I had a conversation with the dumbest "street racer" ever

[RoscoYoungno13]

this kid is dumb... i dunno what else to say. i had fun during the convo, but i feel like a got a hell of a lot dumber

Rosco Young No13: you gona be on later
Rosco Young No13: ill get it then
DarKisH J: ight...il be on in about 3 hours.. im going out to dude.. i got to go street raceing...
DarKisH J: il give it to you then
Rosco Young No13: what you got
Rosco Young No13: and what you got in it
DarKisH J: whats ya meann.. car?
Rosco Young No13: yeah
DarKisH J: i have a 2003 honda civic.. & 2003 spider eclipse convertible..
Rosco Young No13: front wheel drive eh
DarKisH J: i have 63,000 under the hood of the civic.. & i have 75,000 under the hood of the eclipse
DarKisH J: won 50 races.. never lost
DarKisH J: i can tell you some stuff i have under it
DarKisH J: Apexi N1 exhaust
DC Sport Ceramic headers
AEM chromed cold air intake
AEM cam gears
AEM fuel rail
AEM fuel pressure regulator
Weapon-R P/S resivor
DarKisH J: i have all the names of the parts on my cars in a files..
DarKisH J: i have pics n ****..
Rosco Young No13: word
DarKisH J: eva seen fast n the furious 2?
Rosco Young No13: yeah
DarKisH J: i have a eclipse like tyrese drives
Rosco Young No13: i know how it looks
Rosco Young No13: i dont really like the joints
DarKisH J: its candy black,wid baby blue flames on the sides n on the front bumper.. n theres a grimreeper on the hood sticking the finger n baby blue flames in the back ground
Rosco Young No13: and FI mods
DarKisH J: yeah
Rosco Young No13: like what
DarKisH J: everything in my car is monitored by a laptop in my car in my glovecompartment
DarKisH J: i forgot im have look
DarKisH J: have 2 noz bottles in da trunck..
DarKisH J: marks 220mph.. only does 175mph..
Rosco Young No13: what kind of shot you pushin?
Rosco Young No13: on the nos
DarKisH J: 100
DarKisH J: i have a noz bogger system
DarKisH J: cold air intake
Rosco Young No13: word, what you pushin at the wheels?
Rosco Young No13: wit spray
DarKisH J: spiners
Rosco Young No13: i mean what kind of wheel HP
DarKisH J: horsepower
Rosco Young No13: yeah
DarKisH J: 785 HP
Rosco Young No13: yeah right
Rosco Young No13: what about at the crank?
DarKisH J: 312
Rosco Young No13: that dont make no ****in sense man
DarKisH J: you race
Rosco Young No13: yeah, occasionally
DarKisH J: to tell ya da truth..im estimateing at the crank
DarKisH J: what you run
Rosco Young No13: but that doesnt make any sense at all
Rosco Young No13: i run a 9 second 1/4
DarKisH J: i sent my car to ca ...it was built there
Rosco Young No13: but still
DarKisH J: my runs 9 sec flat
DarKisH J: the civic that is
Rosco Young No13: the eclipse is RWD right?
DarKisH J: the eclipse runs 8 half sec
Rosco Young No13: you got a Turbo, supercharger or both
DarKisH J: both
Rosco Young No13: damn son, you runnin a turbo supercharged eclipse?
DarKisH J: twin turbo & supercharger
Rosco Young No13: what it dyno at
DarKisH J: twinturbo
DarKisH J: dyno?
Rosco Young No13: you dont know what a dyno is?
DarKisH J: im not sure
Rosco Young No13: i hope your jokin around
DarKisH J: its in my eclpise
Rosco Young No13: yeah
Rosco Young No13: you got a v6 or v8
DarKisH J: v8
Rosco Young No13: how many liters
DarKisH J: not sure
Rosco Young No13: smaller than 2 right
DarKisH J: no
Rosco Young No13: how do you not know engine size
DarKisH J: think 3..
Rosco Young No13: aight
Rosco Young No13: THATS HUGE
DarKisH J: what kind car do you have?
Rosco Young No13: a acura integra with a skyline engine in it
DarKisH J: yeah..im try in see if i can put a v10 or a v12 in my eclipse
DarKisH J: how fast it gos wid out noz?
Rosco Young No13: it tops out at 347 khm
Rosco Young No13: kmh
Rosco Young No13: like 200 mph or so
DarKisH J: dats wid noz?
Rosco Young No13: yeah
Rosco Young No13: you run all motor with that turbo right
DarKisH J: thought so
DarKisH J: yeah
DarKisH J: & wid noz
DarKisH J: mine does 175mph... wid noz 230mph-235mph
Rosco Young No13: i hope you are just joking around man
DarKisH J: naw im serious
DarKisH J: but
DarKisH J: hey.. il talk layter ..this kid want race me..
Rosco Young No13: lemme holla at them pics later man
Rosco Young No13: i wanna see this ****
DarKisH J: hes puting 1,000 dollors & his car
Rosco Young No13: what he got?
DarKisH J: ight
DarKisH J: a 2002 firebird
Rosco Young No13: aight man
Rosco Young No13: 1
DarKisH J: hes easymoney..he has no noz.
Rosco Young No13: word




lol, no nozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Bbandit]

LMAO!!
i dont know if those conversations are real but its still funny
classic but funny :D

[timmybgood]

that can't be real, and if it is, someone please shoot that poor bastid and put him out of his and everyone elses misery

[elevator]

aight


:)

[GTGuy06]

Originally posted by Bbandit
LMAO!!
i dont know if those conversations are real but its still funny
classic but funny :D
:werd:

[krazy_racer]

the sad part is that his car is surely soo slow that if he crashed street racing he would just damage his hyper blinker corners and crack his altezzas

[DRFT]

hahahahaa

[nocomedown]

:eek: some people should not have the right to talk

[S14Speed997]

He's racked up 138,000 miles in 7 months? That was the first hint he was talking out of his a$$......HAHAHAHA This guy is a joke..He's watched FF way too many times.....


to my stupidity...he obviously meant cash money...

this guy is still an a$$ clown though

[Bill Roberts]

This post should be named.."the mistery and misery of crack, explained"

[nrcooled]

Originally posted by krazy_racer
the sad part is that his car is surely soo slow that if he crashed street racing he would just damage his hyper blinker corners and crack his altezzas

ROFLAMAO:D

[Steeles]

wow where did you find this moron? someone find him and kick him in the nuts. we dont want him reproducing... cause you KNOW he's got some little skank thinking his cars the shizznit

[ShortGuy622]

DarKisH J: hes easymoney..he has no noz.

AHAHAHAHAHA! *wipes tears from eyes* oh god thats the funniest line i think i've ever heard. man one of us should meet up w/ him, and just whale on him. jesus thats so great

[jsr20det]

Theres alot of these around now. They saw fast and furious, went online, looked up some stuff and tada, "yo man im runnin 9s with my turbocharged 1000hp all motor beast with NOS!

everybody sprays, but only amatuers use NOZ.

[-E-]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[95Blue240sx]

that sounds fake. the kids like 9 years old.:axe: :hammer:

[Apparition]

Watch his "diamond plated" floorboards fall out after he hits the NAWWWWWWZZZZ. When in reality, it just beeps the horn.

I still love the "turbo or supercharger?" "Both." BWHAHAHA.

[zero.counter]

Was that Bub Rubb you were talking to ?
:tweak:

[russian]

:bash:

jesus, how do they breed dumbfuqs like these?? im not laughing, im crying...:cry:

[NZO]

What a coincidence, I have a dyno in my eclipse too!

[SimpleS14]

Originally posted by RoscoYoungno13
tRosco Young No13: word, what you pushin at the wheels?
Rosco Young No13: wit spray
DarKisH J: spiners
Rosco Young No13: i mean what kind of wheel HP
DarKisH J: horsepower
Rosco Young No13: yeah
DarKisH J: 785 HP
Rosco Young No13: yeah right
Rosco Young No13: what about at the crank?
DarKisH J: 312
Rosco Young No13: that dont make no ****in sense man


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! that's so funny!!!

please tell me this is a joke

[method2833]

Originally posted by zero.counter
Was that Bub Rubb you were talking to ?
:tweak:


I honestly think it was bub Rubb

[tougebear]

Originally posted by 95Blue240sx
that sounds fake. the kids like 9 years old.:axe: :hammer:

What he said.

[Keisuke]

i want the past 2 mins of my life back . . . street racers:rolleyes:

[mistaanime]

hheh..funny.:bow:

[DRFT]

:stupid:

[s13silady]

dude.. that convo was as bad as the GT-R mustang with rotary engine with pistons and headers...:bs: