The "can't afford a down payment" sale

[Brian04]

Location: Upland, CA
Shipping: Ain't nobody got time for that
Contact: PM or text only (909) 609-9987






Hey there, sweetcheeks. Wanna know a dirty little secret? I'm having a sale.

That's right, i can swag you out with some swag. Any way you want it, you whore.


SEXY COILS AND BRAKES SOLD TO ONE SEXY HOMBRE.

I've got an S14 KA24DE AEM Cold Air Intake Kit. Includes K&N Cone Filter, Aluminum MAFS adapter w/IAT Sensor adapter, and Silicone couplings, for smooth coupling action. It so sexy, it should be illegal. But this bitch has protection: CARB legal. You get stopped for having so much swag, you just keep your dirty whore mouth shut and let these sexy curves do all the talking. All yours for only $120


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Want to see some more sexy curves, you perverted fuck?


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BAM! Now wipe that jizz off your computer screen, these S14 Kouki sideskirts are called Starfire Blue Pearl. Hell of a whore name for some sexy as fuck sideskirts, which just so happen to be Starfire Blue. Just like the neighborhood tramp, everyone's had a ride on these skirts, so it only comes with one end cap But that's okay, because for only $180 one-dolla bills, you can be one fancy motherfucker swaggin around town.

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You with me, camera guy?







Now for some less than phresh as phuck swag:

CAT IS SOLD, GENTS.



I've also got a NEW OEM throw out bearing that i will literally throw the fuck out if no one buys it for $10.

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And finally, i have a bunch of 5 speed shit that you can pick up. These parts are so desperately hopeless, they'll take whatever cash you offer them. For real.
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[WhipsGoneWild.net]

Give me more

Glws slut hump bump for ya

[alcorp]

OOooo nice and dirty!

[jerry_beans]

hahahahahaha best thread ever! bump for you! XXX rated lmfao i might want that k&n!

[The1991sx]

Bump and dumping.

[matahernan]

Pm your number

[OiyItsC4ry]

What's the condition on the coils??(:

[Bambi]

Weirdest boner right now...

[jesse_s13]

This thread is pretty funny.
:=)

[kilamax03]

lol bump for you and the creativity

[Cody240sx90]

Throw out bearing for what car?

[LOUD240]

Nice stuff!!!! Buying a new car?????

[Josh400]

I want it! Give me more! Lol bump for you

[Brian04]

Pm your number

For real, bro? I didn't put that disclaimer at the top to look pretty.

What's the condition on the coils??(:

In sexy condition. Try clicking on the link, or better yet come check them out for yourself. I can text you dirty pictures all night but nothing beats seeing them in person.

Nice stuff!!!! Buying a new car?????

If i am, i'm not talking :D

Throw out bearing for what car?

For a 240sx, perhaps. I mean, granted all my items for sale are for an S13 or S14, so i guess i should mention it's for a KA24DE manual transmission. You have to fill it with blinker fluid first.






As for the rest of you sexy sluts, thanks for the free dry humps. :hey:

[psychos13]

condition of coils?

[Lucifer.Valenino]

Free Bump. Lets sell this shit!!!!!

[koukimuncher]

Lmao bumpp

[haxoraxe]

free bump funny as phuck

[godrifttoday]

I'm in deep for the coils at 200

[GenkiZenki808]

Bump for the most hilarious ad ever on zilvia!

Asking about the t.o. bearing. What year, s13 ka or sr trans?

[GenkiZenki808]

Good price on the wilwood set up too. Pix of the adapter? Fit on honda's?

[VinceDude]

Haha I love sale threads like these. BUMP BUMP BUMP(if you know what I mean).

[jdmlivin]

LMFAO Legit GLWS

[Twinkies!]

Coils still there? If so I can pick them up this weekend for asking price

[spooled240]

i actually read all of it and I don't need a damn thing lol

bump

[iLOVEASIANGIRLSS]

LOL best FS thread ever you fucking fuck ahah bonner bump

[s13mikesr20]

wierd sensation in my pants bump for you sir

[Brian04]

I'm in deep for the coils at 200

And you'll be in deep for another $180, and be 5th in queue, dirty skank.

Asking about the t.o. bearing. What year, s13 ka or sr trans?

Got it in the Exedy clutch kit for 91-94 KA24DE

Good price on the wilwood set up too. Pix of the adapter? Fit on honda's?

Yeah, they're made for 4 lug hondas, but these brakes are too good to go on a nasty honda. I can send you a pic if you want. PM your number for a sexy tiem.

Coils still there? If so I can pick them up this weekend for asking price

Already got an appointment with several clients for these broads. I'll let you know if they can't handle the heat.

[2tonecoupegrl]

LOL great for sale thread!

[Sergio180sx]

What car is the brake setup for?

[jellis]

Good read. Glws

[Lucifer.Valenino]

Free Bump!!!!!

[[email protected]]

Bump for funny thread. I love my Silk Roads, somebody scoop these up!

[LA Kings]

sexy thread is sexy

[Brian04]

Coils and brakes are currently pending sale.

[Lvnismo]

LOL! u still got the intake?

[Brian04]

LOL! u still got the intake?

Sure do. Hit me up.

[MurkyRiversS13]

Bump for you. Great thread.

[Asil]

I am interested in your Wilwoods calipers. If you mind seperating the calipers, shoot me a price shipped to 34238.

[black'N'proud]

pm sent for the side skirts.

[OiyItsC4ry]

How did the coils go? Sold or...

[EsChassisLove]

Because I loved reading that filth coming from your nasty fingertips, you get free bump.

Awesome thread. Awesome sales pitch. This is how you sell, ladies and gentlemen.

[Lucifer.Valenino]

Lets get this shit sold!!!! We need a car before vegas next week!!!

[Lucifer.Valenino]

Free Bump!!! Lets get those skirts and intake sold!!!

[Brian04]

pm sent for the side skirts.

No shipping

How did the coils go? Sold or...

SOLD!!




Kouki Sideskirts and curvy intake still down for some hot action; BUY BUY BUY!!

[515CUSTOMS]

I want to get my hot hands on what you got.

If you got the time to ship that intake let me know.

[Lucifer.Valenino]

bumpbumpbump!!!

[515CUSTOMS]

Come on big boy. i want to get my hands on your curvy pipe.

just wrap it up and put it in a box.

[Brian04]

Come on big boy. i want to get my hands on your curvy pipe.

just wrap it up and put it in a box.

PM me with an offer i can't refuse

[F3rb]

air intake avalible?

[dluevanos01]

do you still have a clutch master cylinder?