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[WIKID S4TEEN]

Wife 4 sale :whip:

FS - Wife - Cheap - The Garage Journal Board (http://www.garagejournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=78728)

[hang_510]

http://www.rustywalrus.com/images/lg/8l.jpg

[SinGarage]

I'm loving the quotes:

What is the year and model? Any accessories? Miles? Are the head lights dull? Is there any rust underneath?



Regarding wife for sale:

Any loose screws?
Is she a recognizable brand, a rebranded model, or a no-brand asian model?
Was she acquired at Harbor Freight by chance, any of that asian rubber-and-oil smell?
COO possibly Native American? So, can we assume USA made?
Any after-market parts installed, or all original?
Is there an odometer installed, and if so, what's the tally?
Does "Five Horses" equate to her worth, her size, her appetite, her output, or is this simply her horsepower rating?
Has there been regular ongoing maintenance?

Hope my wife doesn't see this hahaha.

[WIKID S4TEEN]

http://www.rustywalrus.com/images/lg/8l.jpg

Oh sh!t, this foo wins.
I don't blame him, she needs to keep fit!