Machete... the best movie of our generation

[ranger240]

NSFW Warning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8cCzltPD6Y


this movie looks amazing


discuss...

[ronmcdon]

You cant go wrong with Danny Treo

Ive been hoping this would be a feature film since Grindhouse.
Rumors are saying it might be released this year but who knows.

[ESmorz]

Someone finally saw Grindhouse.

:hide:

[miravete]

omg i thought it was a reply to arizonas immigration law, and i guess its not.

lol

i just have a hard time seeing it as a "real" movie....

[simmode1]

Someone finally saw Grindhouse.

Dude, GrindHouse was awesome! If you could appreciate Tarantino's dialog in Inglorius Basterds, you owe it you yourself to watch DeathProof. Thats where he perfected it. The dialog was so realistic there, I really like I knew those chicks and was sitting right there with them in the damn scene...

I hope they make Machete, but it probably ain't gonna happen. Hell, the whole plot is revealed in the trailer, anyways!

[BustedS13]

oh, so now that Grindhouse has been forgotten, it's alright to like Grindhouse?
i spent a fucking year defending it to everyone on earth, and now people like it. well fuck this planet, i'm out.

p.s.



Danny Trejo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Trejo) as Machete Cortez, a renegade and dangerous former Mexican Federale (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federale) and labor worker who gets hired for a job to assassinate a corrupt senator, but is later betrayed and goes out for revenge against his former boss.
Cheech Marin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheech_Marin) as Padre Benito del Toro, Machete's "holy" brother; a former Federale-turned-Catholic priest that helps him.
Lindsay Lohan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindsay_Lohan) as April Benz, Benz's daughter, a socialite with a penchant for guns.[4] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machete_%28film%29#cite_note-movies.ign.com-3)
Robert De Niro (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_De_Niro) as Senator McLaughlin, the corrupt Senator.[4] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machete_%28film%29#cite_note-movies.ign.com-3)
Jessica Alba (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Alba) as Sartana, a U.S. immigration customs enforcement agent who is tracking Machete down.
Don Johnson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Johnson) as Lt. Stillman, Sartana's superior.
Rose McGowan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose_McGowan) as Cherry Darling, who will appear in the fake trailer at the beginning of the movie.
Michelle Rodriguez (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelle_Rodriguez) as Luz, a saucy taco slinger and Machete's friend.
Steven Seagal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal) as Torrez, a druglord.[5] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machete_%28film%29#cite_note-4)
Jeff Fahey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Fahey) as Michael Benz, the businessman who hires Machete for the assassination.[6] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machete_%28film%29#cite_note-ethiopianreview.com-5)
Elise Avellan and Electra Avellan as The Sexy Nurses at the hospital where Machete is treated.[7] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machete_%28film%29#cite_note-6)
Cheryl Chin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheryl_Chin) as Torrez Henchwoman, a cold blooded killer and Torrez's right hand woman sent to look for Machete.[8] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machete_%28film%29#cite_note-Machete-7)
Tom Savini (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Savini) as Deputy Tolo.[9] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machete_%28film%29#cite_note-8)
Daryl Sabara (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daryl_Sabara) as Julio.
Carlos Gallardo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Gallardo_%28actor%29)
Tito Larriva (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tito_Larriva)
Alicia Rachel Marek as June Benz, socialite wife of Benz and April's mother.[8] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machete_%28film%29#cite_note-Machete-7)

[MrMcgarrett]

I think that's the trailer from the Grindhouse movie.

Here's the trailer for the actual movie:

(starts at 1:35)

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[Mikey213]

Shoot I've been defending the fact that a couple of Filipino directors like Bobby A. Suarez (recently passed away this year), is one of the pioneers for these type of bad ass b-rated type movies. The sad thing is all these movies are ether burned literally by the Philippine government, Hidden in other countries or simply just lost in time. Quentin Tarantino himself said that most of his movies are inspired from his. like Cleopatra wong for example inspired kill bill,
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It sucks it's so rare the only footage you'll probably only find ever online is this trailer which itself isn't even complete! You might be able to find someone selling it in bootleg dvd form for 60-100$! but that rarely comes now and then.

Here's some other bad ass b-movies
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There's a shit load! Some you can find.

[chitownguy]

OMG!! Please tell me this is for real. I've tried to get everyone I know to watch Death Proof and I've only dreamed of watching a full-length Machete movie.

[wh0aitznic0]

Michelle Rodriguez AND Jessica Alba in the same movie?

Win.

[fcdrifter20]

i can wait for this. been waiting to see Danny Trejo in a roll like this again. ever since he played Cucui in Desperado

[Mikey213]

SHIT! I herd Lindsay Lohan is going to be in the movie also! I used to love that bitch when i used to be in the Disney orchestra during her parent trap years. Hell i jacked off to her opera interview back in the day hahahahah Shoot I still want to meet her one day!

[simmode1]

Lohan has destroyed herself, homie. She's a far cry from any previous hotness.
http://www.newstoob.com/media/images/2009/10/20091020-lindsay-lohan-gala-004.jpg

[S14DB]

Hey Arizona, Don't Fuck With This Mexican... MACHETE has some Cinco De Mayo words for you!!! Now in 720p! -- Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/44943)

[ronmcdon]

Yep, shitload of drugs & alcohol will definetely age you.
everything in moderation is key imo.

[HalveBlue]

Yeah...might want to edit the first post.

But looks bad ass none the less.

Danny Trejo is fucking hard.

In before the Pink!

[exitspeed]

Seriously, this movie looks fuckin bad ass! Going to see on the first day!

New trailer is out.

[exitspeed]

IGN has a new Red Band trailer! FUCKIN EPIC! This may end up being the best movie in the history of cinema! How can you go wrong with a guy ripping out a dudes intestines, running with it down a hallway, then jumping out of a window and swinging from the intestine into the window below? Seriously, epic.

Machete (2010) - Movie, Review, Trailers, Videos at IGN (http://media.movies.ign.com/media/143/14343587/vids_1.html)

[ronmcdon]

wow, just when I thought it couldn't get any better.

[niteridaz503]

When is this supposed to be out?:cool:

[Xplat]

The word "Mexploitation Film" comes to mind. That trailer certainly makes me think of blackspoitation films like "Black Dynamite"

[Kougeki]

Machete better than The Expendables. Why?

http://classes.dma.ucla.edu/Winter10/161B/projects/herm/projects/sili.final/jessica-alba.jpg

[DALAZ_68]

just saw the preview saturday...looks legit...

[stinky_180]

Ffuuuu yeaa!

[hOngsterr]

lol, i didnt digg the previews, but we'll see when it comes out.

[2slow2go]

sooo i LIKE that imigration law

[TheWolf]

This movie looks epic... to the extreme..

[8Nismo9]

i can wait for this. been waiting to see Danny Trejo in a roll like this again. ever since he played Cucui in Desperado

damn right

[ALTRNTV]

Heads Roll In 'Machete' Red Band Trailer (http://thefilmstage.com/2010/08/31/heads-roll-in-machete-red-band-trailer/)

New trailer.... nice ass.

EDIT: already posted above

[do it sideways]

Expendables > Machete

[BustedS13]

Expendables > Machete

how the fuck would you know/why would you want to even start this argument

[ALTRNTV]

how the fuck would you know/why would you want to even start this argument
Because he does it sideways.

[ESmorz]

All the drifters are doing it.

[BustedS13]

doing it sideways is an abomination. stay in church

[WanganRunner]

MS65 Toyota Crown @ 0:37 in "Fatal Vacation" trailer.


I really want to see the full version of Cleopatra Wong now.

[Element_on_20s]

So excited for this, I couldn't get my friends to go see Grindhouse and suddenly they want to go see this.

This will be the best movie to ever happen to anybody ever.

[soreballz]

One word: AWESOME.

[midnightouge]

Yes sir, i agree.

I'll most likely end up seeing it again.

[s13bert]

nothing but WIN for him, movie was epic.....

[WERDdabuilder]

action...tits...racism...tits...more action...

and lohan not having to snap out of role of....her real self was funny.
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/lindsay-lohan-drunk.png

[sectorjeff]

This movie was sick and Hilarious. Dude gets to hook up with every bomb female in the movie except for the two nurses that are fire!

[BBSilvia]

lol there is a thread about this movie like 4 down from this

[gzer750]

i wish i could impregnate michelle rodriguez. and thanks for killing the story.

[satal95]

i wish i could impregnate michelle rodriguez.

Shit who doesn't:wackit:

[zylvia213]

yea Michelle Rodriguez is very porkable and ofcourse Jessica Alba. As for the movie it looks pretty interesting. Lol @ steven seagal

[FRpilot]

is this steven seagal's first time playing a villain?

i still maintain my position that michelle rodriguez > jordan brewster in fast & furious

[ManoNegra]

Michelle Rodriguez isn't interested in your unless you're a chick.
Just saying.

[ManoNegra]

what!!? this is out already??

[soreballz]

^ No, we're talking about a movie none of us have seen yet.

[sectorjeff]

Thats not the story to the movie theirfor i didn't kill it and Heck yeah i would have babys with michelle rodriguez haha

[ManoNegra]

good then, let me know when it comes out
I'm too lazy to check my local theater listings
spoon feed me

[sleep]

good then, let me know when it comes out
I'm too lazy to check my local theater listings
spoon feed me

wait a minute...........You have been a member for 6 years...................







I'm confused :wtf:

[90white240]

Michelle rodriguez is hott, but jessica alba BOING!!!! The movie looks pretty gory, hopefully gonna go see it soon.

[Gizmo_S13]

MACHETE KILLS AGAIN!!!! Pinche Puneta!!!!! This movie is badass!!!!

[satal95]

Michelle rodriguez is hott, but jessica alba BOING!!!! The movie looks pretty gory, hopefully gonna go see it soon.

True but I bet you Michelle is much better in bed the what Jessica is.

By the way movie is bad ass and the Alba shower scene is a cock tease:mad:

[s13bert]

True but I bet you Michelle is much better in bed the what Jessica is.

By the way movie is bad ass and the Alba shower scene is a cock tease:mad:
agree it was a freakin tease dude, either way great movie....

[ManoNegra]

wait a minute...........You have been a member for 6 years...................







I'm confused :wtf:

el sarcasmo


saw it today
have mixed feelings
naked sexy ladies = win
lindsay playing herself = win
fat steven seagal = bad but in a good way
cheech = win
paper thin plot = meh

personally could have done without the immigration politics

[soreballz]

paper thin plot = meh

Dude... It's a B-movie. A proper plot would've taken away from the fun of it.

[erik05v]

just saw the movie yesterday freaking awesome movie had everything u could ask for nudity fights comedy blood gun fights nudity lol :hyper:

[ManoNegra]

Dude... It's a B-movie. A proper plot would've taken away from the fun of it.

I understand that and I still had a good time
maybe I expected a story in par with the Grindhouse ones

[!Zar!]

Lindsey Lohan titties.

That is all.

[ILL S13]

Ran into Danny at manuals in East Los Really chill guy!

[s13bert]

Lindsey Lohan titties.

That is all.
lol foreal :yum:

[soreballz]

Lindsey Lohan titties.

That is all.
Sweet lemonade, yeah, sweet lemonade.

[foreverdark]

Lindsey Lohan titties.

That is all.

This and the first 5 mins of the film=WIN!