The Real Zilvia

[Xbroke_kidX]

If everyone on Zilvia moved onto one block and they filmed it, it would probably be the best show ever created.

Discuss.

[moocowmoo]

the murder rate would be through the roof..... lol at least it would still be better than "jersey shore"

[KiLLeR2001]

If everyone on Zilvia moved onto one block and they filmed it, it would probably be the best show ever created.

Discuss.

A bunch of incomplete S-chassis cars owned all on one block?

[veeates36]

That block would have some really cool cars.. Lol

[Xbroke_kidX]

Think about it.
The Mods
Nightkid and chewbaca girl
All the cool kids
All the old guys who hate drifting and anything loud


Think Desperate Housewifes and Jersey Shore and Fast and Furious all in one.....

[Xbroke_kidX]

That block would have SOME really cool cars.. Lol

Yes but a shit load more ugly ones.

[KiLLeR2001]

If I win the lotto I will buy some cheap land somewhere and build my own neighborhood for strictly, s-chassis / Z / skyline owners, and absolutely no clunkers will be allowed... ill make a dedicated junk yard of nothing but nissan parts cars.

[Devius]

Im just wondering what the equivalent of locking threads would be. Maybe kicked out the house? lol

[udon!]

what about getting pinked?

I guess being banned means to be killed, or put in jail?

[Xbroke_kidX]

Locked would be Racerx2k9 running up and blind side tackling you so you cant finish your sentence. Pinked would be MrMeph driving up in the A team van and throwing you in the back and never to be seen untill pinking is finished.

[keeeban]

Banned = leave Zilvia, & go to Nico.

And we keep your car.


..

If it's nice.

[udon!]

Poor 240xtc

[fckillerbee]

Poor 240xtc

lmao....and 240xtc would be part of a crime scene...(rape victim) lmao

[ESmorz]

I'd rather drive a Yugo.

[udon!]

http://images.thetruthaboutcars.com/2010/04/yugo.jpg



HELL YEAH BRAH

[rcracin]

a big sausage fest. no thank you.

[udon!]

whats wrong with sausage

[DreamN]

"You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds"

:keke:

[1on1]

^LOL

there would be a lot of laughs.

[DALAZ_68]

A bunch of incomplete S-chassis cars owned all on one block?

LOL


that^ wins

[lflkajfj12123]

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[ayuaddict]

Haha. At least i would never be bored. I better be able to choose who i live with and shit.

P.S. this would have been a cool idea maybe 1.5-2 years ago.

[XeroX]

Lol well we wouldnt have to pay for shipping! everything would be pick up prices :yum:

And no one would get $hit stolen cause it would just end up down the street lol

[WanganRunner]

This is already pretty much the case, or seems like it. Zilvia is like 95% CA residents, or so it appears.


At any rate, with everyone on the same block, that street better have no potholes and pretty flat driveways, or everyone's fucked.

[deolio]

it wouldn't be a commercial success due to the viewers having no idea what the fuck people were talking about half the time. ex: "bro, i was walking down the street yesterday when i saw this slammed hella flush s13 on battles and had his bn sports draggin on the ground. then he stomped on the gas and went to shift and his bov was all like psh pshew psst bawwwwwwww and something shot out of his atmospheric dump pipe. i think his spool grenaded man?!!!??"

would there be a grand prize? - free tires from city tire for life?
would people get voted off? or would it be text-in like american idol? - "text s13 to vote for philip. text sil80 to vote for mrmetamorphosis..."
weekly challenges? - who can light a shrub on fire with the sparks shooting from their car first?!

[s13love-green]

Lol well we wouldnt have to pay for shipping! everything would be pick up prices :yum:

And no one would get $hit stolen cause it would just end up down the street lol

nice! no more paypal scams :D .. all thiefs n sketchy ppl would get the beating they deserve. :axe:

[MandTPhotography]

would there be a grand prize? - free tires from city tire for life?
would people get voted off? or would it be text-in like american idol? - "text s13 to vote for philip. text sil80 to vote for mrmetamorphosis..."
weekly challenges? - who can light a shrub on fire with the sparks shooting from their car first?!

Hahahaha, awesome.

[WangonwWarrior]

Best thread of the year :D

[CleanAndLegit]

^^^^^ agreed! (:

[5pecialist]

NOTHING would happen. People are always more insane on the forums than real life. When there is no keyboard in front of them, car guys just kinda sit around staring at their cars...

[LimeLite Racing]

it wouldn't be a commercial success due to the viewers having no idea what the fuck people were talking about half the time. ex: "bro, i was walking down the street yesterday when i saw this slammed hella flush s13 on battles and had his bn sports draggin on the ground. then he stomped on the gas and went to shift and his bov was all like psh pshew psst bawwwwwwww and something shot out of his atmospheric dump pipe. i think his spool grenaded man?!!!??"

would there be a grand prize? - free tires from city tire for life?
would people get voted off? or would it be text-in like american idol? - "text s13 to vote for philip. text sil80 to vote for mrmetamorphosis..."
weekly challenges? - who can light a shrub on fire with the sparks shooting from their car first?!

LMAO philip and mrmetamorphosis

[niteridaz503]

+1 for this thread

I think id be insanely awesome to kick it & meet all of you in person. Also i think id be hilarious yet fun to confuse the hell outta people watching & personally id say im down for the free tires for life lol "seat time anyone"

Also there would have to be cool challenges to see who makes & who gets tackled and pinked out of existence lol:naughtyd::naughtyd:

[J3123MY]

Lol. This shit would be interesting. A bunch of shit talking broke mother fuckers all on one block. Unfortunately, I would have the shittiest car. :wtc:

[Pblesh85]

I think alot of people would car pool. And shipping costs would be non-existant.

Other than that property values would plumit.

[Kamburrito]

i'd have no reason to EVER use my computer anymore ... and that goes the same for the rest of you zombies on this forum.

[5pecialist]

I would have the shittiest car
I might have you beat!

[blueshark123]

Alot of ricer flybys on the block lol

[R_G]

Well if rims or stuff get stolen it would be easier to find.

[soreballz]

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No homo.



This would be interesting. I'd foresee lots of people getting put in their place REAL quick.

[punxva]

i think it'd be pretty funny to see from the outside.

[WangonwWarrior]

It would be a neighborhood war between the s13 guys and the s14 guys, then the s14 guys have a revolution and fight over zenkis and koukis. And people who have motorswaps from different make of cars have to rail their cousins


Im just throwing out ideas lol

[ThatGuy]

Sorry, but you couldn't pay me enough to patrol those streets.

[VROOOM]

there would be more cars on jack stands than cars being driven.

[WangonwWarrior]

there would be more cars on jack stands than cars being driven.
:rofl:

Body shops would open up all over town thinking they were about to make a killing on fixing quarter panels, then be out of business in a week lol

[ATLspeed]

there would never be a "Why doesnt my car start" problem ever again cuz someone would be like "oh jonny down the street had the same problem....here this is what you do"

[joeapple8]

Them streets would be filled with power steering fluid / gl-4 / motor oil within a week.

[WangonwWarrior]

There would be caution signs everywhere no to walk on or near any streets or you will be hit by a drifter lol

[NismoDriverS13]

and there would be trails of car scrapes all the way to peoples houses, and paint on the floor so u know whose car it was.

and cars would be built in a week!

[soreballz]

There would be caution signs everywhere no to walk on or near any streets or you will be hit by a drifter lol
And those drifters would get fucked up and voted out with the quickness.

[Aki180sx]

I would finally be in a town where I am not surrounded by honda's.

put me down for a house on that block.

[punxva]

there wouldn't be any speed bumps

[joeapple8]

Smog would be worse than LA

[yellowxhoodie]

id hide my bed sheets

[mrsuave]

Them streets would be filled with power steering fluid / gl-4 / motor oil within a week.

^ sounds like my car -_-

[h2v7]

while everyone is out working on their cars i will be street racing integras and doing redline REVVS all around the block allll day

[lflkajfj12123]

while everyone is out working on their cars i will be street racing integras and doing redline REVVS all around the block allll day

You're my favorite. Can we get bunk beds together?

[CleanAndLegit]

when you hit that corner to turn you'll be shot by a rice cake killa

[h2v7]

You're my favorite. Can we get bunk beds together?



yea but its gotta be one of these

http://www.triplefdirect.com.au/products/furniture/bedroom/kids/fire_engine_bunk_with_headlights.jpg

[theicecreamdan]

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nnnnnnnnnot!

[bones321]

while everyone is out working on their cars i will be street racing integras and doing redline REVVS all around the block allll day

and you would also get a scooter thrown under your car

[keeeban]

there wouldn't be any speed bumps

Ahahaha hurray!

[saleaf]

Someone would get run over real quick.

[WISH ONE]

I thought about zilvia as reality show once... it would take a special kind of person to really be into it. It would be a catastrophe otherwise.

[Laernu]

+1 this is great lol im down to live on that block ill be the guy with the mismatched S14 :)

[DenkiMan!]

hondas will take the long way home

[deuce40sxftw]

the newbs would get thumb tacks thrown on their driveway instead of fruit cakes at their door, and the search button... what would taht be

[chitownguy]

Would only be interesting to S-chassis owners. But I would only like to be in the same house with people who are equally lame as I in real life.

[codyace]

Most would be bored with the hardparking and debates over what offset to run;)

[ZilviaKid]

dibs on living beside busteds13. that dude has a sweet setup in his house!

[kingkilburn]

I'd be down to live there.

I'd have a rave every week and nightly Street Fighter tournaments.


We would make a bad ass local community.

Can you imagine the shitty local tv shows we'd create? Or the radio DJ's?

[ViciousCesar!]

would people move in just so they can set up yard sales full of old s-chassis parts?

[kingkilburn]

They would have to live there for two weeks and then need a reference from an established resident to set up shop.

[zero.offset]

Best thread idea in a long time.

[cleantune]

^agreed.

newbs would be DD's until they reach their post quota :]

[mike[pistonless]]

everyone would be replacing only their rear wheels

[TougeLove]

instead of using your join date as a hierarchy tool you would have to use your "time at residence date"

oh and every house would have two lifts and a heated garage. :D

[mike[pistonless]]

i would sit and drink 40s and just watch you guys working on cars id be too lazy

[ViciousCesar!]

what could premie residents get that mudnamers wouldn't?

[ViciousCesar!]

;3522800']i would sit and drink 40s and just watch you guys working on cars id be too lazy

like we already do? lol

[mike[pistonless]]

lol cesar no one has to know we do nothing in our auto class haha

[ericcastro]

It would be great.
Everyone that talks shit about knock offs and how crappy my car looks, would also be asking for rides while their 240 sits in the garage waiting for next years tax return, so they can be one part closer to completion.

lmao!

[ViciousCesar!]

;3522865']lol cesar no one has to know we do nothing in our auto class haha

you've seen my car bro. that doesn't only apply to auto class. lol

[ILLES13]

For 4th of july, we can just get all the cars lined up on the block and just hit rev limiter for fireworks. soo kewl brah! <4

:)

[slideslidegnarslide]

dude lets do it find a couple people in this area and lets grab a couple row homes in philly together we can start an s chassis block and if it doesnt work you got cool ass neibors at least

seriously pm me if your in the area im moving out soon any way and would love cool ass people to be neihbors with me im already moving in with a s13 kid and i have an s13 so lets do thissss

[niteridaz503]

instead of using your join date as a hierarchy tool you would have to use your "time at residence date"

oh and every house would have two lifts and a heated garage. :D

lol that would be awesome, sign me up for one.

[h2v7]

dude lets do it find a couple people in this area and lets grab a couple row homes in philly together we can start an s chassis block and if it doesnt work you got cool ass neibors at least

seriously pm me if your in the area im moving out soon any way and would love cool ass people to be neihbors with me im already moving in with a s13 kid and i have an s13 so lets do thissss



fuck philly our neighborhood should be on our own race track / drift track island a little piece of california that floats out to sea maybe...

[kingkilburn]

My vote would be some place out in the Mojave or in the Central Valley. Both could be secluded but also near LA.

[ILLES13]

Keep it socal, like someone else said pretty much 95% of zilvia is in socal.

[hOngsterr]

nuke kills all zivilians
/plot.

[codyace]

fuck philly our neighborhood should be on our own race track / drift track island a little piece of california that floats out to sea maybe...

why not in suburban philly, where cops could care less if you put a N14 into your 240 ;)

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

I would just be pissed if the mods locked me out of my house for not mowing my lawn.

[Aroddalobster]

there'd be a bunch of people from other "cities" that'd roll by to check out the yard sales and see what kinda wheels are up for sale.


like me.

[i♥boobies!]

i think i would be the carless guy that goes over to everyones house just to eat haha

[mkezzo16]

The neighborhood would become a landmark and we'd have car mag writers and people coming there all the time.

Dam sure there would be some of the craziest parties too

[slideslidegnarslide]

dude im down to do it where ever and yeah phillys a good spot theres tons of cheap row homes with garages and cops dont car we could easily take over a block and theres plenty of tracks around here

[TurboSE]

I'd be the guy staggering down the street at night yelling random, drunken obscenities and general cluttering the neighborhood with useless nonsense.

Do you think we'd only hang out with people that had similar cars? S13 guys hanging with S13 guys....SR owner trashing the KA guys to behind their backs...hatches avoiding the coupes at the corner store...RB guys snubbing...well...everyone else?

[rob22]

cali owns.

[TurboSE]

cali owns.

a spot at the bottom of the ocean.

[DALAZ_68]

I'd be the guy staggering down the street at night yelling random, drunken obscenities and general cluttering the neighborhood with useless nonsense.

Do you think we'd only hang out with people that had similar cars? S13 guys hanging with S13 guys....SR owner trashing the KA guys to behind their backs...hatches avoiding the coupes at the corner store...RB guys snubbing...well...everyone else?

gangs of new york style...:hide:

[kingkilburn]

Do you think we'd only hang out with people that had similar cars? S13 guys hanging with S13 guys....SR owner trashing the KA guys to behind their backs...hatches avoiding the coupes at the corner store...RB guys snubbing...well...everyone else?


I think we all have varying tastes but most of us like more than one generation of the S/Z chassis.

Half the coupe love gang(gangs of new york style) would also own a fastback or some other chassis.

The engine wars I think would be much more civil than they are online. When it is right in front of your eyes and working better than what you have it's hard to argue.

[simmode1]

I would not want to live in this neighborhood. Too many punk kids with ghetto ass cars...

Which way to the MR2 or Miata neighberhoods?

[dallaceseiuli]

soooo not down.... so many parts being borrowed from eachother then dissapearing cuz they let someone else borrow it for cash LOL

[Dirty Habit]

I would not want to live in this neighborhood. Too many punk kids with ghetto ass cars...

Which way to the MR2 or Miata neighberhoods?

Theyre at the end of the rainbow.
:keke:

[randomxzero]

I thought about zilvia as reality show once... it would take a special kind of person to really be into it. It would be a catastrophe otherwise.

Put it on MTV and youll have all the idiots watching..

[simmode1]

Theyre at the end of the rainbow.
:keke:

Like a pot of gold? That makes sense. They are higher caliber cars than 240's after all.

[Schassis707]

Yes but a shit load more ugly ones.

AGREEED!! my car looks like a pos lol

[DreEzed]

Man , Parties would suck there, it would be like a huge wiener fest. With guys talking about there fitment and how HELLA FLUSH there car is.... Alot of People would be getting in fights or they wouldn't be as tuff in IRL.
Probably every other house would have a hatch with Kouki aero and MB battles with blast pipes.

If it were in Cali CHP would just post at the end of the blocks. California would just be making money and giving out parking tickets for non-op cars sitting on jack stands.

Every honda guy would ricer flyby and ask to race. SOUNDS LIKE FUN

[franklin93zx]

Which way to the MR2 or Miata neighberhoods?
I think that would be west hollywood.
http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz17/2000Eleanor/article-1083486-0260BF92000005DC-405_468x299_popup.jpg

[Bubbles]

Alot of People would be getting in fights or they wouldn't be as tuff in IRL.


I'm not tuff at all.


I'd still be talking copious amounts of shit and everybody'd wanna bro with me.

[!Zar!]

Every car would look the same.

[CleanAndLegit]

nothing would be so rare anymore

[moocowmoo]

i was thinking about this at work... we would all have lke arm bands like nazi germany... lol with some sort of identification.... black for general population. blue for premium members. red for mods admins. pink for temporaraly banned..... that or for banned people we could sent them to the honda block on the other side of town for however long their ban is for

[moocowmoo]

I thought about zilvia as reality show once... it would take a special kind of person to really be into it. It would be a catastrophe otherwise.

people watch jersey shore... and real housewives of xyz place..... people would watch this... with the amount of violence. parties and stupid shit..... the networks would love us lol

[CrOW]

California love.

[Rockda240]

If I win the lotto I will buy some cheap land somewhere and build my own neighborhood for strictly, s-chassis / Z / skyline owners, and absolutely no clunkers will be allowed... ill make a dedicated junk yard of nothing but nissan parts cars.

I'm down for that. Then if I ever had any problems, I'd have hella neighbors to bounce opinions off!:fruit:

[CleanAndLegit]

there would be a bulletin board in the middle of the community with forsale ads and wtb ads
would we be a city?( we are alot of poeple)
if so who would be the mayor :O

[WanganRunner]

If everyone lived next to each other, the first thing half the members would do is sell their 240's and buy something else because "everyone has one".

Which suits me fine, because I have an MX73 that I want to trade for a coupe, lol.

[240Shwag]

As mentioned, most everyone here lives in CA. You guys already steal shit from each other and kill each other to begin with, not much more drama for a TV show.

[Souljahzs13]

I would not be a happy camper... Coming to the door every 5 minutes to have someone there asking for a cup of sugar and to borrow a few of my tools that I wont ever see again.

[CleanAndLegit]

As mentioned, most everyone here lives in CA. You guys already steal shit from each other and kill each other to begin with, not much more drama for a TV show.

true true
people would justbe watching those tards from jersey shoree

[TheRealSy90]

Bumping this epic thread, because it makes me lol every time I read it.

[raz0rbladez909]

I would not want to live in this neighborhood. Too many punk kids with ghetto ass cars...

Which way to the MR2 or Miata neighberhoods?

You stay out of the miata neighborhoods you hear me, we don't take kindly to pandas around here:goyou::bigok: