Marita
01-23-2002, 10:14 AM
found this on SRO...
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia and a new student
named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth
grade.
>
>
> The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
>
> Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"
>
> She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up.
>
> "Patrick Henry, 1775." He said.
>
> "Very good! Who said "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"?
>
> Again, no response except from Suzuki. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki.
>
> The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about our American history than you do."
>
>
> She heard a loud whisper: "F*ck the Japs."
>
> "Who said that?" she demanded.
>
> Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."
>
> At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
>
> The teacher glared and asked "All right! Now, who said that?"
>
> Again, Suzuki said, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
>
>
>
> Now being furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"
>
> Suzuki jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouted to the
>
> teacher,
>
> "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
>
>
> Now with almost a mob hysteria, someone said, "You little sh*t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
>
> Suzuki frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to
> Chandra Levy, 2001."
>
>
> The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh sh*t, we're f*cked"
>
> Suzuki said, "The Taliban! 2001"
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia and a new student
named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth
grade.
>
>
> The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
>
> Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"
>
> She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up.
>
> "Patrick Henry, 1775." He said.
>
> "Very good! Who said "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"?
>
> Again, no response except from Suzuki. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki.
>
> The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about our American history than you do."
>
>
> She heard a loud whisper: "F*ck the Japs."
>
> "Who said that?" she demanded.
>
> Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."
>
> At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
>
> The teacher glared and asked "All right! Now, who said that?"
>
> Again, Suzuki said, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
>
>
>
> Now being furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"
>
> Suzuki jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouted to the
>
> teacher,
>
> "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
>
>
> Now with almost a mob hysteria, someone said, "You little sh*t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
>
> Suzuki frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to
> Chandra Levy, 2001."
>
>
> The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh sh*t, we're f*cked"
>
> Suzuki said, "The Taliban! 2001"