!

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Price on the downpipe shipped to 20902?.....

Let's see.. with the price of the box, and depending on the shipping company, I could originally get you the downpipe for 10 million dollars.

But I'm feeling nice today so I may let it go for $50 + shipping. You'll have to wait until the weekend before I could find out the exact shipping price because it's about 70 miles away from me at the moment [should be about $20 - $25], so if you still want it by then just let me know. I'll be able to ship it out next Monday.

^ On that note; updated prices with the downpipe separate from the exhaust.

Price with shipping to 78727 Texas !!!!!

I'm sorry bruh but my psychic abilities aren't working right now. I had to use it as radar jammer against the po when I was racing some fag in a CRX last night and now my brain's all out of juice.

Let me know what you want and I'll tell you the approximate shipping price.

[KOUKIboy]

Hahaha Bump cause crotch protector thingy will stop bullets from penetrating your balls!!! GLWS...

[72demon]

The whole exhaust to 78727 Texas

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The whole exhaust to 78727 Texas

Shipping will cost $91.83 via standard post because it's a one-piece exhaust. There is no other option with USPS. If you really want it shipped, that will be the price + $120. If you really want to pay $212 for it shipped, you'll have to wait until next week Friday for me to ship it.

I originally wanted for it to be picked up but let me know if you really want it.

This is bad for business, but I recommend you get an eBay one or something cause that'll probably be cheaper new anyway for the same exact thing.

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I forgot to say that those fire immunity garments are also fairly comfortable as work clothes.

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I know that some of you crazy red neck survivalist gun nuts want to buy some of this stuff in case we go up against hajjis during NASCAR.

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Price drop : $100 picked up for the exhaust if you get it out of the house this weekend. After this weekend, the price will go up to a million dollars.

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Wheels have been SOLD! Leave offers for everything else guys, I will also take trades!!

[project_2fizzle]

being sold by chris dorner lol..

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^ Too soon bruh.

I'm taking trades for KA-t stuff. I also need a white S14 trunk lid.

I also have Zenki right and left rear tail lights. No pics as of this moment, but will update it this Friday. They're in good condition; no scratches or anything.

[tapdeznutz]

bump for viewing.

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Last bump before I remake. Always open to trades; I need a water temp gauge, oil pressure gauge and oil temp gauge