NatAsRex7
09-15-2011, 11:31 PM
saw this up on craigslist lmao. quoted from the cl ad
brand new authentic burberry eye glass frames (http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/clo/2495130251.html)
hello ,
i bought these frames while i was living in orange county at lenscrafters a few months ago thinking ide get sooo much ass with these mother fuckers on. chicks would come at me left and right begging me to slay them right then and there. asking me to wear their thighs as ear muffs. the price was a little hefty at $230 after taxes, but i figured, hey, its a small price to pay for massive amounts of unprotected sex with chicks that have incredibly low self esteem and even lower standards. after i bought these bad ass sons o' bitches, i decided ide roam the local shopping center and troll for some mall ass, to see what kinda chicks backs ide be breaking after i got my lenses put in these fuckers. turns out there only asian women live in orange county. which was fine with me, ill ruin a little asian chick. i will put a dent in that shit. hell i even told my self ide even try that helicopter move that i saw that japanese guy pull. dont act like you dont know what im talking about. upon further investigation, i discovered that asian women only date other asian guys or black doods. sadly i was disappointed at this, seeing as i was neither asian or black. i dont even have a huge dong like a black dood so telling them my d piece was like a baseball bat was outta the picture. dont get me wrong i dont have no baby dick, my shit just normal size. and since apparently asian women like only tiny dicks or huge alabama black snakes, i decided my efforts in buying these baller burberry eye glass frames was all in vain, even though they are sick as aids, for there was no market for my normal size man hammer in orange county. so away the frames went in a box, never used.
well now i want some goddamn cool wheels for my car thats rad as shit. so buy these fucking things.
im asking 150 obo for these bad boys. remember if youre asian or black, or have a extra tiny dick or big horse wang, these will get you more ass then a toilet seat, more poon then a tampon, more head then a helmet.
at least i think they will.
if you want better pictures drop me an email.
http://images.craigslist.org/3ne3k13o45T15W05U2b7eaadc88f06d4019db.jpg
brand new authentic burberry eye glass frames (http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/clo/2495130251.html)
hello ,
i bought these frames while i was living in orange county at lenscrafters a few months ago thinking ide get sooo much ass with these mother fuckers on. chicks would come at me left and right begging me to slay them right then and there. asking me to wear their thighs as ear muffs. the price was a little hefty at $230 after taxes, but i figured, hey, its a small price to pay for massive amounts of unprotected sex with chicks that have incredibly low self esteem and even lower standards. after i bought these bad ass sons o' bitches, i decided ide roam the local shopping center and troll for some mall ass, to see what kinda chicks backs ide be breaking after i got my lenses put in these fuckers. turns out there only asian women live in orange county. which was fine with me, ill ruin a little asian chick. i will put a dent in that shit. hell i even told my self ide even try that helicopter move that i saw that japanese guy pull. dont act like you dont know what im talking about. upon further investigation, i discovered that asian women only date other asian guys or black doods. sadly i was disappointed at this, seeing as i was neither asian or black. i dont even have a huge dong like a black dood so telling them my d piece was like a baseball bat was outta the picture. dont get me wrong i dont have no baby dick, my shit just normal size. and since apparently asian women like only tiny dicks or huge alabama black snakes, i decided my efforts in buying these baller burberry eye glass frames was all in vain, even though they are sick as aids, for there was no market for my normal size man hammer in orange county. so away the frames went in a box, never used.
well now i want some goddamn cool wheels for my car thats rad as shit. so buy these fucking things.
im asking 150 obo for these bad boys. remember if youre asian or black, or have a extra tiny dick or big horse wang, these will get you more ass then a toilet seat, more poon then a tampon, more head then a helmet.
at least i think they will.
if you want better pictures drop me an email.
http://images.craigslist.org/3ne3k13o45T15W05U2b7eaadc88f06d4019db.jpg