Buy this shit or i'll fight you, THE RETURN.

[revcyanide]

WUT WUT

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/297942_10150286367996297_673181296_8287728_809670_ n.jpg


UBER RARE NISMO 270R SPOILER!

LOOKS LIKE THIS MOUNTED (currently covered in vinyl wrap, can be easily removed forest green underneath.)

http://www.200sx.org/images/lowres/270r.jpg

http://www.scorpiocars.net/images/Nismo/1994%20Nismo%20270R.jpg

WON THIS SHIT IN A RUSSIAN ROULETTE GAME, OH YEAH, GUN WAS SEMI AUTO.
SHOW THE LADIES YOUR JDM SWAG, THEY WONT KNOW WTF IT IS, BUT YOULL FEEL LIKE A REALLY COOL GUY.
325$ SHIPPED, STUPID RARE, WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOUVE SEEN ONE? NEVER THATS WHEN ASSHOLE.


https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/314973_10150327478281297_673181296_8548125_1532402 770_n.jpg
CHASER AERO BN RIP OFF BUMPER.

FITS LIKE A LINDSEY LOHAN AND SOBRIETY. LOOKS ABOUT AS GOOD AS HER TOO.
NEEDS WORK
50 DOLL HAIRS.
YOU WANT ME TO SHIP THIS PEICE OF SHIT? REALLY?




FINE, BUT YOU ARE PAYING DICK.






https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/315017_10150327475976297_673181296_8548095_1798918 935_n.jpg

96 ZENKI GRILL.

LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR 95 GRILL. IT LOOKS LIKE DICK
SPOTTED DICK IN FACT
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/315017_10150327475976297_673181296_8548095_1798918 935_n.jpg


SET IT ON FIRE, AND FEED THE ASHES TO STRAY DOGS. SERIOUSLY NO AMOUNT OF DESTRUCTION CAN BE ENOUGH FOR A 1995 GRILL.

60$

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/310893_10150331238796297_673181296_8567881_1273129 689_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/309867_10150347306761297_673181296_8657683_1988683 905_n.jpg

GOLDMEMBER WOULD ROCK THE SHIT OUT OF THIS STEERING WHEEL.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE AUSTIN POWERS, FUCK YOU.


YOU NEED THIS IN YOUR LIFE, BRINGTASTIC.

EVERY TIME YOU GET IN YOUR 20 YEAR OLD ECONOMY SPORTS CAR YOU WILL FEEL LIKE A FUCKING GOD AMOUNT MEN.
LIKE FUCKING ZUES WHILE YOU ARE DRIFTING. THATS RIGHT THIS STEERING WHEEL WILL MAKE YOU SHOOT LIGHTNING BOLTS WHILE DRIFTING. YOU DONT SEE THAT SHIT IN D1GP**

150 SHIPPED





I ALSO HAVE STOCK OEM TENSION, TRACTION, CAMBER, AND TOE ARMS WITH DECENT BUSHINGS,
USE THEM TO MAKE SOME METAL ART OR SOME OTHER HIPSTER SHIT, I DONT CARE.
20 SHIPPED EACH.





BUY IT FUCKERS.
















**DISCLAIMER: You will not actually shoot lightning bolts. If you do, shit let me know, that would be radical.

[andrew600]

bump for a fun read.
but seriously, fuck you. no.

[revcyanide]

bump for a fun read.
But seriously, fuck you. No.

come at me bro

[MurkyRiversS13]

Lol, hilarious thread. Thumbs up and BUMP!!

BTW, spotted dick is a bread pudding in England. True story.


Another true story, I wont buy your shit and you wont fight me :) Kudos!


EDIT: However, if I had an S14, I would be all over that 270R spoiler.

[keeeban]

best thread ever

[docslide]

This guy is ape Shit crazy.
Bump brother

[AS240]

come at me bro

u mad bro?

[roboticnissan]

A feel a bro down coming on.

[AS240]

A feel a bro down coming on.
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/Jalopy361/d-bag-12_thumb.jpg

[Viper625]

I remember my first beer

[TurboFever99]

THIS THREAD SEEMS LOUD WITH TEXT lol.

[revcyanide]

I remember my first beer

woah woah woah woah woah WOAH


I am no amateur bro.


in fact THIS is what is filling my fridge ATM

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/405898_10150557809911297_673181296_9442970_7064837 14_n.jpg

[ship2236]

Lol always love the posts. More to come I'm sure!

[xBtony]

good shit. free bump.

[iamtheyi]

lol always enjoy your threads

[Fonix36]

i didnt see a fucking price on that fucking wheel what kind of fucking shit is this. how hard is it to post a dam price, i wana be the only one in the country shooting lightning bolts out of my car. how much is that shit going to cost me. what the flying fuck man. this is some bull shit.

[revcyanide]

I'd APOLOGIZE IF I WERE A BITCH.

SO ITS 3,000$ BUT I LIKE YOUR STYLE. SO SPECIAL BRO PRICE OF 150 SHIPPED YOU LITTLE SHIT
sent from herp derp using my derpX

[240sxKouki]

fucking pumpkin ale?? come on bro my spotted dick turns away from pumpkin ale.

[revcyanide]

fucking pumpkin ale?? come on bro my spotted dick turns away from pumpkin ale.


DONTY FUCKING JUDGE ME
that shit is delicious.


also I have a friend who works for a major distributor. all this shit was free.99

[240sxKouki]

Ok, Free is good

[Edwin562]

How much for a case of beer???

[revcyanide]

Haha im an alcoholic, no way that's happening.

sent from herp derp using my derpX

[revcyanide]

Aww yeah, party time bump

[andrew600]

mardi gras was yesterday you cock ass. today is recovery.
so many titties, only two hands.

free bump for this fucking ass hole.

[zneubauer]

I remember my first beer

thats so funny last time I heard that I fell off my DINOSAUR.

[jesse_s13]

hahaha this muthafucka..

bump for bluemoon

[denian_cellphone]

bump for always having the besst threads :drama:

[slim_240]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Qkqyxkk0m-0/TM8CEb0-pLI/AAAAAAAAAXs/YvykxwxCG3c/s320/smug_obama_haters%20gonna%20hate.jpg

glws.

[MaxTheRabbit]

keep this glorious thread alive

[revcyanide]

bumppppppp

[Schwiegz]

HEY FUCK FACE
Part with mountain of beer?

[Irresistible]

How much to ship the Lohan bumper to Chicago? Considering this shit as a spare...

[revcyanide]

How much to ship the Lohan bumper to Chicago? Considering this shit as a spare...

Pm'd

Shipping on the bumper will cost about 35-40$ anywhere shipped via greyhound.

[revcyanide]

Bump

sent from herp derp using my derpX

[FunnyFarm]

Hahaha...I laughed. Bump for you.

[Swifty]

PM sent about grill.

[HiddenCharacter]

Great thread, would read again.

[Eyegazm]

size of steering wheel?

[revcyanide]

Steering wheel sold sorry!

sent from herp derp using my derpX

[marshal_s14]

:) bump motha fucka

[Po_31]

do u still have the spoiler

[revcyanide]

Spoiler is still for sale!

sent from herp derp using my derpX

[revcyanide]

spoiler as good as sold.

[revcyanide]

spoiler, sold!

[slammed40]

Bump for the fact that i just fukin spit sprite on my computer about the lohan jokes