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GUNMETALV35
10-20-2011, 01:24 PM
I came across this one randomly but it literally made me laugh.


DRIFT KINGS 240SX S13- $800 (FUJIMI KAIDO)

jdm drift nissan s13 240sx with a big block ka24de-s,this car is has
325,540 miles on the original motor,i need to sell the car asap because my wife anna
is having a sex change and i need to pay for it asap before she takes my tittle away "drift king".
gooods:
-1905 ford model T ka swap
-99 civic si drive shaft
-450sx 4door back seats
-semi truck steering wheel
-ejecto seato..cuzzzz
-built in nintendo 64

-bads
-the vtec rods are knocking and sounds like africa bambata
-car doesnt go past 1k rpms but i hit skidpad like its nothing
-p28 single cam vtec ecu needs to be tuned

other than that i drift pbir without a problem in first gear,im accepting trades
but only if you defeat me in skidpad

call or text for more info
$500 firm






Here's the link: DRIFT KINGS 240SX S13 (http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/2659785132.html)
vas570sx
10-20-2011, 01:30 PM
whats funny is PBIR and Skidpad are local south florida drift tracks. i kinda feel like i know who posted this.

got a pic of the car?
Daniel.
10-20-2011, 01:32 PM
What's worse? Getting trolled, or reposting it to a bunch of people who don't give two shits?
ILoveMyRHS13
10-20-2011, 01:36 PM
That really wasn't that funny.
gunmetalr32
10-20-2011, 01:38 PM
bump because i like your screen name
GUNMETALV35
10-20-2011, 01:43 PM
Well... it made me laugh.

I guess I'm just easily entertained.
dOMEmE
10-20-2011, 01:43 PM
pretty funny...but the skyline one was FUCKING HALARIOUS!!!
omgRWDgoodness!
10-20-2011, 05:04 PM
other than that i drift pbir without a problem in first gear
This reminds me of that fool trying to slide his lame-ass C6 Corvette at the last Midnight Madness :rolleyes:


Corvettes are ghey.
Daniel.
10-20-2011, 05:11 PM
This reminds me of that fool trying to slide his lame-ass C6 Corvette at the last Midnight Madness :rolleyes:


Corvettes are ghey.

:picardfp:

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LimeLite Racing
10-20-2011, 06:42 PM
Kinda funny, but the sunglasses take the cake. Fuck the skyline, fuck this ad, sunglasses take the cake.

Edit: The sunglasses ad takes the cake.
95BoostedS14
10-20-2011, 06:55 PM
I like the built in N-64. Nice touch lol
slydin240sx
10-20-2011, 07:00 PM
-ejecto seato..cuzzzz
omgRWDgoodness!
10-20-2011, 07:44 PM
:picardfp:
"Here's the Corvette build, okayy. We have a, uhh...an engine. *guy in background talking* Uhh, not really sure umm. What's going on here? Uhh...I dunno what it is. Huh? What? What the..? I don't get it. What the hell is going on here?! HUH?! WHAT?!?!"

:facepalm:
FunnyVictor86
10-20-2011, 07:47 PM
I want a refund on the minute of my life that I wasted viewing this thread.
raz0rbladez909
10-21-2011, 07:25 AM
This reminds me of that fool trying to slide his lame-ass C6 Corvette at the last Midnight Madness :rolleyes:

Corvettes are ghey.

I honestly can't concieve how a Corvette could be considered gay compared to a mid 90's sports coupe that was marketed at females in the business world as a sporty way to get around. But then again you are from Florida, so that might be exactly why your logic FAILS

"Here's the Corvette build, okayy. We have a, uhh...an engine. *guy in background talking* Uhh, not really sure umm. What's going on here? Uhh...I dunno what it is. Huh? What? What the..? I don't get it. What the hell is going on here?! HUH?! WHAT?!?!"

:facepalm:

He's a car builder not an entertainer, what'd you expect Tom Cruise? I bet you watch porn for the great acting too right?
vas570sx
10-21-2011, 07:42 AM
This reminds me of that fool trying to slide his lame-ass C6 Corvette at the last Midnight Madness :rolleyes:


Corvettes are ghey.


At least he was out trying, I guess. I was out there driving as well. Had a super fun time.

Yeah, corvettes aren't gay, just not really meant for drifting.

Lukes corvette and this dudes corvette are 2 completely different cars.

Lukes a cool dude. Talked to him on the phone a few times.
vas570sx
10-21-2011, 07:48 AM
But then again you are from Florida, so that might be exactly why your logic FAILS

Way to go! You make fun of this dude for categorizing all corvettes as gay for 1 guys failure at drifting, then proceed to categorize all Floridians as retarded for 1 guys stupid comment.

YOUR logic fails, Sir.. your logic fails.
raz0rbladez909
10-21-2011, 07:57 AM
Way to go! You make fun of this dude for categorizing all corvettes as gay for 1 guys failure at drifting, then proceed to categorize all Floridians as retarded for 1 guys stupid comment.

YOUR logic fails, Sir.. your logic fails.

I never said all people from Florida fail, but there does seem to be a growing trend of stupidity coming out of there. Get butthurt if you want it doesn't matter to me. Oh and there is a multi-quote button for next time you want to reply to two different things at once ;)
vas570sx
10-21-2011, 08:07 AM
I never said all people from Florida fail, but there does seem to be a growing trend of stupidity coming out of there. Get butthurt if you want it doesn't matter to me. Oh and there is a multi-quote button for next time you want to reply to two different things at once ;)

I'm aware of how forums work, but your comment was so ignorant that i felt it needed it's own post.

But then again you are from Florida, so that might be exactly why your logic FAILS

It is blatantly obvious in this^ quote that you are categorizing all Floridians as having failed logic.
raz0rbladez909
10-21-2011, 08:18 AM
Sorry I wasn't so specific as saying MOST of Florida fails lol Does that make you feel better now?
driftsilvias13
10-21-2011, 08:18 AM
Stupidest thread ever. Shit wasnt even funny.
vas570sx
10-21-2011, 08:25 AM
Sorry I wasn't so specific as saying MOST of Florida fails lol Does that make you feel better now?

Keep showing your intelligence. It's really working out in your favor.
raz0rbladez909
10-21-2011, 08:44 AM
Keep showing your intelligence. It's really working out in your favor.
It has nothing to do with intelligence, it was me making a broad generalization about a specific state based on what I've seen around here, primarily meant as a joke however you took it personal and are now butthurt about it. Oh well
vas570sx
10-21-2011, 08:55 AM
http://i1121.photobucket.com/albums/l502/vas1231/firepandaclam2.jpg
http://i1121.photobucket.com/albums/l502/vas1231/AintEvenMad.jpg
raz0rbladez909
10-21-2011, 09:32 AM
lol:hug::barfkiss:
omgRWDgoodness!
10-21-2011, 05:00 PM
Someone else doesn't like what I like, how dare they, I'm going to throw all sorts of hackneyed and irrelevant insults at them for it, yatta yatta :zzz:

Saw Vas drifting too, that's pretty much a given. Never said the guy was lame, but now I'm mad over the fact that he likes what I don't like. Time to go kick puppies and punch shards of glass and stuff.