If you could be a member of the opposite sex for a day?

[ONYX S-13]

What would you do?.....I think i'd wear the skimpiest outfit and just drive super fast (No slower then 90) and see how many tickets i can get out of with just my good looks :p..That way i can really see if girls have it easier then guys when it comes to gettin out of tickets.:)

[JagdStealth]

Be a slut...

[sub9lulu]

well ... just for a day i'll be the horniest lesbian ever

[TurK]

id sit home and fuck my self all day lol...

[jsr20det]

hahhaa, these answers are crazy.

[russian]

go speed around town in a rented convertable 04 vette Completely Naked.

:boink: :boink: run lights and shit askin to be pulled over

[ONYX S-13]

:hahano: :hahano: That bee awesome to see a high speed chase that involved that(Naked woman in a covertable sports car) :rawk:

[nightwalker]

my friend told me that if he was a girl, he would be a big slut. I for one am not down with getting fucked. I prefer to do the fucking.

[Ghettokracker71]

All of these answers are based solely on the prospect that you would be a HOT woman.....hah hah! Thought I should point that out...and to actually answer the question? Well,its still my secret on that one :boink:

[the240sxer95]

ok ok ok, what if you were a butt ugly woman?? what would you do!!

[ONYX S-13]

If i were an ugly chick then I'd....ii'd.....i dunno? :(

[nightwalker]

Life sucks for ugly women, at least ugly men can get rich and get nice looking pussy. Harder the other way around.

[Bbandit]

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
omg.. you guys just made my day..

[oojpeeoo]

if i was an ugly women i would ruin lives of ppl like u guys ...haha

[Salty_X]

ok ok ok, what if you were a butt ugly woman?? what would you do!!
Hang out at the bar waiting for last call... :hitit:

[po1z5che__]

if i was butt ugly and fat id dress up in tight outfits and flip off guys and think i was all that and a bag of chips:boink:

[Zoom8112]

i would stay at home and look in the mirror and feel myself up all day

[ratm]

Do my laundry and clean my room because thats what women are supposed to do.


i would stay at home and look in the mirror and feel myself up all day

You don't do that anyways?

[-E-]

grope myself :naughtyd:

[ledzeppelin240]

I would spend the first part of the day fingering myself...If i was hot... The latter part of my day would be spent by going into work naked(I work in a restaurant)so that would be interesting.

[matlock]

who said you have to be hot to be a slut, I know plenty of ugly sluts. hahaha

[airsoft]

hit on all of u

[Andrew Bohan]

i'd sit at work and read zilvia like i always do. then i'd go to the ladies' locker room after volleyball practice and prolly have heart attack

[airsoft]

haha sounds like fun womens locker room, just not the heartattack part

[Var]

i would drive an MR2 for a day

[hondaguy]

if i were hott o would go to the local gay bar and go carpet hunting (yummy)
if i were ugly...stay at home and play monopoly

[Phlip]

I'd take the advice that everyone has been giving me all these years and go fuck myself.

[Phlip]

if i were ugly...stay at home and play monopoly
I wish more WOMEN had this much common sense!!!

[ONYX S-13]

Ha ha ....This thread is a riot:rofl:

[SimpleS14]

if I was hot....make money by flashing the fat, ugly, rich guys in the bar during happy hour

if I was ugly....go to a lesbian club and try to turn someone out...so they will go for me once I'm back to being a guy :x:

[nissantuner22]

LOL I WOULD DRIVE AN MR2 FOR A DAY!

thats gotta be it, hands down. that, and lots and lots of self gratificatoin.

[Burmonster]

i would drive an MR2 for a day

Now thats funny, I dont care who you are!

If I could be a women for a day I would see how much free shit I could get by flashing my boobs to lonely, horney teenagers who work at the mall. If I were ugly, I would do something cool like clame sexual harassement and make a bunch of money of some sucker.

[fogleroller]

i would drive an MR2 for a day

I dont get it.

[SimpleS14]

me too...I don't get it

fogleroller - is your avatar off some western Europe cartoon?

[fogleroller]

me too...I don't get it

fogleroller - is your avatar off some western Europe cartoon?

that's "The Cheat" from Homestarrunner.com

http://homestarrunner.com/vcr_cheat.html

[SimpleS14]

that's "The Cheat" from Homestarrunner.com

http://homestarrunner.com/vcr_cheat.html


:tweak: ok.....

[FRpilot]

I dont get it.
i dont get it as well. please explain. lol

[Var]

it's very obvious that i'm implying that MR2's bitch rides. what the hell else is there to explain? now i dont want to start an arguement about how they're good cars this and that bla bla bla bla bla. I'm just sayin they're bitch cars mmmkay motherfuckers?

[fogleroller]

whatever

I thought that most 240 owners were cool.......until now.

[Var]

:wtc: sniffle sniffle

boy were you ever wrong. and how can you even say most 240 owners are cool. you're making a judgement on someone's character by the car they drive. and besides, if i were you and making the statement to me it would read
"i thought most 240 owners are dumb, but not you. you own me"

[fogleroller]

"you're making a judgement on someone's character by the car they drive."

"it's very obvious that i'm implying that MR2's bitch rides"

YOu are an idiot. So I am a bitch because I drive an mr2 (so does several other 240 owners). Ok, whatever.

"i thought most 240 owners are dumb, but not you. you own me"

That doesn't even make sense.

[Var]

lol i didnt say you're a bitch if you drive one. my bad i dont mean to call you a bitch. someone else said it best in another thread.

there was this thread with a 600 horsepower MR2 getting dynoed on video..someone said

"aww that's cute. do they make one for men too?" that's all i'm saying. it looks like a bitch ride. i'm sure it has great potential in performance.

[fogleroller]

LOL, it's all good

[240KAT]

MR2s are fun cars. the best part about them was the HKS Twin Charger kit. But yes, they're bitch rides. Kinda like an eclipse. Everyone says that they're girl cars..same thing, just differant words.

[240KAT]

Oh and the comment about The Cheat being from some Euro cartoon :rofl:
Strong Bad is the shit. :bowdown:

[Ghettokracker71]

The funny thing to me about this whole "MR2 is a bitch car" shit is that the 240sx was originally marketed to women,and I've definitely seen plenty of them driving it too.

[ONYX S-13]

Heh heh..I've heard of that too. I haven't seen chicks driving them though, esecially around here...Well actually..I've seen them drive S13 coupes but fastbacks and S14 i haven't.

[Var]

i dont see any "bitches" driving 240's. only "chicks" i see a difference

[Ghettokracker71]

i dont see any "bitches" driving 240's. only "chicks" i see a difference
:rofl: hah hah!Good point,I'll shut up now :Ownedd:

[nissantuner22]

HAHAHAH. I left the thread alone for a few days and miss the good part.
MR2 Guys always get ragged on for thier cars, because they look like something a chick would drive. But a lot of guys have crazy horsepower, so its all good.
The cheat owns u, as does strong bad. NEXT!

[Ghettokracker71]

I like the 'mister 2' alright,those fuckers can make some mad crazy horsepower like you were saying...I never realized until I was looking to get ajap car (DSM,240sx,RX-7,MR2..etc) that they were that beast.I was reading on some of the sites I was like WTF?450+ RWHP on a daily street driven.....damn :hitit: :naughtyd:

EDIT:Just wondering,they seem alot smaller than a 240...what does one of dem thangs weigh?

[Var]

i think the mr2 turbo weighs 2800 pounds.

[nokeone]

all of you who said you would be a "slut" in one form or another have some serious latent homosexual tendencies...seek help...

if i was hot i'd pose for nude mags or do lesbo porn and make some cash...

or feign interest in some rich dude and then rob his ass...then go into hiding until i turned back into myself..

if i was ugly i'd cry...being ugly would suck...or fat...i feel bad for the unattractive people of this world...

[aznpoopy]

you guys are missing a MAJOR point here. multiple orgasms! if i was a girl for a day i would probably spend the whole day in bed with my girlfriend or masturbating by myself. there's a reason god made guys super-horny/1-shot while girls are emotional/multi. if the psychology was reversed we would all just screw around till we atrophied and died.

:boink:

[ONYX S-13]

So you're saying that you've never gone and had sex with a girl and had more then one orgasm in one session?! Hell i have at least 2 everytime i have sex (basically every have an hour)....Usally don't have sex more then an hour unless i've gone without it for a while.

[aznpoopy]

having one orgasm and then another like 30 minutes later is different then what girls can do. they can have like one orgasm build into another and then another. like 5 orgasms in 20 minutes. no way a guy could do that, but a very horny girl with a guy who really knows what hes doing can (not me :Ownedd: ).

[ONYX S-13]

Ahhh...I understand now. Hah has anyone ever had sex and then afterwards your chicks leg(s) are shaking?..Ha ha it's funny cause they can't control it :cool:

[nokeone]

yes...i've had a girl bent over from behind, hitting it while standing up, fall down because her legs could no longer support her...so we finished up on the floor...:boink:

[G_Fish240]

id rub the muff, all day

[TRUENOCOUPE]

240 are bitches car.

[Var]

You always bring a good point to the table Al

[citizen]

I would shatter every boys ego i saw by rocking them on the mountain.
"oh noz, ive been beat my a girl, wha wha wha!"

[Andrew Bohan]

and then i would make nude vids and take nude pics for me to look at when i was a guy again
ahahaha i win

[davenavarro1]

ill be a lesbian and fuck every single girl i can see

[Phlip]

ill be a lesbian and fuck every single girl i can see
Fuck that, I do that now and I am still a man, you gotta do something that you don't do as a male, come on.

[KiDyNomiTe]

Fuck that, I do that now and I am still a man, you gotta do something that you don't do as a male, come on.
So you'd suck dick.. :tweak: :p

If I were a hot girl I would basically live it up taking advantage of guys cuz we are weak :hahano: . If I am hungry ask some rich guy to take me out to a nice resteraunt. Go around being a big tease to guys and getting shit from them. Then get some cameras, hit up a lesbo bar and bring some ladies back for some fun.

[Var]

i'd drive an MR2 for a day

[Phlip]

So you'd suck dick.. :tweak: :p

Isn't that what women do?

...I can't honestly say I'd go out and do a lot of slutty stuff and videotape it for me to watch when I am me again. That would be like watching a porn of myself, or even worse, one of my sister, not quite the porn I need to watch.

[nokeone]

you know what they say: "Incest is best when you put your sister to the test"...

[G_Fish240]

all you have to do is rub is the muff, think about it, girls have multiple orgasms