View Full Version : Finish this off so it keeps going
camppain
12-13-2003, 01:42 PM
I shall start next person continues and so on. Lets see how far we can get and how many pages
It was a cold and stormy night when...............
brianglawson
12-13-2003, 02:21 PM
it was a cold and stormy night when i got my sr20det.....
Fibercus
12-13-2003, 02:42 PM
when i got my sr20det, suspension, and LSD finished and ready drive....
:D
mastaflash05
12-13-2003, 03:25 PM
...so i took the car out to...
thelinja
12-13-2003, 04:28 PM
....to Laguna Seca..
hookedup240
12-13-2003, 04:36 PM
...and then crashed and died....thread over
s14falcon
12-13-2003, 04:40 PM
....And then reincarnated myself in a new body and got myself a new car...
brianglawson
12-13-2003, 04:57 PM
that i later traded in towards the purchase of a R33 Skyline Gt-R.....
mastaflash05
12-13-2003, 05:11 PM
which was not quite powerfulk enough for me so i decided to
sell the car and get a sex change
R K e 1 C A
12-13-2003, 05:52 PM
then it was found out that “sex change” was some homoerotic term for Turbo upgrade thus
brianglawson
12-13-2003, 06:11 PM
i slapped 2 big t-68 turbines on my skyline and..........
RBBaby
12-13-2003, 07:54 PM
jizzed in the gas tank
thelinja
12-13-2003, 08:52 PM
which to my surprise turned out to be an excellent fuel additive....
camppain
12-13-2003, 09:06 PM
when lo and behold the turbo bov sound turned out to be a midget with a bullhorn in my hood, and as he ran off....
SimpleS14
12-13-2003, 09:45 PM
I stepped out of my car confused and scratching my head...
thelinja
12-13-2003, 10:09 PM
I popped the hood and that damn midget got sucked into the intake intlet on the turbo. Maybe I should put a filter on that.....
camppain
12-14-2003, 01:01 AM
Maybe I should have put a filter on that damned mai (midget air intake. So I jumped back in popped in my favorite cd ..........
brianglawson
12-14-2003, 06:56 AM
which was the first self titled Korn cd and put it on song 8 and....
mastaflash05
12-14-2003, 09:18 AM
rocked all the way to the local street races, where...
brianglawson
12-14-2003, 10:06 AM
i saw a guy in a civic sponsored by the newly opened FOLGERS exhaust company with a 9 inch fart can waiting to race me..........
S13Grl
12-14-2003, 02:06 PM
but my midget got upset and ran away again...
R K e 1 C A
12-14-2003, 02:50 PM
then felt glad the midget took off, since its one less passenger...
SimpleS14
12-14-2003, 04:50 PM
...to unbalance the weight of my car as I pull a mad tyte drift....
omen2853
12-14-2003, 04:57 PM
...that became a super spinout. this spinout was soooo fast that i span in circles numerous times and when i stopped, i was on a bmx bike with blue rims and.....
DarkRaptor42
12-14-2003, 05:58 PM
got jumped for my tight rims. Thats when I realized I needed a new ride so I
method2833
12-14-2003, 09:25 PM
bought a hyundai accent booyah!!!!!!!!
mrmephistopheles
12-14-2003, 09:44 PM
....but then it's transmission broke and i realized i'd wasted $4k on this POS hyundai. I then flew to Japan and searched high and low for a low km black Toyota Bb with at least 18" wheels on it.
I found one and began to rock it down the Wangan!
Then i woke up from my dream. then i realized that Michael jackson's hand was down my pants, which could explain the :wackit: :jerkit: and the midget.
f2a4s0t
12-14-2003, 11:18 PM
awsome end to ghey thread
Chernobyl
12-15-2003, 01:16 AM
^ is what randy said right before I slapped him in the face for not knowing how to have a little bit of fun. Then he...
camppain
12-15-2003, 01:52 AM
was embarrased that everyone on Zilvia found out he was gay
If you don't like the f</>uckin thread then don't F</>uckin post!:mrmeph:
Ohhh the as</>shole smiley is called mrmeph, heh!
Don't blame him blame the Corps! :aw:
SimpleS14
12-15-2003, 02:43 PM
and enjoyed his overnight stays with Micheal Jackson. Now as we exit out that 'little' story, we continue when I bought a Porsche Carrera GT...
Chernobyl
12-15-2003, 03:03 PM
and wrapped it around a pole as I was backing out of the dealership after paying too much $$$ for a car that is...
brianglawson
12-15-2003, 06:23 PM
worth every damn penny of what i spent but, then i was broke after i repaired it and had it repo'ed and the only car i could afford was a Yugo Hatchback........
DarkRaptor42
12-15-2003, 06:40 PM
which I suped up by putting in a
mastaflash05
12-15-2003, 06:40 PM
and since i had a spare 350 chevy in the garage, i decided to throw it in there
THX1138
12-15-2003, 07:13 PM
...until I found out all that V8 torque would shred the transmission in my poor POS Yugo, so I sold that motor and got...
Chernobyl
12-15-2003, 07:58 PM
...an RB26DETT, which i put in the back of the Yugo, and made the first ever mid-engined yugoslavian pocket rocket, which when I cruised it around the block, all the ladies said....
omen2853
12-15-2003, 08:20 PM
hot damn!! look at that fly bastard in his sunrise peach hugo he gets all the ladies. they caught my attention so i turned to look and that when i ran over a rhinocerous ho had just finished...
camppain
12-16-2003, 12:00 AM
when i ran over a rhinocerous ho had just finished...
sodomizing the croc hunter, and then suddenly an asian gang driving yugos with leds all over came after me wanting to put a sr20 in it. They didn't realize i pushed the.....
eject button and landed in Saddam's crib smoking...
SimpleS14
12-16-2003, 10:44 AM
....fat blunts and sipping on some gin and juice. All of a sudden...
camppain
12-16-2003, 11:27 AM
All of a sudden Snoop walked in talking in arabic like "assalalizzle mah brizzle and tryed to sell me his girls gone wild dvd to which I said.....
mastaflash05
12-16-2003, 01:35 PM
no thanks i already ordered 2. then i deceded to get out of there and go
brianglawson
12-16-2003, 01:49 PM
and i decided to go buy me a 1989 silvia K's with a ca18det and some longchamp xr-4 wheels on it in twotone green and gray, then i drove to........
BlackS14
12-16-2003, 02:24 PM
..the Bunny Ranch and ordered two of the finest females there. Low and behold when the panties were dropped I was surprised to see.......
brianglawson
12-16-2003, 02:58 PM
the little midget aircleaner getting him a piece.........
No Motiv
12-16-2003, 04:05 PM
...Punani Pie but as I saw this tragedy......
camppain
12-18-2003, 01:34 AM
as I saw this tragedy and finally realized that the midget was nitekids and that he.....
blu808
12-18-2003, 02:09 AM
only drifts well when listening to elton john, i...
Bliss
12-18-2003, 03:21 AM
realized i was gay for trying to race someone who could care less what i was doing. he then called me a ricer, told me i had fucked up offsets on my 18x4.5 konig verdicts so i....
95Blue240sx
12-20-2003, 11:33 AM
took a shit and wiped it under his doorhandles and pissed in his double d! meanwhile at the bat cave...
airsoft
12-20-2003, 12:17 PM
I saw Batman and Robin...
brianglawson
12-20-2003, 01:42 PM
banging each other on nitekids hood.......
airsoft
12-20-2003, 04:29 PM
... then in came Catwoman and Poison Ivy while I was...
camppain
12-20-2003, 04:44 PM
surfing for porn on the net, so they asked me if I would like to.....
omen2853
12-20-2003, 04:46 PM
join them and the ambiugously gay duo for a ride in the penis car. i was like pppffff NO. but ill race down hill to KFC. so we all left the cave. batman and robin were sitting shotgun and ace and gary were in the back...
Jeff240sx
12-21-2003, 12:31 AM
doin' what they always do. So I tossed them out of my car, but then one grabbed the other guy's ass and together they flew alongside my car. They were pretty pissed, so they...
G_Fish240
12-21-2003, 12:44 AM
cried
BadMoJo
12-21-2003, 01:03 AM
And cryin is for pussies so i ran those fairys off the road...
And totaled the front end on my Car, so i decided to slap on a JDM Tyte S15 front end.....
airsoft
12-21-2003, 03:35 AM
...which fell off because...
brianglawson
12-21-2003, 08:09 AM
it was made by importfan.com......
BadMoJo
12-21-2003, 09:08 AM
...then I realized how ghey the s15 front end was, so I put on a zenki front end which made all the ladies...
airsoft
12-21-2003, 11:24 AM
... strip down nakey where they ...
Tuck&Poke
12-21-2003, 04:39 PM
(strip down nakey)
and :bowdown: to me. So i decided to take my fly ride to the races with a jdm model in my passenger seat...but there was no passenger seat so she sat on the nitrous bottles and...
BadMoJo
12-21-2003, 06:29 PM
... saw that they were nitrous bottles and ran off because nitrous is for queers. So I yelled "yo.....
blu808
12-21-2003, 07:18 PM
yo. Shes right i must be gay. so i bought some apc tail lights, pink underglow, and crome 14 " tri spoke wheels, then ...
That's when I realized I spent to much money on cars so I decided to sell it once again to find a house and a wife to...
omen2853
12-21-2003, 09:01 PM
cook, clean and be pregnant. my mom came over and slapped me saying "you stupid bastard women are better than that!!" agreed i told her so i sold her back to the mail order place. with the money i bought a dog named....
airsoft
12-21-2003, 10:16 PM
... pebbles which i later found out ...
BadMoJo
12-22-2003, 12:33 AM
...wasnt really a dog at all, it was a....
mrmephistopheles
12-22-2003, 12:53 AM
..pikachu, whose name, coincidentally, was Pikachu, and whose favorite boardgame is...
Jeff240sx
12-22-2003, 02:15 AM
Originally posted by mrmephistopheles
..pikachu, whose name, coincidentally, was Pikachu, and whose favorite boardgame is...
Certainly not Pikachu. Realizing that I had a Pokemon for a pet, I drown it in the bathtub, and flushed it down the toilet. Feeling good, I decided to...
-Jeff
....make my toilet SR powered and i upgraded the......
airsoft
12-22-2003, 02:59 AM
upgraded the... bathtub with naked girls who did such things as...
camppain
12-22-2003, 04:24 AM
japanese bukakke and other such things. I was so pleased with my current situation that i just had to..........
brianglawson
12-22-2003, 07:05 AM
...go out and sell my house and by me another car, this time a 1972 datsun 510 coupe with an sr20det under the hood...
... And a corpse in the trunk that I found when ...
sykikchimp
12-22-2003, 09:20 AM
..I was looking for change at the drive-thru window at "Booger-fling." It kinda freaked me out, so I...
mrmephistopheles
12-22-2003, 09:27 AM
put the corpse in their 'incoming meat' bin and drove on to In & Out, where I ordered a 4x4. After I scarfed that down, It was time to get to work at the...
... local sex shop. Since I live in this small village, I usually recommend...
Jeff240sx
12-22-2003, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by HaLo
... local sex shop. Since I live in this small village, I usually recommend...
(Halo) recommends anal, cuz it pays better. But that's just him. In a deep sweat, I awoke to realize I didn't have a 510, I didn't go to the In and Out, I didn't work at a sex shop. And best of all, I didn't kill a Pokemon, cuz I didn't have one. So content, I hopped in the shower...
-Jeff
omen2853
12-22-2003, 11:33 AM
farted, and fell cause it was too powerful. must have been all that beer last night that gave me gas and wierd dreams. hungry and dehydrated i....
brianglawson
12-22-2003, 12:18 PM
collapsed to the floor only to awaken in the back of a ambulance like the one in ghostbusters...........
sykikchimp
12-22-2003, 09:03 PM
...and Slimer was my co-pilot..
Andrew Bohan
12-22-2003, 10:11 PM
...and he told me the ambulance had a fully built RB26DETT and full drift suspension and we were going to enter in the next D1...
... Wich had only civics and neons and eclipses running so we won the whole competition in our ambulance with me in the back groaning, then we.....
airsoft
12-23-2003, 01:20 AM
headed to Gandalf the Grey's house and drank some cider with Frodo, Sam, Pippin and Mary when the Nitekids tried to...
BadMoJo
12-23-2003, 01:20 AM
...put a fucking shotgun in his mouth cuz he is a tool...
airsoft
12-23-2003, 01:25 AM
.. but just before they could Egon, Winston, Peter, Ray and Slimer jumped out of the AmbuDrifter and shoved ...
Andrew Bohan
12-23-2003, 01:38 AM
...a broken ebay tie rod end in his face and asked why he didn't buy...
airsoft
12-23-2003, 01:50 AM
.. a russian catalog order wife with features such as..
SilviaNinja240
12-23-2003, 01:55 AM
..hairy arms and missing teeth, however along with this order you'll also get...
brianglawson
12-23-2003, 05:52 AM
a pet chimpanzee with included accesories such as ......
detachable arms and legs and optionnal hair conditionning shampoo for a low cost of ...
airsoft
12-23-2003, 09:57 AM
500,000$ which is not very low so I decided to...
omen2853
12-23-2003, 10:37 AM
look in my wallet. DUH i didnt have 500grand. i only had 5 bucks so i went to McDonalds and ate some chicken nuggets. the cashier was hot and she asked me....
brianglawson
12-23-2003, 10:56 AM
she asked you why you were wearing pink lipstick, hi heels, and a shirt that says i love nitekids......
omen2853
12-23-2003, 11:00 AM
i was trying to hang with these guys PINK GODZIRA. i thought thats what you do...but they kicked me in the nads. and told me to get some wide low offset wheels and come back so i went to hook on the streets and make some quick money and....
airsoft
12-23-2003, 12:23 PM
... found myself in the lap of Santa when he asked ....
brianglawson
12-23-2003, 12:29 PM
when he asked, "Omen2853, why did you walk so funny on the way up here to sit on my lap?" and Omen2853 said.......
240Stilo
12-23-2003, 02:21 PM
...I dunno but I keep waking up in wierd places, usually with used condoms all around. But anyways Santa, I need cashola for my 18x18 +0 wheels. You got any ideas? Then Santa said...
Omen2853 said "Don't you remember last night Santa?", then Santa blushed and...
brianglawson
12-23-2003, 03:09 PM
raped him in the malls bathroom real quick then gave him his 18x18 wheels.....
Andrew Bohan
12-23-2003, 05:01 PM
but the bolt pattern was 6x2.5" and the only tires available were 435/400/18, so...
G_Fish240
12-23-2003, 05:20 PM
he got some enkei mesh...
airsoft
12-23-2003, 08:09 PM
... and i remembered i had no car so i sold the rims and just at that moment Santa and the Nitekids...
omen2853
12-24-2003, 12:08 AM
and his possie of elvessaid.. "we thought you were gay....haha". "nope" i said, "thats why after you roofied up my egg nog and i woke up i armbarred you and triangle chocked these bastard elves" "lets be friends then" they said and we all walked.....
Andrew Bohan
12-24-2003, 12:37 AM
...like we just got sodomized, cuz...
airsoft
12-24-2003, 12:53 AM
...we just got sodomized... and as we were walking i saw my X girlfriend who asked me to ...
IchigoMae
12-24-2003, 01:02 AM
...attend her wedding, When i found out she was marrying my sister I...
Andrew Bohan
12-24-2003, 01:20 AM
...sodomized both of them, then hopped in the AmbuDrifter, hit the switches and rolled through south central where i picked up some fly honeys who...
airsoft
12-24-2003, 01:36 AM
... HOLEY CRAP turned out to be Nitekids... bastards are EVERYWHERE !!!! then I...
Andrew Bohan
12-24-2003, 01:42 AM
...kicked open the passenger door and pulled this sick drift and out went nitekids...
240Driver39
12-24-2003, 01:44 AM
till i drifted right into a curb and fuxored my AmbuDrifter...all the bitches didnt think i was jdm tyte nemore..
Andrew Bohan
12-24-2003, 01:49 AM
...but i found a new ambulance right away, and in a few months, i had AmbuDrifter 2 and it had an S15 front end and carbon fiber...
camppain
12-24-2003, 02:03 AM
carbon fiber hoo hoo's aka taa taa's aka hibbity jibbities aka tig ol bitties. So my sister and her wife, nitekids,santa and the elves all were jealous and planned to..............
.. assassinate everybody that attends my half-brother's wedding in a vain attempt to....
airsoft
12-24-2003, 10:59 AM
...sodomize the guests, who in fact turned out to be...
omen2853
12-24-2003, 11:14 AM
some biker chicks that knew my ex-girlfriend. they didnt like us trying to sodomize them being lesbians and all so they...
airsoft
12-24-2003, 11:20 AM
... started to lick each others nipples which is a their way of saying...
... "we're a bunch of horny lesbians that don't need men". As they said that, I looked towards...
Andrew Bohan
12-24-2003, 12:04 PM
...the future, when i would finally be able to sodomize them...
omen2853
12-24-2003, 12:09 PM
the priest slapped me in my stupor. " i know what youre thinkning about. youre thinking of sodomizing these fine young lesbians". just then the hulkster came out and wanted to fight because i was....
Andrew Bohan
12-24-2003, 12:41 PM
...telling everyone i wanted to sodomize him, which wasn't a good idea because he proceeded to kick my...
brianglawson
12-24-2003, 02:24 PM
proceeded to kick omens nitekids loving a$$ out he door and in front of a honda with a mad jdm tyte snowblade on the front......
ripping my balls out and any hope to sodomize anyone in the near future. I gathered my balls and proceeded to...
Andrew Bohan
12-24-2003, 02:42 PM
...rice out a civic, since that's what men with no balls do...
SimpleS14
12-24-2003, 03:07 PM
..then I gained some common sense and sold the Civic on e-bay for $21,000 to some kid.....
Andrew Bohan
12-24-2003, 04:14 PM
...and it was an '84 civic at that, so that took some balls to do, so that means that i must have had balls all along, then i took the $21,000 and flew to...
brianglawson
12-24-2003, 04:46 PM
a mental hospital because i thought i actually had balls:rofl:
Tuck&Poke
12-24-2003, 05:07 PM
but the mental hospital kicked me out because i kept trying to spank the nurses, so i got out and went over to john's (me) house and...
IchigoMae
12-24-2003, 05:25 PM
brought anal lube, so then we began to....
Andrew Bohan
12-24-2003, 05:40 PM
...sodomize each other...
airsoft
12-24-2003, 08:38 PM
...with our fists, and when we got done...
pinoydrifter
12-24-2003, 08:43 PM
then while walking down the street I got ran over by two :fruit: men in a vw bug, flew 50 feet in the air and landed on my ars and got mouth to mouth with....
airsoft
12-24-2003, 08:46 PM
... the Nitekids who were driving the rig, so i jumped up and after double back flip kicking there heads i felt a strange tingling...
SimpleS14
12-24-2003, 09:00 PM
..in my spine, from the way I walked. Two girls were looking from across the street and yelled...
Tuck&Poke
12-24-2003, 09:24 PM
"hey you faggot, leave nitekids alone hes my little brother" and so the girls ran over to me and started to beat me up, but then i woke up and realilzed that i had never gone over to johns house and sodomized with him, we just played initial d all day. so i took johns car, a 98 silvia w/ a 700hp rb25det...it was damn cool (the dude can build a car and he had three) so i took it to....
Andrew Bohan
12-24-2003, 11:14 PM
...RACE WARS...
and i knocked on johnny tran...
omen2853
12-24-2003, 11:42 PM
and his crappy cousin with the leather pants. i ut on my leathers and got in my b-boy stance when...
WilloW
12-25-2003, 01:11 AM
I don't have any leather pants, but I'm drunk off my ass and I'm going to sleep.
airsoft
12-25-2003, 03:31 AM
...with many men, and more men in my dreams, and when i woke up i felt a wet sensation...
brianglawson
12-25-2003, 06:48 AM
when i realized i just had a wet dream about omen and nitekids......
airsoft
12-25-2003, 10:51 AM
...which made me rethink what i did the night before and i realized there was no santa or nitekids in my room, it was all a dream within a dream... so i laughed and went to the restroom to find out my...
weirdstyles.net
12-25-2003, 01:31 PM
johnson wasnt really a johnson but a....
airsoft
12-25-2003, 07:35 PM
... big big strawberry, which i began to suck on ....
camppain
12-25-2003, 10:50 PM
And then I accidently swallowed the scrawburry aka my johnson.
Just then I woke up wondering what the hell I had been dreaming?! I had went into a deep sleep and dreamt about dreaming about dreaming etc etc.
Turns out I was at home and i had my comp on which was on zilvia.net and then I began to check the site and found a topic on.......
IchigoMae
12-25-2003, 11:12 PM
"Finish this off so it keeps going" so then i wrote "Finish this off so it keeps going"....
airsoft
12-26-2003, 12:53 AM
...so as i kept on checking the new posts i realized... wow how lame these low lifers are especially Airsoft ! so when i turned around he was there trying to sodomize me along with.. no not the nite kids.. but.. the rest of...
Andrew Bohan
12-26-2003, 01:03 AM
...the zilvia members, who decided to respell 'sodomize' as 'saddamize' because it makes more sense, since saddam liked to screw people in the ass, especially people like...
airsoft
12-26-2003, 02:33 AM
... hot iraqi men, with long beards and lots of body odor which were helpless and couldn't protect the saddamization of saddam... that is why ....
Andrew Bohan
12-26-2003, 02:36 AM
...osama put mad cow disease in that cow in washington...
hehe
CNN story on osama and mad cow (http://www.geocities.com/imadriftaholic/madcow.html)
airsoft
12-26-2003, 02:43 AM
... and saddam did this by more saddamizing, damn that guy... so america is going to punish him by...
Andrew Bohan
12-26-2003, 02:50 AM
...making him live in some racist town in the south...
airsoft
12-26-2003, 04:23 AM
... which were taken over by the Taliban, little did we know, and now was indebt to Bin Laden for some Saddamization of his own... in the mean while I was...
... I was saddamizing with friends, I...
omen2853
12-26-2003, 11:40 AM
ran into brianglawson and his buttrocker friends wearing spandex shorts with high top reboks and dancing to darins dance grooves when...
SimpleS14
12-26-2003, 12:51 PM
...I realized this was all a dream....a horrible horrible dream. Lucky I woke up to three fine ladies all over me. One to my left, one to my right and the other laying on my nuts. I smiled very joyfully as we had....
Andrew Bohan
12-26-2003, 12:57 PM
...another dream that i was still me but they were these huge iraqi guys who ran a train on me, saddamizing me over and over again until i told em where the AmbuDrifter was parked, cuz it turned out that all the iraqis ever wanted was to drift, but didn't know how to ask nicely, cuz all saddam ever did was saddamize them...
brianglawson
12-26-2003, 01:39 PM
and after the ambudrifter was taken by the iraqis, we all realized that omen was missing, we looked, and saw omen stuck in the backseat of the ambudrifter having an iraqi ram one of the leftover nuclear packs from the ghostbusters right into his.....
Andrew Bohan
12-26-2003, 02:24 PM
...pocket, cause he's a dirty theif, so then geroge w jumped in front of the ambudrifter to try and stop them, but...
...he got attached to the Intercooler, and then the Ambudrifter....
omen2853
12-26-2003, 09:24 PM
ran over brianglawson who was standing in the street with a "go bush" sign. leti from FNF popped up and told him to leave because hes got tread marks on his face. brianglawson was crying and screaming cause his leg was broken but managed to eek out the phrase "if only i could be like omen. man hes great. " everyone agreed and...
airsoft
12-27-2003, 02:44 AM
... got together to watch LOTR: Fellowship of the Ring, LOTR: The Two Towers, and then goto the theater with the iraqis, santa, elves, saddam, nitekids, batman, robin and the rest of the gang to finally watch the last one LOTR: Return of the King, wow such devotion I have for that movie ... !!!! so i read the books !!! and then ....
Anubis
12-27-2003, 05:11 AM
...the world froze over everyone died and this thread was lost forever, THE END.
Andrew Bohan
12-27-2003, 05:27 AM
but then the people wanted more, so the thread was resurrected, and...
people went on, talking about Saddamazition, omen and nitekids up until...
camppain
12-27-2003, 01:14 PM
up until anus9228 got mad at the fun we were having and spread his asshole open and started walking up to strangers asking them to saddamize him, as we looked on in disgust he eventually started spreading his orafice more and more until.......
Andrew Bohan
12-27-2003, 02:51 PM
...he turned himself inside out, but that's okay because...
camppain
12-27-2003, 04:21 PM
ok because , now all he has to do so he can be soddomized is hug himself and move his arms up and down, so he started his own website about self soddimization and........
omen2853
12-27-2003, 04:40 PM
the joys of doing so. on the site there are listings of lubes and techniques that....
BTW:LOLOL man i was dying those last few threads...:p
Tuck&Poke
12-27-2003, 06:26 PM
increase the pleasure of soddomizing oneself, there was even a section about playing with your prostate gland (which i happened to have read in detail). Then anubis realized the potential to make money off this website, and soon he opened up a.....
airsoft
12-27-2003, 09:55 PM
... a " Saddamize your own HOLE" shop where he charged people 50,000$ to use his one and only oversized maglite to ....
Anubis
12-28-2003, 12:21 AM
...fix engines and do tune - ups....
airsoft
12-28-2003, 12:24 AM
...naked while the owners can watch them turn their cars while saddamizing themselves in the engine bay... hoping to catch a glimpse of...
Andrew Bohan
12-28-2003, 03:18 AM
...the new greddy turbo kit, which will acutally be used for...
airsoft
12-28-2003, 02:18 PM
... blowing air in many assholes to increase...
camppain
12-28-2003, 03:14 PM
to increase flatulance levels to an all time high. Seems that anus9228 secretly found out how to create weapons of mass destruction through gas in humans and began infecting cows with......
SimpleS14
12-28-2003, 04:22 PM
..POLO to further increase the amount of TENDER beef being sold in the states. But to everyone's surprise...
airsoft
12-28-2003, 04:33 PM
... it is not coming from cows its coming from anus9228's butthole, which ....
Anubis
12-28-2003, 07:35 PM
...he pulls out a gun and shoots airsoft in the head with, splattering his brains all over the floor...
airsoft
12-28-2003, 07:47 PM
....but was put back together and all was well...
Flybert
12-29-2003, 03:46 AM
So airsoft went to hawaii on a vacation. He went to the nearest surf shop and bought himself a 6'0 Al Merrick surfboard and
SimpleS14
12-29-2003, 08:51 AM
..a 12 pack of Coronas and some limes. He had a blast drinking down some Corona, talking to the uber hot surfer chicks and getting FUCKED up by the waves. As we leave airsoft behind are story takes place in Miami where....
airsoft
12-29-2003, 10:11 AM
...I continued (not airsoft) on looking for my damn Ambudrifter....
when I decided I was due for yet another upgrade on the Ambudrifter. I took my limitless Platinum Amex and went to buy...
sykikchimp
12-29-2003, 12:24 PM
..a new turbo!! like a T51.. 1000hp baby!.. nothing like gobs of power to..
vodka
12-29-2003, 05:18 PM
Slide into walls and impress the honeys. I did both on that fateful night when.....
camppain
12-29-2003, 06:06 PM
when........I was diagnosed with premature propultuary testicular absorbic acid gland syndrome.
So i'm living my life like a rapper now! just when it couldn't get any worse guess who shows up..........
brianglawson
12-29-2003, 08:29 PM
omen shows up riding in his mad tyte geo metro with EXEL wheels with eminem bent over his lap from the passenger seat giving him......
... tickets to the next Britney Spears show in ....
omen2853
12-29-2003, 10:11 PM
the sunny state of good ol california. at the show britney was like "hey omen nice nads you got there. you shoud tell eminem to get off of em." good deal he said. just then whos crowd surfing? big brianglawson. somebody dropped him on his head and he....
Tuck&Poke
12-30-2003, 12:20 AM
began bleeding profusely, which killed him..... and so the cops came, but omen decided to get the hell out of there, cause he was the one who dropped him, so omen and i (not me) ran to the ambudrifter, in the parking lot, and brittney spears came along cause she had a lot of bud on her and she didnt wanna get searched, so we got to the ambu drifter and...
airsoft
12-30-2003, 02:39 AM
...started the ignition...
and drove all the way down to Mexico to get married with Britney Spears but...
sykikchimp
12-30-2003, 08:25 AM
turns out Britney is a actually a MAN! .. more specifically, Ben Affleck!! so we CUT THAT BIATCH.. and threw him in a ditch in mexico, and left him for dead. Clearly saddened by our failed expedition, we jumped back into the 1000hp Ambudrifter and..
SimpleS14
12-30-2003, 10:53 AM
...drove up to Arizona....
omen2853
12-30-2003, 11:25 AM
and ran across brian earl spilner. he wanted a tuna sandwich but we had only tacos from our trip. we told him to bug off and...
camppain
12-30-2003, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by sykikchimp
turns out Britney is a actually a MAN! .. more specifically, Ben Affleck!! so we CUT THAT BIATCH.. and threw him in a ditch in mexico, and left him for dead. Clearly saddened by our failed expedition, we jumped back into the 1000hp Ambudrifter and..
Is it me or does Ben look like dan majerle from the phoenix suns?
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/basketball/nba/2000/playoffs/news/2000/05/17/knicks_heat_ap/lg_majerle_ap_01.jpg http://celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos52/dinner4five098.jpg
Turn himself inside out so he can practice self saddamization, just then a duck came out and just as it was about to speak..............Bam! Affleck rips its head off and tells us that we're..........
Tuck&Poke
12-31-2003, 12:29 AM
right before the duck got its head ripped off it yelled AFFLACK! (dammit camppain, u should have put that in)
...and tells us that hes going to shove this "ducky wucky's head up our tushies :ghey:" and so we clonked him over the head with...
airsoft
12-31-2003, 04:41 AM
...a big penis, that was from a horse.... then saddamized !!!!!! .... that eventually lead to ...
camppain
12-31-2003, 05:06 AM
that eventually led to.......The paris hilton sex tape.........
Well it seems that before the story unfolded, we greet our heros at.......
brianglawson
12-31-2003, 09:58 AM
Brians funeral where he comes out of his grave, and kicks omens ass and throws whats left of his body in the grave and buries him, with ben affleck....
camppain
12-31-2003, 02:48 PM
Or so we thought it was ben affleck but instead the coroners report shows it was really dan majerle. So off to our stuper secret hideout to triangulate bens position, only to find him hiding out in jlos butt.
We transform the ambudrifter to ambuplane and head off.......
Tuck&Poke
01-01-2004, 11:51 PM
madagascar, and on the way there, they preformed some sick aireal drifts, and when they landed a tribe of...
emission
01-02-2004, 12:55 AM
hairless monkeys, greeted him by tossing shit on sticks at him for flying jet blue.
airsoft
01-02-2004, 01:53 AM
...so i decided to greet them the same way, i shoved the only close thing to a stick i could find... a...
emission
01-02-2004, 09:11 AM
A... prosthetic leg I jacked from one of the co-pilots who oddly resembled (the next member to post).
Tuck&Poke
01-02-2004, 11:21 PM
(that would be me) which meant he was incredibly handsome, he the pilot quicky turned on the prostetic legs alarm, which cause it to wiggle uncontrolably while it was up my but....
vodka
01-03-2004, 10:19 AM
....ter. Yes, for some reason he decided to put his prosthetic leg into my stick of butter. Realizing that this must be a madman, I .....
RBBaby
01-03-2004, 10:24 AM
peed my pants
camppain
01-03-2004, 04:18 PM
Because old sasquatch legend says, "man who pee pants can melt butter"
Suddenly Jlo appears with a nike shoe sticking out that appears to be mr afflecks.
As she starts talking about............
SimpleS14
01-03-2004, 08:12 PM
...how she wants to get witih me. Of course I say "hell yea!". Afterwards she told me I can twurk it anytime that I wanted to. Then all of a sudden.....she had plans to get married, divorce me, and pay me 50 mil as a "thank you" gift for boosting her carreer. I glady took the offer since pussy is pussy....but it goes best with a nice ass :boink: . So now I have 50 mil and I'm all alone....
And I'll go on another of those spending sprees...
Tuck&Poke
01-04-2004, 05:21 PM
and i really need to get the hell out of madagascar, so i go in search of the ambu plane, and then get the hell out of there, but not before trapping a hairless monkey, he will be my pet and his name will be....
camppain
01-06-2004, 12:52 AM
His name will be minime686+1....
So I am back in the states with the ambudrifter a Monkey and 50 mil. So I decided to buy a country on ebay, after purchasing Japan and seizing control of all car companies I decided to......
Andrew Bohan
01-06-2004, 01:18 AM
...produce mass quantities of the classics: S12's, AE86's, S13's, FC's, S14's, FD's, various skylines, and civics. oh wait not civics. well yeah civics cuz not everyone can have cool cars. then out of the ocean came...
Godzilla... HE destroyed everything I owned in Japan... So I guess I was owned...
camppain
01-06-2004, 11:55 AM
Except for the hairless monkey. I retreated back to my liar in japan, where I did experiments on the monkey. I learned new techniques and chemical manipulative genetic structual coding from my sampling of Mr. Affleck's blood.
I createda monster hairless monkey and a mechanized one to go after godzilla who destroyed my country. Also the US gov offered to help fix it. So as the mecha monkey and monster monkey set out to destroy godzilla.............
Andrew Bohan
01-06-2004, 03:17 PM
...the US tried to sue me for blah blah blah illegal war blah blah blah. they think they own me just cause they offered their help. so after godzilla was destroyed, the 2 monkeys went after...
George W. Bush that was having an extended family reunion at Camp David...
camppain
01-12-2004, 01:15 AM
As our recon scouts came back with info that there was nitekids planning on destroying VW dealerships all over the world. Dubya called the U.N. to bring this to their attention and.......
Andrew Bohan
01-12-2004, 01:30 AM
...all he got was busy signal, cus someone at the UN was calling 1-900 numbers and talking to nitekids' mom...
nokeone
01-12-2004, 01:31 AM
they told him his wheel offsets suck...
camppain
01-13-2004, 04:45 AM
so his mom got his zilvia account password and started making useless threads in zilvia.............
Or so we thought! It appears that NK's was his mom and that he was re-enacting Psyhco and...............
Andrew Bohan
01-13-2004, 03:10 PM
...killed nokeone cause he posted late! now they have a new word called NOKEOWNED...
nokeone
01-13-2004, 03:28 PM
because he does nothing but own noobs on a daily basis with post whoring skills, rivaled only by the best...
Andrew Bohan
01-13-2004, 11:29 PM
...panda...
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