View Full Version : so i hit a fucking deer!
CoasTek240
10-20-2003, 07:14 AM
Fuck Deer! why the fuck do huge fucking deer have to cross centerville tnpk @ night. On top of that, why do they have to be sooo fucking dumb as to cross right after i barely missed the deer infront of them. Fuck Deer! I'm taking up hunting so i can kill as many of those dumb fucking animals as possible. Fuck deer and fuck their 300'b bodies that crush my hood and fuck their huge ass antlers to smash my windshield. Fuck Deer!:mad:
god i'm just venting... but i was driving home around 10:30 and the road i was on was 55mph i had just reached aroudn 50mph. My friend in the passenger seat saw a deer and yelled, "Deer!" i slammed on the brakes, noticed about 4 or 5 more deer behind it and slammed into one of them going BOUT 15-20 MPH. the deer smashed my headlights and bent up my hood. didnt damage the fenders or front bumper @ all, except for scratches. heres the worst part: when i hit the deer it flipped over the car and as it was in the air rolling over top of my car, one of its antlers hit my windshield and cracked it in a small spot. Well i was parting together the a silvia front end anyways, but it sux that it had to happen this way. i really need some fenders!
silviaparts.com
10-20-2003, 07:51 AM
we have a set of S13 Silvia dual projectors headlights. $90 shipped, please let me know if you want them.
Sorry to hear about the deers. Personally, I am paranoid about deers. When I drive through areas with lots of deers, I put two hands on the steering wheel and go slow and be ready for anything. And one time, a deer popped out, but I was able to stop in time because I was driving really slow.
Jeff240sx
10-20-2003, 12:12 PM
Originally posted by CoasTek240
Fuck Deer! why the fuck do huge fucking deer have to cross centerville tnpk @ night. On top of that, why do they have to be sooo fucking dumb as to cross right after i barely missed the deer infront of them. Fuck Deer! I'm taking up hunting so i can kill as many of those dumb fucking animals as possible. Fuck deer and fuck their 300'b bodies that crush my hood and fuck their huge ass antlers to smash my windshield. Fuck Deer!:mad:
LOL! This was one of the funniest things I've read in a really long time. I couldn't read it aloud, I was laughing too much. Sorry about your deer accident, but it was a well written, really funny post. "Fuck Deer! I'm taking up hunting so i can kill as many of those dumb fucking animals as possible." - Priceless!
-Jeff
Matt_240
10-20-2003, 12:44 PM
you mainlanders lol! that sucks man. at least you get insurance money?
Stee Flo
10-20-2003, 12:52 PM
Another va 240 damaged by deer. Deer incidents seem to happen often for us. :o
AmherstSR20DET
10-20-2003, 02:27 PM
DEER SUCK!!! My frined just recently had his 240 run into by a deer. Yes, that's right, he was driving down the road, and instead of the dear getting in front of him, it ran head long into the driver side front fender (good thing he's planning a front end convo). Dented the fender rather well, and chipped some paint. Had I been him, I would have stopped the car and beat the shit outta the deer, but he was happy to be alive.
Death to DEER!!! Aside from the damage, at least you're alright and the car isn't totaled.
Fear the Deer!
But luckly there are front ends all over waiting to be installed...
soulDistortion
10-20-2003, 03:54 PM
Wow. That sucks to hear man.
*note to self: stay the hell off Centerville Turnpike*
720_datsun
10-20-2003, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by AmherstSR20DET
DEER SUCK!!! My frined just recently had his 240 run into by a deer. Yes, that's right, he was driving down the road, and instead of the dear getting in front of him, it ran head long into the driver side front fender (good thing he's planning a front end convo). Dented the fender rather well, and chipped some paint. Had I been him, I would have stopped the car and beat the shit outta the deer, but he was happy to be alive.
Death to DEER!!! Aside from the damage, at least you're alright and the car isn't totaled. that happend to my friend back home. same thing cept we got out and beat the living crap out of that deer.
Bliss
10-20-2003, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by 720_datsun
that happend to my friend back home. same thing cept we got out and beat the living crap out of that deer.
You guys have some serious problems.
That sucks that you hit a deer though. Atleast now it makes it easier to do the conversion.
holisticbeatz
10-20-2003, 10:23 PM
You bastard! You killed Bambi's mom..
Andrew Bohan
10-20-2003, 11:44 PM
so? prevents more bambis. just like the t-800 trying to kill john connor's mom
hondaguy
10-21-2003, 12:41 AM
:( sorry to here that but at least no1 was hurt besides the deer:D
CoasTek240
10-21-2003, 12:50 AM
yeah, so i've been trying to source the front end for the last month anyways, but i really need to find a set of fenders... does anyone know where to get them? i need oem fenders only. thanx
-dave
mixedwell
10-21-2003, 11:49 AM
sorry man i am laughing so much right now. ahahahaha ok ok but liek what happened to the deer? did it die and now you are eating the thing you hate the most or did it survive and is now laughing at you for destryoing your car? ahahah soory man.. thats why you got the silvia parts right? my bad not trying to to be mean its just funny. sorry... holla
-mixedwell ;)
Destructo
10-21-2003, 12:18 PM
did you know that deer are a kamakazi animal... think about it humans have covered the planet, an they realize this and have taken action. There species is slow running out of room so now there all about the suicide attacks. They dont have explosives so they do the next best thing and try to run us off the road to kill is or cause bodliy harm.
so kill kill kill the deer.:rl:
SE-Rfornow
10-21-2003, 12:56 PM
Monday morning at about 4a.m. I ramped a deer on I76 (PA turnpike).
I was coming back from my girlfriends dorm at Carnegie Mellon in pittsburgh, was all alone on the turnpike, and cruising at about 75-80mph in the left lane.
I don't know how I didn't notice it, but suddenly there was a dead deer laying right in the center of the lane. I had no time to react and hit the dead beast straight on, ramped (more of like a HUGE bump), and unsettled my car making me go into the right lane. With some swerving I was able to get it under control and pulled over to the side.
I heard a grinding/grumbling noise as I pulled over and knew that something was wrong. I jumped out of the car and did a check... nothing seemed to be wrong. Then I realized that the turnpike has rumble strips on the side of the road:doh:.
Next thought was of the other people coming the same way I did and having no idea the carcass was there. So I quickly turned around and drove the opposite direction on the side of the road. I was all worried about having to drag the dumb beast's carcass off the road and was thinking about the music video for Queens of the Stone Age's "No one knows" haha.
One truck was going to exactly where the I hit the deer and I was flashing and all kinds of stuff to warn him. He just went by and I realized the deer was thrown to the side of the road. So I went my merry way home thanking God for having no damage except a chopped up deer on the side of the road.
I just couldn't believe that whoever hit that deer didn't stop and move it before someone else (me) ramped over it.
AlligatorBling
10-22-2003, 08:19 PM
::smirks::Originally posted by silviaparts.com lots of deers
mad s13
10-23-2003, 07:44 AM
sucks to hear man..at least your car got hit on the front and you don't have to pay a body shop to fix it like I did mine..I had a damn dear run across the highway and run into the side of my car while going 70..it started at the front fender and worked its way back to my rear quarter panel, then sh1t on my rear panel, and finally flew off the road..
http://photo.starblvd.net/~mad_s13/3-1-4.jpg
this happened a year and a half ago..man it pissed me off..now thanks to the incompitent body shop..my door still doesn't close just right. oh well..at least I killed the damn dear and scared the sh1t out of it(literally) before it died.
weirdstyles.net
10-23-2003, 09:23 AM
Apparently deer are a lot more retarded than I thought. This whole deer running into the car deal has happened to my "home-boiy" last year. Deer went head-on with my friends For Escort's passenger side door. Left a cirle dent, with nothing but blood and fur on the center...
awesome....
old_s13
10-23-2003, 11:24 AM
i dunno how you guys can blame the deer.. shiet like this happens, thats life. we are not the only ones who live here ya know, just deal with it.. you bastards..
CoasTek240
10-23-2003, 11:30 AM
hey mike, watch it! this thread is for evting about natural things that we can not change, yet still want to wine about. either complain about needing to change ur tampon, or leave :D
weirdstyles.net
10-23-2003, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by CoasTek240
hey mike, watch it! this thread is for evting about natural things that we can not change, yet still want to wine about. either complain about needing to change ur tampon, or leave :D
ok, i want a nice clean fight. Touch gloves, go to your corners and come out fighting!
*ding*
i wonder what they hit in japan
old_s13
10-23-2003, 02:18 PM
hey mike, watch it! this thread is for evting about natural things that we can not change, yet still want to wine about. either complain about needing to change ur tampon, or leave
yeah whatever, whine all you want.. if you had m4d sk1lls y0, you would have busted a drift around the deer and hit a sheep instead. yawl country bastards.. dont hate, appreciate. :)
i wonder what they hit in japan
they hit the poonaaaaaanny! haha
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