View Full Version : Weirdest/Funniest/Most Random offers for your items!!
CalPolyKing
09-28-2011, 05:34 PM
Being active in the For Sale Section on Zilvia, I must say I've had some weird and funny offers for the stuff I've sold in the past.
Post some of the WEIRD/FUNNY/RANDOM offers for present or past items being sold.
FOR EXAMPLE:
Last year I was selling a t28 turbo. Some guy text me with an offer, and I quote, "ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES AND PARAPHERNALIA, $50, and some racing fuel".
Not the most random, but sure was funny and weird. Didn't take offer, but definitely was a good try!
Neon_rain519
09-28-2011, 09:07 PM
A Shih tzu dog for my wheels.
ravinaziankid
09-28-2011, 09:17 PM
Depending on the wheels that's a good price, I think those dogs go for around 600 dollars..haha.
Pactin
09-28-2011, 09:41 PM
Cash + lapdance for my iphone
Ramonesfreak2010
09-28-2011, 09:45 PM
SHIT! I hope the lap dance was from a girl. Did you accept?
Pactin
09-28-2011, 11:26 PM
SHIT! I hope the lap dance was from a girl. Did you accept?
I had to decline because it was a good friend's sister. I did get to grab the cash out of her boobs though.
driftsilvias13
09-29-2011, 10:42 AM
hoe fasho!!!
Daniel.
09-29-2011, 10:56 AM
Depending on the wheels that's a good price, I think those dogs go for around 600 dollars..haha.
I got my top tier Shih-Tzu Show Dog for $1600.
Flicktitty
09-29-2011, 11:25 AM
This is kind of a random/weird moment.
On supraforums, someone offered there bolt on, cammed, and e85 04 Evo 8. straight trade for my s13 2jz coupe even though i didnt have it for sale.....
thought that was odd.
Breitling
09-29-2011, 11:37 AM
I have traded shitty cars for tens of cases of beer in college.
axiomatik
09-29-2011, 12:16 PM
Depending on the wheels that's a good price, I think those dogs go for around 600 dollars..haha.
and that's used!
pacotaco345
09-29-2011, 12:31 PM
I got my top tier Shih-Tzu Show Dog for $1600.
I got my Shih-Tzu for free...
EDIT he came with the name Tonto
Daniel.
09-29-2011, 12:40 PM
I got my Shih-Tzu for free...
EDIT he came with the name Tonto
That's really useful information as it pertains to the topic of this thread. :ugh:
angeldunk707
09-29-2011, 08:57 PM
it wasnt an offer to me but my best friend got offered a military issued .50 Barrett Sniper Rifle (YES THE COD GUN) for his E30. the owner sent pictures/specs/and even some targets he shot.
RB180sxChris
09-29-2011, 09:01 PM
I had to decline because it was a good friend's sister. I did get to grab the cash out of her boobs though.
LMAO niceeee hahahahahaha
jesse_s13
09-29-2011, 09:27 PM
I have traded shitty cars for tens of cases of beer in college.
Liver failure or it didnt happen :hide::hide::eek2::eek2::sadwavey::sadwavey::sadwa vey::wiggle::bow::hyper:
DS562
09-29-2011, 11:37 PM
it wasnt an offer to me but my best friend got offered a military issued .50 Barrett Sniper Rifle (YES THE COD GUN) for his E30. the owner sent pictures/specs/and even some targets he shot.
lol would've been an "use out of state" only gun. go to nevada and blow up some cacti.
codyace
09-30-2011, 12:05 AM
I have traded shitty cars for tens of cases of beer in college.
I've traded car parts for Russian River, is that close?
DS562
09-30-2011, 12:23 AM
yes. i guess beer is more valuable than currency in college.
on topic: back on PBNation, a kid from tennessee offered me a longbow and 15 custom arrows for my assassin intimidator.
bluuuurr
09-30-2011, 01:19 PM
it wasnt an offer to me but my best friend got offered a military issued .50 Barrett Sniper Rifle (YES THE COD GUN) for his E30. the owner sent pictures/specs/and even some targets he shot.
He must have meant Military Spec and not military issued.. those weapons would never leave the armory unless for training or something..
ChadMcGarity
09-30-2011, 01:37 PM
A Human Skull... This is no fucking joke lol. I have the email and will share.
Ramonesfreak2010
09-30-2011, 07:54 PM
I had to decline because it was a good friend's sister. I did get to grab the cash out of her boobs though.
I hope u used your teeth. :keke:
Tantwoforty
10-02-2011, 05:40 AM
i traded a shitty 96 eclipse with no engine for a 06 ego paintball gun. at the time the gun was worth like $700
lol tard
funny thing was, i traded a gaming computer i built for the car.
lol
IDK if this counts, i wasnt selling thats for sure. One guy offered to pay me $400 to sleep with me twice a week, $200 cash each time. I was kind of disgusted since he was a good 20 years older and someone i considered a friend. FAIL.
speedgod^s13
10-02-2011, 10:25 PM
IDK if this counts, i wasnt selling thats for sure. One guy offered to pay me $400 to sleep with me twice a week, $200 cash each time. I was kind of disgusted since he was a good 20 years older and someone i considered a friend. FAIL.
How old were you, when this offer was made? I can then determine, a fitting response.
How old were you, when this offer was made? I can then determine, a fitting response.
This happened last summer, so 19.
DriftN00b
10-03-2011, 03:57 AM
how much would we have to offer for you NOT to be disgusted?
Hmm... Theres got to be something wrong if you have to pay for sex in the first place. Not dating you, just in general.
gearhead55
10-03-2011, 01:23 PM
A Human Skull... This is no fucking joke lol. I have the email and will share.
Post the email! i wouldn't mind having a human skull. My dad has one in his office (he is an orthopedic surgeon).
speedgod^s13
10-03-2011, 02:55 PM
This happened last summer, so 19.
Damn, that means he was like 40??!! Ackward.....
Damn, that means he was like 40??!! Ackward.....
Haha yeah, made it even worse that he was my dads friend, smh.
Daniel.
10-03-2011, 03:26 PM
This sounds like it's straight from a porno.
Does your dad's friend look like this?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/spidermansro/creepy-filipino-guy_o_GIFSoupcom.gif
Lol! Picture a 40 year old pot head and you'll be pretty close.
dOMEmE
10-03-2011, 04:08 PM
He must have meant Military Spec and not military issued.. those weapons would never leave the armory unless for training or something..
my brother has one from the USMC....dont know how he got it but he did hehe... serial and stamped.. just saying, nothing is safe
Daniel.
10-03-2011, 04:14 PM
my brother has one from the USMC....dont know how he got it but he did hehe... serial and stamped.. just saying, nothing is safe
Sounds like he's breaking the law, and you're bragging about it?
Unless this is somehow sanctioned, which I doubt.
DS562
10-03-2011, 04:17 PM
unless he lives in Utah or anywhere besides NY and CA
ThatGuy
10-03-2011, 04:22 PM
It is not State Law that is the issue.
It is the misappropriation of government funds and possible theft from the United States Military. Neither of which results in a polite slap on the wrist.
For your own safety, I suggest specifying that it was purchased from a Surplus Dealer, as some firearms are indeed available that still bear the US stamping from being built for the Military.
revcyanide
10-03-2011, 04:24 PM
It is not State Law that is the issue.
It is the misappropriation of government funds and possible theft from the United States Military. Neither of which results in a polite slap on the wrist.
For your own safety, I suggest specifying that it was purchased from a Surplus Dealer, as some firearms are indeed available that still bear the US stamping from being built for the Military.
this.
not something i would be going around bragging about.
DS562
10-03-2011, 04:35 PM
good point.
dOMEmE
10-03-2011, 05:03 PM
never said he stole it....just said he has one...how i dont know, not bragging either, just saying that nothing is "untouchable" like according to you guys....
Daniel.
10-03-2011, 05:12 PM
never said he stole it....just said he has one...how i dont know, not bragging either, just saying that nothing is "untouchable" like according to you guys....
I'm not saying he stole anything either. I'm saying that his possession of it, is most likely in violation of some law, or military policy.
*shrug*
revcyanide
10-03-2011, 05:14 PM
just saying that nothing is "untouchable" like according to you guys....
that implies something less than honorable.
I got offered 'chalk board' fenders for a set of 180sx OEM wheels. Retarded offer lol he said "you can write on em and erase just like a chalk board" ...he was serious too
dOMEmE
10-03-2011, 05:18 PM
LOL you guys are a trip...i love how you guys know eeeeeeverything!!!! wow! shit! hahaha so your telling me that no one in the world can have a 50 caliber sniper rifle???? ..... well if you can post up a link or some sort of proof to why being in possesion one of those rifles is against the law ill call that cops on him myself....hahahaha you guys are some haters fo real.
dOMEmE
10-03-2011, 05:20 PM
that implies something less than honorable.
that doesnt imply shit......it literally means what i wrote...nothing is untouchable!...simple....never said he stole it, i said HE HAS ONE...simple...
anyways, stop going off topic with this dumb shit...continue with the original thread.
silviaguy240
10-03-2011, 05:26 PM
LOL you guys are a trip...i love how you guys know eeeeeeverything!!!! wow! shit! hahaha so your telling me that no one in the world can have a 50 caliber sniper rifle???? ..... well if you can post up a link or some sort of proof to why being in possesion one of those rifles is against the law ill call that cops on him myself....hahahaha you guys are some haters fo real.
.50 cals arent illegal to own, hell Cabelas sells them. MILITARY ISSUE weapons are property of the US government and are not to be had outside of the MILITARY. You say he has a military issue .50 cal that is what is illegal.
ThatGuy
10-03-2011, 05:30 PM
I didn't say it was illegal. I stated why it could be illegal. I also stated why it could be perfectly legal, and simply suggested you mention that fact to avoid further headache about the matter.
dOMEmE
10-03-2011, 05:35 PM
.50 cals arent illegal to own, hell Cabelas sells them. MILITARY ISSUE weapons are property of the US government and are not to be had outside of the MILITARY. You say he has a military issue .50 cal that is what is illegal.
thought military guns were available to buy at surplus stores?...anyway he has one, he was in the military and has a gun permit so who knows how he has it..its loud as shit and scary looking.
Grocery Cart
10-03-2011, 09:51 PM
This thread is going a little off topic..
swiftdrift
10-04-2011, 06:26 PM
Very off topic. I once got offered a German Shepherd puppy for some Bolt-on spacers... I'd take it if I didn't already have a dog.
midnightouge
10-04-2011, 06:52 PM
well if you can post up a link or some sort of proof to why being in possesion one of those rifles is against the law ill call that cops on him myself.
I see that you're in California, so read the law.
12275 thru 12290 Assault Weapons - Dangerous Weapons Control Laws - Bureau of Firearms - California Dept. of Justice - Office of the Attorney General (http://ag.ca.gov/firearms/dwcl/12275.php)
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