Being a vampire....

[speedgod^s13]

I did a search, and didn't find any threads that asked this question. If you had a chance to become a vampire, would you do it? Remember, all the typical rules apply, no sunlight, you have to drink blood, etc. I personally, would do it. I hate going out during the day, I stay up all night, i'd get to live forever. Now, if you say yes you would, elaborate why. If you say no, explain as well. I'd like to hear everyones reasonings. One of the first thing's i'd do, is turn all my friends and family into vampires as well. That is of course, only if they wanted it. I think the pros outweigh the cons, but everyone is different. I mean, if you are a surfer, or outdoors person, you wouldn't want to only be out at night. Should make for an interesting thread.

[SochBAT]

Tons of reasons.

1, bedtime can suck a dick.

2, the freaks come out at night.

3, the freaks come out at night.

4, party like a rockstar, un-fucking-stoppable.

5, bitches all day long. Charming sluts left and right.

6, you can fly.

7, you can turn into a bat. SochBAT!

8, you don't deal with rush hour traffic.

9, Dos Equis man is nothing compared to you. "I don't always drink, but when I do, its blood mother fucker!"

10, TougeDriftingVampires?

[zspeedrft]

i would love to be a vampire...

[babyjesus]

hell yes i would...only if it were like twilight and i had super speed

[bik]

Really is a good topic after those twilight movies? O_o

[BustedS13]

i'd rather be a wizard, ILLLLLLL

[Daniel.]

i'd rather be a wizard, ILLLLLLLESSSST

Fixed that. :p

[SochBAT]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[Matej]

Who would win in a fight between Dumbledore and Gandalf?

[sectorjeff]

Gandalf!!!! I'd be a werewolf I could show off how much of a beast i am!

[lawrenceyang]

id rather be a belmont and slay you heathens

[jeeper_x]

daywalker ftw!

[silviaguy240]

hell yea, you ever seen how hot them vampire bitches are? plus you could just go enslave the hottest chick you see at night as your vampire servant. plus all other aspects of it are just badass.

[Walperstyle]

NO, thread fail

Vampires are snip sissy boys according to a certain twilight stupid movie series. I frankly don't want teenage girls chasing after me.

[revat619]

I'd be like Blade, but i wont fuck with you guys. We'll just hang out.

[sleep]

NO, thread fail

Vampires are SNIP sissy boys according to a certain twilight stupid movie series. I frankly don't want teenage girls chasing after me.


You have seen the wrong vampire movie/show/book/folklore

i would sell my soul to bang sookie stackhouse/anna paquin.
http://millerbrooks.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/draft_lens7621042module63752292photo_1255891272soo kie-stackhouse-pic.jpg

[ericcastro]

hell yea, you ever seen how hot them vampire bitches are? plus you could just go enslave the hottest chick you see at night as your vampire servant. plus all other aspects of it are just badass.

Isnt that kinda like when chicks get preggo to keep dudes?

thats gonna work out, lol.


15 years ago I thought it would be cool to be a vampire so you would be around long enough and have the power and understanding to change the world into a much better place for all of humanity.

Vampires dont have sex guys, sorry to bum you out.

[sleep]

Vampires dont have sex guys, sorry to bum you out.


DP!!!

/edit HOLY HUGE PICTURE! Sorry

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/entertainment_tv_tvblog/files/2010/08/trueblood.jpg

[lawrenceyang]

that was one of the most disturbing pictures ive ever seen

[BustedS13]

that chick needs braces, she could never pull wizard dick with that gap

[Fash00]

Another interesting fact when I first started watching true blood I couldn't figure out where the hell I'd seen her before. Im pretty sure its Rogue from the X-Men movie

[revat619]

that chick needs braces, she could never pull wizard dick with that gap

LOL :rofl:

Another interesting fact when I first started watching true blood I couldn't figure out where the hell I'd seen her before. Im pretty sure its Rogue from the X-Men movie

Yeah its her. She was kinda beat in X-men though.

[simmode1]

Being a vampire would give me more time to master martial arts badassery and perhaps some dark magic/skills... But, I don't like bringing pain, death and darkness to others. I value my humanity.

I'd have to find some other route to power, maybe unless some kind of blood substitute was available.

[Bubbles]

I'd rather be Robert Pattinson and slay bitches all day while being a bumbling idiot.

[WanganRunner]

I like the whole immortality bit, to be sure.

[IIIXziuR]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ladb1uIfny1qe3x3xo1_500.jpg

[ManoNegra]

Another interesting fact when I first started watching true blood I couldn't figure out where the hell I'd seen her before. Im pretty sure its Rogue from the X-Men movie


Yeah its her. She was kinda beat in X-men though.

Academy Award and Golden Globe winner for her role in 1993's The Piano
http://www.childstarlets.com/captures/samples/anna_paquin_piano133.jpg

tooth gap adds character, I'd smash

ps True Blood rocks

[hotlavaflow]

Down for the Vampires. I'm a night person anyway. Plus more time to

work on my car
bang chicks
master martial arts
bang chicks
learn languages
bang chicks
get money
bang chicks
travel
bang chicks
create a metal chest plate (just incase you bastards get slick)

Start a business

WeTurnU.com
Immortality, what's it worth to you?

[Wongger]

^^ think you forgot to mention bang chicks

[exitspeed]

I'd become a vampire in a second. Even the Twilight kind. Hate on me all you want...cause I'd rip your throat out and sex your gf up very quickly. lol.

[1on1]

i wouldnt, a lot of good food are made with garlic!!!!

[mkezzo16]

Nah im good..ima day & nite person
1.dont want to live forever without bein able to be in sunlight.
2.Dont want to be a demonic creature for eternity
3. i party and bang chicks now as a human..(being a vampire wont make some of you look ne better in order to pull girls)
4. Dont wana be pale as shit
..could go on and on ..you get the gist though

[cleantune]

Not down with the paleness. I'd be in the tanning salon son, UV light is nothin....its just sunlight that they can't handle right?

I'd be like the token tan guy of the vamp world.

...and because of #2 and #3 in the list:]
Tons of reasons.

2, the freaks come out at night.

3, the freaks come out at night.

[ThatGuy]

http://dailyshite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Twilight-Simple-Logic.jpg

[I LUV MY S13]

Eternal life sounds boring.

[BustedS13]

http://dailyshite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Twilight-Simple-Logic.jpg

selective rigor mortis?

[speedgod^s13]

Some of your reasonings, really made me think. I never realized, that I would have to give up all foods, that contained garlic. I freakin love garlic!!! Oh well, I could still eat onions. On the topic of drinking blood, you don't actually have to hurt people, you can drink animal blood too. i think eternal life would be awesome, especially watching people you don't like, withering away, and just laughing at them.:D I don't care about the paleness, i'd still be fighting chicks off of me!!!

[exitspeed]

http://dailyshite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Twilight-Simple-Logic.jpg

He gets her pregnant though sooooo....

[SochBAT]

Funny, because when I checked this thread, this ad came up.

http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CILRuoejpq3McxCsAhjvATIIDFUWEQjD3tU

[626DRIFTR]

i'm sold on the whole compelling thing haha ;) yessssss

[fckillerbee]

He gets her pregnant though sooooo....

she became a vampire, and then bit into his testy....and blamo! little batman.

[simmode1]

being a vampire wont make some of you look ne better in order to pull girls)
Haha! Word! Ugly guys use roofies. Ugly Vampires hypnotize bitches. Same thing... lol
On the topic of drinking blood, you don't actually have to hurt people, you can drink animal blood too.
Eww! Fuck dat shit! Not only is that nasty, even others vamps will look at you crazy, like "WTF? Loser..."

I'd rather stay human, master my Ki and spread positivity.

[RurouniMidnight]

Yes! cause you never get old i could ride sweet enduros across the earth for ages, get lost in the shadows and leave a trail of compelled lovers to do my bidding.

Also you can move fast and be sneaky. Id get some witch to make a ring that would allow me to walk around in daylight as long as im wearing it.

[1cyprince]

I'd Love to be a vampire

[RNGWLD]

wtf
is this shit

[ericcastro]

http://dailyshite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Twilight-Simple-Logic.jpg

What I stated on page one.
Guess our twilight fans chose to ignore it :P

Yes! cause you never get old i could ride sweet enduros across the earth for ages,


You forget. the things you do for fun now will be boring without the risk factor.
Your immortal, you cannot die, and you have super human abilities.
You could ride your enduro into a brick wall at 100mph and not even be feeling any pain.
without risk, there is no fun.

[exitspeed]

What I stated on page one.
Guess our twilight fans chose to ignore it :P



Twilight FAN.I'm pretty sure I'm alone on that one in here. lol.

[ericcastro]

Twilight FAN.I'm pretty sure I'm alone on that one in here. lol.


Don't believe that twilight shit.

Its a bunch of BS, and its not gonna help you when your in transalvania after midnight!

[jahmias]

become a vampire, then do the whole day walker cure thing when i decide that i want to be a human again

[locoluna825]

i want to become a chupacabra

[exitspeed]

i want to become a chupacabra

Phhhsssst. Everyone knows those are fake.

[ayuaddict]

lol. dudes, what?

[ThatGuy]

He gets her pregnant though sooooo....

With poor writing, anything is possible.

Except of course making "sparkling in the sunlight" something that isn't completely lame.

:ddog:

[exitspeed]

With poor writing, anything is possible.

Except of course making "sparkling in the sunlight" something that isn't completely lame.

:ddog:

Have you actually read the books? They are easy reads, but I wouldn't say they are poorly written. They actually suck you in quite a bit (no pun intended). There's plenty of books that are written worse that are still enjoyable. I'm almost done with WWZ and I feel like that is actually poorly written.

But, hey I'm not going to change your mind. You and I are hardly the target demographic. lol.

[ThatGuy]

I have read parts, enough to see that her writing style and ability aren't up to par, in my opinion.

Not to mention the very basis of the story is lame. Again, in my opinion.

But in a direct quote from an excellent writer:

“People are attracted by the stories, by the pace and in the case of Stephenie Meyer, it’s very clear that she’s writing to a whole generation of girls and opening up kind of a safe joining of love and sex in those books. It’s exciting and it’s thrilling and it’s not particularly threatening because they’re not overtly sexual. A lot of the physical side of it is conveyed in things like the vampire will touch her forearm or run a hand over skin, and she just flushes all hot and cold. And for girls, that’s a shorthand for all the feelings that they’re not ready to deal with yet.”

“Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.”

Exactly, Meyer has written a "high class" trashy novel. Honestly, if it weren't for the movies, I'd expect to see her books at the end of the check out lanes in the super market, where lonely women pick up all their literature. So sit back in you rocking chair, while 23 cats run around the room, and read about how a "vampire" can make you feel like a woman should.

:rofl:



Now, Anne Rice Vamps? That's a differnet story.

I'm sure plenty of people would want to join that lifestyle.
There are still far more drawbacks to living forever, and only by night and blood, then there are positives, which she conveyed very accuately in her best book; "Interview with a Vampire". Other than that her writing isn't all that great either, but at least her characters aren't sparkly. :ddog:

[Scotty F. Baby s13]

Haha this is funny but fuck it I'll b down ha

[ericcastro]

Only problem with anne rice is all the weird issues she has with men, penises and the extremely homosexualality in her novels, yet no lesbian action.

Great writer, but sometimes i wish she would sort her shit out cause it kind of pulls you out of the scene when it gets all gay.

[sac]

i would be a warewolf if i had the choice!
definately!

[onehundredoctane]

no. and I'll tell you why. because i'm not a 16 year old female.

[nevertheless]

Count me in, you know how much trim you would get these days!

[Future240]

Twilight FAN.I'm pretty sure I'm alone on that one in here. lol.

Not anymore you are not.:bigok:

[SharkMan]

Nah, vampires seem to metro for my likeing, I mean look at brad pitt and tom cruise in interview with the vampire. Its movies like that which make straight men come out of the closet.

Werevolves FTW.

[Felipe]

sorry guys for taking so long.... had to stop by the store and pick up a 4 pack lol
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2008/06/37/7e/377e2c4dbec4e5e77ccc1e47d9d676e9.jpg

[rb25_s13*CHUKI]

Would much rather be a Lycan or a just a plain ol werewolf.. I am also watching blade 2 right now hahaha.

[HPKMotorsports3]

f**k being a vampire or werewolf or a wizard...Id be SUPERMAN, well have his powers!!! but for the sake of your poll being a vampire would be badass but id be dracula because he was the first...

[jdmimports]

yes i would

[underground_army]

wait does that mean i get a 10 pack like the movies people do? cause if that happens then hell yeah

[chucky norris]

i would love to be a vampire just so i can mess around and prank some people lol

[afred]

Living forever and not sleeping would probably get ridiculously boring and Twilight has ruined vampires.

[TurboStrong]

Cuz their blood suckers, and thats not good!

[blingbling]

hell yes, so I could drive my kouki for eternity :2f2f:

[KOUKIboy]

Ok you guys are watching waay too much Twilight, time to come back down to Earth....:duh:

[dsastr_clan]

can u imagine how weird would it be to see a black vampire shinning under sunlight? WTF>?

[Kom3t]

Why would you be a vampire?? Even if you have all those hot bitches.. Gotta remember... Vampires have to heart... That means no blood flow... Bummer!!!!!

[joe645733]

Tons of reasons.

1, bedtime can suck a dick.

2, the freaks come out at night.

3, the freaks come out at night.

4, party like a rockstar, un-fucking-stoppable.

5, bitches all day long. Charming sluts left and right.

6, you can fly.

7, you can turn into a bat. SochBAT!

8, you don't deal with rush hour traffic.

9, Dos Equis man is nothing compared to you. "I don't always drink, but when I do, its blood mother fucker!"

10, TougeDriftingVampires?

do you seriously have a bedtime?

[blingbling]

Not anymore you are not.:bigok:

Maybe you guys can set up a play date and rub eachother funny

[SmogSUX]

http://wesleying.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/South_Park_Vampire_kids.png
Being a vampire is amazing persay

[stprasinz]

Wait superman... Oh, so long as you know not who I am...... But I would be a werewolf/vampire/wizard! I'd cast a spell So eventhough I am in the sunlight it doesn't hit me, and I am illuminated in such a way that I appear naormal haha thats full of win... But still a fail ha

[jumboflan]

Vampires are too pale and brood too much. Ahhhh the eternity thing unless you get stabbed with a wooden stake. It's not my thing. really. I like being mortal. Have you seen Lost Boys? Keifer Sutherland is excellent in that. His voice never changes. It's hella deep. hahaha. i

[LuckyRPS13]

if given the choice i would. but if i was given the choice between vamp and werewolf. i would be a werewolf. nothing but the dog in me, WOOF! Werewolves get all teh same fun stuff, but get to stay up during the day, and they get to let the beast out ;)

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