Black Swan

[ESmorz]

If you can find it a theater near you, take your lady and go see it.

She will think you're great for taking her to see a movie about ballet, and will quickly be clutching you shoulder because she's scared, and really you're in for a mind fuck thriller (with the added bonus of a Natalie Portman + Mila Kunis lez out scene).

I left the theater confused and horny, and really that's all I can ask from a movie.

9 boners out of 10

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[EhrikETFG]

FINALLY. IVE BEEN WAITING SINCE SUNDAY TO SEE ANYONE AT ALL FUCKING TALK ABOUT THIS MOVIE.

Guys, seriously. Go see it. the only girly thing in the whole god damn movie is the fact its about ballerinas. take your fuckign mom for an excuse.

its so worth it.

[ESmorz]

Yup, it's much better than any other movie out right now.

A true piece of cinema, not some money grabbing piece of shit sequel.

I thoroughly enjoyed it.

[EhrikETFG]

also it has a lesbian scene in it.

so..

[simmode1]

Saw it opening night with my lady friend. She's a dancer, so she wanted to she it, but I'm a giant Natalie Portman fan, so I wanted to see it too. I was surprised, though, to see not only Mila Kunis but also that badass French dude who used Capoeira to get past the laser field in Oceans 12.

I must say: Never in life did I ever think in a million years that I would be scared of ballerinas...:eek3:

[ronmcdon]

I like the director's (darren aronofsky?) previous work a lot.
the themes of obsession are always intense, if not also moving.

however, I'm just not a huge fan of natalie portman, but then again she plays the same boring roles all the time.
maybe this will be a pleasant surprise.
i'll go watch this anyways, there hasn't been a lot of decent films in the past two years anyhow.

[Matej]

Guys, seriously. Go see it. the only girly thing in the whole god damn movie is the fact its about ballerinas. take your fuckign mom for an excuse.
What is girly about ballerinas?

[MikeisNissan]

want to see this, really bad.

[fckillerbee]

i'll be seeing it with the mrs...saw previews last night. i'm sure it'll be good.

[keistyle]

I heard the opening scene was the IISSHHH.

[driftn_silvia]

im going to go see it this up coming weekend with the gf, shes been ranting about it.

[EhrikETFG]

What is girly about ballerinas?
nothing really.

i guess they wear tutus so..? they could all probably kick my ass.

[simmode1]

I heard the opening scene was the IISSHHH.
It was. I jumped. Like a bitch.

[gearhead55]

Dude that movie was crazy. Really really good.

Natalie postman is one fine ass Jew. Extra points for the muff dive scene.

[zspeedrft]

on my way to watch it! thanks for the headsup!

[chiboy002]

Natalie postman is one fine ass Jew.
I loled at that and the phrase itself.

[gearhead55]

Whoops typo haha

[brndck]

This movie is fucking incredible.
Darron aronofsky (sp?) is a master director and this is one of his best. I love how his films deal with obsession bordering on/leading to insanity. His visual style is fantastic and can shock you right out of your seat. Perfectly cast (especially Portmans mother) and shot, so far one of the top films I've ever seen.

And yes there's a chick/chick scene, but the film would be incredible even without it.

[gearhead55]

This movie is fucking incredible.
Darron aronofsky (sp?) is a master director and this is one of his best. I love how his films deal with obsession bordering on/leading to insanity. His visual style is fantastic and can shock you right out of your seat. Perfectly cast (especially Portmans mother) and shot, so far one of the top films I've ever seen.

And yes there's a chick/chick scene, but the film would be incredible even without it.

Yea the casting was really good. If you like this you would probably like a film called jacob's ladder with Tim robbins. I forget who directed it but it has a similar trippy visual style. Also a very good film.

[zspeedrft]

just watched it...damn was it good..good lezbo scene too

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awesome movie!

[theronin]

wtf? where have i been. Aronofsky is one of my absolute favorite directors.

The Fountain
Requiem for a Dream
PI

all amazing.

I will be watching this very soon for sure. thanks for the heads up guys.

[cardoza]

Just went and saw it and was actually a little disappointed, overall wasn't as great as I expected. Think I just went in with my expectations too high, still a good movie though. Mila Kunis/Natalie Portmain scene was phenomenal though.

[WanganRunner]

All I needed to know was "Darren Aronofsky"

Will see this weekend FASHO

[tricky_ab]

Damn Zilvia for getting me hyped! Alright, I'll check this out this weeked!

[simmode1]

Make sure you get GOOD seats though. I went again this weekend with a different chick and got crappy seats waaaaay in the back. Totally different experience than sitting smack dab in the middle.

[tricky_ab]

Alright I'm on it! I figure I'll go in the afternoon with the wife on Christmas since we don't have to go to the in laws till wayyyyyy later for dinner...

[EhrikETFG]

goin to the movies on christmas?

what about the people working at the movie theatre :s

[Jav1997GSX]

Going to check this out tomorrow, my Spanish teachers dqaughter was in the movie, she was like a doctor or something. Thanks for the heads up

[Chrischeezer]

great movie,
... drama/thriller. worth a movie ticket cost

super hot girls

[simmode1]

Going to check this out tomorrow, my Spanish teachers dqaughter was in the movie, she was like a doctor or something. Thanks for the heads up
Oh... I know what scene you're talking about. Ugh... I didn't know the human body could actually do that...

[tricky_ab]

goin to the movies on christmas?

what about the people working at the movie theatre :s

Pfft...Those young bucks will be making double time and a half so they will be laughing all the way to the bank...

[theronin]

just got out of a matinee showing with some girls i knew that wanted to see it, since all my macho guy friends couldn't be bothered with a movie about ballerinas, no matter how much i told them it wasn't really.

wow, aronofsky again delivers a very suspenseful and compelling dive into the human condition of obsession. Portman was amazing teetering on the brink of madness trying to deal with her own demons while trying to be what everyone else wants her to be.

and lol at going to an early matinee and hearing the gasps from the old ladies behind me who thought this was a simple ballerina movie. the les scene almost made them leave. after the movie ended i got up, turned around and said, "well ladies, bet you weren't expecting that at all!" they nervously chuckled as they grasped their rosaries and proceeded to repent for what they had just witnessed.

9.5/10

If you are a fan of Aronofsky you will LOVE this movie. Goes right next to Requiem for a Dream in my DVD collection when it is released.

[ZX88]

so not a chick flick? a few girls I know really want to see it.

[ESmorz]

so not a chick flick? a few girls I know really want to see it.

Not even a little bit. Cleverly disguised as one though.

[theronin]

so not a chick flick? a few girls I know really want to see it.

not even close to a chick flick. granted i went to a 10am showing but i was one of 2 guys in the theatre. the rest were young girls, who all looked like they wanted to be ballerinas and old ladies, who looked like nuns who loved ballerinas. the gasps and oh my lords that erupted from the theatre when the girl from that 70's Show (Mila Kunis) goes down on sweet innocent Natalie Portman had me literally laughing out loud. im actually surprised that none of them left the theatre. amazing movie though.

[simmode1]

so not a chick flick? a few girls I know really want to see it.
Not only will you enjoy this movie... it will also make your lady friend hot & get you laid. Win Win.

[gearhead55]

Just watched pi, damn that movie was good. Aronofsky is amazing. He definitely uses similar techniques in his movies but it works.

[ManoNegra]

Not what I expected but a very good movie.
artsy dark psychological thriller
I still need to see the other films causing Oscar buzz
but I can see how Natalie is getting early nods
I want to say more but don't want to give anything away

[drift freaq]

Went and saw with Aya on tuesday. I thought it was great. Not sure if I would label it a chick flick. Its fucking amazing. Aronofsky keeps you glued to the screen with all the twist and turns. Definitely some twisted people and a twisted plot and the music was great.

[whitefedorafilms]

my broke ass will be sneaking into a theater near you.

[illxs14]

fuck! i heard good things about this! and i ended up watching tron over this! wtf!

buut i will be taking my girl to watch it then! haha

[revat619]

haha i saw this mind job last week. EXCELLENT movie. There were a few scenes where i literally laughed out loud when nobody else did and i'm sure they're the same scenes you guys laughed at. hahaha In all seriousness though, very well done film. Intense...to say the least. Definitely not a chick flick. How Aronofsky brings to life the concept of battling inner demons, insecurity, insanity, etc. is nothing short of amazing.

And yes, I too left with a heightened libido and a strong sense of what the fuck.

[Motoskin]

this movie was nutty

[tricky_ab]

Went and saw this on Christmas. I think I liked the Wrestler more, but that's not to say this wasn't an excellent film. Portman was fantastic in her role and I really enjoyed watching her character's transformation.

[conrad_s13.5]

shes fuckin married and prego now by one of those ballerina dudes!
:-/
whata waste

[an_orange_s2k]

friend of mine tried to explain the movie to me and started off by telling me one chick gets eaten out by another and there are other lesbian like scenes......yeah i have no idea what the rest of the movie is about, he caught and lost my attention right there lol

[theronin]

friend of mine tried to explain the movie to me and started off by telling me one chick gets eaten out by another and there are other lesbian like scenes......yeah i have no idea what the rest of the movie is about, he caught and lost my attention right there lol

it is actually a dark twist on the classic Swan Lake. Natalie portman is a long time ballerina who wants to nab the lead role. constantly practicing, constantly puking after each meal to obtain the unobtainable perfection. you watch as she slowly goes crazy as she obsesses over every little detail. the director of the Ballerina troupe is trying to get her to relax and open up to become more desirable for the role. Mila kunis's character is brought in to become her understudy which in her madness she concludes that Mila is trying to steal her spotlight. Throw in on obsessive compulsion to scratching, and an overbearing mother and you have a recipe for cinematic brilliance. i tell anyone who will listen to me to watch this movie. it is hard to describe, it simply must just be watched. GO WATCH THIS MOVIE!

[simmode1]

it is actually a dark twist on the classic Swan Lake. Natalie portman is a long time ballerina who wants to nab the lead role. constantly practicing, constantly puking after each meal to obtain the unobtainable perfection. you watch as she slowly goes crazy as she obsesses over every little detail. the director of the Ballerina troupe is trying to get her to relax and open up to become more desirable for the role. Mila kunis's character is brought in to become her understudy which in her madness she concludes that Mila is trying to steal her spotlight. Throw in on obsessive compulsion to scratching, and an overbearing mother and you have a recipe for cinematic brilliance. i tell anyone who will listen to me to watch this movie. it is hard to describe, it simply must just be watched. GO WATCH THIS MOVIE!
Excellent synopsis, my dear Holmes! Seriously, guys... if you only go into this movie looking for the lesbian scene you heard about... You are missing out on alot. The movie would be great even without that scene.

[dontxploitme]

i'm going to watch this tomorrow my gf's been wanting to watch it since summer when she found out about it. and i had no idea the director was the same as the one who made requiem for a dream. that's one of my all time favorite movies. i'm excited to watch it now.

[MikeisNissan]

awesome movie. dont know why it reminded me of fight club.

[Wake]

I had no idea it was a Darren Aronofsky movie. afte requiem and pi, Im down to see any of his shit.

[4DOOR_LIFE]

Just downloaded a high quality torrent of Black Swan :)

time to call some friends over and make some grub.


sorry guys I'd totally watch it in the theater but I'm hella broke. haha

[Wake]

I saw the hella and immediately knew it was another nor-cal resident.

[4DOOR_LIFE]

I saw the hella and immediately knew it was another nor-cal resident.

I saw you recognized hella and immediately knew you were another nor-cal resident :)

just got done watching the movie. Im speechless. haha.

[dontxploitme]

shit mindfucked me...

[meteorite_flo]

Just got back from watching it, Pretty good. There's a couple of WTF moments in it, and the ones where it made me bust out laughing. LOL

[Skyn]

yeah this was pretty good mila in black lingerie sexy lol

[ZFan92]

my girl was watching this as i browsed the net on my laptop.. not my kinda movie

[Gizmo_S13]

The wifey wants to watch this. We shall go this weekend! MILA KUNIS IS FIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!

[Omarius Maximus]

I'm willing to give this movie a shot. BUT sorry guys, The Fountain was utter garbage. Easily top 5 crappiest movies I have ever seen.

[karl wasabi]

So where's the lez scene? I don't want to watch the movie. I just want to see some carpet munching.

[BOROSUN]

is it really this good?

[MikeisNissan]

solo scene prior to mom is better than the lezbo scene.

[satal95]

solo scene prior to mom is better than the lezbo scene.

Yes it was. The movie as a whole was pretty good would recommend it to anyone wanting to see a good movie this year

[wh0aitznic0]

Rented this at redbox tonight after hearing all the hype.

Hands down one of the most well done movies I've seen in years.

[exitspeed]

My wife and I watched it a couple weeks ago. I was not expecting this movie at all. The lesbian scene though was the bomb! I'd recommend it to dudes just for that.