Whats the stupidest thing you've sold on craigslist?

[drivingtrails]

What's the stupidest thing you have ever sold or bought on craigslist?

[Tiny240]

Nothing stupid yet. Can't wait to see what others say

[yvang07]

Okay, so, I live in the suburbs (Helps with my story). I rearranged my basement and had extra space for a love seat. My cheap ass goes on CL to look for some free love seats I could possibly clean and use. Anyway I found 2 that I liked. 1 I saw pics of and the Other I was just going to go pick up asap hoping no one would beat me to it.

The one that had pics of I picked up that Tuesday, cleaned it, washed it, gave it the whole works and it was in my basement that evening. The SECOND one that had no pics of, the owner gave me her address and I mapquest'd it and on Thursday I went to go pick it up...Lo-and behold it was at the trailer park like .5miles away from my house. I was like "Okay so, trailer park, can't be that bad right?" WRONG shit was so beat up and it looked like it had been sitting in the front yard for weeks. Wet, moldy looking and shitty as hell. Needless to say I just drove by and went back home lol. The owner emailed me later that night and I was like "Yeah...my old man bought me one already" lol.

[240sxfamily]

Sold all my toy cars. lol

[soreballz]

A few years back, I saw a WTB ad for sweaty socks. I emailed the guy, and said he'd give me 60 bucks for a single pair of sweaty socks. The nastier, the better. So, for three days, I wore the same socks while I went out skating.
On the third night, I emailed him to let him know that they were pretty ripe. He then offered to double the original amount if I jacked off into each sock. I figured, shit, that's the easiest 120 bucks I'd ever make! But then he told me that he wanted to meet up alone and at night for the exchange, and I got weirded out and backed out. Creepy dude wants to meet up alone, in the dark, to buy my sweaty jizz socks? Nahhhh... Probably a serial killer or some shit.
I threw those socks away.

[Sam_Well.13]

me... that was a fail.. lol

[510-SR20DET]

^^ LMFAO i second that.

[I LUV MY S13]

my manhood

[shiftdrift]

i sold blumpkins....only made 5 dollhairs.

[j20accord00]

when i bought my f250 they tires were totally shot and almost belted on the one, when I bought new tires for it they wanted to charge me like 5 dollars a 20 to throw them out. I said i would throw them out..it never happened and my dad was on my ass about them, so i put them on craigslist..some jerk off gave me 200 bucks for shitty ass belted tires.

[driftsilvias13]

soreballz, that shit creeps me out. I would never meet up with some guy like that haha

[handinpants]

Being that I am sober for over 4 years now, now drugs or alcohol, I sold my urine on craigslist, the price would very on how much you wanted.
But then instead of the people I thought would buy it to pass their drug tests, weird people vcalledand asked me to pee on them, for money.

[handinpants]

Being that I am sober for over 4 years now, now drugs or alcohol, I sold my urine on craigslist, the price would very on how much you wanted.
But then instead of the people I thought would buy it to pass their drug tests, weird people vcalledand asked me to pee on them, for money.

[Iamdave]

well im not selling it but im selling a toliet for my mom>.>

[allntrlundrgrnd]

my little sisters virginity

[!Zar!]

soreballz, that shit creeps me out. I would never meet up with some guy like that haha
Or it was just someone playing a prank on him.

[Tokona-x]

A few years back, I saw a WTB ad for sweaty socks. I emailed the guy, and said he'd give me 60 bucks for a single pair of sweaty socks. The nastier, the better. So, for three days, I wore the same socks while I went out skating.
On the third night, I emailed him to let him know that they were pretty ripe. He then offered to double the original amount if I jacked off into each sock. I figured, shit, that's the easiest 120 bucks I'd ever make! But then he told me that he wanted to meet up alone and at night for the exchange, and I got weirded out and backed out. Creepy dude wants to meet up alone, in the dark, to buy my sweaty jizz socks? Nahhhh... Probably a serial killer or some shit.
I threw those socks away.


WOW screw that man that does sound like a serial killer no doubt!

[ayuaddict]

WOW screw that man that does sound like a serial killer no doubt!

Or it was just someone playing a prank on him.

Or it was just someone playing a prank on him.

[I LUV MY S13]

I think it was a prank, nothings funnier than getting someone to jizz in their dirty ass socks... Right?

[soreballz]

Nah, it was legit. The dude had some weird ass fetishes.

[ayuaddict]

Sounds like an alternate ending to the story?

[drivingtrails]

Yeah i think it as just a SNIP with fetishes.

[shiftdrift]

edit that post quick!!!!!! no F words.

[soreballz]

Sounds like an alternate ending to the story?
If what you're thinking happened had happened, I wouldn't have posted anything at all.
Yeah i think it as just a SNIP with fetishes.
Enjoy your time off.

edit that post quick!!!!!! no F words.
Too late!

[Xbroke_kidX]

My Grandmother.....walker included