Possibly the greatest kill in recorded history...

[onebadm5]

i found this browsing bimmerforums.com
its non nissan, but i think youll appreciate the kill:

Just thought i would share. Today a on my lunch break i was driving to Micky D's and this punk in a GSr came from out of nowhere cuts me off and starts dropping gears to piss me off after almost tearing the front of my car off. I was [email protected]#king heated so I chased his ass to this road out in the middle of nowhere with a light. So I was just going to jump out and drop his as right if front of his hot ass girl friend but instead he wants to race so after 4 minutes of me talking shit and telling him i was going to beat his ass the light turns green! So after his $hity take off i just start to pull almost 3 car lengths and just smoke him all the way up to about 140mph.(we have some really long open roads in kansas  So when we get to the next intersection in the middle of nowhere he wants to run again by this time the girl is telling me she likes my wheels and all that so we go at it again and he gets smoked again! So hear comes the good part thought! We get to another stop and he clams that having the girl in the passenger seat slows him down so i offer to let her ride with me And she wants too cause she claimed she had never been in a BMW So like a dumb shit he lets her and she runs over and gets in and we go at it again and he still gets his ass handed to him! The whole time his girl was asking me if i had a girl and everything so i tell her no and get her number so as i am slowing down my v1 is going crazy cause i am getting tagged with lazer and the [email protected]#king idiot does a r1cebye shoting and gets pulled over by the cop LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL and his girl tells me not to stop!!! So I am whaaaaaaat? And she tells me that he is a jerkoff and that they aren't dating!!! So we keep going and I take her to class and i go back to micky D's and get my big mac and go back to work! I called her when i got back to work and we are going out tonight I wish every race could be like this!!! German cars just pull ass!!! PLain and simple. Best race I have ever been in beyond anything.

[ca18guy]

That is one lucky ass guy. Why can't every race end with a win, the other guy get pulled over, and the winner gets the hot girl <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

[AceInHole]

####..... why did I get my S14 over a 3-series.... oh yeah... because I only had $7000.....
Oh well, I can blame my solitude on my car <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

[Arcane]

who says we can't...i've done that a million of times....

ok, not really...but i dreamed about doing that....

yeah, didn't really dream about it either...

oh well...good story though...

[HippoSleek]

(sorry for the length)

Was that the new T-Bird commercial or...

&quot;Oh-kay, here's the situation
My parents went away on a week's vacation and
They left the keys to the brand new Porsche
Would they mind?
Umm, well, of course not
I'll just take it for a little spin
And maybe show it off to a couple of friends
I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood
Well, maybe I shouldn't
Yeah, of course I should
Pay attention, here's the thick of the plot
I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block
That's when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking
I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking
You should've seen this girl's bodily dimensions
I honked my horn just to get her attention
She said, &quot;Was that for me?&quot;
I said, &quot;Yeah&quot;
She said, &quot;Why?&quot;
I said, &quot;Come on and take a ride with a helluva guy&quot;
She said, &quot;How do I know you're not sick?
You could be some deranged lunatic&quot;
I said, &quot;C'mon toots - my name is the Prince =
Beside, would a lunatic have a Porsche like this?&quot;
She agreed and we were on our way
She was looking very good and so was I, I must say - word
We hit McDonald's, pulled into the drive
We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with Cokes
She kicked her shoes off onto the floor
She said, &quot;Drive fast, speed turns me on&quot;
She put her hand on my knee, I put my foot on the gas
We almost got whiplash, I took off so fast
The sun roof was open , the music was high
And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh
She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far
I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car
We're doing ninety in my Mom's new Porsche
And to make this long story short - short
When the cop pulled me over I was scared as ####
I said, &quot;I don't have a license but I drive very well, officer&quot;

... substitute BMW for Porsche, add Kansas and a GSR

[whateverjames]

that's the worst attempt i've ever seen at trying to be cool. i could have wrote something better than that!

[uuninja]

AAAAAHAHAHAHAAH!!!! #### HippoSleek you could have just called BS you didn't have to bring the fresh prince in to this <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>.

Anyway Good Kill(hippo that is)!

[keepitmovin]

i reallly doubt this is true but if it is big ups to ya if it is.

[ca18guy]

Nobody ever said that the story was real, is nice to dream though <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>


(Edited by ca18guy at 4:11 pm on Dec. 19, 2001)

[chickenmanq]

Yeah, I dig the Fresh Prince, but that kill was fuckin' great. &nbsp;LOL &nbsp;Some people are just too stupid.

[bing]

ONEBAD--------

YOU'S IS THE COOLESY AROUND

THAT IS A CRAZY CRAZY STORY

[S13Grl]

Hee, hee... <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

lmao good one if only all stories were like that <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>

[KoukiS14]

Yeah I wish. .

That's an awesome story. . straight out of a movie hehe

I almost bought a 318ti... cause I was lookin to replace my S13, so I figured I'd shop a bit.. I was sure I'd get another 240, but I figured... what the ####... 318 is kind of like a 240... 4 cylinder, FR config, etc... &nbsp;ugh that thing sucked... I've driven an auto b4, and this one was a 5 spd with active package, but it sucked cock! &nbsp;I'm glad tho.. couldn't afford to fix all the BS that seems to go wrong on BMW stuff..

-Rob

[ceramicus]

i guess only in kansas or whatever...pretty cool story though...wish i could do that. the only thing ive done was race a squirrel once...man those things are fast.

Just saving up for the 2jz-ge engine swap

[mistert]

4 cyl bimmers are a waste of your time. any of the 6's are bard ase though. if i could have any new car on the market right now, it'd either be 1. an m5 2. an is300 3. a 330xi

(Edited by mistert at 6<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>4 am on Dec. 20, 2001)

[SILVER97LE]

I went to a BMW sponsored autocross event and wasn't impressed with the 3.0 auto. &nbsp;The suspension/looks were great, but I kept lookng for the &quot;legendary&quot; torque curve. &nbsp;I guess you have to get a stick to enjoy it fully.

[mistert]

i think the BMW autos can be imperssive as well, compared to any other companies autos, anyways. they even have an interesting &quot;kickback&quot; feature. when you floor it, the pedal hits a switch which drops a gear for optimum torque

anyways, gotta love a 6 cyl...such smooth power delivery, in comparison with a 4

[ca18guy]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from mistert on 8:15 am on Dec. 20, 2001
i think the BMW autos can be imperssive as well, compared to any other companies autos, anyways. they even have an interesting &quot;kickback&quot; feature. when you floor it, the pedal hits a switch which drops a gear for optimum torque

anyways, gotta love a 6 cyl...such smooth power delivery, in comparison with a 4</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

Most auto tranny's on sporty cars have the automatic kick down. My old Z31 had it and it is 16 years old, so it's not really anything new.

[onebadm5]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from mistert on 5<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>3 am on Dec. 20, 2001
4 cyl bimmers are a waste of your time.

(Edited by mistert at 6<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>4 am on Dec. 20, 2001)
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arent u forgetting M3 evo's? arguably the greatest handling bmw of all

[konkman]

The m3 is an inline 6, not a 4 banger. &nbsp;Oh, man is that car nice. &nbsp;Here's my list:
1. &nbsp;M3
2. &nbsp;S4
3. &nbsp;Silvia s15
4. &nbsp;Nissan Z

[onebadm5]

hey dumbass, are u blind?<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'> i said M3 EVO, as in evolution,which are the cars that eventually became the first U.S. Spec M3 based on the E30 platform which ran from '88-91, which was powered by a 2.3 Liter DOHC 4 cyinder, coincidentally codenamed S14.

this is an '88 E30 M3 U.S. Spec
http://www.e30m3performance.com/thecar/pics_9-01/button.jpg

http://www.e30m3performance.com/thecar/pics_9-01/buttonwillow_static-1.jpg

http://www.e30m3performance.com/thecar/pics_9-01/buttonwillow_static-3.jpg

first year of the E36 is a 3.0 6, then 96-99 is an OBDII spec 3.2L. the E46 is powered by the S54 3.2L DOHC 6.



(Edited by onebadm5 at 12:30 pm on Dec. 20, 2001)

[zephyr]

have y'all heard of the bmw gtr?

[S14Grl]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from onebadm5 on 2:27 pm on Dec. 20, 2001
hey dumbass, are u blind?<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'> i said M3 EVO, as in evolution,which are the cars that eventually became the first U.S. Spec M3 based on the E30 platform which ran from '88-91, which was powered by a 2.3 Liter DOHC 4 cyinder, coincidentally codenamed S14.
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He is right... there was an Evo M3. Dopest f'n M3 if you ask me...

Regardless... please be good, boys.

[uuninja]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from onebadm5 on 1:27 pm on Dec. 20, 2001
hey dumbass, are u blind?<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'> i said M3 EVO, as in evolution,which are the cars that eventually became the first U.S. Spec M3 based on the E30 platform which ran from '88-91, which was powered by a 2.3 Liter DOHC 4 cyinder, coincidentally codenamed S14.

this is an '88 E30 M3 U.S. Spec
http://www.e30m3performance.com/thecar/pics_9-01/button.jpg

http://www.e30m3performance.com/thecar/pics_9-01/buttonwillow_static-1.jpg

http://www.e30m3performance.com/thecar/pics_9-01/buttonwillow_static-3.jpg

first year of the E36 is a 3.0 6, then 96-99 is an OBDII spec 3.2L. the E46 is powered by the S54 3.2L DOHC 6.



(Edited by onebadm5 at 12:30 pm on Dec. 20, 2001)
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That is my favorite M3 of all years. I &nbsp;love the Wide body treatment. I was walking by one in my parking lot today at work, Drool. I think I might some day take one up as a project.

[my240likenoother]

i may be missing something but if you have a BMW that what r u doing on a nissan page???

[onebadm5]

i dont have a BMW, i want one.
i was the proud owner of a '95 M3 3.0, until the parents intervened.
my sister got an '01 Jetta VR6 for graduation, so i got her old volvo. go figure.
one of my friends has a '96 S14, he showed this to me

i look at nissans as a healthy alternative to hondas.

[Grant]

Hmm. wow, onebadm5, you didnt even have your license at that time when u said u got an M3 and thats a different volvo from your sisters, your sister has an 86. Its funny tho, I've never seen a BMW with Blue and white kameleon paint (or was it that u just happned to tell some people it was white, and another crowd that it was blue?) funny the things I can learn when I talk to parents.

Besides, didnt you say I didnt drop and ounce of work or effort in getting my S14?? and telling me how fucked my life was when I got arrested?

<a href="http://www.bimmerforums.com" target='_blank'>http://www.bimmerforums.com</a>
why doesnt it WORK

and why does it say u have a '01 M5 on dtmpower.net??

oh yea, stop hacking computers

maybe we can talk when you decide to grow up.

(Edited by Grant at 3:37 pm on Dec. 22, 2001)

[Grant]

(Edited by Grant at 3:51 pm on Dec. 22, 2001)


(Edited by Grant at 1:14 pm on Dec. 24, 2001)

[s15dude]

moderators?

[IceTekGuy]

Let this be S15dude, and moderators..., someone got caught out in a lie, and they're messin with someone else... let em get ragged on, and besides we dont need any BMW owners in here anyway, unless they also own 240sx's, which would be quite odd...

[misnomer]

wasn't a lie, he said this was posted on a bimmer forum. . . Geeze people

[nismo270r]

Uhh...no...the fact that on www.dtmpower.net his profile says he owns a '01 M5 and he writes to the forum as if he does. But here he says he doesn't have a BMW...ETC...ETC....etc....

I don't really have a 240 either...I really have a '74 Pinto...but I can whip all of your asses any day!!! :biggrin:

[ca18guy]

onebadM5 never said he owned a bimmer, he even admitted that he does'nt own one before. All his post's from what i've seen have been fine.
onebadm5 and Grant, I don't give a shit what you do on other boards or your own free time, but don't bring it here, if you don't like each other don't post remarking on each other

[HondaOwner]

OK, if no one else can see this as udder BS, then I am extremely amazed! I am not saying that a BMW could not beat a GSR (wel it depends on the BMW), but this story is straight out of some straight to video B-movie. What a joke!

[DuffMan]

Yeah, so like, I was crusin along in my Ferrari 550, when this guy cuts me off in a 75 Honda Civic CVCC with a huge wing and a bunch of type R stickers all over it, and was like &quot;hey, wanna race&quot;...



stupid

[Grant]

hahahaha honda cvcc

[Ni5mo180SX]

You guys saying you'd rather have a 318, 330, even M3, are idiots if you own a decent 240 because you obviously must not even have the slightest clue about your cars potential.

[sspikey]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from uuninja on 3<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>9 pm on Dec. 20, 2001
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from onebadm5 on 1:27 pm on Dec. 20, 2001
hey dumbass, are u blind?<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'> i said M3 EVO, as in evolution,which are the cars that eventually became the first U.S. Spec M3 based on the E30 platform which ran from '88-91, which was powered by a 2.3 Liter DOHC 4 cyinder, coincidentally codenamed S14.

this is an '88 E30 M3 U.S. Spec
http://www.e30m3performance.com/thecar/pics_9-01/button.jpg

http://www.e30m3performance.com/thecar/pics_9-01/buttonwillow_static-1.jpg

http://www.e30m3performance.com/thecar/pics_9-01/buttonwillow_static-3.jpg

first year of the E36 is a 3.0 6, then 96-99 is an OBDII spec 3.2L. the E46 is powered by the S54 3.2L DOHC 6.



(Edited by onebadm5 at 12:30 pm on Dec. 20, 2001)
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That is my favorite M3 of all years. I love the Wide body treatment. I was walking by one in my parking lot today at work, Drool. I think I might some day take one up as a project.
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someone in montreal beat you to it. supercharged M3 engine!!! the thing is mad powerful. but sadly hes taking it apart! what could be better in his eyes than a 911!!! bastard even got the girls hooked up!

[JeffNJ]

Hate to add fuel to the fire, but I did see that commercial too. And, like anyone, wished it would happen to me. However, the odds it actually would, well, let's just say I wouldn't put any money on it.

I don't mean this against onebadm5, who said he found the post elsewhere, not told it as his own. &nbsp;I'm just saying I doubt that happens anywhere outside of a scripted world.

(Edited by JeffNJ at 11:46 am on Jan. 14, 2002)