post up your neighbors weird activities LOL

[LOUD240]

lets here some of the weird crap your neighbors do

my neighbor across the street from me took all the steel wheels off of his Tacoma and is furiously scrubbing them front side and back

Also my other neighbor has planted a row of corn in front of his garage, I live in a really nice town home complex


share some of your experiences with the local weirdos that live near ya

[koukisilvia123]

i have a family of mexicans next door that have 8 little kids and they relay race in front of my house, idk if thats weird but i thought it was funny

[Gizmo_S13]

I have white neighbors across the street and there's always drunken fights between the couple it's awesome! One day I was working on my car and all I heard was, "IF YOU EVER HIT ME AGAIN I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!" I started SMH and just laughed hahaha

[zspeedrft]

neighbors next door have a million roosters lol

[ZenkiMR_S]

My neighbor likes to spy on me when I leave so they can steal my parking. What an asshole.

[keistyle]

I'm 40% sure that the people that live next to me shoot porn in their home.

[RBMadess]

My neighbor likes to spy on me when I leave so they can steal my parking. What an asshole.

dude!!! my neighbors do the exact same thing!!!

[surge s14]

My neighbors suck they never cut the grass, trash everywhere worst house on the block

[babyjesus]

i have a female cop with a hot female friend that lives with her as my next door neighbor that throws parties with strippers all the time, not weird but pretty cool lol

[Teddy]

I have neighbors who run a meth lab out of a house you could picture in a 20s horror flick. Like with bats flying out of the 3rd floor window. Shit is creepy as fuck.

[live2c2morrow]

I have Samoan neighbors and they party all the time. Food smells great too! They cook a baby pig on a stick and my sons says "Whats that?" with a sad face. I just say thats what chicken looks like with no feathers. Not sure who the weird one is here. LOL.

[bb4_96]

My neighbor has a 10-15min screaming psychotic episode every time his dogs get loose(about twice a week). Then the people that live next to him call the cops. 2AM response with guns drawn twice a week is fucking epic.

[vas570sx]

my old neighbors were like indian or some junk and they turned their garage into a kitchen and would have epic parties in their front yard.

[future]

My friends neighbors fight all day everyday. The funniest in had to be when they got in a fight and ended up calling the cops....because the girl bought the wrong chips -_____-

[Purestock240]

my one neighbor just bought a brand new f150, yet still drives his old rusty POS early 90s chev, not sure why.

other neighbor is kinda weird. the property has a decent house on it and a small little shed like structure maybe the size of my bedroom
the guy that owns the place rents out the house and lives in the shed.

[frsh4]

I wonder what those neighbors think of you.

My neighbors dad thinks he owns the house across the street that is for sale he even Parks in the driveway. I've seen him clean the welcoming mat and he's always inside during an open house.

[jspeedm]

my neighbor loves puppys. but when they goet too big, she puts them in the backyard and forgets about them. she gets a new puppy and lets the old ones bark all night.

[sr23det]

got a group of 30+ mexicans that live in a single family home and they take all the street parking.

[Vatche]

my neighbors are really bad, they have 2 young girls like 3 and 5 or someshit and they are constantly screaming either at the kids or eachother. the most unworthy parents i have ever seen and we assumed they were meth heads or something. i think we found out from the landlord that they were crack heads or meth heads at one point and they seperated right when we moved into this home. landlord didnt know they got back together though.

but jesus man they are dropping f bombs every 2 seconds for 2 hours every morning and we have kids in our house too, we have to turn the music up loud. and what is REALLY sad is that i havent seen any cops at their door and that means not one of the neighbors has called cops or child protective services while we have lived here. but supposedly they had been called many times by the landlord. we called child protective services twice but i dont know if they ever showed up. it is so depressing. and the kids cuss at each other too. like fuck u bitch thats my toy. WTF!

[LOUD240]

I had a neighbor that was a model of some sort big fake boobs real good looking from the neck down (butterface) during the summer she would sunbath naked on the trampoline in the back yard (their back yard face my side yard) I was sitting at the dinning room table and hear her screaming and waving at me ,there was 2 rattlesnakes under the trampoline , had to run over and rescue her, dam

[zerodameaon]

My next door neighbor bought a full on mechanics set of Snap On tools and didn't know anything about working on cars, I had to show him what the battery was. I guess he thought it made him more of a man idk. He wanted to get rid of them to free up space and i offered him a kinda a lowballer price due to not having much money. He said let me see what i can get for them on craigslist. He gave them to some random guy for free. FML

[desertKAdrifter]

my neighbor is always washing his car when its raining. And since he is a Jehovah witness i like to fu** with them by putting Christmas/easter decorations on their house when they are asleep, :ddog:

[DS562]

my neighbors are some what normal, but a few of my friends have some weirdos nearby.

Dave's neighbor, Patty, has somewhere between 5 and 7 little yappy lap dogs and when ever she comes home she finds what we believe to be shit and piss all over the house and starts SCREAMING "what the fuck?! goddamnit! stupid fuckin dogs use the pee pads!!!" and other incoherent babble. when ever Dave and I are working on his 302, we like to start the count down to the screaming as soon as she pulls up. shits hilarious.

Justin's neighbors to the left just like to blast peruvian flute music at odd hours of the night. and the neighbor to the right is pretty cool, mexican guy who likes to chill in his garage, watches out for trouble makers, plays alot of oldies guitar and drinks a good amount of bud light. he grills alot too and invited me over once, but i have this thing about eating other people's food.

[240sohc]

The people who live across the street bbq with charcoal in their front door entry way, and when it rains, they bbq in the garage. I keep waiting for them to burn their house down. They also go in and out of the front bedroom window which is a few feet away from front door. They do this even when the grill ain't blocking the front door. Strange, weird, retarded???

[chucky norris]

my neighbore's has like 30 dogs in the front yard.....
and most of them are chihuahuas

[justin_240]

my old neighbor used to think everyone at the apt building was braking in to her apt
and rapeing her and also putting killer fleas in her apt.
the first day i moved in she asked me to help her because this was going on that thay where coming through the windows with a ladder
then i looked at her apt on the 2ed floor with bars on the windows

[babyjesus]

my neighbor is a pastor who just so happens to have a hot daughter...when she's away her boyfriend comes over and takes a nap in his car right outside

[desertKAdrifter]

my neighbor is a pastor who just so happens to have a hot daughter...when she's away her boyfriend comes over and takes a nap in his car right outside

holy $hit, ive heard this story before from some guy at work, haha. i dont doubt its the same people.

[tac 1]

I used to have he/she prostitute living next door. Boy they were scary! Lol

[zenki14]

my neighbor loves the crap out of my beater 240 since its a black pignose and thats what his first car he bought brand new was lol

[jesse_s13]

my neighbor is a pastor who just so happens to have a hot daughter...when she's away her boyfriend comes over and takes a nap in his car right outside

why would he go if shes away?

[s13coupedrfter]

When I lived in a Hollywood shoe box apt my neighbor worked at a bar and would get home around 3am. Once the door slammed he would blast his stereo playing shit like Shania Twain and Spice Girls (no joke) and sing along super loud. This guy looked like Axle Rose with the bandana head band and leather jacket. Total Hollywood doucher. To get back I would aim my stereo at the wall a blast Napalm Death and leave for work.

[demonspeed]

I'm 40% sure that the people that live next to me shoot porn in their home.


funny you mention this, I have a couple in my apartment complex that gets down to the point where everybody waking up and turning on lights. The chick always scream at the top of her lungs "fuck me in the ass! fuck me in the ass!"

[silverarrow27]

Before my neighbor became a widow, her husband would walk their dog every night and pee on his tree even with lots of neighbors around.

[Renelovesnike]

My neighbor does an oilchange on his gf's car literaly every month -_____- she dont even drive much.....

[heavenboundkevin]

my probably 15 yr old neighbor chick came over 2x in 2 days, she knocks on the door obnoxiously and fakes crying, then whoever opens the door gets a hug from her while she is fake crying....while her friends are standing behind the fence laughing..no pics, sorry.

[90white240]

My neighbors are always cursing and crying, they look like the people from the hills have eyes. My other neighbor stays in there house about four days out of the month wtf??? Then my other retired nieghbor sits in his truck for hours???? There all pretty cool though.

[vas570sx]

my neighbor is casey anthony

[Seriously]

my neighbor is casey anthony

MOVE!!! :eek3d:

[boobs13]

got a group of 30+ mexicans that live in a single family home and they take all the street parking.

LMFAO! that's not a first I think we all have that in are neighborhood block :keke:

[sr23det]

LMFAO! that's not a first I think we all have that in are neighborhood block :keke:

sad thing is that my vert got towed and impounded for parking more than 72 hours without driving 1 mile. the trip is that the mexicans can get away with it even they park untill street sweeping hits (every 2 weeks).

[miucus]

i have a crazy asian lady living next door to me. she lives by herself in a 4 bedroom house and the house is full of books laying everywhere. she locks her front gate with a bike chain so no one can get to her front door and bother her. last time i saw her was probably 3 months ago when she was riding her bike at 1am.. i should probably call the cops and tell them to make sure shes not dead rotting inside her house or something

[DS562]

sad thing is that my vert got towed and impounded for parking more than 72 hours without driving 1 mile. the trip is that the mexicans can get away with it even they park untill street sweeping hits (every 2 weeks).

fuck that, i'd call the city and bitch about them, make it clear there is 10+ living there.

[eddie91]

i think am the weird one lol my fam is always out side homies always working on cars here we loud mexicans lol.

[Edwin562]

my front neighbors are gardeners....... yet they have other people cut their grass.... epic fail

[eddie91]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






my front neighbors are gardeners....... yet they have other people cut their grass.... epic fail

[boobs13]

sad thing is that my vert got towed and impounded for parking more than 72 hours without driving 1 mile. the trip is that the mexicans can get away with it even they park untill street sweeping hits (every 2 weeks).

that sucks dude, just call the city on them bro!

[Gizmo_S13]

i think am the weird one lol my fam is always out side homies always working on cars here we loud mexicans lol.


Yeah, my house is the same way bro. When we work on cars at my house there's banging, cutting, welding, cooking, drinking, basically we're just loud as hell. My neighbors don't trip though cause when they have parties we dont call the police on them. I guess it's like a give and take relationship.

[DS562]

Yeah, my house is the same way bro. When we work on cars at my house there's banging, cutting, welding, cooking, drinking, basically we're just loud as hell. My neighbors don't trip though cause when they have parties we dont call the police on them. I guess it's like a give and take relationship.

thats the basis of a community.

[s13_rb25]

i have the wierdest.... my neighbors a transexual who does bondage stuff off craigslist..... i was saying bye to my gf one night and she came up and she was like... you guys arent cops are you? and i said uhhh no? and thats when she was like oohhhhh thank god, cause youve been out here and i do this....(insert crazy bondage story here) and i dont wanna get in trouble for it. thank you though.... me and my gf just looked at each other and were like wtf just happened? lol.

[GT Motion]

Blazer with a mural on the tailgate of the same Blazer, parked by a lake, next to Jesus, a dog, and a woman laying out in a bikini.

[dawnattack]

my stupid neighbor rev his car inside his garage for a loooooong time..(probably just to wake up neighbor with his v8 camaro; and unknowingly poisoning himself with carbon monoxide )..stupid mofo drives automatic..

[denian_cellphone]

my dad likes to walk around the house with his underwear all the time but it doesnt matter, he owns the house so he can do whatever the fck he wants ahah

as for my next door neighbor, he likes to walk in his underwear EVERYWHERE so every morning or evening you would see him in his underwear watering his front lawn for a good hour

[562s13]

i have a neighbor living right across from my house. everytime me or my dad or both of us are outside for more than 3 minutes he comes running across the street just to talk to us.
one time my mom told me to get something out of our garage but try no to let robert( the neighbor) see me since he has bugged my dad 3 times already earlier in the day (it was 10 am btw). as soon as i walked out of our garage 1 minute later he was already there asking me what kind of liquid i put in my 14 to make it smoke all white the day before and if i had anymore i can give him. this fool is always asking for shit as well

[h2v7]

stupid neighbors!!!

working on cars all hours of the night

loud ass exhausts!!

wheelies and stoppies up and down the block

burnouts, drifting

!!
i have had just about enough of these people!!

[waxball88]

My neighborh across the street trains his hunting dog in their back yard. Has a whole crazy zipline set-up for fake birds, also has a cage full of fowl.
And he backs into his driveway every night which shines his fucking headlights into my window....Luckily he doesn't get home too late.

Neighbor next door is an old lady that hasn't lived in the house since i moved here 10 years ago, it is over run. Finally let my parents/some neighbors clean her house a bit....straight horder shit inside. My dad said the trash was to the ceiling EVERYWHERE. Can't go in the garage because its full of hundreds of thousands of newspapers.
Had to start putting fish in her disgusting pool to kill mosquitos. Finally the city came and metal flashed around her whole pool because the screen was all fucked up.

[LB 180SX]

I have some neighboors a girl and guy (bf/gf) that, although its getting pretty old already, i still find it funny.. all you ever hear is I HATE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I HATE YOU, I LOVE YOU! one minute there beating the shit out of each other , next minute hes beating it up!

the other side neighboors, another couple, sometimes when im getting home from work (around midnight) shes leaving all dressed up, and theres also been a few times early morning around 6 or 7am , i've seen her slowly walking into her house , looking like she just got ran through by a million dudes lmao

i guess its none of my business tho

[Apathic]

oddly enough one of my neighbors was in my mail box......

[562s13]

oddly enough one of my neighbors was in my mail box......

pics or shens

[VROOOM]

i swear the guy that lives behind me grows weed in his garage.

[SamuraiCJ]

my drunk neighbors used to pee in my driveway until i called the cops. and my other asian neighbors always try to hunt down all the parkings

[NatAsRex7]

My neighbor has 25 cats, yes i lived here long enough to count them all based on their color. its like hes running a stray cat motel. he always has countless bowls of milk in his backyard. luckily his backyard has a 12 foot wall that separates his yard into our apt complex.

everyday i look over my balcony i see a bunch of cats sleeping in his backyard. its fucking weird. my girl slept over my house one day and while we were having sex all you hear is a bunch of kitty cats going meeeoowwww meeeeowowwww in high pitched annoying cat voices.

we already tried complaining but the cats just keep coming to his backyard. its like a secret layer for pussy.

im about to pick these cats off one by one with a bb gun.

[Lucifer.Valenino]

our old neighbors down stairs were, we always assumed russian, but the mother (we called her land whale, no joke, she was HUGE) would always scream at her two boys (one which we know will grow up to be a pervert, the way he would smile at us). It didn't matter what they were doing, it was volume one LOUD, volume two LOUDER. The father would come out shirtless and would show off his hairy carpet of a back...GROSS!

oh then we had neighbors boys who would jump into our patio and steal stuff..mind you we lived on the second story, no outside access to our patio.

[DS562]

sounds like you need the BB gun^^

[JapaneseAutox]

This thread is hilarious.

Me and my friends used to work on our cars in my garage. Old man river across the street swore I was running a chop shop and would always call the cops on me. My dad used to call me to tell me not come home because the police are waiting for me in the driveway again. He's also the one who started the permit parking on our street because he doesn't like people parking in front of his house. If you park there within a couple days BEFORE trash day, he will put his trash cans around your car so close that it's impossible to drive away without hitting them.

My next door neighbor doesn't like it when you park in "his spot" in front of the curb separating our houses. If you do, he will park within inches behind you, and attempt to water his car down, mostly missing his and completely drenching yours. He also redid his driveway and installed the cable box on our side. We don't even have cable...

[YA DIG]

I had a neighbor that i sware was Phil Mickelson... he even drove a golf cart around sometimes. One time all the grown ass dads in my neighbor got shit faced and tried to pick a fight with some teens down the street. One of the dads ended up pissing all over this kids car haha...

[iveexcaped3]

we just have a creeper across the street from us that fool sits outside from the sun up to sun down just staring at my house and whenever were doing some thing out side he just watches every thing we do, that guy is straight creepy gives you a eery feeling every time i walk outside lol

[LOUD240]

This thread is hilarious.

Me and my friends used to work on our cars in my garage. Old man river across the street swore I was running a chop shop and would always call the cops on me. My dad used to call me to tell me not come home because the police are waiting for me in the driveway again. He's also the one who started the permit parking on our street because he doesn't like people parking in front of his house. If you park there within a couple days BEFORE trash day, he will put his trash cans around your car so close that it's impossible to drive away without hitting them.

My next door neighbor doesn't like it when you park in "his spot" in front of the curb separating our houses. If you do, he will park within inches behind you, and attempt to water his car down, mostly missing his and completely drenching yours. He also redid his driveway and installed the cable box on our side. We don't even have cable...
Call the cable company an have it removed, my neibor at my old house did this , he was pissed

[rms13Mike]

my neighbor, or their friends i guess, took off with my 05 corolla as i was loading it with laundry (car is 6ft from my door, i was grabbing more bags, saw that foo taking off, chased hanged on the window to get 'em but barely held on from the sppeding and hard turning). CHP found it later in the middle of nowhere just before palm springs, all the laundry and stuff in compartments are out in the backseat and new safety 1st air car seat is gone. on the days before moving out and while cops were doing their thing..., an sc300 was parked on their parking space on the lot that im guessing their other friends took . theres a great amount of space between that car door and my car but they managed to reach it and forcully/repeatedly do so that it scratched part of my 240 down to the metal. :madfawk::madfawk::bash::bash::bash: i went ape sh*t and ..did stuff... wanted to burn that muf**** down and everyone inside their apt. worst damn place and neighbors ive even seen. took seat in front of our apt and unscrew the outside lights too cause theyre always smoking and probably shooting, snorting, etc outside

[Kuma]

90% sure my next door neighbor sells cadilacs and has a mail order bride. Him and his wife have had the same cadilacs for at least a year now and they still have paper tags. She doesn't speak very much english... It's usually a game of charades everytime we try to converse. The dude hates when he comes home and sees his wife and me sitting outside my garage (she basically watches me work on cars and listen to music). And she gets super touchy feely with him at the pool. I had my neice over when she was 5yr old and dude's wife kept going under and shoving her face in his dick (with his pants on) and similar stuff. She has the best tits money can buy too.

The neighbors behind me are a gay couple that invited my roommate and I to dinner once or twice a week for the first 2 months we lived there, until they met my gf at the pool and now they don't even wave at us anymore.

[blk90s13]

The one to my right gets on his riding mower with the speedo to cut the grass every other day ( its not even growing that much )

and the lady on the left got a huge pine tree fallen on her garage ( 2 years ago ) and she still parks her car in there every day !!!!!!!!!

[Chicago_one]

Apartment complex: I'm convinced my next door neighbor is a "pimp" with his main girl and kids living inside. She disappears for a few days here and there, but always walks around all dressed up. Not a great face, but dolled up in mini skirts and low tops. Bumped into her once with an entourage of her girls...big heels, short skirts, fake tits. A good laugh. They're always fighting about stupid crap, but she's always giving me the ol' googly eyes.

The dude is a joke though. Napoleon complex, he's about 5'2" (I'm 6'2") Always leaves his door wide open and will leave for the store, at any hour of the day. walks around like he's untouchable or asking for trouble, leaves the windows of his truck down all night in the parking lot. And parks in the handicapped spot with a gigantic f350 super duty all crooked, no handicapped plate or tags. It's annoying.

Comes around asking for tools, to use my phone, for salt... anything. And comes pounding at my door for it. wtf.

[MiggyMiggz]

Comes around asking for tools, to use my phone, for salt... anything. And comes pounding at my door for it. wtf.
haha sounds like shit straight from Next Friday with Day-Day and roach asking for sugar haha:ddog:

[rms13Mike]

Comes around asking for tools, to use my phone, for salt... anything. And comes pounding at my door for it. wtf.

lol my upstairs neighbor did that too. asked for money on move in day, egg(s), trash bag, milk, formula, etc..

[DS562]

im pretty sure that we've become the weird neighbors. all 3 of their bedrooms face our kitchen and there is maybe 10 feet between our houses. anyway, we are kind of loud during the day but its mostly singing like jackasses and stupid movie/tv quotes. our dogs go ape shit at the littlest noises, and both my brother's and i have loud trucks and leave all hours of the night. im gonna buy the neighbor kid an apology beer when he turns 21.

[Kuma]

^ or you could buy him one now and go from weird neighbor to cool neighbor in the time it takes you to go to the quick-stop.

[R3cK]

my dads neighbour had some sado maso bondage whatever studio downstairs his house.
Had some russian/czech/polnish girls walking in and out at the weekend until the police crashed the party.
hahah the guy died by hearthattack some month ago and then my dad bought his house because it was more massive and bigger built.
true story

[DS562]

^ or you could buy him one now and go from weird neighbor to cool neighbor in the time it takes you to go to the quick-stop.

cause i want 2 beers for me. he can wait.

[godrifttoday]

I had intercourse with neighbors wife, pretty strange activity to me

[PureRush]

Every time I see my asian neighbor drive by my garage, she has a see-through sun visor covering her face and her kid is sitting in the back seat with no one in the passenger seat (the kids old enough to sit up there).

Also 90% of the time when I'm working on my car, my neighbors creepy dad who lives at the end of the street always walks over and checks out what I'm doing. I mean its one thing to be interested in my projects but this mother fucker will actually walk into my garage even if I'm under the car. He acts like he's super interested and knows about cars but when he thinks I'm not looking, I catch him wandering his eyes around my garage and also when he leaves. Idk if he's looking for valuable stuff or shit that he can report to the association or hold against me. Now I hate working on my car infront of my garage if I dont have room to put my car inside. I have some stuff of value that I dont want him to see in my garage and also some secret car projects that I dont tell anyone about. Can anyone relate to me? What should I do next time?

[Kuma]

^ fuck his wife...



Or keep your garage closed/barely open.

[YA DIG]

^ fuck his wife...



Or keep your garage closed/barely open.

That works or just say you have diarrhea.
Guy: Hey what are you doing to your car?
You: Oh sorry man i have diarrhea...
Guy: Oh... ok then sorry to hear that?
You: Ya now gtfo

Just gotta throw him off guard

[silver350z05rb]

I read all of these and its funny how most of us have the same issues.....my neighbor also cuts his damn grass every other damn day,even if it grew 1 centimeter ,waters the grass everyday and wets the side of my car,this one time he was watering his grass for 1 FULL HOUR,turns the water off,removes the current water hose,and the motherfucker brings out a LONGER hose and waters again for another HOUR,his water bill must be huge!!i also have the asian Neighboor who is always standing at his door from the inside spying on everyone,third Neighboor in front of me,i always know when he's fucking his wife,i can see the silhouette of her riding him (this one is normal but funny to see) coming from their window,and now I go to my friends shop to work on my car,because ,well, you know how neighbors are when they dont know shit about cars and they just watch you work on your car from their house

[mantas]

There is a house across from me and some Armenian kid/s live there - with their parents, they are probably still in High School. Either way one of them bought an S4 Audi last year, and when he first got the car he would start it up and redline the shit out of it while his friends watched. I would sit in my garage laughing and waiting for the bearings to explode. Lucky for him it has not blown up yet, but he still does that when his friends show up. Every once in a while his friends will show up in brand new or semi new cars and they all take off racing down a main street next to my house.

[Aroddalobster]

We recently opened up a store repairing electronics (phones, xbox/ps3's, computers, etc), and we have neighbors a couple stores down in our plaza who have 3 kids, the oldest being 6 yrs old, youngest being 4.

I think the middle kid is mentally retarded. I see him rambling on in some incoherent language while wandering in front of our store swinging his head in every direction. He doesn't really seem to understand much english either.

They all always almost get hit by cars in the parking lot since the parents (probably tired of the kids) let them run around the whole plaza as they wish. I personally almost backed into them a couple times. Now I just back into spaces to make sure i don't get slammed with manslaughter.

They used to walk into our store like they ran it and ended up breaking, among a good amount of things, my friend's r/c transmitter that was worth about $200. We let them in at first b/c we didn't really wanna get off on the wrong foot w/ their parents who're also our plaza-mates, but it went way too far so i just yell "OUT" and put on my "i'm srs bzns" face and they walk away now.

The poor little dog they own gets yanked around by his leash by all 3 kids. I even saw the middle retarded kid crushing the dog in between his body and the handicap sign post. To piss off the kids, we'll call them over, take the dog in (it'll gingerly run in to avoid any further contact with the kids), and lock the kids out and laugh at them.

TL;DR - Parents nowadays suck.