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Drifting Ricer
12-22-2001, 10:58 PM
I'll start first. I'm probably the only guy here that calls his car a He. &nbsp;Why you ask ?cause I believe his more of (I can't believe I'm typing this, #### insomnia) GUY. Me and him go through some stuff together like rain, snow and back roads. I hope me and him will some day be invincible team. Drifting Ricer takes the SCCA &quot;Improved Touring&quot; and &quot;showroom stock&quot; by storm. *_* I must be dreaming again sorry.. #### insomnia. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

DSC
12-22-2001, 11:05 PM
Wow, I'm usually drunk when I post stuff like that <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> But my car is a she just cauz boats, cars and other stuff are generally she's. I guess it could be a he since sHE becomes more and more a part of me every day, and I'm definately a he <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

AceInHole
12-22-2001, 11:28 PM
my car is an &quot;it&quot;, even though half the time I keep spouting out &quot;she&quot;. &nbsp;Originally, I mistakenly called my S13 &nbsp;&quot;Silvia&quot; (even though it was a fastback). &nbsp;It just followed that I would call my S14 &quot;Silvia II.&quot; &nbsp;Now I'm too hard headed to consider any 240sx a Silvia <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> &nbsp;Oh well.... sometimes I slip... and sometimes I look at my cell phone which has &quot;Silvia II&quot; on the screen <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

KoukiS14
12-22-2001, 11:38 PM
Well, I don't know....

My car has a penis, but not balls!!!! Maybe after I get the SR swap, or go turbo in some way, that'll change... &nbsp;

-Rob

12-23-2001, 12:47 AM
My car is called &quot;My Mistress&quot; my wife named it that because I spend more money and time with the mistress than with her (the wife)....

misnomer
12-23-2001, 02:11 AM
My car is a she 'cause I don't go for ridin' around in a he. (no offense to any homosexuals on the forum <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> )

nismo270r
12-23-2001, 03:15 AM
HAHAH Yeah, your car has a penis...It's called the driver!:biggrin: &nbsp;I just had to...you totally set yourself up for that one!

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from KoukiS14 on 1:38 am on Dec. 23, 2001
Well, I don't know....

My car has a penis, but not balls!!!! Maybe after I get the SR swap, or go turbo in some way, that'll change...

-Rob
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Drifting Ricer
12-23-2001, 07:08 AM
My car is a He also 'cause He can rape all does she honda civic DX's :biggrin:.

S13Grl
12-23-2001, 09:01 AM
I used to call my S13 &quot;She&quot;. I still do as a matter of fact. Reason: well... I really don't have many female friends at all... I considered my car my friend. And unlike a guy, she never talked back to me or told me stupid things or do anything to hurt my feelings. When we lost a race, we went to the performance shop, I'd give her a wash, and she was thankful. Guys don't do that. Guys take those things for granted... But I still like boys... and I still love S14Guy...

12-23-2001, 09:58 AM
I think cars can be overwhelming because people easily get too attached to material objects.

Even though I am pretty fanatic about the work I do on my car, and immensly enjoy driving it -- I still call it an *it* because it is nothing more than temporary happiness.

AceInHole
12-23-2001, 10:32 AM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from old s13 on 9:58 am on Dec. 23, 2001
I think cars can be overwhelming because people easily get too attached to material objects.

Even though I am pretty fanatic about the work I do on my car, and immensly enjoy driving it -- I still call it an *it* because it is nothing more than temporary happiness.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
LoL.... if my car was really a &quot;she&quot; I would have been b*tch slapped to #### and back for all the floggings..... dirt roads, back roads, drag races, rainy days...... &nbsp;not to mention that small encounter with that post and ditch.... &nbsp;although, I do buy &quot;her&quot; a lot of stuff to make up for it.

Car: &quot;I can't beLEIVE you just spun me into a ditch.&quot;
Me: &quot;Relax.... I'm rebuilding the TD05 tomorrow.&quot;
Car: &quot;Reeeaaaallly??? So you're finally getting me the turbo??&quot;
Me: &quot;Uh, i just said rebuild!!! &nbsp;No promises.&quot;
Car: &quot;We have to talk about your commitment issues. &nbsp;Untill then, I'm not budging from this ditch.&quot;

*Sigh*

S13Grl
12-23-2001, 10:48 AM
To: AceinHole


Hahahahahahha. Dude... that's real creative! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

AceInHole
12-23-2001, 10:56 AM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from S13Grl on 10:48 am on Dec. 23, 2001
To: AceinHole


Hahahahahahha. Dude... that's real creative! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> </td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

Bring that even further...... do you kiss your car good night?<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'> I know I sure don't. &nbsp;
I let my sister and cousin flog my car around (since my clutch is going out anyways, and I have the 4-puck right here in my basement <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> ) &nbsp;If driving is construed as the idea of &quot;being one&quot; *cough cough* with your car, how many people would let your sister or cousin take your &quot;girl&quot; out???

LoL... then there's the fact that guys wear pants, cars get skirts and bras. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

S13Grl
12-23-2001, 11:02 AM
Now, that's deep. I never kissed my car, but I cried for days after I sold it. It was then that I started calling it &quot;she&quot;. Now I call my boyfriend's S14 &quot;she&quot; sometimes. I don't think he shares the idea.

<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

AceInHole
12-23-2001, 11:18 AM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from S13Grl on 11<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>2 am on Dec. 23, 2001
Now, that's deep. I never kissed my car, but I cried for days after I sold it. It was then that I started calling it &quot;she&quot;. Now I call my boyfriend's S14 &quot;she&quot; sometimes. I don't think he shares the idea.

<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
If I had the ability to cry I probably would have after crashing my S13..... you keep thinking back to the moment, thinking about what you could have done differently...... in my case, pop reverse and head back into traffic or give it up and hope the car slides to a stop.... instead I hit a snowbank at around 50-60mph (spun on ice on the highway) and messed up the whole rear end...... &nbsp;if my S13 was a &quot;she&quot;, &quot;she&quot; was definitely one dirty slut whore that I thrashed around mercilessly and lent out to my friends without a second thought.... but one dirty slut whore that I still have a picture of tacked onto my monitor ;_;

Archangel
12-23-2001, 11:47 AM
I always classified cars as she, and trucks (and SUVs even though they aren't real trucks) as he.
Sports cars are definately she's.
Of course some cars are just it's.
EX: toyota camrys (these cars may be nice, but they have absolutely no personallity at all.)

AceInHole, I never really thought about the skirts and bras before, &nbsp;mmm. &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>

my240likenoother
12-23-2001, 11:56 AM
i call my car a bitch it has probs it has good days and has bad days and i beat it like a bitch sometimes
so all in all its a bitch

transient
12-23-2001, 11:56 AM
archangel, I definately agree with that statement about camry's, but I think the corolla fits it better <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

As far as my car goes, I call it she. I've said it before and I'll say it again, I don't think i'd feel right saying: &quot;hey, i'm gonna go take steve for a ride, c ya later.&quot;

Archangel
12-23-2001, 12:02 PM
Quote: (transient)
As far as my car goes, I call it she. I've said it before and I'll say it again, I don't think i'd feel right saying: &quot;hey, i'm gonna go take steve for a ride, c ya later.&quot;

I never thought of it that way. Haha.
Yeah, the funny thing about toyota, is for a company that makes (or made) a car like the supra, is that they make alot of boring cars.
But cheer up transient a corolla wagon has a personality that few other cars have. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

transient
12-23-2001, 12:44 PM
actually, i'm drivin a tercel wagon right now, and that's got a #### of a personality to it. It stalls, fogs up, smells bad... (never said it was a good personality) :biggrin: It does drive really well in the snow though, and that's what counts right now.

dave2u
12-23-2001, 12:53 PM
a HE. We`re far too aggressive together to be anything else.

AceInHole
12-23-2001, 01:06 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from dave2u on 12:53 pm on Dec. 23, 2001
a HE. We`re far too aggressive together to be anything else.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
LoL... you like playing with his stick while going fast?? <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> &nbsp;Even though i'm on the &quot;it&quot; side, it DOES sound much better saying &quot;#### she handles fine.... i haven't had a ride that good in a while. &nbsp;she always satisfies.&quot; LoL.

&quot;Underneath all those fenders... that car is NAKED!&quot; <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

dave2u
12-23-2001, 01:13 PM
<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'> you sad man <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'> &nbsp;I dont want to f*ck it i just want it to drive over the top of Jag XK8`s <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'> &nbsp;And if i was going to go and kick someones a*se i`d go out with my mate not my girl.

AceInHole
12-23-2001, 01:19 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from dave2u on 1:13 pm on Dec. 23, 2001
<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'> you sad man <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'> I dont want to f*ck it i just want it to drive over the top of Jag XK8`s <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'> And if i was going to go and kick someones a*se i`d go out with my mate not my girl.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
LoL... hey, I'm not the one driving around talking to my car asking it if &quot;he&quot; can take that V8 stang over there <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

dave2u
12-23-2001, 01:30 PM
Now lets get one thing straight...i dont f*ck it and i dont talk to it &nbsp;and i dont ride it........ i simply drive round pulling up next to complete strangers winding down my window &nbsp;and screaming with wide insane desperate eyes like some kind of primeval caveman unable to communicate his desires other than with grunts and roars. No riding...No talking and certainly NO F*CKING IT...........(not without a condom anyway)

AceInHole
12-23-2001, 01:41 PM
LoL... chill dude. &nbsp; Just call your car &quot;it&quot; then. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>
Problem solved.

I bet if you did do the:
&quot;pulling up next to complete strangers winding down my window &nbsp;and screaming with wide insane desperate eyes like some kind of primeval caveman unable to communicate his desires other than with grunts and roars.&quot;
you'd scare the shizzit out of the other driver and win the race <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

S13Grl
12-23-2001, 01:48 PM
hey... what's all the fuss about? Bad little boys...

dave2u
12-23-2001, 01:54 PM
Help Irena &nbsp; Aceinhole &nbsp;keeps saying i am a homo and i screw my car &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('>

AceInHole
12-23-2001, 01:55 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from dave2u on 1:54 pm on Dec. 23, 2001
Help Irena Aceinhole keeps saying i am a homo and i screw my car <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
I did not. I just said it was better to call your car a &quot;she&quot; and screw it.

&quot;Just because I beat my car daily doesn't make it my ****!!&quot;
<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

S13Grl
12-23-2001, 02:02 PM
Honestly, as a girl, I've looked at that shifter a few times... and #### NO! It's too f'n wide. So... because of that, I know for a fact that Aceinhole is wrong.

Stop arguing, damb it!

AceInHole
12-23-2001, 02:06 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from S13Grl on 2<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>2 pm on Dec. 23, 2001
Honestly, as a girl, I've looked at that shifter a few times... and #### NO! It's too f'n wide. So... because of that, I know for a fact that Aceinhole is wrong.

Stop arguing, damb it!</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
:confused:
how am I wrong??? my car isn't an &quot;it&quot; <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'> &nbsp; LoL.. i think I made my point that personification of a car is pretty ridiculous (but that doesn't make it wrong!!!) heheh.
He started it <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

S13Grl
12-23-2001, 02:07 PM
Hey... you know that whole &quot;to each his own&quot; thing? So.. yeah... to each his own! (and her own)

dave2u
12-23-2001, 02:08 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from S13Grl on 2<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>2 pm on Dec. 23, 2001
Honestly, as a girl, I've looked at that shifter a few times... and #### NO! It's too f'n wide. So... because of that, I know for a fact that Aceinhole is wrong.

Stop arguing, damb it!</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'> well theirs an end to an argument ( wasnt really an argument ) if ever i`ve seen one. I think i`m just about speechless now <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>
Thanks Irena i dont think i`ll ever look at my gear stick the same way again <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>

S13Grl
12-23-2001, 02:11 PM
hahahahahahh I'm so sorry... I didn't mean to distort anyone's perception of a shifter.

Drifting Ricer
12-23-2001, 02:33 PM
Why did I know this was going to come to this. S13Grl that was alittle more them I wanted to know. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'> Now I'll look my shifter alittle different now 0_o? Well this what I think. Out of respect I call him a HE ( I respect my car). I'm nott going to say he handles well I took him a out for a DRIVE. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> Other cars I'll call SHE. But the Skyline I would call it a HIM. Dave seems to be in he some planet as me. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>.

whateverjames
12-23-2001, 02:36 PM
i used to call my car he, just to be different. my friend calls his car a she. i also had the nickname for the car like everyone else. but now i don't even think about the nickname and i never call it he or she or it. it's just a car.....that i love.

anyone see the saturday night live skit, where the captain of a ship was talking to a sailor, and the sailor said captain this is a nice ship, and he goes...yes, she sure is a good ship, she never lets us down. then then kept on saying she. then the sailor asks, so how is your daughter, captain. &quot;IT'S doing just fine, IT graduated this year, I really love IT&quot;

S13Grl
12-23-2001, 02:46 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from whateverjames on 3:36 pm on Dec. 23, 2001
anyone see the saturday night live skit, where the captain of a ship was talking to a sailor, and the sailor said captain this is a nice ship, and he goes...yes, she sure is a good ship, she never lets us down. then then kept on saying she. then the sailor asks, so how is your daughter, captain. &quot;IT'S doing just fine, IT graduated this year, I really love IT&quot;</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

Now, that's hillarious! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> I haven't seen this, and I sure am sorry. That's pretty funny.

Ricer, &nbsp;I'm sorry for saying that, but it was just plain truth. My boyfriend laughed his ass off at it! Don't take it too hard!

AceInHole
12-23-2001, 02:51 PM
all i have to say now is:

AaaAAArrrRGhhh!! &nbsp;&gt;__&lt;

S13Grl
12-23-2001, 04:01 PM
*blush*

dave2u
12-23-2001, 04:12 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from Drifting Ricer on 10:58 pm on Dec. 22, 2001
I'll start first. I'm probably the only guy here that calls his car a He. Why you ask ?cause I believe his more of (I can't believe I'm typing this, #### insomnia) GUY. Me and him go through some stuff together like rain, snow and back roads. I hope me and him will some day be invincible team. Drifting Ricer takes the SCCA &quot;Improved Touring&quot; and &quot;showroom stock&quot; by storm. *_* I must be dreaming again sorry.. #### insomnia. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

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Hey everyone i think what DriftingRicers trying to say is that he`s a homo and he likes screwing his car <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>

AceInHole
12-23-2001, 04:17 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from S13Grl on 4<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>1 pm on Dec. 23, 2001
*blush*
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LoL.... i can see how you got to 2000+ posts <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> (I barely bave over 1000 on freshalloy).

Anyways... there's nothing wrong with homosexuality. &nbsp;We should respect Drifting Ricer for who he is <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> (I'm gonna get beat up next saturday aren't I). &nbsp;

Meanwhile... I'll go watch some eps of Gravitation (otaku's everywhere can laugh then realize they've watched it too)

ca18guy
12-23-2001, 04:44 PM
I think everyone here need's a visit from the sexual harrassment panda, you guys are making him very sad <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('>
http://www.southparkstudios.com/down/download.html?file=/media/images/306/306_panda_dance.gif

AceInHole
12-23-2001, 04:46 PM
I'm suing you for sexual harassment!!!!
<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

S13Grl
12-23-2001, 04:53 PM
Hahahahahahhah!

Oh, man... wow... that's pretty talented! Wow!

nismo270r
12-23-2001, 05:24 PM
BAHAHA! That was one of the best episodes!

&quot;Who lives in the East
Near the willower tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda!
Who explains sexual harassment
To you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda!
Don't say that!
Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty
Says that silly bear!
He's gonna tell you
What's right and wrong!
Sexual Harassment Panda!&quot;

12-23-2001, 05:24 PM
S13girl, you have problems if you've looked at a shifter in *that* way..! &nbsp;:) &nbsp;There are other, more simpler methods.. (boyfriend, motorized device, hand, etc).. lets not stoop to shifters now.

However, a 5-speed usually isnt that big.. relatively speaking. &nbsp;But an automatic? &nbsp;Shit.. doesnt sound kosher to me.. :)






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Honestly, as a girl, I've looked at that shifter a few times... and #### NO! It's too f'n wide. So... because of that, I know for a fact that Aceinhole is wrong.

Stop arguing, damb it!
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Drifting Ricer
12-23-2001, 05:55 PM
You people make me sick...J/K Thinking I'm Homo. I knew some people had something to say about it. Fine my car will start RAPING all you're bicthies on the Highway... ha ha ha ha ha ha. Awell it's all in good laught right?, idiots *cough* *cough*

S13Grl
12-23-2001, 06:16 PM
Dude, it was a five-speed. I don't think I even know how to drive an auto! I would crash the moment I got in it. And this happened in a '91 SE-R. Anyone who has a stock '91 shifter in an SE-R and if they look at it will see the resemblance. It's not just me. #### it, you people make me feel stupid now. And my boyfriend does more than enough for me (clears throat), the shifter was just a resemblance to something all of you have.

AceInHole
12-23-2001, 06:22 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from S13Grl on 6:16 pm on Dec. 23, 2001
Dude, it was a five-speed. I don't think I even know how to drive an auto! I would crash the moment I got in it. And this happened in a '91 SE-R. Anyone who has a stock '91 shifter in an SE-R and if they look at it will see the resemblance. It's not just me. #### it, you people make me feel stupid now. And my boyfriend does more than enough for me (clears throat), the shifter was just a resemblance to something all of you have. </td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
LoL... many things can be argued in that post..... but I'll just comment on one part....
My best friend and I have pretty much driven stick for a long ass time.... and one day we end up having to take my mom's Buick out (obviously an Auto). &nbsp;That was quite possibly one of the scariest drives... I let my friend drive so I could figure out the directions, and every time we're coming to a stop, it's like &quot;Jesse... brakes... brakes.... jess.... hit the brakes.... BRAKES MUTHA*****ER!!!&quot;. &nbsp; Not being used to the pressure applied in an auto (you have to fight the brake compared to standard) affected him for the entire trip.....

Another thing is, aren't a lot of Auto shifters shaped like a T??

Drifting Ricer
12-23-2001, 06:24 PM
Don't feel bad I was joking. Too bad the entire board knows and countles people on the internet too. :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:. &nbsp;You want to edit it?

AceInHole
12-23-2001, 06:28 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from Drifting Ricer on 6:24 pm on Dec. 23, 2001
Don't feel bad I was joking. Too bad the entire board knows and countles people on the internet too. :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:. You want to edit it? </td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
duuuude.... all i can say now is LoL

12-23-2001, 09:08 PM
i hope no one said this already cause i didnt read the whole topic

but i consider my sylvia a she

nothin else that would be scary

sylvia and a he? no thanks

AceInHole
12-23-2001, 09:36 PM
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i hope no one said this already cause i didnt read the whole topic

but i consider my sylvia a she

nothin else that would be scary

sylvia and a he? no thanks</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

I'm just wondering if Silvias are called Sylvias because they aren't Silvias, and are most likely 200sx's or 240sx's........ &nbsp;That would be a good excuse.

wyldchyld7x
12-23-2001, 10:02 PM
I call my car a she cuz i treat her like i do any girls i am emotionally attached to... i baby her i pamper her i buy her nice things, and when i'm in the mood i rag the #### out of her till she can barely walk.

AceInHole
12-23-2001, 10:12 PM
more interesting thoughts on the whole &quot;she&quot; thing:

is a front end conversion like a makeover?
engine swap = heart transplant
bra = an accessory that most of us, frankly, could do without <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>
ironically, on our cars we like our skirts low..... &nbsp;and occasionally flashy. &nbsp;
a body kit is like reconstructive surgery....
would paint be like lipstick? or hair color.... (wahooo blue. haha... anime)
weight reduction = diet = more athletic??
suspension work is like stretching for a workout
bolt ons would be like working out
NOS would be steroids....
a turbocharger..... uhh....
does your car complain about its &quot;shoes&quot;? &nbsp;do you want nice &quot;shoes&quot; for your car??
how many of us can admit that our car could use a nicer &quot;ass&quot;?

just some random observation. &nbsp;I'm bored. bla bla bla.
my car is still only referred to as &quot;it&quot; though, and I do love &quot;it&quot;.

Drifting Ricer
12-23-2001, 10:31 PM
oh boy ACE. You always got something to say.
Here is another thing for you guy. In Spanish or spanglish cars are HE, Trucks are SHE &nbsp;and 18 wheeler are Hes. because the language everything has a GENDER. Like a table is she. So you people understand??? A computer is a she. O yeah a weird thought just pop into my head MY CAR REALLY IS POKEMON. 240sx tackle attack.

AceInHole
12-23-2001, 10:41 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from Drifting Ricer on 10:31 pm on Dec. 23, 2001
oh boy ACE. You always got something to say.
Here is another thing for you guy. In Spanish or spanglish cars are HE, Trucks are SHE and 18 wheeler are Hes. because the language everything has a GENDER. Like a table is she. So you people understand??? A computer is a she. O yeah a weird thought just pop into my head MY CAR REALLY IS POKEMON. 240sx tackle attack.
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lol... boredom is the true mother of invention.
if my car was a pokemon it would definitely be an electric rodent..... LoL, it's shocking. cept it's black.
just for shizzits and giggles... my minivan would be a psyduck <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

transient
12-24-2001, 12:16 AM
Well, i've never called my coffee table a she... but I do agree that a lot of things have a certain gender. ####, take the spanish language, even words have a gender there. Gender in an inatimate object isn't nessesarilly personification.

Now dave, please combat that tightassed remark with a smartassed one? <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

dave2u
12-24-2001, 06:25 AM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from transient on 12:16 am on Dec. 24, 2001
Well, i've never called my coffee table a she... but I do agree that a lot of things have a certain gender. ####, take the spanish language, even words have a gender there. Gender in an inatimate object isn't nessesarilly personification.

Now dave, please combat that tightassed remark with a smartassed one? <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

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Hey everyone i think what Transients trying to say is he`s a homo and he screws his coffee table

12-24-2001, 11:27 AM
Ah.. no worries S13girl, I am here to assist:

Lesson #1&gt; &nbsp;Driving an auto-matik
- Car must be in &quot;P&quot;ark - turn ignition and start car
- Slide shifter into &quot;D&quot;rive - careful, you may want to secure yourself.
- Remove foot from brake and push on gas
- Press brake when stopping power is needed

Anyway, dont sweat it girl.. i'm just toying with your post.. you set yourself up for that one! &nbsp;:)

- Mike



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Dude, it was a five-speed. I don't think I even know how to drive an auto! I would crash the moment I got in it. And this happened in a '91 SE-R. Anyone who has a stock '91 shifter in an SE-R and if they look at it will see the resemblance. It's not just me. #### it, you people make me feel stupid now. And my boyfriend does more than enough for me (clears throat), the shifter was just a resemblance to something all of you have.
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transient
12-24-2001, 05:46 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from dave2u on 1:25 am on Dec. 24, 2001
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from transient on 12:16 am on Dec. 24, 2001
Well, i've never called my coffee table a she... but I do agree that a lot of things have a certain gender. ####, take the spanish language, even words have a gender there. Gender in an inatimate object isn't nessesarilly personification.

Now dave, please combat that tightassed remark with a smartassed one? <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

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Hey everyone i think what Transients trying to say is he`s a homo and he screws his coffee table
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hehehe

12-25-2001, 12:11 AM
oops sorry for the misspell

silvia <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

jeezus

12-25-2001, 02:18 PM
a she of course...because she's a sexxy biaattcchhh hahaha besides..not like i can call it a he with the name silvia on it