View Full Version : Do you cheat? Watch out...
axiomatik
10-04-2011, 03:06 PM
Cheating men more likely to suffer penile fractures - HealthPop - CBS News (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20115369-10391704.html)
Call it breaking news. A new study suggests that men who have extramarital affairs may be at increased risk for penile fracture.
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WISH ONE
10-04-2011, 03:38 PM
yeah Iheard this on mark and brian lol
ZilviaKid
10-04-2011, 04:47 PM
probably cause there the only ones getting laid lol
w0nderbr3ad
10-04-2011, 05:38 PM
Non-cheating men don't have a reason to have a fractured dong.
sw20>>s14
10-04-2011, 05:52 PM
you're not doing it right
theronin
10-05-2011, 12:50 AM
its because the one you are cheating with wants to prove that she does it better than your girl, so she will do you hard and nasty, however you want it. then, when you go back home to your girl, you feel so guilty that you fuck her harder than your usual "love making" and BOOM you got a broken dick YO!
revat619
10-05-2011, 01:29 AM
^^^ Your logic is flawless.
:rofl:
slydin240sx
10-06-2011, 05:09 PM
its because the one you are cheating with wants to prove that she does it better than your girl, so she will do you hard and nasty, however you want it. then, when you go back home to your girl, you feel so guilty that you fuck her harder than your usual "love making" and BOOM you got a broken dick YO!
lol. that's hilarious!
sw20>>s14
10-06-2011, 05:23 PM
lets coin a new phrased derived from, "drive it like you stole it"
"i plow her like i cheated"
roboticnissan
10-06-2011, 05:34 PM
lets coin a new phrased derived from, "drive it like you stole it"
"i plow her like i cheated"
Yes yesyes yes
Z_Spool
10-06-2011, 10:22 PM
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah...
people still listen to Mark and Brian?
icedsole
10-06-2011, 10:51 PM
could not imagine a broken dick :bite:
jesse_s13
10-06-2011, 10:55 PM
lets coin a new phrased derived from, "drive it like you stole it"
"i plow her like i cheated"
:doh::doh::doh::doh: fuck yes
Jesse Sellers
10-06-2011, 11:36 PM
Non-cheating men don't have a reason to have a fractured dong.
hahah dong.
towlie
10-06-2011, 11:45 PM
Does this affect females to?
This one chick I was dating I had a suspiscion she was cheating...
Turned out she was ENGAGED and I was the one she was cheating with. Boy, did I feel like a jackass
Bet that bitch suffers from chronic torn vagina syndrome
Matej
10-07-2011, 03:42 AM
could not imagine a broken dick :bite:
So much angle.
EsChassisLove
10-07-2011, 05:26 AM
I can piss around a corner!!!!!
PRADOgy
10-09-2011, 12:24 PM
Bullshit, I got a 6 pack around my dong from all the bangin. There will be no broken dick here ;)
tricky_ab
10-09-2011, 03:16 PM
could not imagine a broken dick :bite:
So much angle.
Ugh, thinking about this?!?! I cringed...:-/
udon!
10-09-2011, 04:00 PM
My dick is too hard to break so I don't have to worry
One_love_silvia
10-09-2011, 05:22 PM
So much angle.
I can piss around a corner!!!!!
like this?
http://www.geekologie.com/2007/12/21/corner-gun.jpg
nickbrown
10-10-2011, 02:05 AM
hahahahahaha
95BoostedS14
10-14-2011, 07:00 AM
My dick is too hard to break so I don't have to worry
This guy lmao....I second that
Josho
10-14-2011, 07:18 AM
This guy lmao....I second that
You know how hard his dick is?? :ugh:
Lol
95BoostedS14
10-14-2011, 07:45 AM
You know how hard his dick is?? :ugh:
Lol
Lmao no, I mean my dick is too hard to break too.
WanganRunner
10-14-2011, 07:56 AM
I'm not familiar with what a "penile fracture" is and I don't fucking want to be.
Josho
10-14-2011, 09:16 AM
Lmao no, I mean my dick is too hard to break too.
Hahaha! Just making sure man.
conrad_s13.5
10-14-2011, 09:25 AM
i dnt even....
koukimuncher
10-14-2011, 09:30 AM
eyes around the corner LOL
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