240SeX Whaaa!!!

[ILL S13]

Went on a cool little first date with some chick I met at the gym so u no she looks good..before I went to pick her up I was thinking about which car to take..My bro was knocked out drunk so I went and got the keys to his charger get in..No gas.I have a full tank in my car so I say fuck it ill just roll in my baby.Get to her house pick her up she looks at my car and says is this a 240 I was completely shocked cus this chick is like one of those stuck up bitches..but anyways so I start driving and that bitch pratically started moaning I was like woah!!!So I figured skip dinner and a movie straight to my place aha.. Then she tells me she wants to go to turnbull for those of you not in socal its a canyon in the whittier/hacienda hts area.Going thru the up hill smashing (trying to show off lol) get to the destination by this time this broads clothes are flying left and right.i go to turn off the car and shes like no leave it running weird request but ok...by the time i got to her snatch i felt like a kid at raging waters!!!

MY 240 GOT ME LAID!:wackit:

[Daniel.]

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[Iamdave]

um JDM biddies?

[davirene]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Snorkpants/Coolness.png

[keistyle]

Sounds like a REAL classy lady.

[Daniel.]

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/2/28503/1116191-exzibit_cool_story_super.jpg
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[cc4usmc]

Pics of said girl. Who wants to bet shes a dog?

[Daniel.]

Put a ring on that finger.

[chucky norris]

so any ways . . . . . lol

[udon!]

A 240sx getting you laid? girl must be in highschool.

[godrifttoday]

So basically u got no game and it car got u laid!!

[keistyle]

Well I will be the first to say it. Congratulations on your lay.

[driftsilvias13]

http://cdn-hw.liveleak.com/u/thumbs/2009/Mar/17/1878513_208_avatar.jpg

[ILL S13]

If i didnt have game then how would I even get her # to begin with.I posted this so zivilians who go home to only their cars and moms have hopes that one day they will find true love lol and that pic of the guy dunking pretty much sums it up.I dont have pics of her I just met her 3 days ago WTF thats a little fast and I plan on slowly transforming her into my booty call.After our encounter I asked her why she liked it and she said her ex had a 240 and he was "pro Drifter" probabaly one of you guys on here.Anyone have a ex named Bree? LOL

[duffman1278]

Pics or it didn't happen

[HyperTek]

maybe shes a fan of Fast and Furious

[ILL S13]

Pics or it didn't happen
you guys crack me up I didnt have a camera ready cus I was too busy caressing her tits and ass lol If you want a pic of her ill ask her to send me one in a couple days ill pretend like I miss her....

[VROOOM]

what grade was she in??

[inertiadrft]

I belive you bro, some girls are like that, I once got laid for owning a turntable..

[udon!]

you guys crack me up I didnt have a camera ready cus I was too busy caressing her tits and ass lol If you want a pic of her ill ask her to send me one in a couple days ill pretend like I miss her....

just post a picture of yourself and your car and we can pretty much determine what the girl looks like with that info.

[allntrlundrgrnd]

just post a picture of yourself and your car and we can pretty much determine what the girl looks like with that info.

Why don't you, hmm? I guarantee your in highschool too.

[sickstatus]

having sex in your car is bad. its gunna get in an accident now. lawl.

jk. :fruit:

[ILL S13]

im 22 and I don't know how old she was 24 maybe 25 this isnt high school romance just some random chick who happened to know what a 240 is and couldn't resist the ILL S13 DONE.

Oh and to the guy who wants a pic of me and my car UGAY!
youll see us when u see us.

[udon!]

Why don't you, hmm? I guarantee your in highschool too.

hell fucking yeah I am, junior year, bitch!

i love high school girls.

[Mikey213]

wtf!?!?! BOTH OF YOU MUST BE SMALL... When I was 17, fucking in a s13 was very wrong! but fucking ON it is a different story!

[lawrenceyang]

this is a pretty pointless thread imo

[ILL S13]

wtf!?!?! BOTH OF YOU MUST BE SMALL... When I was 17, fucking in a s13 was very wrong! but fucking ON it is a different story!

thats the thing im 6'2 so that shit was harder then a motherfucker but I just put the seats all the way forward and it wasnt too bad.

[lalo167]

She probably started moaning cause she was thinking of her ex not you! Lol

[Slammed Assassin]

Any pics of this fine young lady?

[Mikey213]

ahahah you probably have oem seats, at the time I had sparco speeds hahaa Im also the same height!

[udon!]

Oh and to the guy who wants a pic of me and my car UGAY!


not JUST gay, HARD GAY.

[ILL S13]

She probably started moaning cause she was thinking of her ex not you! Lol


ahhh u gotta ruin my happiness but then again it was my penis in her vagina and mouth so I still win and no I dont have pics yet I barely met her ill probably hit her up sunday or monday u know how that goes....

[Flushed_S14]

You shouldn't of done it...it is bad luck. My bro warned me when i got my first car and I went ahead and did it...guess what? The car was hit left and right after that...Hope it doesn't happen to yours....:nono:

[ILL S13]

not JUST gay, HARD GAY.


yea your avatar says it all thanks.

[lou's40sx]

^^ I believe ILL S13.

He picked me up once at the same gym also. Everything in that story was the same in mine but the car was turned off. He doesn't call, like he said he would though...=/

[ILL S13]

You shouldn't of done it...it is bad luck. My bro warned me when i got my first car and I went ahead and did it...guess what? The car was hit left and right after that...Hope it doesn't happen to yours....:nono:


NOOOOOO!! In that case my cars staying garaged for the next couple weeks.

[ILL S13]

^^ I believe ILL S13.

He picked me up once at the same gym also. Everything in that story was the same in mine but the car was turned off. He doesn't call, like he said he would though...=/

come on you didn't have to tell zilvia Ive been busy workin ill call I swear ;)

[D.Adams]

PICs of so called CHICK or you just got blown by another dude

[godrifttoday]

Omg. I was crying with the statement u said" I slowly plan on transforming her into my booty call"


And u just met her 3 days ago lol go to tHe doctors tomorow before ur penis falls off, so she pick up on ur car and u just happen to be there?

[godrifttoday]

Ohhhhhhh forgot to add it would be epic ownage!!!! If she's a zilvia member and reads this lol epic!

[KiLLeR2001]

Good luck with the AIDS, and now your car has become a prime target for every old fart that leaves home without their glasses. Be careful.

[ILL S13]

Ohhhhhhh forgot to add it would be epic ownage!!!! If she's a zilvia member and reads this lol epic!


LOL I think her ex is a member on here not her I guess since you guys dont know me u think its out of this world but it did and it was good and Ill wait it out and hopefully I dont start to get any strange lesions lol my gf would kill me!

[D.Adams]

LOL I think her ex is a member on here not her I guess since you guys dont know me u think its out of this world but it did and it was good and Ill wait it out and hopefully I dont start to get any strange lesions lol my gf would kill me!



PIC's lets go

[ILL S13]

PIC's lets go

Dont tell me u want a pic of me and my car too...:duh:

[deolio]

i wouldn't even be proud if my 240 got me laid. if a chick thinks it's a sweet car she's probably got low standards.

[ThatGuy]

Pointless thread.

This isn't your personal blog. No one really cares about your social life.

:lockd: