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gangly
10-17-2011, 07:42 PM
i don't get the hype of these dildo shift knobs, they don't look good (imo) and they surely don't look like they improve functionality.

What do you guys think of them?

StryfeS13
10-17-2011, 07:45 PM
IDK. They're alright.

I'd rather have the stock one.

s13silvia123
10-17-2011, 07:51 PM
this thread is dumb and shouldnt be created

fliprayzin240sx
10-17-2011, 07:51 PM
Nobody cares, some likes slam the living crap out of the shifter from gear to gear, some prefer short shifters to just flick it gear to gear. I'm not a fan of them cuz I've always been the short throw, short shifter kinda guy.

gangly
10-17-2011, 08:05 PM
this thread is dumb and shouldnt be created

If it's dumb then don't comment on it. I want to know what people think of them. I mean since you already took the effort to comment on this thread you could have at least voiced your opinion on these dildo shifters.

Grenade180sx
10-17-2011, 08:18 PM
they look OK but any hard driving and they break EVERYTIME. cool for the hardparker dudes.

shanes14
10-17-2011, 08:26 PM
I hate short shifters, I got a pbm tall shiftknob and love it, personal preference basically.

raz0rbladez909
10-17-2011, 08:31 PM
they look OK but any hard driving and they break EVERYTIME. cool for the hardparker dudes.

This, I've seen many of them break after only a short time of use, plus there is a reason people put short throw shifters on their cars, why would you want to increase the length of time to change gears? Plus they look like they came off an old chandelier:down:
Quick, somebody photoshop this thing pink and light blue with bubbles in it, and don't forget to add hellaflush/illest/stance/weksos
http://www.chandelier-exporter.com/uploads/100608/1_0TZ3320.jpg

RB Me
10-17-2011, 08:49 PM
I dont really like em, you dont like em. Done

EhrikETFG
10-17-2011, 08:59 PM
i hate short shifters. I went so far as too tkae out the short shifter the previous owner had in it, sr trans plate, s12 trans shifter then the pbm knob full extended. It is the jam.

chuki.s13.coupe.
10-17-2011, 09:00 PM
Dildos are for chicks.

Slammed Assassin
10-17-2011, 09:01 PM
This guy loves his!!! :yum:


http://i56.tinypic.com/243rlew.jpg

speedgod^s13
10-17-2011, 09:10 PM
This guy loves his!!! :yum:


http://i56.tinypic.com/243rlew.jpg

God my fucking eyes!!! :duh:

!Zar!
10-17-2011, 09:15 PM
I hate long shift knobs.

zooopreme
10-17-2011, 09:20 PM
Long shift knobs + short throw shifters combo help decrease the time that it takes to get your shifting hand back on the steering wheel for more control of the car.

STL240SXDRIFT
10-17-2011, 09:24 PM
This should end the debate....ewww

http://www.miataturbo.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=22408&dateline=1312528249

dtfdanyo
10-17-2011, 10:09 PM
they sure are comfy though...


to shift with

!Zar!
10-17-2011, 10:59 PM
Long shift knobs + short throw shifters combo help decrease the time that it takes to get your shifting hand back on the steering wheel for more control of the car.

I've never thought that my hand was off the wheel for too long during drifting.

Not to mention short shifters feel horrible (personal opinion).

Drift_86
10-17-2011, 11:03 PM
Idk I don't like big shift knobs it makes the interior look ugly

codyace
10-17-2011, 11:06 PM
Not to mention short shifters feel horrible (personal opinion).

I'm getting close to thinking the same thing....if only I had a decent stocker to throw on to try.

sil80d
10-17-2011, 11:12 PM
I dont have a dildo shift knob... but i do have an extended height, quick responce shifter extension shift knob

!Zar!
10-17-2011, 11:16 PM
I'm getting close to thinking the same thing....if only I had a decent stocker to throw on to try.

Stock shifter with a new shifter bushing or a metal shifter bushing is all one needssssssss.

reallygood101
10-17-2011, 11:18 PM
i had a 6inch one on my s14 and it was very comfortable to shift with just alil bulky, im running the stock and thats about 3inchs and its pretty decent but i would like to upgrade to a more flashy and weighted knob when i get a new steering wheel

Grenade180sx
10-18-2011, 12:33 AM
Oh.. Did I mention short shofters suck too.. Good way to break the trans :)

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NoPistons!
10-18-2011, 01:32 AM
I knew it was only a matter of time before a pic like that surfaced. Dude giving his tranny member head.....

http://i14.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/78/47/e8bd_1.JPG

http://memimage.cardomain.com/ride_images/2/4631/3101/24076550023_large.jpg

Blown glass.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s166/titoquinones1/4qw7rujfv.jpg

matching.



I like a variety of shift knobs. I currently have a stock one. it's ok. Bubble or beer tap is next because i think those are cool. Has nothing to do with performance really. Artsy autoculture type stuff.....

Z32TT-R
10-18-2011, 01:38 AM
This should end the debate....ewww

http://www.miataturbo.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=22408&dateline=1312528249

All they need is a fleshlight over that and its complete.

NoPistons!
10-18-2011, 03:08 AM
Then you can really bang gears!

240 chick
10-18-2011, 03:39 AM
This should end the debate....ewww

http://www.miataturbo.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=22408&dateline=1312528249

Lol silly... I get better shifts with shorter shift knobs.

slydin240sx
10-18-2011, 05:26 AM
Not a fan of the tall bubble knobs. I'm currently using a Greddy counter-weighted knob. I have a 6 inch purple ish bubble knob for sale if anyone is interested? PM ME

wonpoo
10-18-2011, 06:32 AM
if you dont understand the hype then dont ask and dont start a lame thread seriously...

keep upping ur post count by starting useless threads will get you places buddy.

and i dont mean to sound like an asshole...

"no like fad dont pay attention to it and it will fade away"

s13_maJiK
10-18-2011, 07:12 AM
I don't mind them. I have one. It's one of those things where you can't give a shit what people think.

harris180
10-18-2011, 07:52 AM
whoever owned my car before me installed a short shift kit, and i hated it.. it felt sh*tty trying to get it into first, and it just wasnt nice and smooth shifting..

once i installed my dildo knob, all those problems went away..

plus, i always get strange looks from people, then i get to say "all the girls LOVE my knob" - it gets a laugh 1/10 times..

i'll take it.. ;)

anti tyler
10-18-2011, 08:33 AM
i have to give props to the person who found the picture of a dildo. and the dude throating his shift knob. bravo good sir.

s13_maJiK
10-18-2011, 08:46 AM
plus, i always get strange looks from people, then i get to say "all the girls LOVE my knob" - it gets a laugh 1/10 times..

i'll take it.. ;)

haha, I always tell girls "don't get too excited" before they get into my car. haha

h2v7
10-18-2011, 09:42 AM
http://technology.automated.it/wp-content/uploads/HLIC/3cf5c83e52da500a56ab0074e9669a65.jpg

mkezzo16
10-18-2011, 09:49 AM
They are pretty cumfy ..i have a dildo cuz someone hooked me up with one I tried it for a week but jus not a big fan of how it looks so i put my nismo one back in..i will be getting the PBM one though Adjustable..FTW
my boy drilled n put a light in his dildo..looks pretty dope at night (sounded a lil funny)

nujabe
10-18-2011, 11:14 AM
I like the stock shifter .. with the greedy shift nob. Short throw feels to rough ...

BKangS14
10-18-2011, 10:01 PM
I have the B&M short shifter and I have a 6inch acrylic shift knob it makes it feel like a long throw and good for drifting when i need to shift. It was also hard to go into gears sometimes.

Murder Club
10-18-2011, 10:41 PM
Ive always used the dildoknobs for the most part. its just a personal preference based off style not function.
I could give a crap less how it performs as long as I look cool hard parked and in pics.

xh3nry
10-19-2011, 12:37 AM
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u80/HN_/295908_238036676246472_100001204251571_730155_9690 59607_n.jpg

The bubble knob with a b&m short shifter for the s13 has a great feel. Good leverage and shifting comfort. They tend not to heat up on hot days, or freeze up on cold days. Had one for a year before i sold my car. It never broke. I recommend it.

OHHSHH
10-19-2011, 01:01 AM
This guy loves his!!! :yum:


http://i56.tinypic.com/243rlew.jpg

your fucking sick guy could have at least got your girl to do it instead of her taking the pic. yuckerz

OHHSHH
10-19-2011, 01:04 AM
Lol silly... I get better shifts with shorter shift knobs.

so what's next a vagina gloves hahaha

slowvia
10-20-2011, 12:00 AM
I think theyre counterproductive. But whatevs.

speedracer5
10-20-2011, 02:54 AM
omg i came to this thread for a good laugh good work. me personal at first i didnt like them then eh why not i guess it depends on what you rolling in and what style. if ur car has zip ties and sticker bombed hey why not a dildo

raz0rbladez909
10-20-2011, 10:40 AM
if ur car has zip ties and sticker bombed hey why not a dildo
So basically if your car is already gay why not make it gayer? Lol

speedracer5
10-20-2011, 10:56 AM
bwhahahahah sure lol hey girls dig stickers hahhah and think about it u got a set of lime green our hot pink rims to go with it 1+ like for girls once again as well as colorful zipties 2+ and to top it off a dildio shift knob that just calls out wetness. but im sure if u give a girl a ride and go back to ur car the dildo will be missing. bwhahaha

JKL1031
10-20-2011, 10:57 AM
^yes..
I dont see how can you be a dude and drive with an actual dildo on your shifter. your touching a dck thats not yours(althought its not real) everytime u shift. tis very gay.

speedracer5
10-20-2011, 11:35 AM
bwhahahha wait are we talking about the bubble shifter didldo or the actual didldo someone posted in the first page haahahh im just sticking up for my body that has the bubble shifter lol.

handsomecs
10-20-2011, 01:45 PM
question, (noob here) what exactly is the hype with weighted knobs, I've been working with the stock one perfectly fine (just a daily thing, no real racing). what exactly do they do?

illvialuver
10-20-2011, 01:49 PM
I hear they feel better in your butt than in your hand

idrivea240
10-20-2011, 02:03 PM
dildo shift knobs are for hipsters.

raz0rbladez909
10-20-2011, 03:15 PM
dildo shift knobs are for hipsters.

truth.......

s13_maJiK
10-20-2011, 03:27 PM
dildo shift knobs are for hipsters.

I put my PBR up to that :D

CrazyIvan
10-20-2011, 03:35 PM
I actually have a use for mine... I use my center console as a cup holder, and most of the time the cup is way taller than the shifter and is on the way, so a taller shifter fixed my "problem"

driftimage
10-20-2011, 03:55 PM
I own one of those shift knobs. but when i go drifting i trow in the stock one...
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc214/emmanuelevo16/vertex.jpg

Alot of people may not like the style of it, just like when people do sticker overlays of cheeta, leopard, zebra etc...My fiberglass bumper had nasty cracks from the bottom so what i did was i wrapped it with leopard tape. why? you see, I am the type of person that is fed up with all this new bullshit ass music..and rock never gets old. I am into hair metal. Motley Crue, Pantera, Twisted sisters etc...and the whole 80s look in which rockers had leopard skin stiched to their pants and all that..so which is why i like thiis type of trend...I actually have a reson not just cause its "cool"

Pandapants
10-20-2011, 06:49 PM
puts your shifter hand closer to the wheel, like the rally cars. Makes driving more fun!

raz0rbladez909
10-20-2011, 07:08 PM
I own one of those shift knobs. but when i go drifting i trow in the stock one...
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc214/emmanuelevo16/vertex.jpg

Alot of people may not like the style of it, just like when people do sticker overlays of cheeta, leopard, zebra etc...My fiberglass bumper had nasty cracks from the bottom so what i did was i wrapped it with leopard tape. why? you see, I am the type of person that is fed up with all this new bullshit ass music..and rock never gets old. I am into hair metal. Motley Crue, Pantera, Twisted sisters etc...and the whole 80s look in which rockers had leopard skin stiched to their pants and all that..so which is why i like thiis type of trend...I actually have a reson not just cause its "cool"

Sweet autobiography dude, but what does music have to do with making your car look shitty?

wonpoo
10-20-2011, 07:58 PM
^ ZING!
msglength

faze2
10-20-2011, 08:01 PM
I love short shifter I have an indash in my s13 and a dildo shifter would just get in the way

rally_whore
10-20-2011, 08:08 PM
raz0rbladez is my hero!!!!

420sx
10-20-2011, 08:17 PM
wow..... what a gay thread. a pic of a actual dildo knob. then a pic of a DUDE sucking one off too. jesus. this needs more pussy

dtfdanyo
10-21-2011, 09:25 AM
vagina shift knob?

handsomecs
10-21-2011, 09:49 AM
^greatest idea EVER!!

illvialuver
10-21-2011, 09:59 AM
no it is not, because half you idiots cant drive with a regular shift knob, if your not homo and have a vagina for a shift, that will just mean more distractions and shitier driving.

CrossfireJoe
10-21-2011, 11:01 AM
so what's next a vagina gloves hahaha

Wow. That's like the new pet rock.

tricky_ab
10-21-2011, 11:12 AM
I can't believe this thead reached 3 pages?!?...

zaquanh
10-21-2011, 12:15 PM
lol my car is in this thread

speedracer5
10-21-2011, 01:03 PM
lol my car is in this thread

it is is ur face also the one thats sucking the bubble shift knob. bwahahahha :hey:

ABACABB
10-21-2011, 01:20 PM
This thread is in dyer need of some...

http://amor0207.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/shaven-pussy.jpg

driftimage
10-21-2011, 01:25 PM
Sweet autobiography dude, but what does music have to do with making your car look shitty?

Call it whatever you want man. You do what you want and your car and let other do what ever they want...Don't judge any car about how it looks..

raz0rbladez909
10-21-2011, 01:47 PM
Call it whatever you want man. You do what you want and your car and let other do what ever they want...Don't judge any car about how it looks..

LOL :picardfp: I'm not trying to stop you, if you want to drive a steaming pile so be it. Just don't use rock music as an excuse to make your car look like shit, thats some pimp my ride bullshit "Yo, dawg Jimmy here loves techno, so we hooked him up with neon underglow, strobelights for a rear view mirror and a camel back so he can stay hydrated when he's completely obliterated"

bigs
10-21-2011, 02:56 PM
"Dildo" shift knobs are for people who:

A. Have close to no taste at all.
B. Think their flat black S13 with a welded diff is the coolest fucking thing in the world.
C. Are craving attention in all the wrong ways.
D. Think they need to reach the shifter faster so they can get back from the store with that one ingredient their mom forgot to make dinner with.
E. Want to piss people off on purpose.
F. Say it's a joke, but deep down they just want to sit on it when no one is looking.
G. Think it will get them laid, but forget that they're driving a 240.
H. Got it for free, and put it on for the hell of it.
I. Can't afford anything else for their car, so why not an obnoxious shift knob?
J. Apparently wrapped a thorn bush around whatever their previous shift knob was and complained it wasn't "comfy."
K. Are on their way to get a 6 pack of PBR tall boys.

I actually have a use for mine... I use my center console as a cup holder, and most of the time the cup is way taller than the shifter and is on the way, so a taller shifter fixed my "problem"

Most ridiculous justification of a tasteless shift knob yet. We have these things called elbows, they allow us to move our forearms around. Crazy, I know.

raz0rbladez909
10-21-2011, 03:05 PM
Most ridiculous justification of a tasteless shift knob yet. We have these things called elbows, they allow us to move our forearms around. Crazy, I know.

No way man this one takes the cake lol


Alot of people may not like the style of it, just like when people do sticker overlays of cheeta, leopard, zebra etc...My fiberglass bumper had nasty cracks from the bottom so what i did was i wrapped it with leopard tape. why? you see, I am the type of person that is fed up with all this new bullshit ass music..and rock never gets old. I am into hair metal. Motley Crue, Pantera, Twisted sisters etc...and the whole 80s look in which rockers had leopard skin stiched to their pants and all that..so which is why i like thiis type of trend...I actually have a reson not just cause its "cool"

s13_maJiK
10-21-2011, 03:17 PM
I can't believe this thead reached 3 pages?!?...

^Right?
"Dildo" shift knobs are for people who:

A. Have close to no taste at all.
B. Think their flat black S13 with a welded diff is the coolest fucking thing in the world.
C. Are craving attention in all the wrong ways.
D. Think they need to reach the shifter faster so they can get back from the store with that one ingredient their mom forgot to make dinner with.
E. Want to piss people off on purpose.
F. Say it's a joke, but deep down they just want to sit on it when no one is looking.
G. Think it will get them laid, but forget that they're driving a 240.
H. Got it for free, and put it on for the hell of it.
I. Can't afford anything else for their car, so why not an obnoxious shift knob?
J. Apparently wrapped a thorn bush around whatever their previous shift knob was and complained it wasn't "comfy."
K. Are on their way to get a 6 pack of PBR tall boys.



Most ridiculous justification of a tasteless shift knob yet. We have these things called elbows, they allow us to move our forearms around. Crazy, I know.

Seriously though
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q13/Sex-Panther/oj-simpson-u-mad.jpg

.......All this over a shift knob.... SMH

bigs
10-21-2011, 03:29 PM
No way man this one takes the cake lol

Yeah, that one was so far fetched I didn't even want to bother. When he started comparing a "dildo" shift knob to sticker overlays of cheetas, leopards, and zebras I stopped reading.

driftimage, when you cut yourself working on your leopard, do you put cheeta tape on it?

maJiK, I'm just trying to give people with taste a cheap laugh, didn't mean to make you shake your head (I could care less what people do to their cars, it's not mine). All this? I don't know if your shift knob is blocking your view, but I didn't write a novel.

s13_maJiK
10-21-2011, 04:05 PM
but I didn't write a novel.

I wonder what category an very descriptive explanation consisting of almost half the alphabet would fall under?

bigs
10-21-2011, 05:13 PM
I wonder what category an very descriptive explanation consisting of almost half the alphabet would fall under?

Here's a picture to put what you're implying into perspective. Just sayin

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v312/xoxide/joke-1.jpg

And to answer your question, a list.

Back on topic, dildo knobs are rad! :goyou:

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9246/photoxo.jpg

420sx
10-21-2011, 08:43 PM
http://www.x4labs.com/images/accessories/large/accessories/fleshlight-pink-lady.jpg

use this for the knob. idiots...

fatduece
10-21-2011, 09:01 PM
"Yo, dawg Jimmy here loves techno, so we hooked him up with neon underglow, strobelights for a rear view mirror and a camel back so he can stay hydrated when he's completely obliterated" Haha!

"Dildo" shift knobs are for people who:

F. Say it's a joke, but deep down they just want to sit on it when no one is looking.

Lol!


I don't understand why you guys get all upset about this stupid threads. Their good for laughs! You shouldn't just live your life all serious every single day ;]

Z ya
10-21-2011, 09:28 PM
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq3yssANoG1qgnfbro1_400.jpg

speedracer5
10-21-2011, 10:22 PM
ya why u getting all mad or something its like u got something up ur a** i hope its not the shift knob bwhahahah

One_love_silvia
10-22-2011, 12:17 AM
Long shift knobs + short throw shifters combo help decrease the time that it takes to get your shifting hand back on the steering wheel for more control of the car.
this. kinda. idk if u guys havent noticed, but the guys in formula d (that ive seen) use extended shifters. and if not, then atleast regular sized. ive NEVER seen a pro using a short shifter. thats stupid as hell for drifting.
it may take less time to go from gear to gear with a short shifter, but it takes longer to go from steering wheel, to shifter, and back.
I actually have a use for mine... I use my center console as a cup holder, and most of the time the cup is way taller than the shifter and is on the way, so a taller shifter fixed my "problem"
this is an added bonus
I own one of those shift knobs. but when i go drifting i trow in the stock one...
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc214/emmanuelevo16/vertex.jpg

Alot of people may not like the style of it, just like when people do sticker overlays of cheeta, leopard, zebra etc...My fiberglass bumper had nasty cracks from the bottom so what i did was i wrapped it with leopard tape. why? you see, I am the type of person that is fed up with all this new bullshit ass music..and rock never gets old. I am into hair metal. Motley Crue, Pantera, Twisted sisters etc...and the whole 80s look in which rockers had leopard skin stiched to their pants and all that..so which is why i like thiis type of trend...I actually have a reson not just cause its "cool"

you are trying way too hard to be matt powers my friend. dont give people who own bubble shift knobs a bad name.

i personally used to think they were stupid. but i grew to like them somehow. and i used to get compliments ALL THE TIME on my shifter when i was in my old car. people think its cool as fuck. and if they dont think that, they atleast think its funny. ive yet to have one person come up to me in person and tell me its stupid. like i said, id get compliments all the time from random ass strangers i didnt even know.


cliff notes, theyre nice for drifting, they help shifting over a drink in the center console, driftimage is a "tries-to-hard-to-be-matt-powers" wannabe, and people think theyre sick as fuck.

/end discussion.

speedracer5
10-22-2011, 01:17 AM
for all the haterz


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EhrikETFG
10-22-2011, 06:50 AM
i dont think the population of zilvia could actually get any more mad, but then i just read the last page of this thread..

zaquanh
10-26-2011, 09:54 AM
above all this is the gayest shit ever ,

i have mine because its what i used in japan ,

taller over cups thing is true

only other reason is because i want some chick to ride it


reason i love it now is because some chick did ride it , was cool to see tho

pacotaco345
10-26-2011, 11:43 AM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e392/pacotaco345/75314_1626573579445_1089691944_31767979_1106035_n. jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e392/pacotaco345/hatereagle.jpg

Bwayan
10-26-2011, 12:25 PM
LOL These pictures are making me laugh hard in class.

RB Me
10-26-2011, 01:22 PM
above all this is the gayest shit ever ,

i have mine because its what i used in japan ,

taller over cups thing is true

only other reason is because i want some chick to ride it


reason i love it now is because some chick did ride it , was cool to see tho

I dont even want to imagine what that chick looked like.

KOME
10-26-2011, 01:53 PM
This thread is in dyer need of some...

http://amor0207.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/shaven-pussy.jpg

Garfield...

WindyCity
10-26-2011, 02:02 PM
they look OK but any hard driving and they break EVERYTIME. cool for the hardparker dudes.
forrest wang used one in d1usa. falseness.
On Board With Forrest Wang at D1 Grand Prix Anaheim on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/4556771)

s13_maJiK
10-26-2011, 02:29 PM
I dont even want to imagine what that chick looked like.

Her facial expression was probably something like this
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q13/Sex-Panther/o-face-275x300.jpg

BustedS13
10-26-2011, 02:34 PM
i don't get the hype of these dildo shift knobs, they don't look good (imo) and they surely don't look like they improve functionality.

What do you guys think of them?

it's a trend from ten years ago when people who owned 240's all wore JNCO jeans and shit. just ignore it

s13_maJiK
10-26-2011, 02:39 PM
it's a trend from ten years ago when people who owned 240's all wore JNCO jeans and shit. just ignore it

While jamming to ICP bro haha

BustedS13
10-26-2011, 02:46 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Pbrb4.jpg

would have had a dildo knob if he wasn't murdered

s13_maJiK
10-26-2011, 03:07 PM
^hahahaha it was in transit with all the other overnight parts from Japan

revcyanide
10-26-2011, 03:17 PM
personally i miss a lot of shifts with short shifters, I have a dildo shift knob i got for cheap, I think i am gonna change it out with a PBM one though.

I like the longer surer shifts, I miss less shifts while drifting, and i like that.

this is because i suck at driving though so yeah.

Numbers
10-26-2011, 07:20 PM
Shit's mad gay.

revcyanide
10-26-2011, 07:37 PM
oh New Jersey, you are the capital of U.S. intelligence.

speedracer5
10-26-2011, 08:37 PM
Jersey bwhahhah hey GTL where's my gel where's my gel lol i need it for my hair my blow out hair

Howie Felter Snatch
10-27-2011, 03:23 AM
Dildo shift knobs... :facepalm: What ever happened to all the cool, classy and respectable shift knobs like Greddy, Tomei, Nismo, etc?

Look guys, here's the cold hard truth. Unless your woman (GF or Wife) is unscrewing that 'dildo' shift knob from the shifter and masturbating with it in your car OR if she's squatting over the center console and %#$ing the 'dildo' shift knob, then it has no place anywhere in a Nissan. Kapish?

speedracer5
10-27-2011, 07:36 AM
u was post number 100 just wanted to say. and ahhahahahhahaha on ur sig lol ^^^^^^

Numbers
10-27-2011, 02:29 PM
oh New Jersey, you are the capital of U.S. intelligence.

You seem mad bro

zaquanh
10-27-2011, 02:54 PM
on the real its a hell of alot easier to shift in my opinion , ive never broke one , and i dont like short shifters ,

zaquanh
10-27-2011, 02:58 PM
its alot smoother i put it in my maxima since im not driving my 240 , shifter is about 12in tall lol its smother to shift imo

BustedS13
10-27-2011, 03:15 PM
it's weird you don't see these in more professional race cars since they make shifting so much easier lololol

nevertheless
10-27-2011, 03:19 PM
I got one from 9k, the tip of it started cracking, and after a week it stripped. So I just put my stock one back on. Ill probably get a PBM one soon.

raz0rbladez909
10-27-2011, 06:06 PM
Dildo shift knobs... :facepalm: What ever happened to all the cool, classy and respectable shift knobs like Greddy, Tomei, Nismo, etc?

Look guys, here's the cold hard truth. Unless your woman (GF or Wife) is unscrewing that 'dildo' shift knob from the shifter and masturbating with it in your car OR if she's squatting over the center console and %#$ing the 'dildo' shift knob, then it has no place anywhere in a Nissan. Kapish?

Lol if someone's wife/girlfriend has to resort to their shift knob, then they obviously aren't doing something right. Either that or they are with some really nasty skank

Howie Felter Snatch
10-27-2011, 07:29 PM
u was post number 100 just wanted to say. and ahhahahahhahaha on ur sig lol ^^^^^^

Wooooooohoooo! Post #100. Oh and by the way SpeedRacer5, you're the man! :kiss: :keke:



:boink:

aKaFlipSide
10-27-2011, 07:40 PM
Dumbest shit ever.

Howie Felter Snatch
10-27-2011, 09:38 PM
Lol if someone's wife/girlfriend has to resort to their shift knob, then they obviously aren't doing something right. Either that or they are with some really nasty skank

LOL.. Sometimes a really nasty skank is the best some Zilvians can do.. :hey:

Especially the ones rolling with these shift knobs :keke:

BustedS13
10-27-2011, 10:06 PM
I got one from 9k, the tip of it started cracking, and after a week it stripped. So I just put my stock one back on. Ill probably get a PBM one soon.
Brool Story Co.

Drift Nation
10-28-2011, 09:35 AM
Long shift knobs + short throw shifters combo help decrease the time that it takes to get your shifting hand back on the steering wheel for more control of the car.

This right here^

My set up: (B&M short throw, JDM Proper+ pink 90mm[I think?], Royal Grip pink on chrome wheel)

http://i633.photobucket.com/albums/uu56/lastnight09/0ca10e5f.jpg

Murder Club
10-29-2011, 04:19 AM
LOL ! Look at all this talk about shifting speed and shit, that's way gayer then dildo shift knobs.

raz0rbladez909
11-03-2011, 07:09 PM
LOL ! Look at all this talk about shifting speed and shit, that's way gayer then dildo shift knobs.

This is just so stupid I had to come quote it, dildo+shift knob=gayest combo ever, it couldn't get any gayer then a man grabbing a penis shaped object everytime he drives his car, it just couldn't. Talking about performance aspects being considered gay? I think that might be the dumbest statement in the thread.

EhrikETFG
11-03-2011, 07:54 PM
s12 shifter plus pbm knob the full way up = me not givin a fuck and being maaaad comfy.

enjoy your short shifter and your nismo buttplug.

Murder Club
11-03-2011, 08:26 PM
This is just so stupid I had to come quote it, dildo+shift knob=gayest combo ever, it couldn't get any gayer then a man grabbing a penis shaped object everytime he drives his car, it just couldn't. Talking about performance aspects being considered gay? I think that might be the dumbest statement in the thread.


Race car shit is so silly. YAWN.... You are driving a nissan, not a zonda or something that matters.
Shift speed.... Get real.
:cj:

gangly
12-14-2011, 10:40 PM
hadn't really checked up on this thread until now. all i can do is laugh my ass off :-)

Brighton
12-14-2011, 11:15 PM
Race car shit is so silly. YAWN.... You are driving a nissan, not a zonda or something that matters.
Shift speed.... Get real.
:cj:

truth..so much hating here. you guys bought a nissan, what do you know about taste anyway? dildo shift knobs are for the looks, just like any aero/negative offset 5 inch lip rims. seriously, the hellaflush guys have more class than you.

the biggest "fags" are the ones who get mad over what other people do with their cars.

Br Dori
12-14-2011, 11:16 PM
I have one and makes drifting more comfortable, plus I like how people always laugh when they first see it. Its a personal preference, just cause I have one doesn't mean I like grabbing dick.

TheRealSy90
12-15-2011, 01:39 AM
Who says Jesse died in the first movie?

I say he comes back with Leti in the next one.

godrifttoday
12-15-2011, 01:48 AM
How about this

zenki14
12-15-2011, 02:43 AM
shifting is like butter with mine i have a 220 mm shift know its fun but yeah theyre prone to break mine has stress cracks near the base

sash_ak21
12-15-2011, 05:26 PM
Ive never been a fan of em, i prefer something more like this..

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7017/6518396393_14dfe65260.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/6518396393/)

brahim213
12-15-2011, 05:52 PM
how about this

thats raw 0__________0

dreamin240sx
12-15-2011, 06:12 PM
I don't see what the big deal is i have one and drift all the time. It's what you like and prefer.

gangly
12-15-2011, 07:18 PM
How about this

i would LOVE something like that!

EsChassisLove
12-15-2011, 07:43 PM
All about the beer taps.

http://i819.photobucket.com/albums/zz114/DrftReadySR/1079079653_5aPs8-XL-1.jpg

http://i819.photobucket.com/albums/zz114/DrftReadySR/dont.jpg