How to make your car run crappy

[obg3506]

Fellas, I need to know what I can disconnect to make my s14 run like complete shit! Maybe. Vacuum hose or something that is not obvious. Got a buddy that has no car that always want to borrow my car or want me to take him somewhere. This has to be non destructive and easily returned to its fabulous running state!

Thx!

[KiLLeR2001]

How about you be a man and tell him to fuck off. Or at least supply gas money.

[nissandrift]

Loosen the MAF sensor plug, or 1 fuel injector plug.

[240drifter1]

.... Is this real life?

[KoukiMonsta]

Yes this is RL

Zilvia threads get shittier every day

[spools420a]

I like the injector clip idea cause take off one and if you want it to run shittier take off two and if you want it to run like utter shit take off 3 and if you dont want the car to run at all take off 4 great idea for shitty tuning the car or try wrappingf the intake filter in saran wrap partially make small adjustments with covering more or less air entering the system

[G35_S13_Coupe]

really???? :facepalm:

[naibaf]

Don't do this. Talk to your friend. let him know that you aren't his taxi. tell him to man up and get a fucking car.

[Drift_86]

Your gonna fuck up your car lol

[tuktuk23]

:picardfp: just tell him to stop being a mooching son of a bitch lol grow some balls

or you might want to ask your mom what to do since you dont want to hurt someones feelings

[HiddenCharacter]

Next time your friend asks for a ride in the car say yeah cool and wait till he gets in next to you then quietly slide your hand onto his lap....make sure it gets super awkward. If he is straight problem solved if he's not straight get the fawk out of car and run lol.

[nomoremk2]

This is why ziptied makes you submit an application before joining.

[moocowmoo]

Next time your friend asks for a ride in the car say yeah cool and wait till he gets in next to you then quietly slide your hand onto his lap....make sure it gets super awkward. If he is straight problem solved if he's not straight get the fawk out of car and run lol.

thanks for the new sig!! ahahahah

[Nicelyphe]

Wow really OP..Just tell him off. Let him figure out his own problems?

[Infamax]

.... Is this real life?
I can't tell anymore...

[WESamiss]

zilvia is starting to blow ass. can we make it a requirement for someone to vouch for you when signing up?

[andrew600]

in before potential lock?

[Chaluska]

+1... man up and tell him/her you either need gas money, or you arent going to drive them around...

you can also pull the fuse pump fuse... easiest thing to make your car not run.

[Flicktitty]

just another reason Zilvia needs to bring back the rep system.

[chiboy002]

lend car
report stolen
???????
profit

[KRE8xBOOST]

Funny thread. Best thing to do is man up.

[TheRealSy90]

Don't be a bitch tell him to fuck off. That's not a friend.

[Irresistible]

Sell your car and get out.

[ILoveMyRHS13]

Don't be such an asshole and tell him you can't take him.

Fucking idiot.

[Zenki7sixty]

Next time your friend asks for a ride in the car say yeah cool and wait till he gets in next to you then quietly slide your hand onto his lap....make sure it gets super awkward. If he is straight problem solved if he's not straight get the fawk out of car and run lol.
lol your a dam fool if you have done this before funny shit tho:wtf::wtf:

[LimeLite Racing]

yes this is rl

zilvia threads get better and better every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fixed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[landins13]

sell your car and tell him to take the bus like you should.

[obg3506]

Ok, to the slick azz fanbois... Ride out!! I asked a valid question regardless of the reason. Thx to the fellas who answered decently and die slowly to the rest, :), zips!

[collegekid]

if you give people us more information about your situation im sure someone could tell you something


You could just say, no. Its legit like 2 letters, one vowel, one word. quite effective

[Boost_Fiend]

sounds like your a sh*ty friend.

[kleenS14]

maf sensor clip....used to do it to classmates in tech class. Hilarious to see how long it takes "budding techs" to figure out haha.

[obg3506]

if you give people us more information about your situation im sure someone could tell you something


You could just say, no. Its legit like 2 letters, one vowel, one word. quite effective

College kid, really! Read my post again... That's it!! Not trying to b a dick but I asked a question, no need to flame or bash, really! College kid are u really in college or just thought it was a cute screen name, seriously!

[obg3506]

maf sensor clip....used to do it to classmates in tech class. Hilarious to see how long it takes "budding techs" to figure out haha.

See, college kid, he read with understanding! What college are u trying to get thru? Thx kleen!

[fckillerbee]

See, college kid, he read with understanding! What college are u trying to get thru? Thx kleen!

you are a troll...and you are wasting space on zilvia.

your problem is that you aren't a man. Instead you would rather make up a lie, then provide a ride to one of your "friends". You might as well not be his friend. I mean really...you gotta fake your car being broken cause you aren't man enough to tell this dude whats up.

why the fuck is this thread still open.

[obg3506]

^^ stfu! Whats so hard about answering a question. Or just keep it moving? Sheesh lil snot noses spending mommy's money swear they know everything! I know the symptoms; ex. High post count, quick to jump to conclusions, bashing everybody for anything! I don't want any problems over here but ranti g and raving. Ecause u really don't know anything mentionable about cars is so not becoming. I just asked a simple question!

[ThatGuy]

This worthless thread ends now. :lockd: