View Full Version : Random Movie Trivia
chickenmanq
01-14-2002, 06:02 PM
Thank god you guys do the random movie shit too. I went back home for X-mas, and no one understood a #### thing when I'd pop off a line. Everyone in Flag seems to get it and people on this board too. I like that.
"Yeah, well, maybe you shouldn't have slept with Lumberg!"
On another note, going to see NAU's free lawyer tomorrow for advice on how to fight my traffic ticket. Court date is Thursday. I'm really hoping the officer won't show and I'll get off easy.
transient
01-14-2002, 08:39 PM
e... ee. excuse me.... I-I I believe you have my stapler....
Tuck&Poke
01-14-2002, 08:46 PM
lmao haha office space right! "i cant feel my face i can feel me touching my face but i cant feel my face" and "Mock yea ing yea bird yea mocking bird now everybody have you heard..."
Tuck&Poke
01-14-2002, 08:48 PM
disregard my first post
lmao haha office space right! i got some.... "i cant feel my face i can feel me touching my face but i cant feel my face" and "Mock yea ing yea bird yea mocking bird now everybody have you heard..."
1. i know it was you fredo, you broke my heart....
2. oh yes, how selfish of me, lets do everything you wanna do...
3. imimetic polyoly...
4. first i break your friend, now i break you...
5. relax luther, it much worse than you think..
6. teach me to be a cleaner leo....
DJ Machine
01-14-2002, 09:25 PM
We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison!
S13 Passion
01-14-2002, 10:00 PM
"Why dont you stick chu head up yer ass, see if it fits!"
DJ Machine
01-14-2002, 10:09 PM
"I'm Tony Montana. You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best."
Bomix
01-14-2002, 10:16 PM
"You have what you want. now give the people some air"
"yeah, k-mart sucks"
"gumbo shrimp, sautee shrimp, shrimp cocktail, shrimp skampy..."
misnomer
01-14-2002, 11:03 PM
"Hail to the King, baby"
onebadm5
01-14-2002, 11:12 PM
"Now, she should be decent looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain kind of morally casual attitude."
"Oh! You mean, you want someone he can screw on the first date?"
"Well put."
twofortysx
01-14-2002, 11:28 PM
"I'm gonna be showin someone my 'O' Face..'O, O, O'"
"Granny shiftin, not double clutchin like ya should" (LOL)
"What's my name?!?! Fuck you! That's my name!" (I love Dennis Leary)
chickenmanq
01-15-2002, 12:14 AM
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"Hail to the King, baby"
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I can't believe we got an Army of Darkness quote in here. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> Props, misnomer.
Bomix
01-16-2002, 02:02 PM
not movie quotes but they are hella funny
"I'll take The Rapist for $100"
(Therapist) hahhah
"I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $600"
(An Album Cover)
SNL
misnomer
01-16-2002, 03:15 PM
hehehe, Turd Furgeson!!
"I'll take Ape Tit for $200" (A petite dejune)
snl jeopardy is awesome....
especially norm mcdonald as burt reynolds, when he couldnt answer the question that was about him
Bomix
01-16-2002, 03:35 PM
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hehehe, Turd Furgeson!!
"I'll take Ape Tit for $200" (A petite dejune)
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Dude i've never seen that one.. i'll have to find it LOL..
gh6o6
01-16-2002, 04:17 PM
"whats the difference between you and a sick mallard?
one is a sick duck and the others a sick - i cant remember the rest, but you mothers a whore"
my absolute favorites from snl jeopardy is that one and the rapist one!
i just remembered one - "...you dont have horses, you just have men behind you clapping coconuts" (or something similar to that)
(Edited by gh6o6 at 6:36 pm on Jan. 16, 2002)
chickenmanq
01-16-2002, 05:09 PM
"It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A 5 ounce swallow could not carry a 1 pound coconut!" Unless it was an African swallow. "An African swallow yes, but not European, that's my point."
"I wave my tiddlies at you, silly English pig-dog kuuuuuuu-nigguts. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>
wazneeni
01-16-2002, 05:18 PM
"You're so money and ya don't even know it."
- Trent & Sue
Swingers
(Edited by wazneeni at 3:32 pm on Jan. 16, 2002)
rubbersidedown
01-16-2002, 05:43 PM
Ah! Tis but a flesh wound! Come back here! I'll bite your kneecaps off!
wow.. well i know where about half of these quotes r from... but.. could ay do my a fav and write where they r from next to it.. caus i'd like to see some of the shit these quotes r comming from ;0 thank!
wow.. well i know where about half of these quotes r from... but.. could ay do my a fav and write where they r from next to it.. caus i'd like to see some of the shit these quotes r comming from ;0 thank!
Tuck&Poke
01-16-2002, 06:46 PM
monty python nice one. "Bring out your dead... bring out your dead!"
"heres one"
"but hes not dead"
"oh just make im' run some laps or something"
and
"i will bitch slap you back to africa!"
rubbersidedown
01-16-2002, 06:56 PM
Montey Python in Search of the holy grail
"welcome to the castle antrax. We are but a bunch of teenage girls between the ages of 17 and 19 that have nothing to do all day besides make exciting underwear and take showers."
its been a long time since i've seen the movie so that lil tid bit isn't exactly word for word. but very very close at least :-)
Tuck&Poke
01-16-2002, 07:00 PM
or theres also that french guy one the castle.
"i fart in your general direction"
wazneeni
01-16-2002, 09:30 PM
"Blane?!? That's not a name...that's a major appliance!"
- Duckie
Pretty in Pink
The Punk Genius
01-17-2002, 10:10 AM
"Shop Smart........Shop S-Mart"
"I'll give you $500.00 for the busket. Now go buy a suit clean yourself up and get a job. If I see you or the busket on the street again, I'll kill both of you."
- Dennis Leary from Suicide Kings
JeffNJ
01-17-2002, 01:16 PM
- "You, Mr. Simms are a liar and a cover-up artist."
- "But not a snitch!!"
- "Excuse me?"
- "No, I don't think I will."
- "Mr. Simms, I'm going to give you one more chance."
- "He doesn't want it."
- "Who are you?"
- "Lt. Col. Frank Slade of the US Army. Retired."
- "What is your relation to Charlie Simms?"
- "What is this, a court room? Because if it is, there's a few witnesses I'd like to swear in."
- "The closest thing we could manage to it, yes."
- "Well, Larry and Franny Simms could not make the trip out from Oregon today. I am a family friend appearing on their behalf."
"Charlie doesn't need to be labeled 'Still worthy of being a Baerd Man'."
"What is your motto here? Boys, inform on your classmates ... anything short of that we're gonna string you up by your hide?"
"Here's Charlie, standin' up, facin' the fire. And, there's George hiding in big Daddy's pockets. And, what are you going to do? You're going to reward George and <i>destroy</i> Charlie."
- "Are you finished?"
- "No, I'm just gettin' warmed up!"
"And Harry, Jimmy, Trent... Wherever you are out there, <i>fuck you too</i>!"
- "Stand <i>down</i> Mr. Slade! This is the Baerd School, not an army barracks."
- "I'm not <i>finished</i> yet..."
"When I came in here, I heard those words, 'Cradle of Leadership'. Well, when the bow breaks, the cradle will fall. And it is fallen here. Makers of men, creaters of leaders, be careful what kind of leaders you are creatin' here."
"I don't care who went to the this place: William Taft, William Tell, whoever. Their spirit, if they ever had one, is dead."
"I'd show ya, but I'm too tired, I'm too old, I'm too fuckin' blind! If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a flame thrower to this place!!"
"I havn't always been blind. There was a time when I could see. And I have seen. I've seen boys like these, boys younger than these, their arms - ripped off, there legs - torn out. But there ain't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit. You can't get a prosthetic for that. You think you're just sending this fine young foot soilder back to Oregon with his tail between his knees, but I say you are <i>executin' his <b>soul</b></i>!"
"I have come to the crossroads in my life. I knew, without exception, I <i>knew</i> what the right path was. But I never took it. Ya know why? Because it was too #### <i>har-rd</i>. Now, Charlie here has come to the crossroads. He's chosen a path. It's a path of courage, of integrity. Those lead to character. Now, <i>that's</i> the stuff leaders <i>should</i> be made of!"
"You hold this boy's future in your hands, commitee. Don't destroy it. Protect it. It's gonna make you <i>proud</i> one day. I promise ya."
(applause)
(banging gavel)
- "Nothin' can shut 'em up, sir."
- "The joint student/faculity committee will take this matter up under advisement in <i>closed</i> session."
- "What are they whispering about?"
- "Well, it appears as if they're going to come to a desicion right here"
- (barely intelligble) "Are you sure?" (louder) "Apparently, that meeting will be unnesseccary. Mrs. Hunsinger..."
- "The joint student/faculity commitee will need no further sessions. Harry Havameyer, Trent Potter, and Jimmy Jameson will be placed on probation for suspiscion of ungentlemanly conduct. It is further noted that George Willis will receive neither recoginition nor commendation for his cooperation here today. (pause) Charlie Simms is excused from any further response to this incident."
(uproarious applause)
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... The sad part is that I had to go back to fix typos - not content. That was entirely from memory. And, perhaps even sadder still is the fact that I could've started sooner, or kept going longer. Incidently, I have a box-office sized theatrical poster from this movie framed in my apartment. What can I say? It was incredible.
(Edited by JeffNJ at 7<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>4 pm on Jan. 17, 2002)
rabbit23
01-17-2002, 01:26 PM
my personal new favorite to tell my girlfriend.
"you look tired, why don't you come to the bedroom and give me a massage!"
Bomix
01-17-2002, 02:51 PM
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monty python nice one.
"i will bitch slap you back to africa!"
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HAHHA LOL, finally got it, Rush Hour 2, mad funny
Kid Zelda
01-17-2002, 02:56 PM
“ I’m a cop you idiot”
twofortysx
01-17-2002, 02:56 PM
"It takes years of practice to achieve true stiffmaster style"
Kid Zelda
01-17-2002, 03:43 PM
"You're right. I suck dick for money."
"Boy! Don't start!"
"Two thousand dollars, I'm that good."
"Get out!"
"And you should see me fuck! I'm the best piece of ass in three states!"
"Dammit, get out! I don't ever wanna see you again!"
"What a sad old man you are."
"Get out, get out..."
The Punk Genius
04-17-2002, 08:32 AM
"We're gonna have the Happ-Happ-Happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny Fuckin Kaye."
burgy240
04-17-2002, 09:36 AM
"seein hows yours says replica on the side and mine..says desert eagle 5.0....so Fuck Off!"
"And I'm no slouch".."oh don't be so hard on yourself judge...your a hell of a slouch!"
"Can borrow your towel my car just hit a water buffalo!"
ca18guy
04-17-2002, 10:30 AM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">"You're right. I suck dick for money."
"Boy! Don't start!"
"Two thousand dollars, I'm that good."
"Get out!"
"And you should see me fuck! I'm the best piece of ass in three states!"
"Dammit, get out! I don't ever wanna see you again!"
"What a sad old man you are."
"Get out, get out..." </td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
American Beauty
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Snatch
Punk Genious why do u always bring back OLD THREADS
gschroeder78
04-17-2002, 11:34 AM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ca18guy @ April 17 2002,10:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Punk Genious why do u always bring back OLD THREADS</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
He could always start a new one and then get complained about for starting a new topic thats already been brought up. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>
roast
04-17-2002, 11:53 AM
"We are the keepers of the three sacred words, neigh, ping, and neeeewomb"
"You cannot pass through this forest unless you get us a..... .... ... .. shrubbery"!!!!
jdms14
04-17-2002, 12:13 PM
i am sancho!
i keep gettin older, and the girls just stay the same age.
see you at the party victor!
"What's that on your nose?"
-"Exactly!"
BadMoJo
04-17-2002, 12:24 PM
-And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
*They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
-No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
*Then what do they call it?
-They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
*A "Royale" with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?
-A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
*"Le Big-Mac"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?
-I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
BadMoJo
04-17-2002, 12:28 PM
*Hand me my wallet.
-Which one is it?
*It's the one with "bad motherfucker" written on it.
<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'>
Thurazor
04-17-2002, 12:31 PM
"Now, today, we're going to do marching up and down the square! That is, unless any of you got anything better to do. Well?! Anyone got anything they'd rather be doing than marching up and down the square?!"
"Well, to be quite honest, Sarge, I'd... rather be at home with the wife and kids."
"Would you, now?!"
"Yes, Sarge."
"Right! Off you go! Now, everybody else happy with my little plan... of marching up and down the square a bit?"
Thurazor
04-17-2002, 12:35 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (BadMoJo @ April 16 2002,2:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">-And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
*They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
-No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
*Then what do they call it?
-They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
*A "Royale" with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?
-A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
*"Le Big-Mac"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?
-I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Pulp Fiction ownz
BadMoJo
04-17-2002, 12:43 PM
* "Cute cat. What's his name?"
- "Annoying customer."
* "Fuckin' dickhead"
Broadwayblues
04-17-2002, 12:52 PM
you guys are killing me, I love monty phyton
SR20Fastback
04-17-2002, 02:02 PM
(In Gay Voice)
"Well, Tell Victor that Ramone the fella he met about a week ago. Tell him that Ramone went to the clinic and I found out I have (looks around then whispers) herpes symplex 10, and I just thought he might want to go have his physcian check him out. You know before things start falling off...."
"Perhaps you should go tell him."
(Back to gay voice)
"Yes, I think that would be best."
its an 80's movie, quite possibly the best comedy of the 80's....can you name it?
240sxracer
04-17-2002, 02:30 PM
"get away from her you bitch"
"and this one time in band camp"
"field car, whats a field car----a field car runs through the field drops cow shit to make the lettuce grow"
" your cas so ugly i beat you have to sneak up to the pumps just to get alittle air into your tires" not sure if i got this word for word
"your car is uglier than i am"
"wow, he's really fast isnt he--------yea but he's really stupid"
"life is like a box of chocolates you never know what your gonning to get"
"i might not be a smart man but i know what love is"
The Punk Genius
04-17-2002, 02:45 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ca18guy @ April 16 2002,12:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">"You're right. I suck dick for money."
"Boy! Don't start!"
"Two thousand dollars, I'm that good."
"Get out!"
"And you should see me fuck! I'm the best piece of ass in three states!"
"Dammit, get out! I don't ever wanna see you again!"
"What a sad old man you are."
"Get out, get out..." </td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
American Beauty
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Snatch
Punk Genious why do u always bring back OLD THREADS</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
I don't "always" bring back old threads, this is the first time I did it. I did it intentionally because it seems things have been getting a little mundaine around here, and I thought it was a funny post when it was new. Rather than start a "Movie trivia" thread and have every Johnny Wingnut in 40 countries tell me it's been done before, I thought I'd just take my chances and bring the old one back. Sorry for any inconvenience.
"Did I ask your opinion.........did I?!?!"
"Well....no...you didn't"
"When I want some lip outta you...I'll drop my shorts!!"
ca18guy
04-17-2002, 04:03 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (The Punk Genius @ April 18 2002,09:45)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ca18guy @ April 16 2002,12:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">"You're right. I suck dick for money."
"Boy! Don't start!"
"Two thousand dollars, I'm that good."
"Get out!"
"And you should see me fuck! I'm the best piece of ass in three states!"
"Dammit, get out! I don't ever wanna see you again!"
"What a sad old man you are."
"Get out, get out..." </td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
American Beauty
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">"seein hows yours says replica on the side and mine..says desert eagle 5.0....so Fuck Off!"</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Snatch
Punk Genious why do u always bring back OLD THREADS</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
I don't "always" bring back old threads, this is the first time I did it. I did it intentionally because it seems things have been getting a little mundaine around here, and I thought it was a funny post when it was new. Rather than start a "Movie trivia" thread and have every Johnny Wingnut in 40 countries tell me it's been done before, I thought I'd just take my chances and bring the old one back. Sorry for any inconvenience.
"Did I ask your opinion.........did I?!?!"
"Well....no...you didn't"
"When I want some lip outta you...I'll drop my shorts!!"</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Then why not start a new one? not find a 4 month old thread, anyway enough bitching from me it's to late now.
Tricky1980
04-17-2002, 04:23 PM
You cant stop SCARFACE! that has got to be one of The greatest movies ever made he had a pimp ride in that movie too.. the tiger stripe interior.. ha!
"whats the color of the boat house at hierford?"
"whats the color of the boat house at hierford!?"
"wha-?.. i dont like your tone of voice"
"well come on tough guy.. you're the guy with the gun.. im unarmed"
<scuffle>
"you wanna tell ME about an amush? i ambushed you with a cup of coffee"
drifterX87
04-17-2002, 06:35 PM
"We are the nights that say...KNEE!"
"AHHH!"
"KNEE, KNEE, KNEEE!!!"
"Those are a nice pair of hooters ya got there"
"What?"
"The Birds"
"Oh"
"Petey's Dead!"
"How do they know I got gas?"
"I dont know, they must be professionals or something."
"Hey tommy, meet your new mother"
"Holy shnikiez, she could be boner of the month!"
just a few, I cant remember the other good ones,
Mike
smooth240
04-18-2002, 08:22 AM
The last scene in the movie Exit Wounds where Tom Aronld and Anthony Anderson are talking back in forth in a talk show type of setting. I am not going to type it all in.
If ya have seen it ya know what I mean. hahaha
Those two worked well together.
burgy240
04-18-2002, 12:47 PM
"I held it like an egg!?"
"yeah and he scramled the son of a bitch didn't he?...Look at that he hit the fuckin Bull..SOmeones eatin free steak tonight..haha."
Anybody here know that one?
"Ahh hell..somebody go back and git a shitload a dimes!!"
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