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S13SilviaGirl
11-01-2003, 12:43 AM
OMG! Ok Kevin and I just got done watching 2 episodes of Newlyweds on mtv with Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey. Holy crap that was the funniest damn thing I have EVER seen....next to Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. That girl is worthless as far being useful goes. She didn't even know how to give him "slack on the hose" while he hosed down their driveway! OMG I was dying! Soooooo if any of you are bored outta your mind this weekend, watch it! hahahhaa ok it is like friggin late and I need to go to sleepzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz

vudoodrifter03
11-01-2003, 01:17 AM
hehehe jessica and nick are soooo stupid, it hearts to see them.
:hammer: :bash: :axe:

S13SilviaGirl
11-01-2003, 11:28 AM
He makes fun of her and she dosn't even realize it!

tougebear
11-01-2003, 12:06 PM
The "Chicken of the Sea" episode almost killed me. I was rolling on the floor laughing when I heard what she said.

NZO
11-01-2003, 02:14 PM
She has a cute personality but shes just so ignorant its scary.

nocomedown
11-01-2003, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by vudoodrifter03
hehehe jessica and nick are soooo stupid, it hearts to see them.
:hammer: :bash: :axe:
vudoodrifter03 is soooo stupid, it hurts to read his posts:D
unless of course he really meant "hearts"? i dunno..later

vudoodrifter03
11-01-2003, 04:08 PM
hehe, i need to check spelling when late at night. :bash: :doh:

X-Iceman
11-01-2003, 04:51 PM
last time i saw that show i was crying so hard from laughter. she really is worthless. talk about gettin a wife who cant do squat.

nocomedown
11-01-2003, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by vudoodrifter03
hehe, i need to check spelling when late at night. :bash: :doh:
aw you know im just messin with you man. dont go rammin your head into a wall. then you really wont be able to spell right

zero.counter
11-01-2003, 06:20 PM
I just want to see her naked, that all. Is it too much to ask for??

Burmonster
11-01-2003, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by zero.counter
I just want to see her naked, that all. Is it too much to ask for??

Yes

S13SilviaGirl
11-02-2003, 02:11 AM
Originally posted by X-Iceman
last time i saw that show i was crying so hard from laughter. she really is worthless. talk about gettin a wife who cant do squat.


Holy Crap....if I was that damn worthless...I would be pissed at myself....I don't see how she ever made it this far in life...*sigh*

NZO
11-02-2003, 02:23 AM
Probably because her parents are rich, shes cute, and has an awesome voice...

Jessi
11-02-2003, 02:29 AM
That girl is so dumb. She thought Chicken of the Sea tuna was chicken.

RoNiN240sx
11-02-2003, 01:33 PM
or when eating buffalo wings at the resteraunt. "i thought buffalo's were extinct." hahahhaha oh man.

S13SilviaGirl
11-02-2003, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by RoNiN240sx
or when eating buffalo wings at the resteraunt. "i thought buffalo's were extinct." hahahhaha oh man.


HAHAHAHA I didn't see that one! that is funny shit!...

Got Sileighty?
11-02-2003, 05:29 PM
i bet no one here would turn down marrying her and her money though hehehe... oh and lets not forget that she was a virgin until she got married :eek: :eek:

if she stays the way she is now, then ill give that marriage another 6months to a year.

hondaguy
11-03-2003, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by RoNiN240sx
or when eating buffalo wings at the resteraunt. "i thought buffalo's were extinct." hahahhaha oh man.

damn thats too funny,hasnt she been spoiled all her life and thats how she turned out,i now know not to spoil my kids,lol i think she has the I.Q of motor oil.

Got Sileighty?
11-03-2003, 12:21 AM
could you be more specific on the type of motor oil?? well shes definitely non-synthetic. shes all natural, i believe. so that takes care of that. now im just stuck on what viscosity...5w30? 10w40 perhaps? or maybe even 20w50? :confused: :D

it dont matter, shes hot!
http://www.rit.edu/~cms2697/jessica%20simpson.jpg
:drool: :drool:

S13SilviaGirl
11-03-2003, 05:12 AM
Sileighty, I think she is recycled oil now, or at least her career is. Thats why she agreed to do the show on Mtv....hahaha just playin.