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MedHat240sx
02-24-2012, 03:21 PM
This is my Skyline. This motherfcker is the Nissan God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God sh*t like making tsunamis and crap. Its set up to go fast, and go fast sideways. Who doesn't like to get sideway?! Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car.

Handling? This car handles like a junior executive CEO. Go around corners like the devil himself is chasing you, and not give a fck.Whats that? You like drifting? Well I've got some great god [email protected] news for you. This car was a drift project of mine, and the last owner was planning on making it a drift machine too. Manly as fck. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back.

Stereos and AC are for hippies. Fortunately this car has both. Oh look at me, I like to listen to Simon and Garfunkel and think about puppies. F*ck that. The only noises you're gunna be hearing is the ultra manly engine noises coming from this sweet I6. Sh*ts getting real, real f*cking fast.

This car has got a colorful momo steering wheel (b*tches love colors) Its a 5 speed so you cant talk on the cell while playing gameboy and smoking pot.

You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so fcking fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was fcking rad. Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest motherfcker you've ever driven.

I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, lets not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a message, I send you one right back. Thats how this works.

- Quick list of what its got going on:

- RB20DET - twin-cam turbocharged (158 kW (215 PS) @ 6400 264 N·m (27.0 kgf·m) @ 3200 rpm)

- engine was change 48 000 km ago by auto dream in calgary
- walbro fuel injection mod
- pinched and crushed Hks blow off valve
- HKS turbo timer (running 14 psi of boost )
- Greddy front mount inter-cool with silicone hosing
- A/C pump and hosing mod
- Cat back Greddy exhaust
- brand new battery
- Dual flexlite rad fans with external and auxiliary heat pick up
- brembo slotted brakes
- collapsible mirrors
- type M body kits
- Gtr hood
- Riax 17" rims
- Momo racing wheel
- Clarion touchscreen deck
- 2 x 8" subs with 600 watts amp
- active speakers
- spotless interior 9 never smoked in
- skyline floor mats

Bought this vehicle a short while ago for 6500 and parked it in the back yard, I'm asking 5000 for it would go down to 4800 if prompt pick up can be arranged.

Looking to get a cash offer or trade depending on what you got, send pics. The reason I'm selling it is because my dad isn't a big fan of RHD's and no longer wants me to keep it ): no tire kickers and only serious buyers will be considered. Only serious buyer will be emailed also.

Its got a stage 3 clutch that was very, very pricey!! I also have a extra race ECU laying around that will add a 100 horsepower increase to the car, normally these run for about a grand or two. NOTE: I HAVE THE SKYLINE LEFT SIGNAL, ITS CHILLING IN MY TRUNK.

text or call Kal @ 403-593-2700 - R32 Skyline Turbo Rb20det - Trades Accepted - Read Ad Please - - Calgary Cars For Sale - Kijiji Calgary Canada. (http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-R32-Skyline-Turbo-Rb20det-Trades-Accepted-Read-Ad-Please-W0QQAdIdZ357872568)

ILoveMyRHS13
02-24-2012, 03:26 PM
Repost, man.

And I thought it was funny.

MedHat240sx
02-24-2012, 03:30 PM
yeah i thought it was a repost i think someone swagged it up of another ad

Chrischeezer
02-24-2012, 03:32 PM
I was waiting for the the fail.... but it never came

All i see is WIN! lol

laocivic
02-24-2012, 03:58 PM
its written like that on purpose...lol

jumpman2334
02-24-2012, 04:01 PM
The reason I'm selling it is because my dad isn't a big fan of RHD's and no longer wants me to keep it ):
what
a
vagina


i would tell my dad to fuck off. lol

touge_g35
02-24-2012, 04:06 PM
This....is......epic hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MedHat240sx
02-24-2012, 04:10 PM
o.o omg the car sold already lol! i cant find the ad anywhere!

Riq
02-24-2012, 04:15 PM
I would have bought it from the guy just because it was a funny ad. But yeah thia is a repost of a month or two ago. Still really funny though

2stepGoesPowPow
02-24-2012, 07:07 PM
what
a
vagina


i would tell my dad to fuck off. lol

if i had to sell my skyline b/c my dad didn't like it..... i would have to arrange for my father to be terminated......

Jez
02-24-2012, 07:22 PM
I also have a extra race ECU laying around that will add a 100 horsepower increase to the car, normally these run for about a grand or two.

This is the part that made me LOL

This guy is local to me, saw the ad on Kijiji this morning, guessing the real reason its for sale is he is 17 and cant afford to insure it:cops:

s13 @ fullboost
02-24-2012, 07:25 PM
awesome I would love to see more adds like that

slydin240sx
02-24-2012, 07:32 PM
Repost, but I also found the ad hilarious. At least it was entertaining!

Tommy
02-24-2012, 08:11 PM
It's amusing to read, I wonder how long he was just sitting there thinking it up

marco22
02-24-2012, 08:40 PM
lol LIKE A BOSS:coold:

KravingAKouki
02-25-2012, 10:51 AM
haha there were ones about his zeal coilovers too, dude is a boss, it probably only took him a minute or so cuz he is baller as fuck for making an epic ad that is full of win, read his coilovers one