the "were you high or something?" thread.

[lainardisboss]

so i just thought id start a thread about funny things happening today.

i got a ticket, parking too close to the mall, because im an employee.


heres the ticket

ticket 405x

http://i56.tinypic.com/vxm22q.jpg


post away!:sadwavey:

[Okinawandrifter87]

Haha just wow.. 405x? WTF?

[lainardisboss]

is like japanese. nandeyane!?

[midnightouge]

lol someone i know also got a parking ticket for leaving his car parked at the mall overnight.
His ticket said it was a nsx

[s13bert]

lol i havent gotten one of those yet, i work at the victoria gardens mall for victorias secret, and they never catch me lol, im the only 240 out there lol.....

[frsh4]

I got a parking ticket stating that the model of my car is a Honda. I have a s13 with sil front. It was quite an insult i chuckled tho.

[lainardisboss]

i died. when i saw this shit, i dropped dead in the parking lot pointing at the security guard holding the ticket up.oh yeah and laughing my ass off.

[slideslidegnarslide]

dude its fine i had some jerk off in a mustang next to me at a light. (mind you im in a kouki) he asked me if my honda was fast lol. Then pursued trying to race me over and over. i finally did a roll with him and walked all over his 5.slow. (again my car is also rb25 swapped lol) so its not just cops that are retarded its every one. no one knows what a 240 is unless they are in the community

[sw20>>s14]

whats with people and 240s? ive gotten a warning on the street before stating, "red sport 40" and a speeding ticket that actually said "nissian 19985 300zx" SMH......

[h2v7]

240sx
5=s


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[lainardisboss]

i like hearing stupid stores like this. keep em coming! lol

[klits562]

lol atleast you can take it to court and get it dismissed.
I just had to take care of a fix it ticket today i looked at it(for the first time in a month) and notice it has hon(crossed out) then NISS next it it. i was just like wow.... i think the cop even asked me if it was a prelude and i have a damn plate frame that says 240sx on it.

[keistyle]

Some guy asked me how i did my convertible conversion

[ILoveMyRHS13]

My friend got a ticket in his 350Z and the cop listed as a 1989 300ZX hahah.

[Shitty_S14]

i took my car to the paint guy this past thursday, and they thought it was a RHD prelude./. it kinda made me feel super bumped :(

[Scotty F. Baby s13]

Haha this is a funny as thread ha

[lainardisboss]

Haha this is a funny as thread ha

im glad i made it. ahha.

[zspeedrft]

i got cited for parking overnight at my cuzins apt complex...i was driving my 74 z (only emblems i have are fairlady z all around)....dumb rent a cop put "corvette fairlady" next to model...haha

[lainardisboss]

ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. lmfaohard.

[Aroddalobster]

is like japanese. nandeyanen!?
fixed. you were asking "why roof?"

[SochBAT]

Anand Ravi S: Hi, my name is Anand Ravi S. How may I help you?
Socheat Men: Hello Anand.
Socheat Men: I was wondering what were the steps to send my netbook in for reformat and reloading of Windows7
Anand Ravi S: Hi Socheat.
Anand Ravi S: What is the serial number of the computer?
Socheat Men: LUWH20D006002441761601
Anand Ravi S: According to your submission of data, the Serial number for your unit is LUWH20D006002441761601 and I see that your computer is covered under warranty
Anand Ravi S: May I know the reason for relaoding Windows 7?
Socheat Men: I tried Ubuntu but disliked it
Socheat Men: I ordered a set of recovery media a while back thinking it would be in USB form as netbooks lack a physical harddrive
Socheat Men: but they were DVDs instead.
Anand Ravi S: Okay, Socheat, you can execute system recovery procedure to reset the computer back to facotry settings.
Anand Ravi S: I will provide a weblink that contains the exact procedure to execute system recovery from the harddrive partition. I suggest that you execute the steps and check if it works normally.
Anand Ravi S: Gateway Support - Restore from Factory Default (http://support.gateway.com/s/software/microsof/Vista/7515910/7515910su12.shtml)
Socheat Men: I have tried those steps already.
Socheat Men: pressing Alt F10 repeatedly does nothing
Anand Ravi S: Did you press and hold Alt and continuously tapped F10?
Socheat Men: yes I did.
Socheat Men: I also tried hitting them at the same time continuously, holding the F10 and tapping the ALT, and pressing and holding both keys
Anand Ravi S: Okay.
Socheat Men: So can I get the RMA number to send the netbook out?
Anand Ravi S: In this case, I can setup a service to re install windows; however, there would be a charge for $99 for software reload. shall we proceed?
Socheat Men: why is there a charge? The netbook is still under warrantee
Anand Ravi S: The charge is because you have changed the operating system from the factory settings.
Socheat Men: stanza number 2 from the Gateway Limited warranty states otherwise
Socheat Men: "The scope of technical support consists of
helping You diagnose and resolve problems with defects in Products covered by this Agreement,
and, for PC Products, reinstalling the factory-installed operating system and software to restore it
to the original factory configuration."
Anand Ravi S: Yes, that is in scenarios when the pre installed operating system is corroupt.
Anand Ravi S: You have an alternate option to contact our software support to re install operating system.
Anand Ravi S: If you wish to hear more on this team and their support options, I shall setup a call back. What is the telephone number and the best time to call?
Socheat Men: 9097533122.
Anand Ravi S: The best time to call with the time zone?
Socheat Men: it doesn't say in the warranty that this isn't covered.
Socheat Men: best time is 2p Central

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Cliffnotes, I installed Ubuntu. I want Win7 back. I want to send it in, but he says installing Ubuntu voids the warranty.

I called, and talked to another rep, he says software isn't covered. To his surprise, it is.

"Acer will assist the original purchaser with (i) installation of any operating system
software purchased from Acer; (ii) configuration of the operating system software; (iii) setup of th operating system software; and (iv) troubleshooting issues associated with the operating system software."

Regardless, thanks to the Magnuson-Moss Warranty Act, everyone is covered from aftermarket software.

[keeeban]

I remember a couple months back I took my Zenki S14 to a mechanic's shop to get a stripped bolt on my exhaust off.

I roll in, mechanic says "Oh, Prelude?" I say, "....Uh no, it's a Nissan." The dude just nods his head as if he had no idea what a Nissan was.

..-__-

[lainardisboss]

keep this thread rollin!

[worangejuice]

I 'googled' 'yahoo' once when I was really stoned :P

[enigmadsm]

Was watching that Stride gum mystery flavor commercial....

Me: Holy shit man, that dude just got pecked by an ostrich
Friend: I know right, thats gotta hurt like a bitch

awkward silence

Friend: I mean, thats like getting punched by a beak, like imagine if you had a beak on the end of your fist and you punched me.

Me: :facepalm:

[Shitty_S14]

I 'googled' 'yahoo' once when I was really stoned :P


i like ur style

[dolphin]

was watching that stride gum mystery flavor commercial....

Me: Holy shit man, that dude just got pecked by an ostrich
friend: I know right, thats gotta hurt like a bitch

awkward silence

friend: I mean, thats like getting punched by a beak, like imagine if you had a beak on the end of your fist and you punched me.

Me: :facepalm:

you just made my mother fkkin day!!!!!!

[dolphin]

O M G................ I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[heavenboundkevin]

i didnt even get any of that man! theres fuking helicopters and night vision goggles, and it wasnt as good as......

tony stark, jericho, that missile, transformers 2

explode like like a snowboarder taking an AT4 rocket Launcher, to 6,000 fukin gallons of high explosives..... *silence....lined up on the fukin SUN!

[Gizmo_S13]

Was watching that Stride gum mystery flavor commercial....

Me: Holy shit man, that dude just got pecked by an ostrich
Friend: I know right, thats gotta hurt like a bitch

awkward silence

Friend: I mean, thats like getting punched by a beak, like imagine if you had a beak on the end of your fist and you punched me.

Me: :facepalm:


This is fucking win!!!!!! :bowrofl: