dave2u
01-29-2002, 12:55 PM
now irena you know i think the world of you so dont take this wrong. Or any other females. I found this and its just a joke...funny though <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>
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ladeez ladeez calm down this is just a joke. no need to freak!!! just chill out and
laugh cos its quite humorous...
Subject:SOftware Problem im having some trouble
Can anyone help with this software problem?
Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2
which I'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are
apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution
was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse,
Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications,
such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1. Successive versions of
Girlfriend have proved no better.
A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 had many bugs and left a
virusin my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only
to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused
severe damage to all my hardware.
Sensing a way out, I upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover that this
product has to be upgraded to Wife 1.0. I did this largely because,
whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled
with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000.
However, I discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and cost to run.
For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's
memory and could not be deleted, they then re-surfaced months later.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail porn filter,
and
can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip. These latter
products have no help files and require you to try and guess the problem
yourself.
Additional costly problems are that the Wife 1.0 bundle, that came with
the original system, needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser Pro
for new attachments and Hairstyle Express needs to be reinstalled every
other week. It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to
try, stating that they are an illegal operation.
When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Nova programme it often crashes or
runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called
Mother-in-Law,which can't be turned off.
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ladeez ladeez calm down this is just a joke. no need to freak!!! just chill out and
laugh cos its quite humorous...
Subject:SOftware Problem im having some trouble
Can anyone help with this software problem?
Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2
which I'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are
apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution
was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse,
Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications,
such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1. Successive versions of
Girlfriend have proved no better.
A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 had many bugs and left a
virusin my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only
to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused
severe damage to all my hardware.
Sensing a way out, I upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover that this
product has to be upgraded to Wife 1.0. I did this largely because,
whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled
with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000.
However, I discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and cost to run.
For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's
memory and could not be deleted, they then re-surfaced months later.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail porn filter,
and
can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip. These latter
products have no help files and require you to try and guess the problem
yourself.
Additional costly problems are that the Wife 1.0 bundle, that came with
the original system, needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser Pro
for new attachments and Hairstyle Express needs to be reinstalled every
other week. It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to
try, stating that they are an illegal operation.
When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Nova programme it often crashes or
runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called
Mother-in-Law,which can't be turned off.