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[ESmorz]

Go ship my neighbors Peacock off to Antarctica when they are at work.

Fucking thing just makes it's stupid ass Pterodactyl noises all through the night.

There has to be some law against having annoying birds. First they had Roosters, now they have Peacocks. Ugh.

:cj:

[ayuaddict]

just kill that shit.

[ESmorz]

I'm just gonna jerk it till my hands fall off and puke up a fish sandwixh

[ayuaddict]

you better put some water in that damn shit.

[ronmcdon]

you could probably just help it escape.
there wouldn't likeley be any evidence unless they have cameras.

[shiftdrift]

A.)sniper rifle to the head.
B.)Bow and Arrow to the chest
C.) throw baseballs at it as hard as you can
D.) PICS!!!!!
E.)baseball bat to the head
F.) feed it poison
G.) let it go and be humane. that's no fun.

[ESmorz]

you could probably just help it escape.
there wouldn't likeley be any evidence unless they have cameras.

No they do not have cameras but there are ALWAYS people there meandering about.

It's a house with I shit you not about 15 Latino people living in it. They destroyed what used to be a nice house and lawn and the house next to it is the same way but they pitched tents on the balcony and INS came.

Fuck their birds!

[fcdrifter20]

No they do not have cameras but there are ALWAYS people there meandering about.

It's a house with I shit you not about 15 Latino people living in it. They destroyed what used to be a nice house and lawn and the house next to it is the same way but they pitched tents on the balcony and INS came.

Fuck their birds!

is it even legal to own a peacock?? and im pretty sure you can file grievance or something about it, to the city

[ronmcdon]

How to Care for Peacocks - wikiHow (http://www.wikihow.com/Care-for-Peacocks)

Avoid feeding chocolate, coffee or alcohol to your peacocks as these can be toxic.

Feed your peacocks a mixture of chicken pellets and mixed grains (barley, wheat, rice)corn feed is also acceptable. You might want to add some dog food (for larger dogs) into the mix. They love all fruits and vegetables and will eat any and nearly all of your human table scraps. Do not give them small bones, as they may choke.

[slider2828]

^^ LOL love that plan.... hahaha My latino neighbors is the same way!!! But has a hen and it makes noises at dawn..... thank god! But the sun rises pretty early nowadays....

[ZenkiKid]

Id go wit the chocolate feeding. Do it!

[Brian]

Don't hurt the animals!!!!

Some animals suck, but peacocks are cool!

[airsoft]

Cook that shit.

[jspaeth]

Go ship my neighbors Peacock off to Antarctica when they are at work. Fucking thing just makes it's stupid ass Pterodactyl noises all through the night.

bahahahaha when i read this i starting cracking up so bad.

way to go on the silent P in pterodactyl btw

[Marc240]

Haha just reading this story make me laugh.

There used to be a Peacock in my nieghborhood, one day it just randomly showed up I guess? Hung out for about a year in someone's back yard cause they kept feeding it.
It used to run into the elementry's schools park once or twice, and they had to cancel recess and call animal patrol. Altough I never found out where it went about a year ago.......

[HyperTek]

my neighbors across the street have em, caged right next to their gate like a security system. live in a rural area so our houses are placed far apart, but still sucks, esp when theres a few houses on the block with roosters =\

[silviaguy240]

Don't hurt the animals!!!!

Some animals suck, but peacocks are cool!

fuck that, peacocks will mess your shit up. friend of mine had some wild peacocks around his house and they'd come around, jump on his cars and claw the fuck out of em, shit all over and just mess shit up.

[simmode1]

bahahahaha when i read this i starting cracking up so bad.

way to go on the silent P in pterodactyl btw

Man, me too! For some reason, I keep imagining this in his neighbor's back yard:
http://pokemon.marriland.com/images/cards/md/big/md_15_aerodactyl.jpg

[I LUV MY S13]

nah dont do anything to the bird, last thing you want is legal problems with neighbors...just call the cops and file a complaint

[S14DB]

Do you live in an incorporated area(city/town)? They probably have some law on the books about owning farm animals.

[SHINCHU]

x3
i vote pterodactyl as the most random creature ever.

its cool to bring them up in conversation.
like the other day my wife brought our bulldog to petco for nail trimming.
the dumbass lady there says "how old is your pit bull?"
:wtf:
my wife looks at her and says "she's a bulldog."
and looking right at the dog the lady says "french, american, or enlgish?"
omfg. this is at PETCO!
so i told my wife "what so if you bring your cockatiel in for a wing trim she asks 'how old is your pterodactyl?'!?

true story.
and yours is hilarious, btw. had me cracking up here at work. :D
my wife and i also joke about feeding our obnoxious neighbor dog some "magic meatballs" whenever it barks at nothing for 20 minutes.
nothing compared to that peackock squawck though, i'm sure.

you should build a huge mouse trap, throw it over your fence. listen for snap. done.

[chitownguy]

This thread made me wonder what a Peacock sounds like. Very interesting.

JKx58Tftl0Y

[keistyle]

Give it shrooms and diet coke.

[ESmorz]

Do you live in an incorporated area(city/town)? They probably have some law on the books about owning farm animals.

I wish.

I live in "The Friendly Village", we don't even have a mayor.

Living in Fallbrook has its ups and downs.

[SHINCHU]

lol land of the avacado and grand dragon!
(no not this one :trogdor: )

i drive through there on my commute to/from san diego every day and think "man there has to be some crazy shit in these hills..." i guess i can add crazy ass peacocks to that.

i would love a few acres there myself though. somewhere i could walk out my backdoor and cap off some rounds without going to jail. maybe i would be another crazy thing in the hills hahaha

[J_Rad]

Ill be down there on the machete express monday. Heads will roll.

[Tom25666]

pee cock. who came up with that name a 9 year old boy?

[Gnnr]

SEC. 36.414. GENERAL NOISE PROHIBITIONS

(6) Owning, possessing or harboring an animal which by any frequent or long continued noise causes annoyance or discomfort to a person of normal sensitivity in the vicinity. The written affirmation by two persons having separate residences that an animal has caused frequent or long continued noise, that has caused them annoyance or discomfort shall be prima facie evidence of a violation of this section. This subsection does not apply to animal noise emanating from a legally operated animal hospital, humane society, County Department of Animal Services facility, farm or other agricultural facility where keeping animals is allowed.


County of San Diego: Code Enforcement - Noise Control (http://www.co.san-diego.ca.us/dplu/ce5/Noise.html)

Per SEC. 36.418. MANNER OF ENFORCEMENT the County Sheriff shall have primary responsibility for the enforcement of SECTIONS 36.405, 36.407, 36.408, 36.412, 36.414 and 36.415. When this chapter requires measurements to enforce these sections, the noise control officer shall assist the Sheriff.

Examples of noise disturbance in the UNINCORPORATED AREAS of San Diego County include :

Bands

Construction, Equipment, and Machinery Noise

Dog/Animal Noise

Engines and Motor Vehicles

Off Road Vehicles

Stereos/Radios/Televisions/Musical Instruments and Similar Devices

PA System

Horns and Signaling Devices

Burglar Alarms

The initial response letter to a noise complaint is a warning that may alert a neighbor to a potential problem. Further investigation and other evidence are normally required to determine whether any noise regulations have been violated. NOISE COMPLAINTS PROCEDURE

This office accepts noise complaints for the UNINCORPORATED AREAS of the County of San Diego, for every type of noise, with the exception of:

For Air Traffic Noise complaints, please call the FAA (Federal Aviation Administration) Noise Hotline at (310) 725-3638.

For Military Base noise, please find the listing in the blue Government section of your white pages.

Excessive noise can be harmful to the health and welfare of citizens. The County Noise Ordinance defines noise and regulates it by type, land-use zone, and time of day. Events or actions may be prohibited if they cause a noise disturbance.

The links below will give you more information on the complaint process, as well as other information regarding noise control.

NOISE COMPLAINTS PROCEDURE

I think you can get something working in your favor.

If not you can find something below. I'm sure you need a permit, proof of vaccination, proper caging (don't think they can't just be roaming around), etc. I don't see that they are listed as an exemption to the wild animals list for Aves (last link) and I don't see it listed anywhere as a domesticated animal.

County of San Diego - Animal Services (http://www.sddac.com/laws.asp)
County of San Diego: Code Enforcement - Noise Control (http://www.co.san-diego.ca.us/dplu/ce5/Noise.html)
County of San Diego: Zoning Ordinance (http://www.co.san-diego.ca.us/dplu/zoning/index.html)
http://www.dfg.ca.gov/licensing/pdffiles/fg1518.pdf

[Teddy]

Whatever. It's an animal.

Don't hurt the animals!!!!


So... which is it?

[drftwerks]

should probably check its papers it may be an illegal.

[ILoveMyRHS13]

There's a peacock that walks around on the farm that my buddy's garage is on... It's really loud, but it's pretty cool looking. I've never seen one before, haha.
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j259/RPS13Doug/DSCN1886.jpg

[slamburger]

Hahaha I live where there are TONS of wild Peecocks. I got used to it. I almost hit one with my car one night driving home. It didnt even move an inch! those guys arent scared or anything.

[coww-cho!!!!!]

we had one land in our yard one time. my friend drescribed it as like a legendary pokemon that we came across and it flew away with grace..

it flew out of site only to be shot down with a BB gun by some others a few blocks away lol

[Ceepo]

LMAO i just shot milk out my nose when i clicked that video of a peacock noise ha ha ha... i love this thread!!!!

[s13poop]

there's plenty here in pasadena by the santa anita area they cross the streets in bunches and almost get hit i think there's a fine if you kill one too

they are cool looking but pretty damn annoying so i know where you're coming from

[Future240]

This thread made me wonder what a Peacock sounds like. Very interesting.

JKx58Tftl0Y

If you have to hear that shit, Kill the bird, eat it and dump the bones in their yard shrine style.