Aww man... I have Spiders in my house :(

[mooboy]

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I have a small spider problem. What should I do? :sadwavey:

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[KiLLeR2001]

I'd be more concerned with your bug problem. Because apparently if there is that many spiders living there, you got bugs to feed them.

[4DOOR_LIFE]

wow, how can you guys even sleep at night?!?! yikes, those things look huge.

need an exterminator quick style. or find a new place and set that house on fire

[joshchewuhh]

Fuckkkkkkk thhaaatttt!

[dsastr_clan]

holy sheeeeeet!!! i would die of a heart attack if i go into your house, call an exterminator

[mad-ass]

find the biggest shop vac you can find.

go to down on them.

make sure to open up the lid on the shopvac and put a clear plastic wrap over the shopvac so they don't escape.

watch them kill each other.

[Pactin]

"Why does he have a skull on his back?" Anybody else think Legend of Zelda after that comment?

[Memberofthe600hpkaclub]

All those big ones are female golden silk spiders...kinda weird to see them so close because they are usually very territorial with each other....the males are tiny....and pretty much harmless to us but pack quite a punch if they bite you...here a idea for another video...blow on on of em and watch what it does lol

[sil80owner]

You should try killing them instead of filming them and letting them reproduce... Either that or move out change your identity and call yourself Pablo

[Nidd]

hair spray and a lighter. just make sure you have something to to put any fires out handy. :P
jk. call an exterminator asap.

[NismoDriverS13]

holy baby jesus!!! that is f*cking gnarly! have fun trying to kill them all, they probably already laid eggs and sh*t!

[mooboy]

A little backstory:

My roommate (who owns the house) works at a medical facility that experiments with spiders. These spiders make some of the nicest webs so he wants to let them loose around the house to take pictures.

They require feeding (small crickets) so I don't know if they would really spread that much. Safe to say that when the eggs hatch its time to go.

They are all female btw.

[demonspeed]

fuck.that.shit. zippo+hairspray=success! or if you dont want a fiery mess, upside down can of fompressed air might do the trick lol

[TheWolf]

Just banana spiders.. I've never had one inside but they grow like monkeys down here in florida. I've had one leg to leg 4-5" in diameter before.. Their webs are strong as shit and sticky. Don't think that they'll be content with some piss ass corner web, they've had webs down here 10' long. Usually like running from the house to a car or something. non poisonous I think.. at least I've never been bit by one.

[jesse_s13]

Dude get some solvent and blast them with fire!

[theboy]

A little backstory:

My roommate (who owns the house) works at a medical facility that experiments with spiders. These spiders make some of the nicest webs so he wants to let them loose around the house to take pictures.

They require feeding (small crickets) so I don't know if they would really spread that much. Safe to say that when the eggs hatch its time to go.

They are all female btw.


Ya, thats when you find a new roommate because the one you have now has major issues and will probably be killing you in your sleep soon. Or he fondles you while breathing heavily after hes drugged you.

side note, kill the sob's before your evicted for infestation. Taking pictures arent worth losing your house over. Im sure there are abandoned houses somewhere near you that you can take pictures of your pretty spiders in.

[exitspeed]

Just a lot of fire.

[vas570sx]

if no one else has said it yet, get a cat.. maybe 2

you will never see a bug in the house again.

[blueshark123]

Your roomate is fucking weird bro and you to if you stay and let this happen and theres a lot of pussies scared of some bugs here lol... grow a pair

[DoobieS13]

A little backstory:

My roommate (who owns the house) works at a medical facility that experiments with spiders.

ummmm....

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get out while you can!..and fuck walking around at night. walk into one of those webs. :rl::rl::rl::rl:

[ChiSleepyEyes]

even tho i used to own a tarantula, that many spiders free roaming around my house would scare the shit out of me

[superbike81]

Your spiders have a house problem.

[driftsilvias13]

ZELDA or what?!
http://www.zeldadungeon.net/Zelda06/Enemies/Skulltula.jpg

[aziankingz]

A little backstory:

My roommate (who owns the house) works at a medical facility that experiments with spiders. These spiders make some of the nicest webs so he wants to let them loose around the house to take pictures.

They require feeding (small crickets) so I don't know if they would really spread that much. Safe to say that when the eggs hatch its time to go.

They are all female btw.

Sounds like a good storyline of a movie.. but your roommate has issues..

It is time for your ass to either live there for free or just move somewhere else - just make sure you don't bring a few extra 8 legged roommates with you..

[HIGHFIVEBETA]

I have plenty in my house. Kill them every time I see one.

[LimeLite Racing]

Yeah that's fucking disgusting.

[1on1]

He should dress himself up as a male spider and show these female spiders his dong.

[LimeLite Racing]

Hahahahah yes! /\

Sidenote: I have a sudden urge to play Zelda now.

[!Zar!]

Oh wow, shockdrifting blast from the past.

As for those spiders in that house.

FUCK THAT

[mooboy]

Your roomate is fucking weird bro and you to if you stay and let this happen and theres a lot of pussies scared of some bugs here lol... grow a pair

Its been a few days. So far so good. :wan:

[HyperTek]

let me guess, your roommate doesnt have a girlfriend. lmao

Even if i worked somewhere, I wouldnt take work home with me, they don't pay enough even if he made 100k still not worth it imo.

[BustedS13]

if no one else has said it yet, get a cat.. maybe 2

you will never see a bug in the house again.

definitely this, it's all my cat is good for.

get some borax powder and put it along baseboards, under/behind furniture, in crevices, etc etc. my back yard is a humid jungle all summer, loaded with bugs, but i rarely see any inside.

[ZenkiMR_S]

Have you been playing this shit?!?!?!?!?
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[1on1]

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[HIGHFIVEBETA]

If you happen to be soldering wires while your working on your bucket make sure you use the soldering tip to kill one. Quick, easy, and quiet death.. The only drawback is you'll get a whif of burnt spider lol

[josephin510]

That spider nest has an idiot infestation.

[Chrischeezer]

saw this on the animal planet show , infestation...
family moves in.. noticed there were few spiders every day in the same spots.. would kill 20-30 a day, turns out under the house was the largest spider nest ever. the nest couldn't be removed or destroyed, the houses foundation would have to be rebuilt.

the spiders killed someone.. or someones dog.

GET THE FUCK out of there.. those things are crawling all over you at night!

[articdragon192]

Those are some awesome looking spiders.

[az_240]

Why are there so many of them in the house and how did they get so big!? Was the house vacant for a month?

Kill those fuckers 1 at a time until they are gone.

[driftsilvias13]

Notice all the "hoola hoops" hanging? Obviously the roommate wants them to make webs inside of them but they dont only stay within the hoops.

[delado]

Haha these guys are native to Florida and they grow big. They seem quite chill and harmless. Just don't fuck with them and you're good. I have about 17 of them in my front yard. The females are always isolated and for some reason the males are always close to each other. They're actually a great looking spider.

[4DOOR_LIFE]

This is gonna be you if you don't GTFO of there! !

PkSZivKpqzk ahahaha watch the whole thing.

[slowvia]

FUCK.
THAT.
SHIT.

I mean, Im not necessarily scared of spiders, but I just might shit a brick if I saw one of those in my house! I have 2 cats, and I bet even they would just be like, "fuck this, Im outta here!"

[Future240]

"Why does he have a skull on his back?" Anybody else think Legend of Zelda after that comment?

First thought that popped up.

Well either move out or deal with spiders crawling on your sack. Seems like a pretty easy choice IMO.

http://www.rent.com/:snoop:

[BURSTspeed]

thats crazy as hell, on sight i would have packed up and moved elsewhere lol, the weird thing is i had a dream last night about an infestation of spiders in my kitchen and i had to kill them all.

[DeathMetal]

Weren't these the things that made webs for Genghis Kans army? Their webs are stronger than kevlar or something?

Duh...build armor.

[DeathMetal]

This is actually what I have in my house all the time and yes, I've seen and killed them with the babies.

Female Wolf Spider With Babies On Her Back - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axDpsLPhYSg)

[sil80owner]

Wtf!!!!^^^^

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i lol'd :ddog:

[mooboy]

This is actually what I have in my house all the time and yes, I've seen and killed them with the babies.

Female Wolf Spider With Babies On Her Back - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axDpsLPhYSg)

Holy shit. My place doesn't seem too bad all of a sudden...

[DeathMetal]

Yeah and on top of it, Wolf Spiders run really fast and they can jump far. They're a constant pain in my fucking ass -.-

[willysk8]

I'd be more concerned with your bug problem. Because apparently if there is that many spiders living there, you got bugs to feed them.

What this guy said and also could be the type of environment and land scape you live around that attracts them.
look at the bright side at least you don't have to deal with fly's any more

[XeroX]

^ Dude the thread is only 2 pages long...can you READ?

Roomie works in a place where they do testing on spiders...so basically he BROUGHT them in to make "cool webs"

[Corbic]

Are you serious?!?

Those things eat birds.

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[Corbic]

^ Dude the thread is only 2 pages long...can you READ?

Roomie works in a place where they do testing on spiders...so basically he BROUGHT them in to make "cool webs"

It's called an aquarium.

[EsChassisLove]

A little backstory:

My roommate (who owns the house) works at a medical facility that experiments with spiders. These spiders make some of the nicest webs so he wants to let them loose around the house to take pictures.

They require feeding (small crickets) so I don't know if they would really spread that much. Safe to say that when the eggs hatch its time to go.

They are all female btw.

I've seen that movie. Your family and GF die. But your roomate lives to continue his experiments. Sorry brah.

I would literally shit out two bricks to start smashing with. I grew up in Kansas with black widows, brown recluses and other little shithead poisonous bastards. I'm totally done with spiders unless its big enough to see from 50ft away.

Question: DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN?



It's called an aquarium.

First thing i thought lol. 100 gallon terrarium.

[WanganRunner]

I accidentally stumbled into a bazillion of these while I was on a beach in the Seychelles. They'd covered an entire line of trees with webs, must have been thousands of them.

They form BIG colonies. I don't think they're dangerous though, but they *are* huge.

[blksylv]

meh its all fun and games till you wake up covered in a web with the spiders throwing a dinner party on you...i say bug bomb the place, then burn it to the ground..let your roomate conduct his experiments at work ..id be searching for a new place honestly before you become an experiment lol

[mooboy]

Spider eating cricket on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/27958660)

A video of one of the beasties feeding.

[iStayBroke]

meh its all fun and games till you wake up covered in a web with the spiders throwing a dinner party on you...i say bug bomb the place, then burn it to the ground..let your roomate conduct his experiments at work ..id be searching for a new place honestly before you become an experiment lol

I have bolded, underlined, and italicized the correct answer.
It's the only logical solution.

[conrad_s13.5]

FUCK this!

[Wongger]

Your roommate has serious issues man.

Get the fuck out of there

[JaredP]

seeing that thing eat that cricket is gnarly. i fed crickets all the time to my bearded dragon and know how big the crickets can get, that spider in comparison...ya fuck that. your telling us you're actually ok with having spider colonies chillin in the house?

like someone else said, 100 gallon terrarium. all else fails burn the place to the ground before you get evicted for infestation

[anton1o]

Move to Australia.

Luckily we dont have people breeding spiders inside of houses!

[silviaguy240]

Hah! Move to Australia to get away from creepy crawlies?

[Smurf_240SX]

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[Future240]

Move to Australia.

Luckily we dont have people breeding spiders inside of houses!

Hah! Move to Australia to get away from creepy crawlies?

Mostly harmless
Redback spider - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redback_spider)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/49/Redback_frontal_view.jpg/250px-Redback_frontal_view.jpg


Deadly as fuck.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_funnel-web_spider
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[mooboy]

seeing that thing eat that cricket is gnarly. i fed crickets all the time to my bearded dragon and know how big the crickets can get, that spider in comparison...ya fuck that. your telling us you're actually ok with having spider colonies chillin in the house?

like someone else said, 100 gallon terrarium. all else fails burn the place to the ground before you get evicted for infestation

Yeah I dunno. They are upstairs. Don't really bother me. Don't get me wrong I wouldn't want one crawling on me. But I can co-exist.

[theronin]

are you fucking serious? your video alone will prob give me nightmares. no way could i stay in that house. i'm assuming none of you have gf's either.... my lady or any other non butch/bulldike would never set foot in that house.

[theronin]

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roflolololol

[LBCtoofortee]

fuck that...

[trinty]

dude for real ,,u guys trying to convert to spider man

[duvalbro]

"Why does he have a skull on his back?" Anybody else think Legend of Zelda after that comment?

yes im not alone!

[EDacIouSX]

Yeah I dunno. They are upstairs. Don't really bother me. Don't get me wrong I wouldn't want one crawling on me. But I can co-exist.

your house is dirty as hell. bet you don't have a gf.... at least, you won't have one after she sees those damn things in your house.