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[doublestitch180]

Hey guys.
Some of you may have seen this already.
But a buddy of mine sent me this.

YouTube - Mazdaspeed3 (Shitbox) and BMW 335i on Calaveras road (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20SNMdo3B3o)

Hgh....typical Bimmer driver. BMW "The ultimate douchebag machine" lol

[p3t3y18]

haha what an idiot da guy wasnt even on his ass lol
just like u said typical bimmer driver lol ...

[Homer_Simpson]

Wow, what a fucking douche bag.

[cleantune]

haha I<3 Bimmer drivers haha
Do you think he bought the car for the horsepower?:rolleyes:

[SlideWell]

someone didnt have their starbucks that morning

[hellaslows13]

my favorite road....

[DataXUnknown]

I got cut off by several BMW drivers. One going downhill 75mph in the rain (yes I'll admit I was young and wreckless, still sometimes am) he cut me off and slammed on his brakes, me being in a 20 year old Toyota Cressida, my brakes lock up and I go into a full spin, he turns into a neighbor hood just in time so I don't hit his rear, I end up on the curb in the bushes, then proceed to chasing him down into a gated community.

I absolutely despise BMW drivers in every which way. I don't care who the fuck you are, if you drive a BMW you automatically become an asshole driver.

[ayuaddict]

oh man i used to drive there quite often.

[nieko]

White BMWs are usually driven by hot asian females.

I like bmws.

Known FACT.

[yvang07]

White BMWs are usually driven by hot asian females.

If only every bmw was white :naughtyd:

[Daniel.]

Props to you for keeping your head cool. I woulda raged.

[chucky norris]

what an asshole he wasn't even on his ass. i would thrown thumb tacks all over his car so he can get a flat lol i think that would work muahahahah

[payne219]

yea fuck that guy. there is no way I would ever let anyone talk to me like that

[180love]

What a dick.. I dont know if would have been able to control myself in that situation.. shoulda hit him with the car.. hahaha

[apex]

what an asshole he wasn't even on his ass. i would thrown thumb tacks all over his car so he can get a flat lol i think that would work muahahahah

335i's come with runflats my bro has one

[innovation]

The BMW sped up because of the mazda 3. I mean honestly, it's not like there was a place for him to pull over and let the shitbox pass. As a result, The aggressive driver forced the bmw to speed up. That whole situation is just whack. I don't condone reckless or "spirited" driving. You want to race? Take it to the track.

Just noticed that the "plenty of room" was approximately 1.3 seconds or so. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want to be in the rear considering the old man driving the bimmer most likely wasn't up to snuff in regards to racing. Any mistake, and you have 1 second to react.

Anyone else notice for the most part everyone in this thread who has responded is between the age of 18-22 and their viewpoint? Come on guys and girls, I'm 24 and young myself, but if I was the BMW I would respond in a similar fashion. I hate being tailgated not to mention its just plain dangerous.

[Daniel.]

The BMW sped up because of the mazda 3. I mean honestly, it's not like there was a place for him to pull over and let the shitbox pass. As a result, The aggressive driver forced the bmw to speed up. That whole situation is just whack. I don't condone reckless or "spirited" driving. You want to race? Take it to the track.

Anyone else notice for the most part everyone in this thread who has responded is between the age of 18-22 and their viewpoint? Come on guys and girls, I'm 24 and young myself, but if I was the BMW I would respond in a similar fashion. I hate being tailgated not to mention its just plain dangerous.

The BMW was not forced to do anything. If the BMW wanted to drive slow or whatever, he could have.

He could have slowed down, and waved him by. It's even more dangerous to STOP on that damn road and get out of the car. He could have been hit by another driver coming from the other direction. Then what?

[innovation]

^^ Much to your argument the same could be said for passing. Unless he pulls over I wouldn't want to pass for fear of on coming traffic.

[Daniel.]

^^ Much to your argument the same could be said for passing. Unless he pulls over I wouldn't want to pass for fear of on coming traffic.

In any case, he overreacted. Speed3 driver, good job not losing your cool.

[KiLLeR2001]

The BMW sped up because of the mazda 3. I mean honestly, it's not like there was a place for him to pull over and let the shitbox pass. As a result, The aggressive driver forced the bmw to speed up. That whole situation is just whack. I don't condone reckless or "spirited" driving. You want to race? Take it to the track.

Just noticed that the "plenty of room" was approximately 1.3 seconds or so. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want to be in the rear considering the old man driving the bimmer most likely wasn't up to snuff in regards to racing. Any mistake, and you have 1 second to react.

Anyone else notice for the most part everyone in this thread who has responded is between the age of 18-22 and their viewpoint? Come on guys and girls, I'm 24 and young myself, but if I was the BMW I would respond in a similar fashion. I hate being tailgated not to mention its just plain dangerous.

Don't defend this guy, just dont. The BMW driver cutoff the Mazda 3 and KNEW he did so, so he says to himself "heh I dont care, he drives a shitbox he can't catch my car" then the douche BMW driver steps on the gas a little and the Mazda 3 replies respectively. The BMW driver gets all pissy because he knows he cut the guy off and knows he is following behind him spiritedly, this makes the BMW driver nervous because the road belongs to him and he doesn't want to be paced by another driver (especially a non-BMW one). So the BMW driver says to himself "probably another one of those damn ricer kids, I'll teach him a lesson", so he wants to make a statement by getting out in the middle of the road (completely dangerous and douchebagy) and yelling off obscenities like hes tough shit, probably because his wife is cheating on him due to the fact that he hasn't been able to get an erection in 10 years (could be a number of things).

Fuck this guy. If that was me, as soon as be began to slow down a little bit I would've passed his ass without thinking considering there were no cars in the distance. This has happened to me before, someone trying to brake check me or make me stop, I just pass them and never see them again.

[innovation]

^^ man thats all speculation. Plain and simple that video is lame. Dont do it kids!

[Slammed Assassin]

bimmer's fault for driving fast, i thought he was running it as well.

[handinpants]

So the BMW driver , yelling off obscenities like hes tough shit, probably because his wife is cheating on him due to the fact that he hasn't been able to get an erection in 10 years (could be a number of things).

killer2001 i just laughed soo hard
i've been in this situation with the 335 many times, first on the free way getting tailgated by one, so i pull into the next lane, let him pull up, pace him, honk my horn, give him the finger, then spool on outta there and leave him...

these 335 owners think that cause they spent $50k on the tt beemer that their cars are invincible to our shitboxes....

i dunno what i woulda done in the madza 3, he kept his cool... coulda been a dick though gotten out of his car and wrestled the guy for youtube, i'm not the best driver, and i have done the same thing, the last time it was me tailing a ferrari going 35mph on mullholland's 55mph section, the guy did the same thing stopped, got out and yelled at me, but i put him in his place, told him to get back in his car or i will get in his car for him and drive it the way ferrari built it to be driven....

i'm no role model, at 27years old, i make bad decisions.

[2fast4y0u]

fuck the bmw owern/driver bullshit.
theres a lot of asshole 240 drivers too. i have had bmws in my family for years and we are not ass hole drivers. just because you own certain type of car, does mean you drive different.
i didnt watch the video and i dont car too. i think some of u guys are jealous u dont have a bmw :)

[gerson408]

thats odd ahaha when i drive up there people usually pull to the side and wave hi :) or just let me pass.

[gerson408]

watching it in hd :)

[Xplat]

If another driver is visible in your BMW's rear view after you open up the throttle a little bit, then the car must be tailgating you and deserves to be yelled at for being such a douche bag! How dare he maintain your driving pace in a shit box! How fucking dare he!

The Bimmer guy did the right thing and deserves to be exemplified as the perfect way to handle this situation.

[mrflip69]

the guy did the same thing stopped, got out and yelled at me, but i put him in his place, told him to get back in his car or i will get in his car for him and drive it the way ferrari built it to be driven....


omfg I need to buy you a beer if I ever see you ROFL!

The only way the guy could get back at you would be to shoot your ass ahahha

lh_gL7Az53o

P.S. "The pricks are on the inside!"

[doublestitch180]

fuck the bmw owern/driver bullshit.
theres a lot of asshole 240 drivers too. i have had bmws in my family for years and we are not ass hole drivers. just because you own certain type of car, does mean you drive different.
i didnt watch the video and i dont car too. i think some of u guys are jealous u dont have a bmw :)

I don't think people are jealous of BMW's. There's alot of other things that people can
show for other than a car.

There's asshole drivers associated with any type of car. Just more so with the luxury brands
(MBZ, Lexus, BMW, Audi etc..) it comes with the territory as with seeing everyone else as inferior.

All it takes is for one 335 driver to ruin it for many.(The guy pretty much embarassed himself on youtube)

Your family must not be the "typical" bmw drivers then. Their probably just like me,
the typical Lexus driver (Slow/easy going/cruise) =).

The vid was just for $h!ts and giggles for me. Nothing serious.

[negrosx13]

killer2001 ferrari going 35mph on mullholland's 55mph section, the guy did the same thing stopped, got out and yelled at me, but i put him in his place, told him to get back in his car or i will get in his car for him and drive it the way ferrari built it to be driven....

i'm no role model, at 27years old, i make bad decisions.

Well done!!! No blood was spilled. Just tell who ever how it is!

If another driver is visible in your BMW's rear view after you open up the throttle a little bit, then the car must be tailgating you and deserves to be yelled at for being such a douche bag! How dare he maintain your driving pace in a shit box! How fucking dare he!

The Bimmer guy did the right thing and deserves to be exemplified as the perfect way to handle this situation.

well if you buy 335 or m3,m5,etc,im sure you didnt buy for the looks or to say" yeah i owe a bimmer and its lease it ". The situation could've gone few different ways, these day you never know what the other person is capitable of doing or what can happen.

#1 bimmer guy couldn't done what he did and like we saw the kid just kept it moving.( played it cool and safe )
#2 bimmer guy again plays the fool gets out of this car and freak of natural a car speed3 get rear ended cause the bimmer felted like venting.
#3 bimmer guy gets out and speed3 guy could've curse him, got into a fist fight on this 2lane road.

Would've been me in the speed3,i wouldve beat up the guy and taken the keys out the car and thrown them into the woods...i make bad decisions too

[ronmcdon]

Yeah thats dumb of the bmw driver.

I live around Mulholland and play with drivers once in a while.
If I get tailed by a car I don't have faith in getting away from,
I just drive at a pace I'm comfy with until I let them pass.
Really not that hard.

Lot of drivers out there (bmw or not) have no concept of being considerate.
Actually I've had the worst luck with Lexus owners.

btw - do road racing & auto-x occasionally.
canyon driving is completely different.

[Weedm]

LOL.... weee

[2fast4y0u]

I don't think people are jealous of BMW's. There's alot of other things that people can
show for other than a car.

There's asshole drivers associated with any type of car. Just more so with the luxury brands
(MBZ, Lexus, BMW, Audi etc..) it comes with the territory as with seeing everyone else as inferior.

All it takes is for one 335 driver to ruin it for many.(The guy pretty much embarassed himself on youtube)

Your family must not be the "typical" bmw drivers then. Their probably just like me,
the typical Lexus driver (Slow/easy going/cruise) =).

The vid was just for $h!ts and giggles for me. Nothing serious.

now you are speaking my language. we are car enthusiest that enjoy driving. :hsdance:

[axiomatik]

The crazy thing is the BMW flips his lid after only 30 seconds. It would be one thing if it had been going on for 5 minutes and he had been right on his bumper, but after that short of time, his reaction was way out of line.

[KiLLeR2001]

Wow, can't believe it but I recently experienced a little BMW-doucheyness coming home from work yesterday. I was on the highway and it had been raining pretty decently, so obviously I was going a little bit slower than the posted limit. And this 335 comes up to my car and is completely riding my ass... I maintain my position and speed and hes just there for a good 15 seconds until he finally gets to the side of my car, is pacing next to my car for another 5 seconds then finally speeds up and leaves me alone, stupid bitch.

[Tom25666]

that guy probably just found out his wife is fucking the pool boy

[J3123MY]

Lol. What a douche bag. If that was tail gating, then i tailgate everyone basically lol. I wouldn't have taken shit from that fucker.

But that bimmer driver in the z4 that fucked with those rednecks lol. That was the shit. I bet those rednecks were like shit, we fucked with the wrong bimmer driver. lol.

[thefro526]

Bahaha.

Awesome.

My DD is a BMW and I'm not a D-Bag?

[sileighty83]

didn't he know objects in mirror are closer then they appear to be LOL

[doublestitch180]

^^^HAHAHA. You'd figured he would know. Cuz he's edgamiucated Alumni from :gives:. HAHA^^

[J3123MY]

My DD is a BMW and I'm not a D-Bag?

Lol. You are a Douche bag. Douche bags don't know they are Douche bags. jk.

[E-Warrior]

335i's come with runflats my bro has one


So we ruin his gas mileage instead lmao

fuck the bmw owern/driver bullshit.
theres a lot of asshole 240 drivers too. i have had bmws in my family for years and we are not ass hole drivers. just because you own certain type of car, does mean you drive different.
i didnt watch the video and i dont car too. i think some of u guys are jealous u dont have a bmw :)

FUCK BMW. I cannot even begin to speculate on how much I HATE luxury cars. I hate them to the core. They are worthless with only one purpose in life....to jack up the prices on EVERYTHING. Insurance/Maintanence etc. And for what?? Some fucking heated leather seats, a touchscreen indash navigation, some super soft suspension so your fat lazy ass doesnt get bruised by Americas piss poor streets and worst of all the ability to parralel park itself??????? FUCK BMW/LEXUS/INFINITI/MERCEDES/ETC :rant2::rant2::rant2:

Fuck bicyclists also. They are worse than tailgaters and luxury cars. They are pricks.



On to the topic of tail gating. I have had ricers try to race me, and when I dont they slow down and get so close to my ass I cant see their headlights. This being the reason why I have 50 cents worth of pennies on standby, and a sunroof!

[rob22]

+1 on my lil cubby full of change.! ha

[karl wasabi]

I used to daily drive my 240, and when I did, I was a very responsible driver. Then I turned it into my track car and decided to get another daily. I got a BMW. As soon as I got in it I had the sudden urge to drive like a jackass and cut people off while having my middle finger fly in the wind. It was such a life changing experience. Now that's all I do all day long!

LOL. But really, I have had my fair share of douche bag drivers fuck with me in their BMW's as well. And if you drive an older BMW, the newer BMW driver will be even more of a douche bag to you than if you were in any other car. haha.

And for those of you hating on BMW because all their drivers are douche bags and don't know how to drive, well I drive the shit out of the BMW at the track. It's a great handling car and BMW's aren't all plush and luxurious like MBZ, Audi, Lexus, etc.

[thefro526]

Lol. You are a Douche bag. Douche bags don't know they are Douche bags. jk.

Bahahaha.

I cannot argue with that logic.

I am a douche bag.

[BoostinIX]

that guy probably just found out his wife is fucking the pool boy


<--- The neighbor, not the pool boy :P

[KiLLeR2001]

I used to daily drive my 240, and when I did, I was a very responsible driver. Then I turned it into my track car and decided to get another daily. I got a BMW. As soon as I got in it I had the sudden urge to drive like a jackass and cut people off while having my middle finger fly in the wind. It was such a life changing experience. Now that's all I do all day long!

LOL. But really, I have had my fair share of douche bag drivers fuck with me in their BMW's as well. And if you drive an older BMW, the newer BMW driver will be even more of a douche bag to you than if you were in any other car. haha.

And for those of you hating on BMW because all their drivers are douche bags and don't know how to drive, well I drive the shit out of the BMW at the track. It's a great handling car and BMW's aren't all plush and luxurious like MBZ, Audi, Lexus, etc.

Like mentioned before, previous 240sx owners that went to BMW are not as douchey as pure bred BMW owners.

[driftsilvias13]

What a fucking ass. BMW drivers do have a bad rep but of course not EVERY BMW driver is like that.

The majority of 335i drivers always try to race me too.

[DenkiMan!]

i hate BMW with a stern, burning, unhealthy passion

[sliksta1]

I would of got out the car too and bitch slapped that moron for acting like that.

[Choku_Dorian]

I cannot even begin to speculate on how much I HATE luxury cars. I hate them to the core. They are worthless with only one purpose in life....to jack up the prices on EVERYTHING. Insurance/Maintanence etc. And for what??

Mad fellatio.

[mastadon]

Hahaha, love the BMW hate in this thread. It reeks of jealousy in this here. If you could afford a BMW you would probably have a different attitude. Just cause this guy is an ass doesn't mean bimmers suck. :2c:

[doublestitch180]

^^Yea but for some of them, is it the car that makes the man?
OR the man that makes the car?

Who said bimmer suck? I'm OK with bimmers. Hell... maybe in the future I'll switch to a bimmer, who knows?
But just like mrflip69 said...the pricks are on the inside. LOL :rolleyes: You declide.

[Ekaptn]

LMAO tht guy needs his eyes checked

[DenkiMan!]

people hate on bmws for many reasons. i think the biggest one is because bmw pretty much has the highest rate of asshole drivers over the other euro luxury makes.

i for 1 hate how complex they are...even for 86 the 5 series was just retarded difficult to work with (i know because i have one). i cud go on a :rant2: all day about how i hate the complexity of modern cars in general but i wont lol

[driftsilvias13]

Hahaha, love the BMW hate in this thread. It reeks of jealousy in this here. If you could afford a BMW you would probably have a different attitude. Just cause this guy is an ass doesn't mean bimmers suck. :2c:

First who said that people on Zilvia count afford BMWs?

Second the MAJORITY of people arent saying that BMWs suck but that the people who drive them have the stereotype of being douchebags. Of course not all of them are but a lot of them live up to the stereotype.

[soreballz]

I've got a rather bad temper, but even I would've reacted the same as the MS3 driver, just from being stunned. It's one of those things where as it happens, you're so caught off guard that you don't even get a chance to react violently.

The Bimmer driver was a fucktard. The MS3 wasn't even on his ass, nor were they going all that fast. He's the perfect example of the type of jerkoff that needs to get the shit kicked out of him so he'll realize his place in the world.

[tehkmob]

That guy is a saint. I would grabbed something amd beat that guy to death... Talk crazy to me on a country road.... Lost your mind..

[VNG704]

Being a previous bmw owner and from bmw forums, I noticed there are the bimmer owners that think imports are nothing but shitbox ricers now matter how nice the car is and there are the bimmer owners who are car enthusiast and can appreciate a car of any other make. Reading in import forums I also see the import owners who think bmw owners are all pricks. It's called stereotype. The ignorant and the stubborn see through narrow tunnels.

There are idiots out there on the road, try not to be one. If you're on the other end of the stick, people die over stupid shit like this, I'm probably just passive but I avoid 'em.

[doublestitch180]

Being a previous bmw owner and from bmw forums, I noticed there are the bimmer owners that think imports are nothing but shitbox ricers now matter how nice the car is and there are the bimmer owners who are car enthusiast and can appreciate a car of any other make. Reading in import forums I also see the import owners who think bmw owners are all pricks. It's called stereotype. The ignorant and the stubborn see through narrow tunnels.

There are idiots out there on the road, try not to be one. If you're on the other end of the stick, people die over stupid shit like this, I'm probably just passive but I avoid 'em.

EVERYONE does alittle bit of stereotyping no matter what. It human nature.....But I see your point. =)

[doublestitch180]

First who said that people on Zilvia count afford BMWs?

Second the MAJORITY of people arent saying that BMWs suck but that the people who drive them have the stereotype of being douchebags. Of course not all of them are but a lot of them live up to the stereotype.

Ironicly, you'd be supprised for many of BMW drivers (or any luxury car for that matter),
they go above and beyond their means to portray the image of "owning" one.
Douches making douche like purchases.

[jpichu]

lOL this is so funny

[worangejuice]

I drive an E30 BMW and i have my starbucks every morning :) I love my silvia!!!

[VROOOM]

LOL, i kept up with an M5 in my old MS3 stop light to stop light. i was behind him and he would pull a car and a half on me everytime. could never get more than that. at the light he wouldnt even look over at me, then busted a left at the last second.


i usually dont race but the guy was driving like an ass and had cut me off a few times.

[cleantune]

OK, yes its NOT ok to stereotype "BMW drivers" because the majority of BMW owners are not at all like this, plus there are a lot of other drivers in all different makes of car who fit this common "BMW driver" stereotype.

If one just drives the speed limit no one can really get too mad.
BMW owner shouldn't have gotten out of his car IMO though, 4 ways would have been sufficient :]

[Homer_Simpson]

OK, yes its NOT ok to stereotype "BMW drivers" because the majority of BMW owners are not at all like this, plus there are a lot of other drivers in all different makes of car who fit this common "BMW driver" stereotype.


Lately I've seen a lot of G35 coupe drivers that exhibits the same type of douchebagery. Not saying all G35 drivers are like that.

[TougeLove]

and this is why i carry a stun gun in my car. i conceal it and when i get out and push him.....zap. he would be down long enough to grab his keys and throw them in the bushes.

[S13LIFE]

As an owner of multiple bmw's.
I would totally agree that is typical behavior.
It sucks for the rest of us.
But there are douchebags in every scene.

[stockbee]

I am mystified by the driver of that BMW. I wouldn't have known how to react either. I would've been stunned just like the MS3 driver and done what he said as well.

Throwing the keys in the bushes would have been hilarious. The dude did look pretty big though. May have been a little tough to rough up. Nothing a concealed carry license and pistol wouldn't have handled though....

[KoolAidMan687]

one day i was driving home and this lady in front of me was going literally to the exact same place, like you know when u dont mean to but you end up following someone? but she slammed her brakes got out and proceded to swear at me so i turn up some wutang and drove by her as slow as possible

[ronmcdon]

^^^

There is no better way to deal with a situation like that.

[s13 @ fullboost]

why didnt you get out and stomp him ?

[TougeLove]

^^^

There is no better way to deal with a situation like that.

i get out and get crazy before they can start talking. i act nuts and so far im 2-0 with them walking back to their car and leaving :)

[DDB240sx]

It's funny, I live in an area where we've got a BMW plant right here. So the cars and suvs are everywhere because anyone that works there can lease one for a decent price. Now I drive alot, and I've yet to really experience this. I've got buddies that own bmw's and they're just as chill as can be. However, fucking minivan owners are horrible people. Mustangs, camaros, whatever. They hear a bov and they leave me alone. But these retarded inbreed hillbilly's in their junk minivans try to race me and wreck me. I've even had one guy chase me for 10 miles with his wife and kids in the cvan in the middle of the night cause I flipped him off when he cut me off. Bunch of bitches.

[Ghost240]

To be honest it isn't the car's fault. It's the owner's, he bought into a lifestyle and not the car. You can say this is speculation but it isn't someone with a mentality and a behavior like that is 9 times out of 10 an arrogant pompus ass REGARDLESS of what they own. But they have the tendency to own higher end vehicles to feed their ego. The Mazda guy handled it well. There is no need to escalate a situation pointlessly. You never know who is carrying a blade or a 45.

And this is coming from a guy who's had a gun pulled on him for not using a turn signal. And was chased down for 11 miles in my mom's pilot by a drunk driver in a 06 BMW 545. I'm considering getting my CCW out here.

[LimeLite Racing]

I would have decked that dousche bag.

[l!zerd]

lol stereotypes.
many live up to them, many dont.

[510-SR20DET]

omfg I need to buy you a beer if I ever see you ROFL!

The only way the guy could get back at you would be to shoot your ass ahahha

lh_gL7Az53o

P.S. "The pricks are on the inside!"


If that woman came to me i would bitch slap her and continue recording. He wont dare to shoot, you can tell by his reaction when he saw the camera, he knows better than that, he was backing away. And if the guys call the cop and report that he got a gun in his car guess who would be fucked...

[murda-c]

If that woman came to me i would bitch slap her and continue recording. He wont dare to shoot, you can tell by his reaction when he saw the camera, he knows better than that, he was backing away. And if the guys call the cop and report that he got a gun in his car guess who would be fucked...

You're a fucktard e-thug.

[killa.beez33]

Props to you for keeping your head cool. I woulda raged.

lol same. I would've raged hardcore. I has bad road rage.

[Tearlessj]

If that woman came to me i would bitch slap her and continue recording. He wont dare to shoot, you can tell by his reaction when he saw the camera, he knows better than that, he was backing away. And if the guys call the cop and report that he got a gun in his car guess who would be fucked...
You are stupid. If someone has a gun pointed at you, you do whatever the fuck they say. Also, why would he be in trouble if he had a gun in his car? BIG DEAL, get out of that nazi state of yours.

[tricky_ab]

someone didnt have their starbucks that morning

Yeah probably...well I hope he give his good side as now he's on the long list of internet video idiots...