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LimeLite Racing
02-19-2011, 07:01 PM
Mods: Please don't lock. This will get interesting and will stay Off topic, with no inappropriate behavior.
Zilvians: Do not post or put on your wizard robes please.

Phil:
I'm taking off my skinny jeans and tiger army tank top.
tt99ol
02-19-2011, 07:27 PM
Im already down to just my skin tight boxer briefs
LimeLite Racing
02-19-2011, 07:36 PM
I take off my socks. Your boxer briefs are hot.
tt99ol
02-19-2011, 07:37 PM
And something's trying to say hi
LimeLite Racing
02-19-2011, 07:39 PM
And something's trying to say hi

That's your best friend number two. Jimmy Jr. Are you sitting on your computer chair recaro right now?
tt99ol
02-19-2011, 07:40 PM
a few beads of sweat are trickling down from my brow, down my face and onto my chest
tt99ol
02-19-2011, 07:41 PM
and yes i am sitting here
LimeLite Racing
02-19-2011, 07:42 PM
I am sweating as well. Super hot sweat beads running down my 6 pack. I put on my wizard robe.
LimeLite Racing
02-19-2011, 07:42 PM
Eyes gazing into your recaro logo.
tt99ol
02-19-2011, 07:45 PM
As you stare endlessly into the logo with that rapists look i begin to chant softly "DOE RAE ME" over and over again
LimeLite Racing
02-19-2011, 07:52 PM
As you stare endlessly into the logo with that rapists look i begin to chant softly "DOE RAE ME" over and over again

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Why don't you take those briefs off? I don't like to picture this as a Michael Jordan commercial.
tt99ol
02-19-2011, 07:53 PM
I light 45 scented candles and dim the lights
I get some chocolate covered strawberries out of the fridge and make you watch me eat them
tt99ol
02-19-2011, 07:56 PM
I pull up real close to you and tie your wizards sleeves behind your back
I then begin slowly dancing, doing various animalistic maneuvers including the sexy crab
LimeLite Racing
02-19-2011, 07:57 PM
I light 45 scented candles and dim the lights
I get some chocolate covered strawberries out of the fridge and make you watch me eat them

I get jealous at the lack of chocolate covered strawberries that I have in my possession. I notice a brand new package of bagels on the tip of the fridge. I eat them naked.
LimeLite Racing
02-19-2011, 07:58 PM
Yes. Tie my wizard robe. I put on my wizard hat and cast 45 level sexiness to you.
LimeLite Racing
02-19-2011, 07:58 PM
Even though you don't need it. You're sexy enough as is.
tt99ol
02-19-2011, 08:04 PM
I spread jelly all over my chest, strawberry preserves
I know you love jelly with your bagels
S14DB
02-19-2011, 08:09 PM
Take it to PM's or Visitor Messages.
lflkajfj12123
02-19-2011, 08:12 PM
swaggggggggggggggg
LimeLite Racing
02-19-2011, 08:14 PM
Take it to PM's or Visitor Messages.

Sorry, just felt like this thread was worth living for.

tt99ol is the greatest mechanic that has ever lived. He should probably be in the guiness book of world records for most incredible guy ever.
LimeLite Racing
02-19-2011, 08:14 PM
Love you Phil. BFF's for life. Locked.