Men’s and Women’s Magazines

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I was reading a Magazine in the Bathroom and thought how they sort of describe men and women in general:

Example:

Women’s:
Thick, Bible sized monstrosities, filled with pictures for everything and anything, all sorts of Quizzes and Tests, pictures of mostly other women to despise


Men’s:
To the point, filled with Women (thank god) the way should all look, gadgets and new toys, couple miscellaneous articles and that’s about it


Is there another description that would better describe the sexes?