View Full Version : What's your Pornstar name?
Jeff240sx
02-18-2004, 01:45 PM
It's fun:
Take a name of your pet. Dog, cat, rat, mouse. Then add a streetname you have lived on.
I had a pet boa, named "Snake". (I also had a dog named "Dog"). Then I lived on Willis Ave for a while.
My girl had a pet weinerdog named "Roxie", and lived on Panther Dr.
So, it's be "Big Huge Porno Movie, starring Snake Willis and Roxie Panther".
And yours?
-Jeff
Jeff240sx
02-18-2004, 02:05 PM
yeah, but what if you live on 14th ave.?
Don't make this harder than it needs to be. Have you lived on another road? What about your grandparents? Something
-Jeff
sykikchimp
02-18-2004, 02:11 PM
Bob Ted Walker or Spicy Rivers lol
nrcooled
02-18-2004, 02:23 PM
Gabe Blackoak
Which is fitting since I'm black ;)
Hmm, all my streets are two works, this is the best one, even though its the name of our cat we will be getting in a year or so.
Snarf Park Terrace
Irena would be Toto Kildare
brokenben
02-18-2004, 03:02 PM
^funny shit.. haha
mines.. rex soledad. nice.
VEX240
02-18-2004, 06:08 PM
"Moaning Lisa with a smile" VOL. 78 starring "Kirby Mayfair" :naughtyd:
xS1LV1Ax
02-18-2004, 08:35 PM
Stinky Rehoboth....man thats weak :(
itslogics
02-18-2004, 10:21 PM
<---- Tyson Rockaway
SilviaNinja240
02-18-2004, 10:50 PM
Kiara Font
hmm... doesn't sound that sexy.
Jeff240sx
02-19-2004, 12:39 AM
To those not playing the game, and making up your own damn names.. I'm deleting them. Because it's my thread, and I'm a mod :rawk:
Back to pornstar names! And bro. Stinky isn't any sort or pornstar name lol.
-Jeff
ryan hagen
02-19-2004, 01:15 AM
Dusty Edward
knightrider
02-19-2004, 01:20 AM
all my pets had bad names, my first dogs name was killer, my dogs name now is terror, hehe, its a long story, but id be terror stanwell, not the coolest name
midnights14
02-19-2004, 02:50 AM
I always thought it was your middle name plus your street name?
Anyhoo
Mine would be Buttons Del Prado.
aznpoopy
02-19-2004, 07:29 AM
To those not playing the game, and making up your own damn names.. I'm deleting them.
? did mine get deleted ? :(
my cat's name really was "joansie" (sp?) -named after ripley's cat in alien/aliens cuz it was also orange and hostile. i lived on riverside lane out in holmdel nj. = joansie riverside. i guess i should've included the explanation. sorri.
airsoft
02-19-2004, 09:49 AM
Brad Longden, Nikki Longden, Jo Jo Longden, Jackie Longden, Ogre Hudson, Monkey Rosemead, Monstor Campus, Boner Rosemead
xS1LV1Ax
02-19-2004, 11:13 AM
Back to pornstar names! And bro. Stinky isn't any sort or pornstar name lol.
-Jeff
Blah. That was the only pet i had :( I was deprived as a child.
I always thought it was your middle name plus your street name?
Anyhoo
Mine would be Buttons Del Prado.
Werd. I always thought it was the middle name then street name? :hahano:
Oh well, in that case it would be Bautista Rehoboth.
Pet Name + old Street Name = Stinky Steven Martin
Middle Name + Old street name = Bautista Steven Martin
Those are freaking WACK as well :(
midnights14
02-19-2004, 11:59 AM
Werd. I always thought it was the middle name then street name? :hahano:
Oh well, in that case it would be Bautista Rehoboth.
Pet Name + old Street Name = Stinky Steven Martin
Middle Name + Old street name = Bautista Steven Martin
Those are freaking WACK as well :(
Werd! Well in that case, mine is BRYAN DEL PRADO, hahahaha :)
SaintlyCharBoy
02-19-2004, 07:25 PM
Lightening Colchester
or
Sparky Trefalgar
young gun
02-19-2004, 09:20 PM
Max Manor, or Duncan Washington
Ghettokracker71
02-19-2004, 09:41 PM
Bronson Verlinda
OR
Shamus Womack
elevator
02-19-2004, 10:33 PM
Glad I Hadher
Baka Sama
02-19-2004, 10:40 PM
Leo Trikem :boink:
TachyonS14
02-20-2004, 07:43 PM
LOL, some good names guys. Mine would be Murphy Orizaba. I sound Mexican lol. BTW, Murphy was my rat who I named after RoboCop :wiggle:
balmo
02-20-2004, 07:48 PM
snooky lexington
s14xman
02-20-2004, 07:56 PM
manchester starfall, not that cool =/
hookedup240
02-20-2004, 08:45 PM
mine would be.......Thunder Chestnut.....
s14xman
02-21-2004, 03:00 AM
^^^ thats a good one lmao!!!
S13Grl
02-21-2004, 10:23 AM
I also had a dog named Lilo. (Well it was only mine for a little while, it's my ex-boyfriend's, really.) But I also lived on a street back overseas that was called "Dalmatinska" and that's where I had Toto. So, rightfully, I should be Toto Dalmatinska. So then I had Luna on the same street. Then I had Chiquita (I liked bananas. OK, fine, I didn't name her.) So lastly, it was Lilo on Kildare in Chicago. So make of that what you will, I just can't have a porn star name :-/.
ZenkiSE
02-21-2004, 10:51 AM
Bo Westminster....the upperclass baller
esthirteen
02-21-2004, 06:23 PM
Scooter Wood
twitchy
02-22-2004, 02:57 AM
Tundra St. Louis
Sheeba Carl (wtf?)
rewplayff
02-22-2004, 04:15 AM
coco woodvale
seriously. i have a black hotdog/chihuahua?? that sounds like a porn name too. yo so hot dog chihuahua, mi amigo y yo gustamos tu queso senior coco woodvale. uh oh! spanish 1 and 2
camppain
02-22-2004, 05:50 AM
Asia Elmhurst..........:\
Or Karma Monitor?
both my Pitbulls were girls so..........
My own porn name is Campalonios Monk the III
bigJ86
02-22-2004, 10:51 PM
kevin central ....... :hsdance: man my name sucks....
jesse
bri96se
02-23-2004, 09:17 AM
Mine would be Kobe Stillwood.:rawk:
joellg
02-23-2004, 09:33 PM
I always understood it as-
PORN NAME=first pet and mother's maiden name
SOAP OPERA NAME=middle name and first street lived on
nomorehondas
02-23-2004, 10:06 PM
in chronological order Baby Middlesex (god that sounds awful), Shimmer Strawberry, Santana Standish, Katy Mohawk, Midnight Meridian. none of those are anygood. i never named any of my pets. But for the record, if i was gonna be a porn star, my name would be Buck Naked.
oojpeeoo
02-24-2004, 02:24 PM
snowball blossom.... @
[email protected]
YourHero
02-24-2004, 03:15 PM
Bronx Rockdale
BiluMaster K's
02-25-2004, 10:20 AM
Ralph Carpenter or Puplioto Pake..i like that one
can I still be the Caucasian Elephant?
AceInHole
02-25-2004, 11:01 AM
Otis Vista
wtf?? i thought it was middle name street name.... which would be Dio Vista... which sounds better....
rewplayff
02-26-2004, 12:06 PM
I saw nautica in person at crazy horse.
CoasTek240
05-05-2004, 06:12 PM
i couldve used a pet from a more recent time, but way back in the day i had a ferret named "manny"
so i could Manny Pleasant.
S14Speed997
05-06-2004, 07:37 AM
This is hilarious...i'm dyin over some of those names...
I have Sampson "Sam" Breckenridge.....accountant by day, log-jammer by night...
AND Tucker Brayton.... :gives:
yashin
05-06-2004, 11:54 PM
Tequilla Cavalry
xkatiex
05-07-2004, 06:10 AM
Tiger Tambay?
Precious Plymouth?
haha.
If I had it my way, I'd be 'Random Boner' (don't ask...)
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