Chuck Norris or Clint Eastwood?

[J3123MY]

So last night, I was chilling when my roommate brought back some of his friends who were kinda fucked up. We were waiting for one of them to bring back some cups for beer pong, when this white girl proceeded to say that the man in my poster was Chuck Norris. My roommate was like nah, thats Clint Eastwood. The dumb girls boyfriend was questioning the man being Chuck Norris, but the girl was saying shes one hundred percent sure thats Chuck Norris, saying that he ( "Clint Eastwood") even has red hair on a black and white poster. lol.
At this point, my roommate was still trying to convince them that it was really Clint Eastwood, when I decided to just play along and say that the man in the poster was Chuck Norris and my roommate was a retard. The whole room, consisting of 4 guys and 2 girls (excluding myself and my roommate) was 100% convinced that the man in the poster was Chuck Norris and was bashing and laughing at my roommate for thinking that the man was Clint Eastwood. The whole time, I was trying ridiculously hard to control my laughter.

I thought that this was fucking hilarious that a whole room of college students born and raised in America came to believe that the man in my poster was actually Chuck Norris. Its funny and sad that the whole room believed the white girl and bashed on my roommate, when he was actually correct. Somewhat example of Asch's Conformity experiment.


http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk286/JUANEIKA/clint_eastwood.jpg

This is exactly what my poster looks like. Does this really look like Chuck Norris?

[satal95]

Lol I would of slapped the bitch for blasphemy :mad:
May the war begin but Clint would whoop Chucks ass any day all day 24-7.

[HyperTek]

clint would blast him, but chuck would win a hand to hand fight

[J_Rad]

Clint would fuck up Chuck any damn day of the week.

[BoostSlideWayz]

yeah chuck norris was like the guy that could kick ass when needed but clint kicked ass no matter where he went.

[Matej]

Clint Norris.
Chuck Eastwood.

[satal95]

Hell yeah Clint's still kicking punks ass's at 80(Gran Torino). What has Chuck done?

[BoostSlideWayz]

It just dawned on me ... what are you doing with a clint eastwood poster ? or... your friend. lol its kinda funny now that i think of it, ive never seen somone around my age with a clinteast wood poster. usually people around my grandparents have something like that hangin around

[fcdrifter20]

im sorry, but if anyone said some stupid shit like that in my house i would have thrown them out!!!!!!!!!!



oh and lets be honest Clint Eastwood is the shit...... in his movies!!

Chuck Norris on the other hand is a real world class Martail artist, so Chuk Norris would win in this fight hands down.....


Now if you want to match up Dirty harry and Walker Texas Ranger..then Dirty harry all the way

[fliprayzin240sx]

Your lucky Chuck Norris didnt hear you and round-house kicked you to death.

[J3123MY]

Clint Eastwood does shit for money. Chuck Norris does shit for justice.
Money>Justice

I thought it would be funny to just convince them they were Chuck Norris, but I think slapping the bitch and throwing her out would have been funnier.

It just dawned on me ... what are you doing with a clint eastwood poster ? or... your friend.

I love spaghetti westerns. I am kind of an old-school guy. I drive a 20 yo pos 240. lol.

[simmode1]

Chuck Norris would use lightning speed to roundhouse kick any bullets that Clint fired at him out of the air. Clint's nothing without a gun. Chuck would pwn him.

Besides... have you seen a recent pic of Chuck Norris?! Dude is 70, but still looks like he's in his 50's. Clint looks like he's one thousand years old and can barely move.

[Tom25666]

1. Clint Eastwood
2. John Wayne
3. Chuck Norris
5327. Steven Segal

[R_G]

Clint Eastwood

[alindeman1989]

1. Clint Eastwood
2. John Wayne
3. Chuck Norris
5327. Steven Segal
hit the nail right on the head there man

[udon!]

who cares.

clint eastwood looks cooler.

[fcdrifter20]

Chuk Norris was trained by Bruce lee!!!!


End Discusion

[iROYAL]

who cares.

clint eastwood looks cooler.

:werd:

http://fashematics.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/gran_torino.jpg

[dtfdanyo]

chuck norris is going to hunt down the non believers lol

[thestreetzking]

all im saying is Im watching the good the bad and the ugly tonight, and I just finished a fistful of dollars, and a few dollars more.

[lflkajfj12123]

^ hahahahahaahaa ha

[EDacIouSX]

wow. seriously they thought that was chuck norris? Since when did chuck norris show off REAL guns? He was always about martial arts.

now CLINT was always the bad ass spaghetti western gun slinger. so... if you use some logic that poster makes sense that it would be clint and not chuck....

[david200095367]

chuck norris ftw

[fcdrifter20]

if we are talking about cool factor.....

let us not forget about Charles Bronson and his friend Wildey...:)

[franklin93zx]

:werd:

http://fashematics.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/gran_torino.jpg
lmfao!!!!!

[chucky norris]

chuck norris all the way

[franklin93zx]

Clint Eastwood scared the living shit out of three black guys with one swift move of his hand

[fishhouse]

clint eastwood is the shit. chuck norris is only cool because everyone knows how lame his shit is and makes a joke of it.

[Mikey213]

You guys are fucking insane, in real life Chuck Norris would own the shit out of Clint Eastwood.

Have any of you seen the first MISSING IN ACTION? Espionage/ninja 101! (no CGI or old man bullshit)

All Clint can do is point, aim, and shoot with intimidation. Chuck norris will go navy seal on his ass!
It's basically like asking who would win? a cowboy or a seal with any weapon!?

[DALAZ_68]

but I think slapping the bitch and throwing her out would have been funnier.




bro, the cock to vag ratio was already bad, why make it worst? i would have kicked all of the guys out for not believing the girl...Oww riiiiight!

[drift freaq]

What has Chuck done?

He sells Total Gyms on late night TV. LOL


Honestly I would say this, from an acting standpoint I feel Clint Eastwood is a much better actor than Chuck Norris.

Now since they are both actors that is pretty important.

Now on the physical side i.e. martial arts and actual physical in shape? Chuck Norris. that is all that needs to be said.

[DALAZ_68]

He sells Total Gyms on late night TV. LOL

lets not forget his 10 second apperanc ein dodgeball a few yrs back :D

[Mikey213]

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Clint messes with a bunch of wannabe Vietnamese gangsters. Chuck messes with the whole Vietnamese army.

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"I don't step on toes, I step on necks" - chuck norris
HAHAHAHAHA

[Propaganda]

They both suck! Terry Crews, FTW!

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[drift freaq]

They both suck! Terry Crews, FTW!

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:rofl: hahahhahahahhahaha

For shear physical action of course Chuck Norris will win. For emotional action? Clint Eastwood.

They are both bad assess in their own separate ways. To honestly compare them is like Apples to Oranges.

That girl in the OP's post is pretty ignorant.
It is also funny how he got the others in the room to agree even though it was wrong. Interesting experiment.

[mrflip69]

Since when did chuck norris show off REAL guns? He was always about martial arts.


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and wait for it...







http://jaredpelley.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/chuck-norris.jpg

Fuckin ay!

[chucky norris]

i do have to give some props to Clint Eastwood in gran torino.
in that last scene when he pulls out his hand gun lol:faint:

[fcdrifter20]

Since when did chuck norris show off REAL guns? He was always about martial arts.....

you must have never seen a Chuck norris movie.....

and Chuck doesnt need a gun, he can just kick the bullets right back at you

[thrax]

Clint Eastwood is a bigger player in his industry than Chuck Norris is. Advantage Clint.

[2_slow_40]

Honestly, I really don't think they would even go up against each other, seeing as how they came from the same gang back in the day.

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/129/clintandchuck.jpg (http://img130.imageshack.us/my.php?image=clintandchuck.jpg)

[drift freaq]

Honestly, I really don't think they would even go up against each other, seeing as how they came from the same gang back in the day.

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/129/clintandchuck.jpg (http://img130.imageshack.us/my.php?image=clintandchuck.jpg)

Ya and when it comes to bad asses Charles Bronson is not to be scoffed at either.

[fcdrifter20]

Ya and when it comes to bad asses Charles Bronson is not to be scoffed at either.



Bronson would own all of them. and if he couldnt do it on his own, he would just call his friend Wildey to help him out:rl:

[lewisfk]

Clint Eastwood has been whooping ass since chuck Norris was in diapers!! Shit, Clint has been shot, stabbed,whipped( with a whip)! And hung! WTF are u talking about! He doesn't just kill the bay guys he fucks their hoes! WOMEN+GUNS+ASS KICKING PHRASES = CLINT EASTWOOD NUMBER ONE IN THE HOOD G! ......ATHF did not endorse this statement!

[J3123MY]

bro, the cock to vag ratio was already bad, why make it worst? i would have kicked all of the guys out for not believing the girl...Oww riiiiight!

Lol, that girl was pretty bad. Don't know why my roommate has a thing for her.

But I am surprised that Clint Eastwood has all this support, considering all the Chuck Norris jokes.

[irax]

Lol, that girl was pretty bad. Don't know why my roommate has a thing for her.

But I am surprised that Clint Eastwood has all this support, considering all the Chuck Norris jokes.

thats it, its just jokes. The only reason he actually has credibility now is because of the jokes. No one ever starts a conversation about chuck norris seriously. Clint Eastwood actually makes good movies. Chuck Norris, though he can actually kick ass, doesn't make good movies. Chuck Norris is on par with Steven Segal, except even steven segal doesn't try to take himself seriously. Chuck Norris is to acting as is McDonald's is to a well balanced diet.


0. Toshiro Mifhune
1. Shintaro Katsu
2. Clint Eastwood
3. John Wayne
4. Adam West as Himself
5. Commander Riker & Captain James T. Kirk
6. Adam West as batman
7. Chuck Norris & Steven Segal


Fixed for truth... Adam west as batman or as himself is way more tuuffff than chuck norris

double fixed, Samurai before Cowboys.