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[wittyname]

i had a bad case of whiskey dick last night, who here has never experienced whiskey dick....

[ONYX S-13]

Maybe i can tell ya if i knew what it was?

[Ghettokracker71]

Maybe i can tell ya if i knew what it was?
:werd: ....WTF are you talking about dude?

[Var]

it's when you drink too much and willy wont wake up to greet the kitty

[ONYX S-13]

Never had that...Sometimes it won't get up right away but it's always up for performance :D

[Ghettokracker71]

never had it either....I'm not big on drinking though. I enjoy agood drink now and then,but I don't get drunk.

It always knows when its wanted:naughty:

[sykikchimp]

I've been on "other" substances and had that problem before.

[aznpoopy]

wow sykik i didn't know you were into that. similar story i was on something else and i didn't even realize the girl was 'touching' me. got a wtf are you gay or some shit comment on that one. :-/

[deedeedum]

this thread is pointless with pics.





jk, i ain't gay

[crioten]

this thread is pointless with pics.


dont you mean without?

ive never had it, but i agree there are a lot of illiegal drugs that wont let ya do certain things...

[Maeda]

I had a case of confused whiskey dick this past weekend.

One second ready to roll, then next back to sleep.

My crotch was narcoleptic.

[matlock]

Never had it because I have never drank.....so when all you guys get "whiskey dick" the girls will know who to come to ;) haha I wish.

[Burmonster]

Whiskey Dick is horrible. Nothing will ruin your evening like getting a hot girl back for the bar/party and you cant prime the fire below. The "why isnt this working right" look she gives you is kind of funny though. Get the girl to give you little gratification down below and you might get going. If that doesnt work, just hope you got enough alcohol in you to pass out and not remember the whole embaressing situation.

[DRFT]

jk, i ain't gay

yea you are

[wittyname]

Whiskey Dick is horrible. Nothing will ruin your evening like getting a hot girl back for the bar/party and you cant prime the fire below. The "why isnt this working right" look she gives you is kind of funny though. Get the girl to give you little gratification down below and you might get going. If that doesnt work, just hope you got enough alcohol in you to pass out and not remember the whole embaressing situation.

i usually just try to get her off as best i can in other ways, that way she's happy and the situation isnt all that horrible

[old_s13]

the problem isnt your dick

its the chicks you are messing with .. they are mingers.

[240KAT]

the problem isnt your dick

its the chicks you are messing with .. they are mingers.

WTF Mate? What's a minger?

[aznpoopy]

WTF Mate? What's a minger?

:werd:

plz explain. i've not heard of a minger b4.

[Burmonster]

its the chicks you are messing with .. they are mingers.

Ahahahahhahahahahahahhah

[Ghettokracker71]

the problem isnt your dick

its the chicks you are messing with .. they are mingers.
lmao:rofl: please definte 'minger' ....lol..

[wittyname]

yeah wtf...... i have a feeling it doesnt mean "hot as fuck" tho....

[240KAT]

I'm too lazy to find the "werd" smiley..but thats what im trying to say. Minger? :wtf:

[russian]

well..... its kinds like a midget......not really. :loco:

[mk20116]

if u can't get it up....then...:yum::yum:

[Philip]

Which type of whiskey dick do you think is worse though?

The one where your dong wont work period.

Or the one where it will 'work' but other parts of your love area won't? i.e. you can't nut.

For some its pretty easy to say the first kind is worse of course... but I can see how the second could be just as worse.

I have had and now do hate both kinds. And the first is the worse.

[Var]

Which type of whiskey dick do you think is worse though?

The one where your dong wont work period.

Or the one where it will 'work' but other parts of your love area won't? i.e. you can't nut.

For some its pretty easy to say the first kind is worse of course... but I can see how the second could be just as worse.

I have had and now do hate both kinds. And the first is the worse.


i'd rather not get it up at all, cause on tweak you experience the latter. 5 hours later you forget what you were doing. it really sucks. i'd rather not get excited and forget about it till later.

[240KAT]

Word, 1st is worse. I've never had the first, but i seem to get the 2nd much more often. Lol, 4 hours of sex later, I'm just like ::inner thought:: 'man, im tired..I wonder whats on TV this early in the a.m....I could go for chinese..' and that doesnt help the lack of ejaculatory abilities. :jerkit:

[wittyname]

i think the second is worse because its like a tease, id just rather not get a boner at all as opposed to goin through all that effort for nothin'

[old_s13]

come on guys.... i cant believe you dont know what a minger is.

use google, or use the UrbanDictionary (tm):

According to: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=minger&f=1

Minger (n.) a female who is ugly in every sense of the word, and is usually fat and unkept with a head like a dropped pie,also known as ripper, yeti, swamp donkey or "10 pinter"

look at that dirty minger!;
i cant believe you fucked that minger!;
she minged
your mum is a minger!

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Anyway, i think both forms of limp dick suck.. except one sucks for the guy, the other sucks for the girl.

A dong that wont get hard will disappoint your woman of the hour. A guy who cant bust a nut will end up having to watch dirty dirty porno to achieve his goal.

I rarely get limp dick, I dont think thats ever happened with me and any of my girlies.. they are usually good looking. What I usually get is the latter case because condoms ruin all the fun and take out all the feelin.

I need to listen to Pop's advice from Dont Be a Menace "thats mah boy TRAY, dont use condoms -- they take away ALL the feelin!"

haha

[mk20116]

......A dong that wont get hard will disappoint your woman of the hour. A guy who cant bust a nut will end up having to watch dirty dirty porno to achieve his goal.

I rarely get limp dick, I dont think thats ever happened with me and any of my girlies.. they are usually good looking. What I usually get is the latter case because condoms ruin all the fun and take out all the feelin.

I need to listen to Pop's advice from Dont Be a Menace "thats mah boy TRAY, dont use condoms -- they take away ALL the feelin!"

haha


one who can't bust a nut, but still have a stiffie would be the energizer bunny ........but then if it's a stiffie for over...i think 2-4 hours...(i don't remember)...you get permanent damage to your penis...

i'd rather get the second though.....i'd rather give her "other" satisfaction......word travels fast among friends..

[240KAT]

See, now I know why i didnt know what a Minger is, its British. That explains it. Over here, i call them Trolls.
'yikes, back to the bridge.' and so on.

[Ghettokracker71]

if u can't get it up....then...:yum::yum:
Thats just fun anyway :)