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crioten
03-02-2004, 10:36 AM
here is a speech that i just gave for my COM 115 class...its supposed to be introducing the class to a speaker at the freshman convocation

enjoy:

Ron Jeremy: The Man.

Specific Purpose: To introduce Ron Jeremy to the class and talk about what he has accomplished in his life beyond adult films.

Central Idea: Ron Jeremy has made numerous adult films, but lets not forget the other side of him and his career.

Introduction

Welcome to the Freshman Fall 2004 Convocation. The man I bring before you today is very well known all thought the Film industry. He has written 7 films, produced 4, and has been in over 820 films (IMDB). He attained a master’s degree from Queens College in New York for Special Education to go with his other degree, theater. After that he became a high school teacher. He left teaching and fell back on acting, with his first roll in Jesus Christ Superstar in 1973. Also, I forgot to mention that he is one of the biggest names in the adult film industry as well. Well, who is he? Let me introduce to you Ronald Jeremy Hyatt, better known to you as Ron Jeremy.

(Transition: More about his career.)

Body

I. As many of you know Ron Jeremy is a porn star, but not just any porn star, he is the porn star.
A. He has the look, the aliases, and the commitment of the American Porn star
1. By no means is Ron Jeremy an attractive man at first glance, but he does have a weird, loveable characteristic about him (Shelton).
2. The man has 15 different stage names that he always uses, my favorite is Ron Gerimiah. (IMDB)
3. Anyone that has been in 820 movies has commitment to their line of work. (IMDB)
B. Ron is also not just a porn star, and he has made multiple special appearances in other movies and television programs.
1. Even his first real movie that he appeared in, Jesus Christ Superstar, he only had a little part and wasn’t even credited because of the negative image of what he does.
2. Just because he is who he is, makes it even funnier when he shows up on screen, even for the smallest cameos.
3. Ron has made special appearances on at least 15 different TV shows spanning from Jerry Springer to the Family Guy. (Jeremy)
C. Ron’s career got off to an odd start; after all he was a teacher for special education classes at high school.
1. In 1978, his girlfriend submitted a picture of him to Playgirl magazine, and later that year, they used him as a centerfold in it. (Shelton)
2. Ron’s career took off in the 80’s and he even began to direct some of his own work.
3. It is estimated that he has slept with over 1,500 women on camera. (Jeremy)

(Transition: )

II. But you ask why is a porn star here to talk to us? Let me tell you why.
A. Ron Jeremy has actually made something of his life.
B. He has gone from rags to riches.
1. Only in America can someone become a multimillionaire from the porn industry alone.
C. He is a fine example of what anyone can do in their lifetime.
1. Ron holds the worlds record for being in the most adult films, and the next closest only has about half of what Ron’s accomplished (Shelton).

Conclusion

Ron Jeremy is an enigma to our way of life; he is a living legend in his own time. We will never understand how someone like this has done so much in their lifetime. Enough about me talking today, let him tell you all about his exploits and accomplishments. Ladies and gentlemen, here he is: Ron Jeremy.


just thought i would share :)

-glen

Burmonster
03-02-2004, 03:56 PM
umm, what is your professor like? If she is a women, bad idea; even worse idea if she doesnt have a good attitude about things like this.

Plus, Ron has been in 1800+ movies in this career plus many more movies where he appeared under the screenname Ron Hyatt (a few directed by John Frankenheimer)

I think you might want to rethink this speech.