facebook chatting with your drunk horny gay friends (seriously)

[Om1kron]

DUDE:wow boring sat night or what?

Me:it's saturday?
i thought it was sunday

DUDE:just got in major league drunk! lol

Me:awesome

DUDE:not really im ready to have sex with anyone! lol

Me: cool cool!

DUDE:lol
you volunteering? LMAO Jk ;);)
crickets chirping (i have my answer!) lol
crickets chirping (i have my answer!) lol

Me:haha
you gay people always throw me for a loop
i tell you my girlfriend is bisexual?
she is all telling me about her friend and her boyfriend problems
all the while in the back of her head how she wants to ravage her.

DUDE:yeah i know you have guys sniffing your sheets! no you didnt tell me that! lol

Me:lol

DUDE:hot! lol

Me:it's like having a cool guyfriend but with a real vagina

DUDE:i need to suck cock big time right now! LOL

Me:HAHAHAHAA

DUDE:ok i admit i am sooooo drunk! lol
ok im gonna pass out now! ;);)

Me:sweet dreams

DUDE:thanks i'll be dreaming alright.. i wont say of what! lol
i had a few women hit on me tonight! lol

Me:shoulda took em home with you
and buttfucked em
you're not down
haha

DUDE:lol nah it would have been the most unsatisfying night of their life! lol

-end-

[lflkajfj12123]

no homo　　　　　　　

[Sileighty_DRFT89]

woah.

msglength

[shiftdrift]

woah. yeah, no homo.

[sidewaysil80]

thats random

[dOMEmE]

no homo indeed.

[ALTRNTV]

Cool story, bro.

[alpha180sx]

this is lame.

[franklin93zx]

HHmmm not something you see everyday haha

[JBao]

super homo, bro.

[240love]

ok.........................

[SUPERSTAR]

Not interested, but thank you.

[DALAZ_68]

so you were talkin to ernie...big woop...he's talking like that all the time...

[adrians_s13]

no bromo .........

[S13Boosts]

thats ghey as fuck.

[I LUV MY S13]

congrats..

[iamtheyi]

lol... wasnt really expecting that ><

[Propaganda]

should have let him suck your dick, lawl!

[S13Boosts]

should have let him suck your dick, lawl!



hahahah

:boink::boink::boink:

:ssex:

:nono:

[ViciousCesar!]

BBBBBBBbBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!! !

[keistyle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av4I8LShA5sI can't embed??

YouTube - Aziz Ansari - Smart Type (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av4I8LShA5s)

[Choku_Dorian]

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/6298/nohomo.jpg (http://img526.imageshack.us/i/nohomo.jpg/)

[turbotofu]

Wonder if your friend ever got what he wanted :wackit:?

[!Zar!]

And...what's the point of this thread...?

I've chatted with horny drunk homosexuals many a time.

Are you trying to say that all drunk and horny gay guys want to fuck any guy?

Because that's the way you make it sound.

[Brian]

That was so gay.

[s13xturbo]

The closet case homosexuals are coming out of the woodworks

[!Zar!]

The closet case homosexuals are coming out of the woodworks

Yes, because you have to be gay to talk to gay people.

[s13xturbo]

I'm not the one bragging brodozer

[!Zar!]

I'm not the one bragging brodozer

Where was I bragging? Anyone who is somewhat literate is able to comprehend what I posted.

[RUTH'LESSDET]

this should have been your response!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIUZlzd37sI)
:rl::rl:

[s13xturbo]

Oh zar your so modest, say hi to Fabian for me. Tell him he owes me a lufa scrub

[ChiSleepyEyes]

that guy is gunna tie u down like the kid in the wedding crashers tied Vince Vaughn down

[!Zar!]

Oh zar your so modest, say hi to Fabian for me. Tell him he owes me a lufa scrub

Lawl. You have gay jokes. youR so cool.

[DALAZ_68]

The closet case homosexuals are coming out of the woodworks

I'm not the one bragging brodozer


fucking idiot...:rolleyes:

the bigotry people show without even realizing it, is amusing...

[Om1kron]

hey guys I don't want any flaming in this thread....

get it, flaming.

but there was no point, my friend was drunk and being a man about his drunkedness. I know I would love to get into some pussy if I was drunk, doesn't matter who's, I just want to click click bang bang and go to sleep.

I just thought it was funny he is so open.

I think that's whats so cool about gay people, I mean you can't really be shocked by their boldness, you already know they're gay, what other surprises could they give you?

hey i'm also a space martian, don't tell big brother?

It's just a funny random conversation that's different I wanted to share and thought was funny. Nothing more, nothing less. I'm not here to discuss my opinions on gays, the gay community and who here likes the cock besides the ladies. It's not my business or anyone elses unless you want to make it that.

So continue to laugh, be homo, or homophobic and live your lives as usual instead of shitting on each other as a community here at zilvia, which you all so easily fall into no matter what the topic.

drifting, gays, obama, tiger woods, etc.

[DALAZ_68]

^ tis the circle of shit in the sea's of awesome maytee!!!...lol


but ur right, its kinda hard to be surprised...my bud who ive grown up with since 2nd grade decided to finally come out and admit he likes to play swords...which is great...cuz when he gets fucked up, he tends to pull girls for me...makes my job easier...lol

[Brian]

Wayne, you are so gay.

[lflkajfj12123]

Wayne, gay it is.

[Om1kron]

Wayne, you are so gay.
shut it or I'll fuck you in the mouth.

[JDM Sil4ty]

I can click into any thread and Soapgun and Brian are the ones who say the funniest sh/t, ever.

[chucky norris]

wow wtf . . . . . .

[hellaslows13]

lol that was pretty gay... thank god i dont know any drunk gay guys

[waffel]

how is this ghey ass thread still going?

i post something and get threaten'd by a mod/admin
to get banned for posting stupid shit.
despite it being on "off topic"

well this sir. is some stupid shit. (gay friends talking on FB?)

stupid, lame, not funny, and NOT premium content.

[lflkajfj12123]

waffel, you gay?

[waffel]

..no, im saying that if i cant post stupid and get away with it.
why can this thread?

[Om1kron]

how is this ghey ass thread still going?

i post something and get threaten'd by a mod/admin
to get banned for posting stupid shit.
despite it being on "off topic"

Sadly this is not a flat for you to fill with your river of tears.

well this sir. is some stupid shit. (gay friends talking on FB?)

stupid, lame, not funny, and NOT premium content.[/quote]

well good luck with your next post.

[lflkajfj12123]

..no, im saying that if i cant post stupid and get away with it.
why can this thread?

IDK dude, I get banned all the time. I'm not complaining though. You seem uneasy, you sure you're not gay?

[WangonwWarrior]

So me and the guys were working in the shop the other day.. no homo

http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp91/Wanganwarrior/Nissans/IMG_1076.jpg

[waffel]

yeah dude im sure of it.
btw @s0ap where was ur pic taken?

[DALAZ_68]

You seem uneasy, you sure you're not gay?

lol...this was good...

[Om1kron]

yeah dude im sure of it.
btw @s0ap where was ur pic taken?

well in case you change your mind, I know some people that are down to give you the therapeutic buttfucking you've been waiting for by posting in this thread.

[Brian]

It's ok to be gay, guys. You guys are some of the gayest I know.

[Touge Noob S13]

hey guys I don't want any flaming in this thread....

get it, flaming.

but there was no point, my friend was drunk and being a man about his drunkedness. I know I would love to get into some pussy if I was drunk, doesn't matter who's, I just want to click click bang bang and go to sleep.

I just thought it was funny he is so open.

I think that's whats so cool about gay people, I mean you can't really be shocked by their boldness, you already know they're gay, what other surprises could they give you?

hey i'm also a space martian, don't tell big brother?

It's just a funny random conversation that's different I wanted to share and thought was funny. Nothing more, nothing less. I'm not here to discuss my opinions on gays, the gay community and who here likes the cock besides the ladies. It's not my business or anyone elses unless you want to make it that.

So continue to laugh, be homo, or homophobic and live your lives as usual instead of shitting on each other as a community here at zilvia, which you all so easily fall into no matter what the topic.

drifting, gays, obama, tiger woods, etc.

On that note
08S4poMGvwA

[Om1kron]

hahhahahahhahahah....

[sr20sean]

^ tis the circle of shit in the sea's of awesome maytee!!!...lol

lmao butt pirate talk =P

gay people tend to have very interesting conversations... until they hit on you and you walk away...

[boobs13]

wow! lol homo

[randomxzero]

its not gay unless you make eye contact...

[waffel]

well in case you change your mind, I know some people that are down to give you the therapeutic buttfucking you've been waiting for by posting in this thread.

so u got some guys numbers "on tap" in which whom you can call upon with
the quickness huh?

ur prolly the gayest of all. congrats.

[Om1kron]

so u got some guys numbers "on tap" in which whom you can call upon with
the quickness huh?

ur prolly the gayest of all. congrats.

I've licked an asshole, but it was a girls :cry:

but yeah, I have tons of gay friends, I live in Los Angeles. Someone who I consider family is a transsexual.

[waffel]

the therapeutic buttfucking you've been waiting for by posting in this thread.

also,

so your admitting to be a flaming homo?

because by posting a reply on this thread.

you yourself are 1. calling ur self a SNIP
and 2. are in need of a "therapeutic buttfucking"

so once agien u fail.

Re-Roll
:ghey: :fruit:

[Om1kron]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/om1kron/2007-08-3-4-5%20Vegas/45.jpg

hey big guy, why don't you crawl in here and we'll talk this over a tube of apple jelly.

[ThatGuy]

I think this Thread has gone far enough.

Facebook conversations are rarely deserving of their own Threads, no matter their topic, but I'm ending this one as to limit the ignorant responses by close-minded individuals.

:lockd: