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ca18guy
03-30-2004, 05:12 AM
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=247902&perpage=30&pagenumber=1


Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened to me last night, so since I can't tell my family i'll tell my fellow juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 19, so still a little on the immature side, but im only 21 so its all good. Anyway i've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her, but did pretty much everything else. So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I must have passed out about 10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in shit. Im thinking WTF, and what happened was I shit myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. Anyway, im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.



:duh:

russian
03-30-2004, 06:28 AM
muhhahahahaa i cant fuckin stop laughing, that is some funny/creative shit.

Ghettokracker71
03-30-2004, 07:50 AM
Well,what else could have been done in that situation? lol

TurK
03-30-2004, 08:33 AM
ROFL i dont even know what to tell ya

S14Speed997
03-30-2004, 09:03 AM
Holy SH*T that is hilarious! Maybe she might find out soon, especially if everyone passes it along like i did lol

bri96se
03-30-2004, 09:49 AM
That was some funny shit! (no pun intended) I have tears coming out my eyes from laughing so hard.

crioten
03-30-2004, 11:18 AM
OMFG...hahaha, i would totally freak out and prolly kill myself. that has to be one of the funniest things ive ever read roflmao

Var
03-30-2004, 11:40 AM
hahaaaaahahahaaaaa .....hahahahahaaahaahahahaa
unholy shit

should have smeared it on her face, or maybe gave her a hitler. lol

-E-
03-30-2004, 11:55 AM
o shit hahahahahahahahaha

Bbandit
03-30-2004, 11:56 AM
shoot dang boy tell you what...
thats just wrong... bahahahahahahah
how come the girl didnt woke up at all... cuz i bet its smelly as hell..

Ricer240sx
03-30-2004, 12:15 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thats hillarous!!

rancid240
03-30-2004, 04:37 PM
smart move...i would have probably panicked and jumped out of the window.

Zemus
03-30-2004, 05:08 PM
HAHAHAH awesome, a bit ruthless, I think I would have woke her up, and said "Look what you did!!" BAD GIRL!! BBAAAAD GIRL. So then she would feel all about and make up with ya, and then you could get on with your life, also it would never be blamed on you, cuz she would never say ANYTHING!

Grey240Drift
03-30-2004, 09:53 PM
ha ha ha ha ha lol lol aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
I allmost shit MY pants when i read that

WilloW
03-30-2004, 10:59 PM
Holy shit ball, that is nasty.

Burmonster
03-31-2004, 12:09 AM
Now thats some funny....um...crap.

Seriously, that fucking funny. I think would have just left.
Ahahahhaahahhahaahhaha, its still funny the second time I read through it.

mk20116
03-31-2004, 08:09 PM
HAHAHAH awesome, a bit ruthless, I think I would have woke her up, and said "Look what you did!!" BAD GIRL!! BBAAAAD GIRL. So then she would feel all about and make up with ya, and then you could get on with your life, also it would never be blamed on you, cuz she would never say ANYTHING!


that would've been so ...damn blackmail....get her to give you a bit of luvin. till you....