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JBao
04-28-2010, 10:28 AM
Tru Passion: What u guys think? - Sportbike Club Blog post - Brought to you by 2 Wheel Tuner magazine (http://my.sportbikeclub.com/_Tru-Passion-What-u-guys-think/blog/2318113/46089.html)


WTF BRO

DALAZ_68
04-28-2010, 10:31 AM
wow...really...

!Zar!
04-28-2010, 10:41 AM
Wasn't there already a thread like this, but the dude was standing up all thugged out or something?

JBao
04-28-2010, 10:48 AM
probably similar, but this creeps me out cause he's tucked on a bike. i dunno..

simmode1
04-28-2010, 10:50 AM
Wasn't there already a thread like this, but the dude was standing up all thugged out or something?

They mentioned that in the link. The same funeral home did both. I'd freak out if I knew the guy and saw this.

K_style
04-28-2010, 10:56 AM
wow...really...

Yeah.. wow... :wtf:

miravete
04-28-2010, 10:56 AM
dang, i guess its something diff in puerto rico. just watch, right now everyone is freaking out, but in a couple of years its gonna be normal...

dont be surprised if someone dies and wishes to be put standing up with his hand out in a fist so his friends and family can tap it like a gangsta shake lol

IIIXziuR
04-28-2010, 11:03 AM
Huh. That's interesting. I guess that is not as boring as a casket or cremating.

It kind of reminds me of that museum exhibit that used people with out their skin on.
They were placed in all sorts of weird poses.

Ceepo
04-28-2010, 11:04 AM
Thats pretty weird, idk i dont think its very respectful...

More "detailed photos" here
Velan muerto en motora en Hato Rey (Ve vÃÂ*deo) - Primerahora.com (http://www.primerahora.com/diario/noticia/otras/noticias/velan_muerto_en_motora_en_hato_rey_(ve_video)/383502)

DALAZ_68
04-28-2010, 11:20 AM
probably similar, but this creeps me out cause he's tucked on a bike. i dunno..

They mentioned that in the link. The same funeral home did both. I'd freak out if I knew the guy and saw this.

yup...

Dead man stands throughout 3-day wake - Weird news- msnbc.com (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26290833)

seriously disturbing... i could barely stand seeing the 2 friends i had in there coffins lifeless, this is just...i dunno...:-/

fcdrifter20
04-28-2010, 11:46 AM
that shit is kinda weird, i dont think i could handle seeing something like that, in person

driftsilvias13
04-28-2010, 11:52 AM
seriously wtf.

iwannaslyde
04-28-2010, 12:01 PM
yup...

seriously disturbing... i could barely stand seeing the 2 friends i had in there coffins lifeless, this is just...i dunno...:-/

im with you on this one...i had a friend who was killed last october and i couldnt even bring myself to look at her more than once in the casket :wtc: ..i couldnt imagine what it would be like to have her in a pose for the wake...

Om1kron
04-28-2010, 12:18 PM
wow...really...


only in Puerto Rico, I loved the first one where the kid was all loc'ed up in his gangster shit, chains and all.

Teddy
04-28-2010, 12:27 PM
Super disturbing.

allntrlundrgrnd
04-28-2010, 12:33 PM
http://www.primerahora.com/XStatic/primerahora/images/editor/velanenmotora2.jpg

mrflip69
04-28-2010, 12:52 PM
So who's going to be buried drifting their 240? LOL

blueshark123
04-28-2010, 12:59 PM
i loled am i going to hell?

secondtonone317
04-28-2010, 01:14 PM
Ride In Peace

Brian
04-28-2010, 01:17 PM
very odd.
I don't know how I would react if somebody I knew did this.
I can't even imagine it.

spoolandslide
04-28-2010, 01:19 PM
I had a dream last night where I was Mathew McConelhay and I was Riding a Shwinn bike made out of silk and Skating down long handrails with napkins.

chucky norris
04-28-2010, 01:27 PM
wow wtf is this . . .
:eek2:

all show no go
04-28-2010, 02:08 PM
Just burn me any day.

ZilviaKid
04-28-2010, 02:36 PM
its a nice bike.

erik05v
04-28-2010, 02:46 PM
thats just creepy!!

Cr8zyDrifter
04-28-2010, 02:57 PM
I would hate to imagine how Ron Jeremy would be posed if he died in Puerto Rico.

alindeman1989
04-28-2010, 03:55 PM
wheelie time lol. no but for real that's just odd. Am i the only one that thinks the guy that was done standing up and the guy on the bike look almost the same.

NismoDriverS13
04-28-2010, 04:06 PM
fuckin weird! id trip the fuck out......start talking to him after a few drinks and thinks its a live person. High Five bro! u can't? what u mean ur stuffed?

DALAZ_68
04-28-2010, 04:14 PM
http://www.primerahora.com/XStatic/primerahora/images/editor/velanenmotora2.jpg

FUCKING CREEPY!!


fuckin weird! id trip the fuck out......start talking to him after a few drinks and thinks its a live person. High Five bro! u can't? what u mean ur stuffed?
i fucken laughed at this, im goign to hell...

moocowmoo
04-28-2010, 04:15 PM
http://www.primerahora.com/XStatic/primerahora/images/editor/velanenmotora2.jpg

thats some good work on the body,

interesting idea, at least from my view. it would be a good business idea to start a mortuary/funeral home specializing in "different" wakes/viewings, etc. it may take a bit to catch on but i could see it working. (contemplating going to mortician school after finishing up with my psych degree so I may keep this in mind lol)

HyperTek
04-28-2010, 04:55 PM
anything death related is creepy. Remember that guy in the lambo? i cant find the link to the guy standing up?

DJDANGER24
04-28-2010, 05:01 PM
thats kinda cool IMO. doing what he loves, or im assuming riding was what he enjoyed the most in life. kool nonetheless

HyperTek
04-28-2010, 05:04 PM
at least he wasnt missing a limb or something, now that would have been creepy

Bubbles
04-28-2010, 05:21 PM
at least he wasnt missing a limb or something, now that would have been creepy


Yeah, because dressing a dead guy up and posing him on a bike to make it appear he's alive isn't creepy at all.

Kaizen.
04-28-2010, 05:33 PM
When I die, I want to be in a coffin with my hand sticking out with my middle finger flicking off everyone.

soreballz
04-28-2010, 06:22 PM
From the comments page on the bike site:
rofl. how about a no hands endo so that you could high-five him as you walked by?
That would've been super neato.

ronmcdon
04-28-2010, 06:22 PM
thats kinda cool IMO. doing what he loves, or im assuming riding was what he enjoyed the most in life. kool nonetheless

that's what I thought.
If it was his passion, then why not try it?
Whos to say eveyone needs to have their funeral in a damn casket?

Matej
04-28-2010, 07:25 PM
It is cheesy.
Like when people pose for their high school senior pictures with their car/truck/motorcycle.
Post mortem embarrassment.

lewisfk
04-28-2010, 08:57 PM
Fuck it, do u! Its awesome to know u can be remember for what u loved!

IIIXziuR
04-28-2010, 09:18 PM
It's kind of like Weekend at Bernie's in a way.

deolio
04-28-2010, 09:27 PM
at my wake i wanna be sitting in the front of my hardparked car wearing a pinstriped suit with a bottle of aged conyac in one hand, a cigar in the other, and a dead hooker in my trunk.

Matej
04-28-2010, 09:28 PM
It's kind of like Weekend at Bernie's in a way.
Haha, you are always spot on Ruiz.

RiversideS13
04-28-2010, 11:38 PM
they must not understand what is "Rest in Peace" mean

i think the body must have mass load of chemical that it will last hundred years

satal95
04-28-2010, 11:41 PM
at my wake i wanna be sitting in the front of my hardparked car wearing a pinstriped suit with a bottle of aged conyac in one hand, a cigar in the other, and a dead hooker in my trunk.

LOL I would love to see that at a funeral

sw20>>s14
04-29-2010, 12:21 AM
wheres the gear at? what a squid...

GluedMyNuts
04-29-2010, 12:25 AM
He's not wearing a helmet.

I LUV MY S13
04-29-2010, 12:36 AM
same here..i'd e creeped out more than anything

i loled am i going to hell?

Tom25666
04-29-2010, 12:39 AM
Zombie Bikers :zombie:

Mikey213
04-29-2010, 03:08 AM
I want everyone at my funeral to eat or have a piece of me. So i'll be with them forever. Feed me to a cow or a bull first then eat it up.

mrsuave
04-29-2010, 03:35 AM
I wonder how his family felt..

i wouldnt want my family to see me all posed up, and dead. kind of freaky haha, but must be normal. o_o

iwannaslyde
04-29-2010, 06:37 AM
at my wake i wanna be sitting in the front of my hardparked car wearing a pinstriped suit with a bottle of aged conyac in one hand, a cigar in the other, and a dead hooker in my trunk.

can i use this as my sig? lmfaoooooo

SimpleS14
04-29-2010, 06:56 AM
its a nice bike.

The resale value on that one will be so cheap, you'll die for it...

tricky_ab
04-29-2010, 09:36 AM
I'm at a loss for words....

JBao
04-29-2010, 12:50 PM
I want everyone at my funeral to eat or have a piece of me. So i'll be with them forever. Feed me to a cow or a bull first then eat it up.

wat...the fuck?

omgRWDgoodness!
04-29-2010, 01:10 PM
Anyone else notice that they're both wearing sunglasses? Wonder if they have "eyes" under there, since the human eye is pretty much soft membranes and liquidy stuff so I presume they didn't really bother to embalm them.

But yeah I already thought taxidermy was strange enough, let alone this!

DALAZ_68
04-29-2010, 02:02 PM
at least he wasnt missing a limb or something, now that would have been creepy

Yeah, because dressing a dead guy up and posing him on a bike to make it appear he's alive isn't creepy at all.
^EXACTLY!

It's kind of like Weekend at Bernie's in a way.

get me my boom box, i have the soundtrack...

He's not wearing a helmet.
:bowrofl:

Mikey213
04-29-2010, 02:08 PM
The resale value on that one will be so cheap, you'll die for it...

HAHAHAHA, I'd die in my first world civic if I had one though

Okinawandrifter87
04-29-2010, 02:33 PM
Wow this is really creepy.. seriously.

driftsilvias13
04-29-2010, 03:33 PM
I want everyone at my funeral to eat or have a piece of me. So i'll be with them forever. Feed me to a cow or a bull first then eat it up.

Yeah I don't know about that one...

ZenkiKid
04-29-2010, 04:11 PM
This one came out good.. the original one... (look it up, dudes standing and posing but face is totally covered in makeup) is creepy as hell...theres even closeup pics of it

240sxrb25
04-29-2010, 04:29 PM
what a sick idea. i disagree totally, thats messed up. they are dead, dont play around with em wow i cant believe it. creepy

Siphter
04-29-2010, 04:40 PM
pretty sweet. I plan on giving my full back piece to my wife and bones to my artist friend, I wonder if I can work this into my, "i'm dead, do whatever the hell you want to my lump of meat" plans

moocowmoo
04-29-2010, 04:41 PM
I want everyone at my funeral to eat or have a piece of me. So i'll be with them forever. Feed me to a cow or a bull first then eat it up.


is this for real? lol im all for blurring lines, but even thats stretching it lol.

illvialuver
04-30-2010, 12:27 AM
Yeah that bike is nice, but I dont think it is that weird, I mean if that was his wish, and that is all he cared about I dont see any blame in it, like if I wanted to be buried in my car, or have my car pushed off a cliff with me in it, or have it exploded afterwards,then that is what I would expect my friends and family to do.

Bubbles
04-30-2010, 12:44 AM
It's kind of like Weekend at Bernie's in a way.


Weekend at Bernies 3.

Larry and Richard are back.......... again, and this time they're on motorcycles.

JBao
04-30-2010, 11:22 AM
pretty sweet. I plan on giving my full back piece to my wife and bones to my artist friend, I wonder if I can work this into my, "i'm dead, do whatever the hell you want to my lump of meat" plans

like....a tattoo canvas? ..dude. that's pretty metal.

iamtheyi
04-30-2010, 01:09 PM
Wo.oW That is some scary shit...

NoPistons!
05-02-2010, 12:41 AM
This shit is totally creepy.


Weekend at Bernies 3.

Larry and Richard are back.......... again, and this time they're on motorcycles.


LMAO. I read that with the announcer guy's voice in my head.