Lets play a game:

[Dirty Habit]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8aokjZeGa1qbu7b0o1_500.jpg

Me: A pen and a phone.



....aaaaaand GO.

[Sergio180sx]

knife and hairspray

[Dirty Habit]

Lol wtf are you doing with a knife and hairspray on either side of your computer?

[ZilviaKid]

a phone and my leg

[LimeLite Racing]

I'm fucked. Starbucks doubleshot and a printer. I guess I can get wired and beat zombies with the printer!

[ericcastro]

two pairs of high end barber/hair stylist scissors AND .....a reciept :(

[revcyanide]

phone charge and a cardboard box. im fucked.

[PandahZ650]

headphones and binders

[LimeLite Racing]

two pairs of high end barber/hair stylist scissors AND .....a reciept :(

Cut their hair and show those motherfuckers how much you paid for something!!!

[raz0rbladez909]

Scissors and a stand with paperclips, thumbtacks, rubber bands and a whistle in it? What would McGuyver do?:naughty:

[shishcabobers]

Pillow and tv remote. lol.

[Dirty Habit]

I'm fucked. Starbucks doubleshot and a printer. I guess I can get wired and beat zombies with the printer!

Or turn yourself into one hell of a caffeinated battering ram.

[DrftSLowHomIe!!]

samurai letter opener and a 1liter water bottle

[JosiahP]

crutches and swiss army knife :)

[enkei2k]

a highlighter and a bunch of sales receipts from customers. FML being at work right now, will try again at home haha, though probably not going to be better.

hopefully the highlighter will blind the fuck out of them and the sales receipts will give them papercuts?

[EhrikETFG]

empty vitamin water and a pretty long 2x4

win

[live2c2morrow]

A Dell LCD screen 19" and a Motion Computing Le1700 tablet. LOL.

[xBtony]

candle and cell phone...im fucked hahaha

[sil80owner]

A pillow and a blanket...guess I'll play dead

[Otto347]

Cept mines OD green. (and only shoots 6mm BBs :keykey)
http://72.17.147.19/accintlsrt/images/AW338LAPUA_MED.jpghttp://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/images/blogimages/2009/09/04/1252082132-cupcake-stand_49.jpg

Shoot zombies and then eat cupcakes

[SochBAT]

This would become a better game if each person also tried to explain how they would go about killing zombies with said items.

batman mask and USB cables.

I would simply wear the Batman mask, grimace and become intimidating as fuck.

I would just put the cables in my pocket because NO ONE FUCKS WITH THE GODDAMN BATMAN!

[lawrenceyang]

nothing on my left and my black berry on the right -_____________-

[Pure_JDM]

A rubberband ball, and a Subway cup... I'd simply challenge them to a game of who can make the ball into the cup. While they're distracted, I'll dip out this bitch.

[vas570sx]

im screwed... left speaker and right speaker... dammit

[jholman]

Fuck a speaker and a Fancy kodak camera.......I can do a pictorial on my death

[LoneStarSilvia]

To the left, my laptop. Would cry desperately on facebook for help.

To my right, A PS3, XBox and a G27. Should make for some decent blunt objects.

[TheRealSy90]

"Aw, I didn't catch the ball in the cup. Oh wait, it's okay because the ball is on a string and attached to the cup!"

Avaya 2420 Phone on the Left. Mac Mini and Pretzels on the right...

Idk where I go from here.

[90hatchie]

pepsi on left life savers gummies on right
IM SUPER FUCKED

[STEEZxIT]

chinese food menu and computer mouse.


-__________-'

[raz0rbladez909]

I would simply wear the Batman mask, grimace and become intimidating as fuck.

I would just put the cables in my pocket because NO ONE FUCKS WITH THE GODDAMN BATMAN!

Except when he changes his voice and talks with a lisp ;)

[sikkk240]

Surfboard, and some aloe. hahahah

[Sumslapper]

fishtank and guitar. HEADSHOT

[silviaguy240]

curtains and my brother?

[CleanAndLegit]

check book, and pen...
id write them a check each and see if we can work something out if that doesnt work id use the checkbook as a shield and sharpen the pen tip lol
arggghhh!
folder check book btw

[Phlip]

My router and a Lego Stormtrooper Alarm Clock.

Bring it on, bitches.

[timlush]

Beer and modem.

[s13dan]

letter opener, and a digital camera.

I would slice and dice those bitches then get a few snapshots of the carnage.

or If I could make it into my room before they get upstairs I could really do some damage.
(See Zilvia Gun Thread)..:wiggle:

[STEEZxIT]

tissue and lotion


0_o. hahahahhaa

[S-Nation S13]

lol the wifeys on my left and a pillow is on my right...

i guess ill commence a last man standing pillow fight hahaha

[s14gmo]

wireless router and a dsport mag !!!

roll the mag up and smack a b!tch ass zombie!!!

[D.Adams]

12'' gingher upholstery shears and my 35ft fat max measuring tape.

[Wake]

My desk is so full of crap i dont know what 2 things to pick!

Apexi racing gloves - empty bowl and fork

put the gloves on, bowl on my head, and go out stabbing like a mutherfucker with the fork.

[shishcabobers]

Pillow and tv remote. lol.

I would have a pillow fight, then make them watch the oxygen channel.

[smoked240]

Cell phone and a lamp. Well I could get at least one good hit with the lamp. Or I can cut the plug off, strip it, plug it in and shock them zombie fucks.

and to anyone who thinks shocking them won't work. I say fuck you,It works on nazi zombies. so It will work.

[theicecreamdan]

A boxcutter, and my recycling box, which is mostly filled with boxes.

I don't think a boxcutter would cut deep enough to have a significant effect on a zombie. So I guess I'll be dead soon.

[ILoveMyRHS13]

Chapstick and a router.

Fuck.

[BoostSlideWayz]

Samsung remote to my left.... smart water to my right ..... I would be soo fucked right now.

[xBtony]

In a diff room now so lets see how this plays out.

Got a mouse and space heater.

Use the mouse to choke some bitches (old school wired mouse lol) and just beat the shit outta them with a space heater. That would do some damage, its one of the older ones on wheels hahaha

[Wake]

damn I thought for sure you would have some sort of food near your computer. LOL

[rob22]

My desk is so full of crap i dont know what 2 things to pick!

Apexi racing gloves - empty bowl and fork

put the gloves on, bowl on my head, and go out stabbing like a mutherfucker with the fork.

out of everybody in this thread i think youd survive the longest lol


bottle of lotion and a place mat.
squirt lotion in there eyes and smack them with the place mat.! :wackit:

[irax]

A half surfboard and a guitar....
hmmm...

The surfboard still has its fins.. but i would use it more as a shield

and the guitar i can el-kabong one zombie and get away, or i can make a grote out of a string and then still have a guitar... but you can't choke a zombie...

so I'm good for like... 3 MAYBE 4 zombies as slong as I keep them one by one through the door..

[Gnnr]

Husky Box Cutter Knife

http://www.safecutters.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/husky%20box%20cutter%20knife.jpg

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Oldschool Compaq Ball Mouse
http://cheapcomputerdeals.com/images/TC1-2003X.jpg

I can cut and stab with the knife and I would probably use the mouse to choke with the cord or swing like a whip and knock that zombie fool in the head with the mouse end! lol

[Epic.Movement]

Remote Control and Taco Bell Bag

[murderrsirenss]

My homeboy to my left, my desktop with 2 glasses and 2 cans on it.

Sooooo a glass for me and him to cut them and beat them with the computer. hahahha.


/fail.