i'm pretty manly....

[miravete]

i work on my car, get grease on me, drink beer, and curse (well, not really) lol


but....:keke:


my gf took me to get a pedicure.

and i gotta say it was pretty good :fawkd:

so yeah, i admit it, a pedicure was actually a lot better than what i thought :coolugh:


how about you guys? any stories of similar things? lol

c'mon, you know you want to admit it :)



oh and it doesnt have to be a pedicure guys, maybe something else that you thought it was real girly, and it turned out to be pretty good. :)

[I LUV MY S13]

hahahaha oh man

[sickstatus]

my gf took me before too lol. that shit tickled. i kicked the lady in the face. i couldnt stop laughing the whole time she was scrubbing that shit.

[moocowmoo]

lol sounds like a good time lol

[I LUV MY S13]

my gf took me before too lol. that shit tickled. i kicked the lady in the face. i couldnt stop laughing the whole time she was scrubbing that shit.


hahahahahaha oh man, this thread is gonnna be hilarious:bigok:

[miravete]

lol

doesnt have to be a pedicure guys, maybe something else that you thought it was real girly, and it turned out to be pretty good. :)

[D.Adams]

pics of the Girl Friend.

[punxva]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c28/punxva/coolstory.jpg

in for pics of said girlfriend

[CrashQueen]

do any of you guys get your eyebrows done? Threaded or waxed?

[WISH ONE]

^^me... or used to... my eyelashes and eyebrows collide if they get too long.

as far as the pedicure is concerned my ex in HS took me to get one and at the time i was an avid skateboarder, board feel was really important and after the pedicure my feet felt like shit all mushy inside of my shoes.. never again.

[PhoPoweR]

i like twilight

[E-Warrior]

my wife is trying to take me to get a pedicure. She says i have "claw feet" really sharp toenails lol

[lou's40sx]

I once fell on my Snap On screwdriver and sprayed WD40 on it to remove it. Freezed the wound with Brakeleen.

ou're not a man, you're a Moodle.

If you exclaim in the title " I'm pretty manly," It only means "Im a pretty man."

And it says your location is Tecate, but unlike Dos Equiss XX, you're the Most boring man in the world. Your slogan should be, " I am not always feminine, but when I am, I choose Pedicures. Stay Girly my friends."

[xpertsnowcarver]

Bwahahahahaha. This thread is pretty funny.

My girl took me to get a manicure and pedicure... lady had a lot of callous to handle on my feet and shit ton of grease to get remove from my hands... Long story short. She failed. Got a refund.

Chuck Norris + Pedicure/Manicure.... hmmm... could be a good joke in there.

[miravete]

I once fell on my Snap On screwdriver and sprayed WD40 on it to remove it. Freezed the wound with Brakeleen.

ou're not a man, you're a Moodle.

If you exclaim in the title " I'm pretty manly," It only means "Im a pretty man."

And it says your location is Tecate, but unlike Dos Equiss XX, you're the Most boring man in the world. Your slogan should be, " I am not always feminine, but when I am, I choose Pedicures. Stay Girly my friends."

hahahahaha :bowrofl:

oh such creativity

[singlecamslam]

My GF took me to see prince of persia, that movie sucked.

[blueshark123]

My girl tried to wax my leg but only did half of it cause she couldnt do it right. hurt like a bitch

[HyperTek]

mom owns a massage day spa, i got a facial done b4. and i usually get body massages.

[soreballz]

I sometimes wear toe socks. They're quite nice. Since they isolate your toes from each other, you're less prone to blisters and such if you're on your feet all day.

[RPS13fan]

I'm pretty manly, but I like to wear woman's underwear sometime since they feel good on my crotch.

[yokotas13]

toe socks are aweosme. bought a grip of htem in japan, manicures, pedicures, eyebrows, regular hair cuts. Women like a guy that takes care of himself. But not the take an hour to get ready shit. but to be presentable. no dirt under fingernails, skin taken care of etc etc etc. Now that im single again, i have to worry about that shit again.

sucks

[ZilviaKid]

sex in the city is a good show

[slamburger]

I have toe socks from japan too, i also have a pair or ninja socks. The big toe is seperated from the rest. I like them.

[1on1]

i drank smirnoff ice.

[yokotas13]

hah i had to get a set before i left too!
i liek the toe socks better than the ninja socks. i have ninja shoes too

[DataXUnknown]

My GF took me to get a pedicure before as well. It tickled like hell, and they put some gushy bag of warmy goodness and it felt real good. Although I felt like a chick when I left, it still felt good. I don't think I would ever pay to have that done though. Oh and I go shopping a lot with my GF and her mom. Thats pretty girly I'd say.

[soreballz]

i drank smirnoff ice.+1... and Mike's Hard Lemonade.

[wh0aitznic0]

i got a facial

:keke:

In all honesty, I went for a mani/pedi on prom day. Shit felt EPIC.

[Gizmo_S13]

My sister sometimes braids my hair...FML!!! Oh and when I was in HS girls used to touch me...well my hair. hahahhah

[Daniel.]

I once fell on my Snap On screwdriver and sprayed WD40 on it to remove it. Freezed the wound with Brakeleen.

ou're not a man, you're a Moodle.

If you exclaim in the title " I'm pretty manly," It only means "Im a pretty man."

And it says your location is Tecate, but unlike Dos Equiss XX, you're the Most boring man in the world. Your slogan should be, " I am not always feminine, but when I am, I choose Pedicures. Stay Girly my friends."

You sir made my day.

[maplejesse]

mom owns a massage day spa, i got a facial done b4. and i usually get body massages.

who wants a body massage

http://www.othercinema.com/otherzine/otherzine09/images/gijoe_massage.jpg

mmmmmm body massaggeeeee

[Walperstyle]

I put moisturizer on my feet because they crack open and bleed... but thats about as fem as I get.

I'm a man, here is a pipe-wrench I use at work.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1929/96/72/561661862/n561661862_1751250_3295.jpg

[chucky norris]

i had a zima before lol

[E-Warrior]

mom owns a massage day spa, i got a facial done b4. and i usually get body massages.

Happy ending????

I'm pretty manly, but I like to wear woman's underwear sometime since they feel good on my crotch.


I concur!!!

[unlegendary]

...."but i dance to keisha."

that's pretty manly.

[spoolandslide]

I just pierced my clitoris with a push pin.

I'd say I'm pretty fuckin' manly.

[E-Warrior]

Now its a party. Pics or IDH.

[xtreme_s14]

I let my ex play with my prostate and lick the booty hole. That felt AMAZING!

[spoolandslide]

I let my ex play with my prostate and lick the booty hole. That felt AMAZING!

No way. You 'LET HER' shove her pretty little fingers up your gross and hairy (presumably) asshole and squeeze one of your glands for some kind of enjoyment?

"Hey papa smurf can I lick yo ASS?"

"Yeah bitch, LICK MY ASS!"

[sparkyS13]

my Gf made me watch twilight, which i said i was never going to watch and it wasn't that girly.

[keeeban]

No way. You 'LET HER' shove her pretty little fingers up your gross and hairy (presumably) asshole and squeeze one of your glands for some kind of enjoyment?

"Hey papa smurf can I lick yo ASS?"

"Yeah bitch, LICK MY ASS!"

Now that, gave me a good laugh. :bowrofl:

[vr4gasmtt]

I sit when I pee.. only at home though.

Anyone else do this? lol I hate when pee goes everywhere on the seat and ish

[zspeedrft]

me and the gf get our eyebrows threaded every week haha...oh and she waxes my arms once a week too....trying to get me to get a manicure..maybe ill try it this week lol

[short_shift04]

i sometimes tuck my package in between my legs, just to see what i would look like as a girl


i keeeeeeeed, i keeeeeeeeed

[A31CEFIRO]

MAN-GINA lol

[kingkilburn]

MAN-GINA lol

http://www.davidlabar.com/blogSpot/images/post_old-greg.jpg

[xtreme_s14]

No way. You 'LET HER' shove her pretty little fingers up your gross and hairy (presumably) asshole and squeeze one of your glands for some kind of enjoyment?

"Hey papa smurf can I lick yo ASS?"

"Yeah bitch, LICK MY ASS!"

Fickle minds.. *sigh* People grow hair around their ass? Weird!

[miravete]

my Gf made me watch twilight, which i said i was never going to watch and it wasn't that girly.

same here. and shes making me go to the premier of the new one :cry:

I sit when I pee.. only at home though.

Anyone else do this? lol I hate when pee goes everywhere on the seat and ish

hahahahaha :p

I let my ex play with my prostate and lick the booty hole. That felt AMAZING!

no comment :tinhat:

[Slammed Assassin]

haaha! awesome thread!!

[kingkilburn]

I just pierced my clitoris with a push pin.

I'd say I'm pretty fuckin' manly.


Pics or it didn't happen.

[swiftdrift]

I'm a fan of Justin timberlake's music. I own the future/sex/love/sound cd and used to bump it in my car when it first came out. Not bad music

my girl has also..... *looks around*... licked around my booty hole b4. I have to say it didn't feel half bad although it was weird as shit. So I made her stop.

[spoolandslide]

I'm a fan of Justin timberlake's music. I own the future/sex/love/sound cd and used to bump it in my car when it first came out. Not bad music

my girl has also..... *looks around*... licked around my booty hole b4. I have to say it didn't feel half bad although it was weird as shit. So I made her stop.

I wouldn't ever let a girl come close to putting her tongue in my ass.
Let me list the reasons why

* My ass is gross. Always. Even after I clean it.
* I would never want a girl to get a mouth full of shit and have to pretend to like it.
* For fear of if she might want to kiss me afterwards.
* It would probably feel too weird.

I had this chick try to sneak attack my bum with some squirmy fingers once but I reacted quickly and the crisis was averted. Smacked that punk bitch right in her teenage face with my almost hard dong. The noise it made when it connected and the look on her face right afterwards will echo in my mind forever.

[SlideWell]

i had a pedicure once at Jean Juarez. only cuz i had a near fatal accident at a previous job and had green stains on my toenails from the work boots i was given. i went for the full buff job n that, oh yeah. money well spent at a top of the line salon. i have yet to get a manicure. either way, i enjoyed it. i dont see it as being too femmy or anything, its simply grooming thyself well, very well.

[J_Rad]

I would let a girl lick my ass if I were shooting a porn. Then you dont have to worry about the grossness of your ass, her getting a mouthful of shit, or the kissing. You just let her lick it turn around and jizz directly into her open eyes and bolt with the cash.

[DALAZ_68]

i drank smirnoff ice.

+1... and Mike's Hard Lemonade.

drink that with the fam...i dont want my true alcoholism to show infront fo them...but there not bad...


i think the only thing ive ever come close to is using my sisters herbal essence Shampoo when i ran out of mine...

[niteridaz503]

I once fell on my Snap On screwdriver and sprayed WD40 on it to remove it. Freezed the wound with Brakeleen.

ou're not a man, you're a Moodle.

If you exclaim in the title " I'm pretty manly," It only means "Im a pretty man."

And it says your location is Tecate, but unlike Dos Equiss XX, you're the Most boring man in the world. Your slogan should be, " I am not always feminine, but when I am, I choose Pedicures. Stay Girly my friends."


:Owned: :Owned: :Owned: :Owned: :Owned:
OMFG LMFAO i read this & almost pissed myself ha ha ha ha ha

[nismo 240sx]

my girl made me watch twilight. i thought it was going to be the stupidest movie ever and naw it was alright. she wants to go to the midnight showing next week.. i got my nails done once it was weird ass shit but after it was done i felt my hands super clean it felt good..lol
never got but hole licked..just makes get the chills just by thinking about it...but i did get this girl trying to be sneaky and put a finger up in there stopped her before she did. my girl wanted that new Smirnoff blueberry lemonade so i was like fuck it its 5.8 ach level so i bought a six pack before power house this sat.. shit was pretty good..lol

[civilized_drifter]

hell my gf dose nails and i get that shit all the time

[2slow2go]

my girl made me watch twilight. i thought it was going to be the stupidest movie ever and naw it was alright. she wants to go to the midnight showing next week.. i got my nails done once it was weird ass shit but after it was done i felt my hands super clean it felt good..lol
never got but hole licked..just makes get the chills just by thinking about it...but i did get this girl trying to be sneaky and put a finger up in there stopped her before she did. my girl wanted that new Smirnoff blueberry lemonade so i was like fuck it its 5.8 ach level so i bought a six pack before power house this sat.. shit was pretty good..lol

NO TWILIGHT IS NOWHERE CLOSE TO GOOD> FUCK THAT SHIT.

I had to go through that last movie i forgot.. ummm...that one with that wolf dude get introduced . one hour of seeing a girl being emo and of the vampire dude trying to kill himself wtff... and the wolf dude rebuilt a bike to pristine condition and them running around in the woods naked the fuck

[aziankingz]

my gf made me watch new moon.. horrible acting..boring as fuck.. all i hear were girls going "awww" or "woohoo" and i see half naked men all movie.. fuck that shit..

[Freddy]

my gf made me watch new moon.. horrible acting..boring as fuck.. all i hear were girls going "awww" or "woohoo" and i see half naked men all movie.. fuck that shit..

HAHAHAHAHAH

the only girly thing i do is i constantly remove dirt from under my nail. I'm a machinist so nail get dirty all the time

[JVD]

Fickle minds.. *sigh* People grow hair around their ass? Weird!

Ya, men do. That's the origin of the rest of my body hair.

On topic: I let my bros fiance flat iron my hair when it was long. Oh, I also worked at my moms tanning salon for a bit one summer...but I mean...I just talked to hot girls all day, so it wasn't all bad.

[Mr. H]

there is nothing unmanly about taking care of your hands and feet...especially if you work on cars, its hard on your hands. Never had one myself but i hear good things. plus its essentially a foot/hand massage and they cut your nails...whats not to like.

[YellowFox]

automotive hand cleaners exfoliates your hands :P

[singlecamslam]

I drive a prius.

[chucky norris]

i drive a pink jetta

[swiftdrift]

I wouldn't ever let a girl come close to putting her tongue in my ass.
Let me list the reasons why

* My ass is gross. Always. Even after I clean it.
* I would never want a girl to get a mouth full of shit and have to pretend to like it.
* For fear of if she might want to kiss me afterwards.
* It would probably feel too weird.

I had this chick try to sneak attack my bum with some squirmy fingers once but I reacted quickly and the crisis was averted. Smacked that punk bitch right in her teenage face with my almost hard dong. The noise it made when it connected and the look on her face right afterwards will echo in my mind forever.

I worded that wrong... it technically didn't go IN my ass... just around it. But like I said I made her stop right away. Then she went back to the ball licking :)

[spoolandslide]

I worded that wrong... it technically didn't go IN my ass... just around it. But like I said I made her stop right away. Then she went back to the ball licking :)

Awww man I can't help but laugh hysterically whenever that is happening. It tickles so good and it's just pure comedy all at the same time.

[omgRWDgoodness!]

I went with my ex to a see a local ballet company perform A Midsummer Night's Dream once, and I have to say it was pretty interesting. I enjoyed doing anything with her, really...great times. My mom took me to get my eyebrows plucked once, although I didn't see much purpose in it seeing as I can do the same thing with a razor at home. I also cut most of my body hair every couple weeks or so because it's disgusting if I let that shit grow out.

Not sure what kind of girls you guys have been with, but I've never had a girl try to finger my ass'ole :tweak: Most I've had was my ass grabbed, but that's because it's so round and "cute".

I also love being gay with my best friend.

[ayuaddict]

I also love being gay with my best friend.

lolwut?

lolwut

[miravete]

I also love being gay with my best friend.

hahahahaha

me: shit, all my friends like acting gay, its weird. :hide:

girlfriend: well, you kinda start.

me: :doh:

on topic:

gf is taking me to see new moon, or eclipse, or dont know what its called.

[240love]

I once fell on my Snap On screwdriver and sprayed WD40 on it to remove it. Freezed the wound with Brakeleen.

ou're not a man, you're a Moodle.

If you exclaim in the title " I'm pretty manly," It only means "Im a pretty man."

And it says your location is Tecate, but unlike Dos Equiss XX, you're the Most boring man in the world. Your slogan should be, " I am not always feminine, but when I am, I choose Pedicures. Stay Girly my friends."


erither your a really funny dude or you sat there in front of your computer for a while writing this, hahaha

toe socks ey .....

ill contribute by saying my screen name is girly

240love? how gay does that sound?! .... tried changing it but it no luck

[EDz s14]

I also love being gay with my best friend.

I hope your best friend is not a guy...

[rc1honda]

I wouldn't ever let a girl come close to putting her tongue in my ass.
Let me list the reasons why

* My ass is gross. Always. Even after I clean it.
* I would never want a girl to get a mouth full of shit and have to pretend to like it.
* For fear of if she might want to kiss me afterwards.
* It would probably feel too weird.

I had this chick try to sneak attack my bum with some squirmy fingers once but I reacted quickly and the crisis was averted. Smacked that punk bitch right in her teenage face with my almost hard dong. The noise it made when it connected and the look on her face right afterwards will echo in my mind forever.

Quoted for eloquence and future lulz. You sir are a modern day Hemmingway.

[5pecialist]

One time I smiled.

[LimeLite Racing]

I drive a prius.

i drive a pink jetta

I drive a pink prius.

[rcracin]

If Backstreet Boys comes on the radio, I'll turn the volume up.

[miravete]

If Backstreet Boys comes on the radio, I'll turn the volume up.

backstreet's back!!! alright !! lol


aaaand i just watched jacob shirtless like 7 times.


i mean i watched Twilight: Eclipse

[sirfallsalot243]

Thread title change:

"Official Zilvia Homo Thread."

Ya'll a bunch of *snip*. :rofl:

[DALAZ_68]

Thread title change:

"Official Zilvia Homo Thread."

Ya'll a bunch of fags. :rofl:
ohh, says the guys whos about to be pink!

[slideslidegnarslide]

girlfriend used to take me to get my eye brows waxed all the time but i didnt mind cause she paid for it that was the deal.............. but i have to admit that shit hurts dude i cant believe how much it burns after but they look good

[TeamFRAT]

I drive a prius.

i drive a pink jetta

I drive a pink prius.

for real--

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4078/4746895095_2a976cf9ce.jpg

[LimeLite Racing]

backstreet's back!!! alright !! lol


aaaand i just watched jacob shirtless like 7 times.


i mean i watched Twilight: Eclipse

Team Edward!

[miravete]

for real--

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4078/4746895095_2a976cf9ce.jpg

hahaha. win

[TeamFRAT]

/thread...

Thanks!



lol

[greenzenki86]

yeah man ive got it before, shit tickles like crazy lol, as for the eyebrows waxed, my ex use to take me to get that done haha.....but just imo, a lot girls like their men to be natural, and what not.....they dont like a guy thats prettier then them.....perfect example is this.....how many times have you been to the mall or anywhere in public where you see a hot ass chick and shes holding hands with some grungy looking hippy dude....cant tell me none of you have seen that before.....

[moocowmoo]

i just watched jacob shirtless like 7 times.



i mean i watched Twilight: Eclipse

:duh::duh::duh::duh::duh::duh::duh:

sorry had to do it

[omgRWDgoodness!]

I hope your best friend is not a guy...

If my best friend wasn't a guy, I'd probably be ***king her...

[TurboSE]

I tan in the spring because I'm a redhead and it's hard to get a decent tan in the summer without a little pre-tanning. Also stops me from getting burnt as easily. I trim my eyebrows and nose hair. I've done the mani/pedi thing with my girl. I don't think any of this makes me girly...nothing wrong with taking pride in your appearance.

[thenooblet]

I like Lady GaGa, Taylor Swift, and Justin Beiber

[TurboSE]

I like Lady GaGa, Taylor Swift, and Justin Beiber


Ok...that's gay...just kidding...I like Lady Gaga (I don't listen to it in the garage or anything...but I don't complain when it's on. What's wrong with liking a sexy chick with an amazing voice? I also like Pink and some Christina Aguilera and even some Gwen Stefani. I also like Otep and Amy Lee (not much girly about their music, but a lot of guys I know won't listen to female musicians at all.)

As for Taylor Swift, she's just not my style but she is talented. Justin Beiber...I'll pass, he's a little sweet for me.

[thenooblet]

its only like two beiber songs...but who cares?

[LimeLite Racing]

backstreet's back!!! alright !! lol


aaaand i just watched jacob shirtless like 7 times.


i mean i watched Twilight: Eclipse

"Doesn't he own a shirt?" hahahah

[soreballz]

its only like two beiber songs...but who cares?

Age: 16
Location: Bumfuck East Texas.

Makes perfect sense.

[Sam_Well.13]

i do the fixer-upper around the house, do the cars instead of bringin it to the mechanic.

but when it comes to purchasing something I want, even if its my money.. gotta get a thumbs up from the wifey first.

[LimeLite Racing]

Age: 16
Location: Bumfuck East Texas.

Makes perfect sense.

Lmao!

i do the fixer-upper around the house, do the cars instead of bringin it to the mechanic.

but when it comes to purchasing something I want, even if its my money.. gotta get a thumbs up from the wifey first.

I hear that. Backyard full of parts = angry wifey.

[thenooblet]

i dont really chose to listen to it but if it comes on i dont mind it at all...

[Iamdave]

i have more sneakers/shoes then most girls, like 30 pairs just sitting there never to be worn. and i never wear the same shoe to school in the same 2 weeks.

[Bricksquad1017]

do any of you guys get your eyebrows done? Threaded or waxed?


i do and i get pedicures bitches love that shit lol

[franklin93zx]

Too bad UDON! is pinked he'd be tearing this thread apart.

[sparkyS13]

same here. and shes making me go to the premier of the new one :cry:



hahahahaha :p



no comment :tinhat:

lol i didnt go for the new one, the first two were enough XD

[fishhouse]

my fingernails fucking stink. i think its from all the ball scratching. like if i sniff my fingernails they smell like ass balls.

i want a manicure.

[nismo 240sx]

^^lmao that pretty discusting...wash your hands with degresser..lol

[vas570sx]

i have watched all of the twilight movies to date.. loved them all. got a manicure the other day.. my hands never looked better.

there were a lot of hot asian chicks there.

[WangonwWarrior]

I made out with justin beiber

[omgRWDgoodness!]

my fingernails fucking stink. I think its from all the ball scratching. Like if i sniff my fingernails they smell like ass balls.

I want a manicure.


Ball Cheese!

[worangejuice]

I got bored/excited in the shower one day and thoght "I'll shave my balls and the whole general area"...My gf had a bottle of Nair in the shower.poured it all aover my crotchoiginal region, burning, lots of burning, then went out (halloween) grinded right thru my newly sensitive ball sack and had cuts all over....
So I messed with girl product and came out manly and fucked up.

[slamburger]

get ready to be banned chadbrochill17

[slamburger]

awww i guess just a slap on the wrist for now.

[LimeLite Racing]

Lol wow. What a way to start off your experience with Zilvia Chadbr0chillhella

[keistyle]

Lol wow. What a way to start off your experience with Zilvia Chadbr0chillhella

It seems like he is a pre-existing memeber that just wants to fool around with a mask on.

[LimeLite Racing]

It seems like he is a pre-existing memeber that just wants to fool around with a mask on.

Shit. Probably someone that got banned for his inappropriate language.