Is this normal?

[SilviaSR20DET]

My best friend spent the night at my place after partying pretty hard and getting drunk. He was totally knocked out on my bedroom floor. After i took a shower, i found that he had taken his pants off while he was sleeping. Don't ask me how, coz i have no idea.

anyways, i kinda caught a glimpse of his package and i think he was having a boner while he was asleep. The problem was that I got pretty excited too. Just wanted to ask you guys if this is normal? I mean, after all he IS my best friend. I'm afraid that i might be gay

[plan b]

:hahano: !!!!!

omg! [email protected]@[email protected]# i cant even believe i just read that...
fuck man
god i cant stop laughing!

as far as my experience as a guy goes its normal to be excited while asleep.. but uh, i mean.. lol wake up your friend and tell [email protected]#@[email protected] ROFLMSOFSDMJ

if your gay then your gay.. i have a lot of friends in that career path and they all know they are. it isnt something that they fell upon one day, if you can put it that way.

bababahahahahahahaa

[ONYX S-13]

Ummmmmmmmm???If your question is is it normal to have a boner while sleeping then yes...It is normal,same as you wakin up with one (Which is super annoying)...If your question is ,is it normal to get turned on by seeing your friends nuts then that's all up to you..If anything I would have just ignored it *shrugs*..Maybe takin a pic of him so i have some kind of blackmail photo:D

[D1drifter]

ehhh, i dont know if thats normal, could be the first signs of being gay, but sorry i couldnt help you there. But man, you got arroused by his arousal? dang man.

[plan b]

ehhh, i dont know if thats normal, could be the first signs of being gay, but sorry i couldnt help you there. But man, you got arroused by his arousal? dang man.


HAHAHAHAHA "dang man"

[wittyname]

uhhh my best bet is that you made this up just for kicks....dont believe it at all

[SilviaSR20DET]

dude, i am totally serious. Stop screwing around with me. I'm so scared i might be gay!

[Phlip]

I'll be serious with you then... I have been drunk MANY times in my life. I have been absolutely SHITFACED at times. In my drunken stupors, I have never had any bouts of homosexuality. I will, however, offer the fact that drinking impairs judgement, and that you MAY be just fine to have had some departure from the norm if YOU were drunk and as drunk as one would need to be. On the other hand, if he was drunk and you were sober and you, knowing that EVERY man post-puberty wakes up with wood and got excited that he had wood while sleeping, got excited by this dude's Woodrow, are most likely gay, my friend... Remind me never to drink at a party at your crib :ghey:

[plan b]

dude, i am totally serious. Stop screwing around with me. I'm so scared i might be gay!

fuckin pussy, if your gay then be a woman and admit it

if your gay you know it, if your not then your not..
why are you going to waste your time.. ask yourself seriously, and if you can say no without any second thoughts then i dunno, go rent a porn... but if you cant, then quit trying to scare yourself out of it.. it doesnt work like that

[ONYX S-13]

How old are you now? I'm guessing late teens..If you don't know your sexuality by then then that's kinda weird...Do you watch a lot of porn? If so do you seem to get more turned on by the guys or the chicks? If the answer is guys then you might be gay...Have you ever had a GF? If so did you feel the same way you did when you saw her naked (If you ever did see her naked).If yes then you might be Bisexual..Who knows though *Shrugs*

[SilviaSR20DET]

okay, so maybe i'm not gay. I mean, after all, I do have a girlfriend and we have sex quite often. But the thing is, i enjoy doing her in the butt more so than the "normal" entrance. This doesn't mean i have gay tendencies, does it?

I am a good dresser if this might mean anything..

[ONYX S-13]

HEY !!!! That doesn't mean anything..If you have sex a lot then the puss is gonna be way looser then the anus....Of course you're gonna like that better..It's tighter!(Ever though I'm not the type of guy to go that route)

[plan b]

okay, so maybe i'm not gay. I mean, after all, I do have a girlfriend and we have sex quite often. But the thing is, i enjoy doing her in the butt more so than the "normal" entrance. This doesn't mean i have gay tendencies, does it?

I am a good dresser if this might mean anything..

i am a good dresser? you fag quit fuckin with people

[SilviaSR20DET]

dude, stopbeing so homophobic, with the derogatory "fag" comments.

[plan b]

homophobic?

alright, i live in miami, the fad these days is to be gay.

i live with a lesbian, roomates, also best friends.
she always has these gay kids over
none of them get offended when i say fag, its all in your head kid

[Phlip]

I worked in a clothing store for 3 years and people (male and female) compliment my clothes all the time...
BUT
I got some AMAZING head from this chick in Chapel Hill Sunday evening, and will likely do it again... really soon
... Does this make me a homophobe?

[matlock]

Yes guys get morning wood, I do and my girlfriend thinks its funny, and hey I dress well too, but I am not gay I have a girlfriend that I love.....I am sorry if you are questioning your sexuality. I just think you need to figure out what you want, and that will answer your question. I have no problem with people's sexual preference, and I hope you figure out what you want and stuff.

[Ghettokracker71]

Yeah its normal for guys to have 'morning wood' ...

Did you actually get turned on when you saw it? Or was it just more like you just got hard and nothing else?

[hondaguy]

i think your bi...IMHO

[SilviaSR20DET]

okay, i did not get a hard-on just out of the blue. It happened when i saw my best friend's boner. I feel kinda weird about it because he's my best friend!

[ONYX S-13]

Who cares if it's your best friend or not?....A penis is a penis.

[WilloW]

Hahah this thread is hilarious.

[mk20116]

if you're in your teens then your probably going though a phaze about sexuality. if you're getting excited about seeing your friends "package" it does not mean you're homosexual.
usually when a person is homosexual they will "feel" this at an early age and then will probably admit it later on in life, usually late in life or sometimes earlier. but that would depend on their upbringing and ethnicity.

yes we're all homo...and what it is , is call homo-attraction...
for those who are about to say no to this think what it means, homo-attraction is basically liking a guy and wanting to be friends with him. (think of best buddies/close best friends in a non-sexual way)...this explains why sometimes you look at somebody and you think that you'd want to be their friend or buddy.

but.....if that buddybuddy relationship goes any further then.......congratulations you're :ghey:..... :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: ..... :mepoke:

[mk20116]

forgot to add....me got a girlfriend and i do it...... :boink: :boink:

[wittyname]

Hahah this thread is hilarious.
seriously.....

[jsr20det]

This is an easy one...

My best friend spent the night at my place after partying pretty hard and getting drunk. He was totally knocked out on my bedroom floor. After i took a shower, i found that he had taken his pants off while he was sleeping. Don't ask me how, coz i have no idea.

-So both of you guys were drunk and alone. And you say he was TOTALLY knocked out.....I wonder who else could've taken off his pants? :rofl:

[rancid240]

hey maybe your just bi curious?

[D1drifter]

okay, i did not get a hard-on just out of the blue. It happened when i saw my best friend's boner.

What ever floats your boat :wackit:

[wishihadasilvia]

Dude sorry to tell ya but coming outta the closet on an internet forum may have serious mental consequences hahaha

[SilviaSR20DET]

Mannnnn You Guys~are Crazyyyy. I'm Not Gayyyyyy!!!!!!!! He's Just A Friend Okayyyy?!?!? It's Not My Fault I Got An Erection

[D1drifter]

It's Not My Fault I Got An Erection

Ohh so now you're blaming it all on your little jonjon?!? Thats not right man.

[Grip Gambler]

dont party so hard that you'll forget whats happening and wake up with a condom hanging out of your ass :bite:

[Salty_X]

Haha, this is almost as good as the thread about the guy who "bragged" about sniffing his sister's panties and someone else on the forum told her... All we need now is to get your friend on here! (Unless you've already told him you love his junk..)

You ever have someone yawn around you and it makes you yawn?
Yeah, I'm hoping that your boner works on the same principle. :ugh:

Seriously though, I doubt you're gay... you're just a sick freak.

[Bbandit]

no man you're not gay... you were drunk.... right?

[Acurate]

lol...geez.
So did you do anything to your "best friend" while he was passed out?
And I mean your REAL best friend. Not your best friend down there..

[nightwalker]

next time touch it while touching yours! If you start to like the feel, then your a fuckin fag! ...if you even pondered the thought, then your a fag! ...the fact that you got wood from looking at another man's wood also makes you a fag!

I don't know about you, but the thought of looking at another dudes package makes me shrivel up and die!

Go to a gay bar and find out for yourself! AAahAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!

[elevator]

okay, so maybe i'm not gay. I mean, after all, I do have a girlfriend and we have sex quite often. But the thing is, i enjoy doing her in the butt more so than the "normal" entrance. This doesn't mean i have gay tendencies, does it?

I am a good dresser if this might mean anything..
Yup....yer gay. Buy a nice lime green VW and get a rainbow sticker for the bumper.

[elevator]

Who cares if it's your best friend or not?....A penis is a penis.
Gee that sounded kind of gay too!

This thread is GREAT!!! :D

[mk20116]

Yup....yer gay. Buy a nice lime green VW and get a rainbow sticker for the bumper.


you forgot about the little purple triangle on top too... :doh:

[deedeedum]

alright, don't worry, we are here to help.

look at the first attached picture, do you just feel like ripping off his jeans and touching his boner too?



what do you think about when you see the second attached picture? do you like what she is wearing? do you like it so much that you wish you were the one wearing it? Or you can't take your eyeds off the guy on the corner?


if your answer is yes to any of those questions, i would say you are a fag. well, good luck and use protection. sell me your car (if it's not pimped out with hello kitty stuff) and get a beetle like the other suggested, or a civic with 19s, it's just as gay.

hope this helps

[Phlip]

http://img33.photobucket.com/albums/v99/mechaniac/Oddity/howgay.jpg

[D1drifter]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

[Zemus]

HAHAHAHAH Best OT Thread ever, This needs to be stickyed !

[deedeedum]

http://img33.photobucket.com/albums/v99/mechaniac/Oddity/howgay.jpg

this guy in this pic probably made him :hyper:

[Var]

next time touch it while touching yours! If you start to like the feel, then your a fuckin fag! ...if you even pondered the thought, then your a fag! ...the fact that you got wood from looking at another man's wood also makes you a fag!

I don't know about you, but the thought of looking at another dudes package makes me shrivel up and die!

Go to a gay bar and find out for yourself! AAahAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!


You're only allowed to say f** if you are a f**. See when a straight person says f** it get's bleeped. hmmm makes me wonder.

[shinhed]

You are gay and...

[Salty_X]

This reminds me of a Seinfeld episode...


George: A man gave me... a massage.

Jerry: So?

George: So he... had his hands and, uh, he was...

Jerry: He was what?!

George: He was... touching and rubbing.

Jerry: That's a massage.

George: And then I took my pants off.

Jerry: You took your pants off?

George: For my hamstring.

Jerry: Oh.

George: He got about two inches from... there.

Jerry: Really?

George: I think it moved.

Jerry: Moved?

George: It may have moved, I don't know.

Jerry: I'm sure it didn't move.

George: It moved! It was imperceptible but I felt it.

Jerry: Maybe it just wanted to change positions? You know, shift to the other
side.

George: No, no. It wasn't a shift, I've shifted, this was a move.

Jerry: Okay, so what if it moved?

George: That's the sign! The test; if a man makes it move.

Jerry: That's not the test. Contact is the test, if it moves as a result of
contact.

George: You think it's contact? It has to be touched?

Jerry: That's what a gym teacher once told me.

[dori2 s13coupe]

hahahhaa this guy is pulling everyones pork..... he was prolly bored and made this bs up... but it sure is dayum funny... isnt there a term for dressing nice??.... metrosexual?

[Phlip]

You're only allowed to say f** if you are a f**. See when a straight person says f** it get's bleeped. hmmm makes me wonder.
That is the FUNNIEST episode of southpark ever... "Hey, uhh... you got some shit on your shirt"

[hondaguy]

hey maybe your just bi curious?


i think that too...... just go do something with a guy or go rent a gay porno and if you dont like it your not gay....good luck with your quest lol

[deedeedum]

that was funny you called it a quest.

[SilviaDriver]

sad sad sad

[brianglawson]

ha your probably not gay, you just happen to get horny, maybe you saw him with his pants off and it made you think he had just had sex that night and it turned you on, or something like that, but if you got horny and just wanted to touch or stare at his cock then

[WilloW]

It's Not My Fault I Got An Erection Hot damn, that's funny :rofl:.

[shinhed]

I usually don't show any emotion while cruising the forums but, this is some funny sh*t.

[Phlip]

This thread asked one question; "Is this normal," and there are 2 answers that are feasible in this situaltion and no one has given either to this point, rather there have been a bunch of jokes, my own answers included... But here it is...
Is it normal to see an erection on a sleeping friend, even if it is one's BEST friend and then get an erection of your own?
If you are, yourself, a homosexual, then the answer is yes.
If you are, yorself, heterosexual, then the answer is no.

[TougeRacing]

lol this thread is sooo funnny...erection off another erection = gay

[deedeedum]

erection off another erection = gay

conclusion.

[elevator]

http://www.zilvia.net/f/attachment.php?attachmentid=6438
What guy?

[AutoDestruct]

you are a troll.

A HOMOsexual troll at that. May the world have mercy on your small, little wrinkly, sticky "soul". :)

homosayswhat?

[drift freaq]

damn, this has to go to be the funniest thread I have ever seem on this forum.
like the other guys said only you can answer your question and in fact if the question popped up in your head you may indeed have tendancies.
Only Alcoholics and drug addicts ask the question of themselves , "am I alcoholic"? or "do I have a drug or drinking problem"? You do not see a normal person with no drinking problem questioning themselves about drinking to much. They just don't , the thought just does not enter their head. On the other hand Alcoholics and drug addicts either ask the question or flatly state they don't have a problem which is usually denial. Again the normal person does not even go there in their thoughts.
conclusion to all this? You probably do have some tendacies and your probably bi.
Test yourself a few more times . hahahhahahaha
Then accept who you are and move on . This is not something your going to be miracously cured from if its true . Its who you are, learn to live with it.
Or kill yourself . hahahhahahahhaha

[Phlip]

Maybe, just maybe, this doesn't make him gay... It's possible that he is not gay, bi, hell, even hetero. What's that new shit they say on TV all the time? Maybe he's METROsexual.

[SimpleS14]

lol...oh my fuck...this thread is hilarious...

dood....you must have been fucking wasted...and thought he got some head from a mystery chick and you got a boner because you thought you were next. :confused: BAH...I really think you want to test the other side and find out whether your gay or bi. GAWD...I really don't know how you can look at another man's cock like that. :tweak:

I think you should ask some gay guy to kiss you on the check....

if the situation turns into something like this: :kiss: YOUR GAY!!!

if the situation turns into something like this: http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/barfkiss.gif YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!!!

Oh yea....meterosexual is looking gay...but not being gay. If you need some examples....look at Justin Timberlake or Dave Beckham.

[russian]

My best friend spent the night at my place after partying pretty hard and getting drunk. He was totally knocked out on my bedroom floor. After i took a shower, i found that he had taken his pants off while he was sleeping. Don't ask me how, coz i have no idea.

anyways, i kinda caught a glimpse of his package and i think he was having a boner while he was asleep. The problem was that I got pretty excited too. Just wanted to ask you guys if this is normal? I mean, after all he IS my best friend. I'm afraid that i might be gay


muhahaahah that is some funny shit. you cant be fucking serious muhahahahah :Ownedd: :Ownedd: :naughtyd: :fruit: :fruit:

[russian]

okay, so maybe i'm not gay. I mean, after all, I do have a girlfriend and we have sex quite often. But the thing is, i enjoy doing her in the butt more so than the "normal" entrance. This doesn't mean i have gay tendencies, does it?

I am a good dresser if this might mean anything..

dude, if seriously there is nothing wrong with you. neither gettin a boner of whatever, it might be gross but that happens. oh btw fuckin chick in her ass is very erotic, nothing gay about it. wtf guys, all of us have a femine side, where YOU WAINT IT OR NOT> you do. some have it a lil, like this dude, some alot like Denis Rodman. you are not gay. :loco:

[SilviaSR20DET]

thanks for sticking up for me, russian. I post a simple question and everyone jumps on me for being "gay". Man, this is the last time im gonna ask anything on here..

[crioten]

i mean, a website with a bunch of car freaks, most of us have mental problems to begin with...add in a few others that like to bash the shit out of peoples ideas and all this = not a great place to post a question about your sexuality...

and according to some medical research ive read, it says that all of the "gay" or "lesbian" people that they did this cat scan on, had an enlarged part of the brain that blocked regular tendencies towards the opposite sex...so they think that being gay can actually be genetic/ (and i know this will sound bad, but...) a birth defect

dont shoot the messenger
-glen

[omen2853]

were you jackin it in the shower before you saw his wang? maybe its post-beatoff-half-boner? just a thought.

[aznpoopy]

#1 this thread should've been a poll
#2 i have been drunk/high/both many times in my life and even then i could discern a busted girl from a hot girl. i never got turned on by a fugly woman, let alone another guy.

i think you are probably bi. since you said you're like bestfriends with the dude, maybe you have an underlying motive for the friendship?

[Var]

if you really want to know if you are gay, just bone your friend in the ass. then you can conclude that you are in fact, gay.

[Phlip]

if you really want to know if you are gay, just bone your friend in the ass. then you can conclude that you are in fact, gay.
Will he have arrived at his conclusion when he actually finishes the act of fucking another man in the ass or at some point while approaching him with his johnson out to actually BEGIN the act?

[Phlip]

But to AGAIN answer the question originally asked, you aren't exactly gay for getting wood when your homeboy happened to be drunk and passed out in the floor in your bedroom... Wood happens. The question would be whether you were like kinda sitting around with half a stock and then noticed that you were getting wood as you noticed that he had wood... Now if you were completely flaccid before noticing homeboy's dong, then you need to go ahead and think about getting some birkenstocks. But HEY, at least you didn't give yourself instant confirmation by reaching out and beating him off, instead, you are torturing yourself by thinking about it ENTIRELY too much and presenting it to a public forum that has time and time again presented themselves to be critical, insensitive and just downright mean, myself included...

[Var]

Will he have arrived at his conclusion when he actually finishes the act of fucking another man in the ass or at some point while approaching him with his johnson out to actually BEGIN the act?


i think once he rams it in there after 3 pumps if he keeps going he's definitely gay. If he stops after 3 pumps, he's definitely gay for putting it in in the first place. If he has it out about to ram away, but he retreats, he's gay for approaching another man's ass with his johnson. So like i said. He should just bone his friend just to confirm for his own peace of mind.

[OldSklS13]

this thread is so fucked up

[Burmonster]

and according to some medical research ive read, it says that all of the "gay" or "lesbian" people that they did this cat scan on, had an enlarged part of the brain that blocked regular tendencies towards the opposite sex...so they think that being gay can actually be genetic/ (and i know this will sound bad, but...) a birth defect

dont shoot the messenger
-glen

That is correct. There are differences between the brains of heterosexual and homosexual individuals as well as differences in hormone out put.

There is a test called a Kinsey Heterosexual-Homosexual Rating Scale which rates your sexuality on a scale from 0-6 with 0 being exclusively heterosexual and 6 being exclusively homosexual. People can range anywhere from a 0 to a 6 when it comes to their sexual preferance, very few people score a 0.

Also, keep in mind that the American society deems everything that is "wrong" when it comes to an action toward the same sex as homosexuality. This is not the case in very few place else where in the world. Take for example, in a country as close as Mexico, occasional same sex sexual activity by otherwise heterosexual men is looked upon as "macho" and public homosexual behavior is often seen this way in Mexico.

I wouldnt worry about it man. You can question your sexuality all you want, its yours after all. Personally, I dont think your gay, just curious. In many other cultures you would be seen as abnormal if you weren't curious about members of the same sex.

[gogeeta13]

Hey guys, is it wrong for me to get a boner by reading this thread. I think I may be :ghey:


hahaha :fawkd: :wtf:

[Phlip]

Hey guys, is it wrong for me to get a boner by reading this thread. I think I may be :ghey:


hahaha :fawkd: :wtf:


Well, according to the invdividual who started the thread:
It's Not My Fault I Got An Erection
It wouldn't be your fault if you did... But personally, I would ask what about the thread supplied you with the woodrow before calling you pink.

[smellslikecurry]

hahahahahahaha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[TheSnail]

I think he is gay, such as liking a guy that acts or dresses like a girl. I dissown my Sr20det cause it share the same name as a cum bubble in a fags ass. I hope your friend never reads this. By my predictions, this pic should turn you on..

[kcolyer27]

wtf why would u even post somethign about that.

[SimpleS14]

Is it normal.....


to get a boner when your half-asleep sitting thru lecture or at your work desk and your thinking about pu$$y?

:ugh:

[TheSnail]

All in all, I say who gives a crap, People live once, there is no Jesus or what ever, so while you are alive, If you want to be gay with other gay people then be as fruity as Tucan Sam, And if being a shit packer or having the fudge packed makes you happy then go for it.

[Zoom8112]

thanks for sticking up for me, russian. I post a simple question and everyone jumps on me for being "gay". Man, this is the last time im gonna ask anything on here..


alright i'm gonna help you ...

fuck a man up the ass.

if you like it, you are gay - if you dont, you are not gay, but did a gay act.

this will answer your question.

[BadMoJo]

I vote for hijacked screen name on this one. :rolleyes:

Either that or a really odd sense of humor. :loco:

[TheSnail]

Thats really risky though, If you ended up not gay, the "gay act" would haunt you for life, and also if the other guy ate alot of peanuts then that could do some painful damage to your cock'en'balls.

[Var]

All in all, I say who gives a crap, People live once, there is no Jesus or what ever, so while you are alive, If you want to be gay with other gay people then be as fruity as Tucan Sam, And if being a shit packer or having the fudge packed makes you happy then go for it.

dont turn this into a religious thing.."there is no jesus or whatever"

[russian]

http://vip.lenta.ru/l/fullstory/2004/04/01/crazy/picturesmall.jpg

[Phlip]

Okay, if I'm driving to work, sober at 11:48 in the morning and a Ferarri 360 Modena, red, passes me at full wail, is it wrong for me to get wood and be late for work following him around just to hear the sound?

[brianglawson]

Not At All!!!!!!!

[Phlip]

Not At All!!!!!!!
Good, because I was no shit 5 minutes from my job when this happened friday and was 10 minutes late waiting for the wood to subside after following this guy up to the wal mart parking lot.

[FastBack 240]

Someone had to of jacked his name. I mean why would you ask about of motor heads about being gay? You are bound to get flamed or in this case gasoline on the flames. :ghey: