You know your cars slammed when....

[JasianBlazin]

This thread is dedicated to all the SLAMMED cars, and what we have to go through daily. Chime in on your experiences and mishaps.

You know your cars slammed when you have an open diff and have to floor it going up at an angle or else you get stuck.

You know your cars slammed when you clench your butt cheeks every time you go over a speed bump or pothole.

You know your cars slammed when the bottom of your exhaust is scraped, rusted, and leaks.

You know your cars slammed when you keep your lip is held on by zipties so it rips off rather then your whole bumper.

[deolio]

wtf is with people today.

2 "you know you _____ when _____" threads in one day?

come on, be original.

[JasianBlazin]

lol originality. I should make a thread called 5 lug affiliates! or how about a thread about sunroofs and another about hardtops, oh wait we already have those.

[ShakotanGazelle]

You know when you're slammed you smash through speed bumps, drive like a dick has and not worry about smashing oil pans..

Oh wait... :D

Inb4thelock.

[xoxide]

S14 thread was good stuff... This thread blows.

[JasianBlazin]

S14 thread was good stuff... This thread blows.

the idea of this thread wasn't based off of that thread, but ok :(

[xoxide]

Right, so the S14 thread pops up, and a day later the exact same thread is created but is about "slammed cars"? Perfectly believable.

[vehicle336]

You know your car is slammed when you're a fucking tool that jumps on the stanced bandwagon, hard parks because it's 'tyte', and finally creates a thread dedicated to how gay your car is.


Edit: Here's a link showing just how awesome you must be:

http://www.motoiq.com/magazine_articles/id/2612/hella-fail.aspx

Hella tyte dawg.

[D.Adams]

You know your car is slammed when you're a fucking tool that jumps on the stanced bandwagon, hard parks because it's 'tyte', and finally creates a thread dedicated to how gay your car is.


Im with him

[KiLLeR2001]

lowered = good
slammed = re-tah-tid

[JasianBlazin]

Right, so the S14 thread pops up, and a day later the exact same thread is created but is about "slammed cars"? Perfectly believable.

I actually got the idea from the WFC site, was a funny read.

You know your car is slammed when you're a fucking tool that jumps on the stanced bandwagon, hard parks because it's 'tyte', and finally creates a thread dedicated to how gay your car is.


Are we on the same site? Zilvia? Have you seen the wheel fitment thread, tucked rim thread? Go rage to someone who cares.

lowered = good
slammed = re-tah-tid

Hard. Top. All. Day.

Anyways this thread looks like a fail, so :lockd::lockd::lockd:

[Infamax]

wtf is with people today.

2 "you know you _____ when _____" threads in one day?

come on, be original.

All those threads are unoriginal, they're the type of thing you'd get in an email back in 2001. The threads are cheesy

[!Zar!]

lol originality. I should make a thread called 5 lug affiliates! or how about a thread about sunroofs and another about hardtops, oh wait we already have those.

You're right, this thread is just as stupid as those.

Congrats. Consider moving to Florida yet?

[itsjustdaphne]

sorry but this thread is dumb.

actually, i'm not all that sorry.

[JasianBlazin]

You're right, this thread is just as stupid as those.

Congrats. Consider moving to Florida yet?

you know you're doing something right when ZAR blesses it, oh wait i mean wrong. I have considered it but I heard there's zombies and the teachers still beat there students with paddles, that's no place to raise a child.

[Lukasss]

If a teacher hit me with a paddle, id bite their face off. Jus sayin.

[!Zar!]

you know you're doing something right when ZAR blesses it, oh wait i mean wrong. I have considered it but I heard there's zombies and the teachers still beat there students with paddles, that's no place to raise a child.

Reading your posts is worse than getting teeth pulled.

Maybe you should take your slammed ride back to grade school.

[Tulok]

you know your slammed when u can't hold ur drink anymore.

[!Zar!]

And for fucks sake, your =/= you are.

[ManoNegra]

So much fucking derp on zilvia as of late.

[zooopreme]

http://humorcastle.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Edward-Norton-Closing-Laptop.gif

[EDacIouSX]

YOU KNOW YOU'RE ON ZILVIA WHEN YOU SEE "YOU KNOW YOUR X IS Y WHEN..." THREADS ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!!!!


lol

[Banana_Cute]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/CaptainSmoker/_c9ab29b74c3e1f336916fd0b29f46966.gif

[S14DB]

Closed at OP's request