Fuck this FS thread Version 2

[Teddy]

Okay, look here SHITHEADS. "Fuck this FS thread Version 1" got locked and deleted in under an hour. SO. How about this:
DON'T POST IN MY FUCKING THREAD UNLESS YOU HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT ONE OF THE FUCKING THINGS I'M SELLING. THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE.
If you post in my thread to say, "Hey this thread is funny" or "free fucking bump" or some stupid fucking shit like that my thread will get locked and I'll have to beat my money loss out of your sorry fucking ass.
UNDERSTAND?

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Okay motherfuckers. I'm selling some stuff. Buy my fuckin' shit or else. Don't question why the fuck I have it, don't fucking worry about it. Just fucking buy it if you want it, if not fuck off. Got it? Good. Bitch.

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First up is this god damned OBX 350Z muffler. Fuck this thing. It's single inlet to dual outlet. It's brand new, but has dings in it because OBX has some lousy fucking shipping services. So the fucking customer didn't want to fucking buy it. Fuck them.

The dings won't be visible when you mount them on your fucking car anyway, so who gives a fuck? I sure as hell don't, so why should you?

$250 OBO. Was $350 from OBX and it's still fucking new. I was gonna put it on my 350Z, but then I remembered I don't fucking own a 350Z.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg263/S13Teddy/Stuff%20for%20sale/IMG_0592.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg263/S13Teddy/Stuff%20for%20sale/IMG_0598.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg263/S13Teddy/Stuff%20for%20sale/IMG_0597.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg263/S13Teddy/Stuff%20for%20sale/IMG_0596.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg263/S13Teddy/Stuff%20for%20sale/IMG_0595.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg263/S13Teddy/Stuff%20for%20sale/IMG_0594.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg263/S13Teddy/Stuff%20for%20sale/IMG_0593.jpg











If you don't wanna buy the muffler, then FUCK YOU. Maybe this S14 OBDII intake manifold would be of more fucking interest to you. It even comes with a new fucking gasket for fuck's sake.

$50 and this shit is yours.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg263/S13Teddy/Stuff%20for%20sale/IMG_0423.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg263/S13Teddy/Stuff%20for%20sale/IMG_0422.jpg






If your fucking S14 is OBDII and all that bullshit but for some reason you don't feel like buying an intake manifold from me, then maybe you can buy this OBDII distributor and shove it up your ass or something.

$20 for bitches and motherfuckers only.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg263/S13Teddy/Stuff%20for%20sale/IMG_0425.jpg

Oh wait, too bad it's already sold motherfuckers! Some asshole from MD already stole your fire.





If you don't have a KA because you're not some weak-ass piece of shit like most people, then you sure could use this brand new-ass SR20DET oil pan. Shit is minty fresh like a piece of your favorite fucking gum. It even still has a barcode on it.

$60. Shit is $85 at FRSPORT so instead of fucking yourself like a chump why don't you save some money.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg263/S13Teddy/Stuff%20for%20sale/IMG_8970.jpg







I also have this fucking S13 headliner. This thing breaks my fucking balls everyday when I try to go into the garage. I'd rather have it break YOUR balls, and while you're at it you might as well give me 25 fucking dollars for it for the trouble it caused me over the months.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg263/S13Teddy/Stuff%20for%20sale/IMG_6673.jpg
*GI Joe action figurines and LEGO Mars not included so don't even fucking think about it*

I sold this shit too, assholes.







Want a Bride Zeta II? Well FUCK YOU. You can't have it.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg263/S13Teddy/Stuff%20for%20sale/IMG_6515.jpg

Next.








To all you hellaflushed motherfuckers that sticker up your bumper and center garnish like a fucking ricer wanna be piece of shit and lower your car below the fucking Earth and shit. Well incase you need a crossmember I have one for you

$30.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg263/S13Teddy/Stuff%20for%20sale/IMG_6735.jpg


Here's a fucking CLEVER catch can I made. This shit will make your shitbox 240sx drive 100mkfrph faster than it used to.

At LEAST.

$5.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg263/S13Teddy/Stuff%20for%20sale/IMG_0424.jpg



I also have a dual cam KA exhaust manifold. I don't have a picture of the fucking manifold, but here's pretty much what it looks like.

http://3.media.tumblr.com/odOO2eRrLmlcizq0hrdYZJauo1_400.jpg

You're lucky I couldn't find a bigger fucking picture of it. Either way though, I want $30 cash or I'll rip your head off and shit down your fucking throat.



I have more shit but I don't remember what it is so in the meantime why don't you buy this fucking shit, give me my fucking money and be on your merry old motherfucking way.





Love,


Teddy

[godrifttoday]

The headliners is for what car?

[Teddy]

Sorry, it's for a fucking S13.

[SupaDoopa]

WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING ANGRY?

Willing to part the TB?

[Teddy]

No I won't part with the TB. So fucking sorry. It's just not worth it.

[SHARKERIOcoupe]

150 for the Bump fuck exhaust!

[Teddy]

150 for the Bump fuck exhaust!

Go fuck yourself!

[SHARKERIOcoupe]

That's what I wanted to hear.
You got a carbon fiber hood?

[nismonowotnik]

ur a asshole but its great well u got any s13 silvia conners pm me u bastard

[speedracer5]

sell me those fucking BRIDE seats shit fuck

[HAWAII]

where you located teddy, hook me up with the crossmember

[Teddy]

That's what I wanted to hear.
You got a carbon fiber hood?

ur a asshole but its great well u got any s13 silvia conners pm me u bastard

What the fuck? If you motherfuckers don't see it posted in the thread then what the fuck makes you think I'm selling whatever that shit you guys are talking about? Seriously.

sell me those fucking BRIDE seats shit fuck

Can you fucking read or what?

where you located teddy, hook me up with the crossmember

Hi. I'm in Torrance, CA, USA, Earth, Milky Way, Universe.

[Teddy]

Bump number fucking one.

[Oilcover]

which car is the catch-can for?

[chiboy002]

don't fucking bump his threads you dumb asses

Teddy, do you know if the s14 intake mani will fit a s13 TB?

If so, willing to hold it till 2011 and i can definitely pay you after i get my money in order? Meaning you could sell the TB to who ever asked for it
It would have to be shipped, and it's prolly heavy so understood if not

if not, lamesss

[Backintoans13]

I love this thread lol How much for the fucking cross member shipped to 88001 motherfucker!!!

[thedeadking]

How much for the seats?

[taylor_durdan]

i better not get a fucking infraction for asking this

which goddamned car is that subframe for? 13 or four fucking teen?


oh, and nice neon domelight, asshole.

[rootsfactory]

will this exhaust work on a 370?

[urnext]

send me your paypal info for that oil pan


http://i51.tinypic.com/j7ur5u.jpg

[s14jesse]

fuck you! where r u located

[Jaggorri]

How much for the Bride seat again? I missed it in all of the swearing and attempts at hilarity.

[slambarsoldier]

is the muffler chrome or polished?

[hardtime21]

How much for the Bride seat again? I missed it in all of the swearing and attempts at hilarity.
Teddy (http://zilvia.net/f/members/teddy.html) said: Want a Bride Zeta II? Well FUCK YOU. You can't have it. Then later on down in post 11 he said after this......
Quote:
Originally Posted by speedracer5 http://icandy.zilvia.net/img/zilvia/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://zilvia.net/f/sale-items/357315-fuck-fs-thread-version-2-a.html#post3775941)
sell me those fucking BRIDE seats shit fuck

"Can you fucking read or what?"


:l101: I think that he's holding on to the Fucking Seat! Lol

[thrwnsprkz]

FUCK! I wanted that seat!
dibs if the sale falls thru, pm me

edit: nm, not for sale dont list it! FUCK!!

[ISTOTOSAO]

So is the seat for sale or what?

[Kamin]

$250 for the bride seat!

[monkeyrps13]

trade seats for LS?

[uLmighty]

you SNIP are fucking dumbasses!! why don't you fucks read ! like shit man, i thought i was the only dumbass here.

[adamer]

$375 for seat!
Does it come with rails?
More pics please.

[slambarsoldier]

I have an LS1 block I would be willing to trade for the OBX muffler.

LMK

[slambarsoldier]

Is the seat forsale or not?

I'm sick of looking at this ls1 and I need something Japanese to make my car better. Lmk.

[JBao]

just checking in to see if the seat is for sale

please pm me

[Teddy]

send me your paypal info for that oil pan

here you go:

[email protected] om

LMK when the money is sent.

[chiboy002]

you guys are fucking idiots if you still think the seat is for sale

Teddy - yes/no on shipping the s14 intake mani?

[Teddy]

I would say yes, but since I have no moneys I can't hold for anyone. First to pay is first who gets it. Sorry broseph.

[SiDwAyZ240]

Hey dickweed what's the probability of that piece of shit dizzy working? You wouldn't be the kinda cock sucker that sells broken shit would you? I need it, I want it, you better sell it to me for $25 shipped or I might have to bring you the $20 bux then whip your ass for not shipping. PM me your paypal if you know whats good for you.

[Teddy]

Now look here you puke-breath ultra feminine male hooker-loving no dick douche nozzle. I don't sell no broken ass shit, what kind of guy you think I am, bitch?

You want the dizzy dizz dizztribunitonizer5000 for $25 shipped? GOOD. I'll PM you right now, shit face.

[RHDskyline]

IF that fucker didnt take the oil pan,I will. That is only if you are man enough to ship it to Canada

[Teddy]

IF that fucker didnt take the oil pan,I will. That is only if you are man enough to ship it to Canada

I ain't man enough to ship nothing to some god damn Canadians, eh.

But for you, you know since we're like Skyline bros or some weird gay shit like that, I'll ship it. PM me your postal shipping code thing shit SNIP.

[chiboy002]

I would say yes, but since I have no moneys I can't hold for anyone. First to pay is first who gets it. Sorry broseph.
Totally understand man, If you still have it next year then i'll hit you up again and take it off your hands!

GLWS man

[S14DB]

I ain't man enough to ship nothing to some god damn Canadians, eh.

But for you, you know since we're like Skyline bros or some weird gay shit like that, I'll ship it. PM me your postal shipping code thing shit SNIP.

...and now this thread is closed and Teddy is pink.