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airsoft
03-19-2004, 11:44 PM
THE FIRST THING YOU DO ??

I have always looked at my speedo... for some reason...
is that your reaction also ?

RPS13_SR20DET
03-19-2004, 11:47 PM
yup me too.

WilloW
03-19-2004, 11:55 PM
Cuss, then just put both of my hands on the steering wheel and wait for the ticket.

Phlip
03-20-2004, 12:32 AM
According to Dave Chappelle, you should spread your cheeks and lift your sack.

BadMoJo
03-20-2004, 12:36 AM
first thing I do is throw the blow out the window, THEN I reach for the gun in the glove box.

aznxplayer
03-20-2004, 02:28 AM
first thing i do is downshift...... =)

brokenben
03-20-2004, 02:52 AM
um.. turn down the radio?

fliprayzin240sx
03-20-2004, 06:20 AM
kill the engine and turn on all the lights....

brianglawson
03-20-2004, 06:23 AM
um.. turn down the radio?
thats it right there:)

whateverjames
03-20-2004, 09:22 AM
Set the keys on the dash in front of me.

Andrew Bohan
03-20-2004, 09:27 AM
i upshift to kill the revs, then get my license, reg, and my emergency-use-only $50 bill ready, then if she's with me i have my gf lift up her skirt

Var
03-20-2004, 10:28 AM
The first thing i do is apologize and admit i was wrong..make sure to look him in the face. Then i leave

VEX240
03-20-2004, 10:51 AM
I swerve all over the road, then pull over and get out running around screaming BEES!! BEES! THEIR EVERYWHERE! THEIR RIPPIMG MY FLESH OFF!! :hyper:

nissantuner22
03-20-2004, 11:30 AM
reach for my seatbelt.

Johny5
03-20-2004, 11:49 AM
blast the music, we're not gonna take it

i'm sorry officer ... i









didn't know i couldn't do that.

haha, sorry, this thread just reminded me of that, i get my registration and license ready.

TachyonS14
03-20-2004, 12:37 PM
Pull over and put both hands on the steering wheel. Also, I don't get my registration till he/she tells me.

So funny when they want your ID, they make you take it out of your wallet. First time I just showed them my ID with it still in my wallet and he got heated :madfawk: lol.

Jeff240sx
03-20-2004, 01:39 PM
THE FIRST THING YOU DO ??

If I'm familiar with the area, I tap the gas... alot. Ok.. I punch it. And run. Fast and far, to family/friend's house. If I'm not familiar, or near a place to hide.. turn down the radio and keep both hands on the steering wheel, and wait for the cop to tell me what to do. The cops are cops for one reason. Power. By taking that away from them, they have a hissy and give it to you with sandpaper.
-Jeff

Red
03-20-2004, 01:57 PM
The very 1st time I got pulled over in my truck... I said

" Umm I have no idea what I just did wrong... So what did I do? "

I had no bumper... no ticket tho

Annoying Eric
03-20-2004, 02:25 PM
If i stop then i just roll down my window, wait for them to ask for my license and reg and hand them it along with my NYPD DEA card, and tell them my dad is a detective and i go on my way.. OR...... i reach for the boost controller. Pump it up, and get outta there.

hondaguy
03-20-2004, 03:28 PM
well since im black i just get ready for a ass whippin

Annoying Eric
03-20-2004, 04:25 PM
Hahahahhahahha.........

DriftXtreem
03-20-2004, 04:40 PM
I pull over pull out the heat and start blazzin. Drop my sack of rocks and then get back in and head out. call my girl and see if Im on the news yet if not I wait in the county until im on cops.

rps13kid
03-20-2004, 04:49 PM
roll down my windows because my tint is to dark and turn on the dome light if it is dark out and put my hands in viewing distance...got out of alot of tickets that way because a cop told me that the number one thingthat they worry about is where yuor hands are,,,

SimpleS14
03-20-2004, 04:50 PM
Turn off the radio and look all mature and calm....its save me from getting a reckless twice...near misses (1-3 miles below the limit). :)

old_s13
03-20-2004, 05:05 PM
dont ask me, i dont know about these things...

nightwalker
03-20-2004, 06:33 PM
keep the windows rolled up, put my hands on the steering wheel, and stare straight ahead.

Flybert
03-20-2004, 07:22 PM
Give 'em lip.

SilviaDriver
03-20-2004, 07:40 PM
claim insanity

crioten
03-21-2004, 03:16 PM
um, i pray to god that they have a cold so they cant smell the fresh pot in the back of the car :)

FastBack 240
03-21-2004, 06:51 PM
keep the windows rolled up, put my hands on the steering wheel, and stare straight ahead.


thats what I always tend to do.

DRFT
03-21-2004, 08:29 PM
good (morning,afternoon, evening) Occifer....

LonePhantom
03-21-2004, 09:17 PM
one thing thats worked for me (lessened one speeding fine and kept me out of court for reckless driving) was saying that I was trying to get home/work/closest shopping mall as I was really needing to go to the toilet! Sounds sad but it has worked for me!

WilloW
03-22-2004, 12:02 AM
one thing thats worked for me (lessened one speeding fine and kept me out of court for reckless driving) was saying that I was trying to get home/work/closest shopping mall as I was really needing to go to the toilet! Sounds sad but it has worked for me!

A friend of mine told the cop that he was speeding because he has some massive diarrhea and had to take a fat shit, it worked for him a few times.

Bliss
03-22-2004, 11:08 AM
"SHIT!" flys out of my mouth, speed is checked, radio down, both hands on the wheel. Wait to get lectured.

ONYX S-13
03-22-2004, 12:59 PM
According to Dave Chappelle, you should spread your cheeks and lift your sack.
Lol...The only think i do is sigh, pull over ,turn off my car , put on the hazards, and keep my hands on the steering wheel...After that basically just try to cooperate as best as i can with the officer.

aznpoopy
03-22-2004, 02:14 PM
i've been pulled over only once for speeding. first thing i did was put on my glasses. then i ruffled my hair until it was un-spiked. i buttoned up my shirt and tucked my really baggy pants under my legs to make them look like normal slacks. i kept my hands on the wheel. when the officer asked me why i was going so fast, i said "i'm stupid i guess." he asked if i had any points on my license etc and he actually let me off. btw i was doing 90 in 55 mph zone.

AlligatorBling
03-22-2004, 05:41 PM
wave out the window to let him know i see him and that im pulling over. keep hands on steering wheel, dont make sudden movments, kiss ass ect. they like that. ive gotten off the hook a few times for that.

BSeay
03-22-2004, 09:35 PM
Cuss, throw my hands up usually hit the steering wheel....then get ready to argue about my exhaust because here in VA i've come to the conclusion i'm getting it anyways...