View Full Version : dousan...what do you do?
exitspeed
07-03-2003, 12:26 PM
I'm kinda being a smart a$$ but more just curious. Your on here like 24/7. Everytime I post something your the first person to reply, which is fine, but do you work or have any other hobbies? :confused:
Bbandit
07-03-2003, 12:28 PM
he gets paid for replying on zilvia.net :coolugh:
lol j/k Aaron
:D
exitspeed
07-03-2003, 12:39 PM
Bbandit I gotta tell you. Your story of your 240sx is beautiful:wtc:
Think its possible for me to autocross with no LSD?
Dousan_PG
07-03-2003, 12:40 PM
haha..its secret. :)
sorry
exitspeed
07-03-2003, 12:41 PM
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! !!!:bash:
NiteKids
07-03-2003, 12:44 PM
You find it funny that he always gets new **** but then he seems to be online 24/7 but somehow has money to keeps buying ****
uiuc240
07-03-2003, 12:47 PM
dousan = drug dealer.
Eric
Bbandit
07-03-2003, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by exitspeed
Bbandit I gotta tell you. Your story of your 240sx is beautiful:wtc:
Think its possible for me to autocross with no LSD?
thanks man :)
ofcourse its possible to autocross with no LSD
and im pretty sure you can do just great
240 is a good base to start with
and believe me, autoX will teach you a lot
low speed technical course will push you to drive to your limit without worrying about totalling your car
dousan: LOL dousan..you have so many secrets.. cmon now.. we're like brothers here in zilvia.. we wont tell ;)
exitspeed
07-03-2003, 12:51 PM
Bbandit-I live a couple hours from Elkart(SP) Lake road course. I was thinking of takinf my 240 up there just to see what she would do stock.
uiuc240
07-03-2003, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by exitspeed
Bbandit-I live a couple hours from Elkart(SP) Lake road course. I was thinking of takinf my 240 up there just to see what she would do stock.
That is a BIG badass track. Let me know if you're serious about this. I need to find new racing friends in the area. I'm in west Chicago.
Eric
Bbandit
07-03-2003, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by exitspeed
Bbandit-I live a couple hours from Elkart(SP) Lake road course. I was thinking of takinf my 240 up there just to see what she would do stock.
yes thats a great idea!
yea take your stock 240 and see what she can do
but know the limits.. i dont want to see you flip over like that bimmer over at the OT section
take it slow the first time
Steeles
07-03-2003, 01:15 PM
didnt dousan describe his job in another thread... I think its in the guess whats new thread :D arent IT jobs fun. hey dousan did my care package get out?
Dousan_PG
07-03-2003, 01:17 PM
no, its sitting on my desk across the room from yoshi's tape inthe VCR aaah
i was rush this morning. leaveing for norcal after work
sorry
i got the SAFC though. all going out MONDAY (two vid tapes and SAFC)! sorry about that! :(
Brian
07-03-2003, 01:19 PM
dousan = drug dealer.
haha. i think he gets paid to make jerk-off comments to people who ask stupid questions on interent forums.
Steeles
07-03-2003, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by dousan36
no, its sitting on my desk across the room from yoshi's tape inthe VCR aaah
i was rush this morning. leaveing for norcal after work
sorry
i got the SAFC though. all going out MONDAY (two vid tapes and SAFC)! sorry about that! :(
and sadly with the holiday tomorrow it'll probably still get here just as fast lol. thats cool. no rush for me. Im still tyring to see how much more I'm gonna be able to throw at this upgrade anyway. but phil wants the tape! :D
Dousan_PG
07-03-2003, 01:53 PM
dont forget to send me the money for the safc too! haha
paypal is ok
[email protected]
werd.
out monday fo sure. :)
yoshi: i'll get your address up at norcal..you better show up to dd6 if not then PM me :)
zero.counter
07-03-2003, 08:21 PM
I think he owns a porno studio (makes bukooz money). Or he is sponsored by every major performance part company, or an owner of a performance shop. Whew, I can't think anymore:o
Bill Roberts
07-03-2003, 08:26 PM
let me know if I can help out with any video or audio services here, I got full surround DTS, editing and killer skills...
... I pay him well for his services... :o :o :o ;)
AutoDestruct
07-04-2003, 12:53 AM
LOL!:bowdown:
DoriftoSlut
07-04-2003, 01:23 AM
Originally posted by AutoDestruct
LOL!:bowdown:
WEAK! Dousan's services are the suck. I have more fun talking dirrty through sign language to deaf 13-year-old school girls.
As for Dousan's job... He works at Sealy Matress as a product tester. What does he do? tests pillows and other materials for leakage. Lays his head down while browsing the internet and falls asleep. They rigister how much of his saliva leakes through when he drools.
Then to wake him up for his next product and ensure a steady 3 cubic inch per second flow rate, 1 supervisor annihilates him in the back of the head with a 3 pound salami just before his other supervisor socks him for 2.4 seconds with an electric cattle prod.
As he awakes, they take the pillow or material off his desk, place his hand on the mouse, and supply the next product.
Ever wonder why he is so grumpy? Motherfuckers wake him up by slapping and prodding him. Shit hurts after a while.
Also, ever wonder why he sometimes disappears for short intervals only to return and start ragging on people a few 10 minutes later? That is the testing phase when he finally is subdued long enough to sleep and produce the adequate drool rate.
Dousan's job is not easy people, give him credit! You couldn't last 4 days doing his job. Thats why he gets paid what he does, can buy JDM Bling parts (except engines and seats... motherfuucker!), and why his sexual endevours with Adey are never expensive... [british accent]so FUKC OFF![/british accent]
bwalker240
07-04-2003, 01:32 AM
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
240Degrees
07-04-2003, 02:35 AM
hahhaahhaahhaa wow they didn't censor mother****ers
... hey i couldnt get away with it. what the hell?
boro240
07-04-2003, 02:58 AM
Originally posted by 240Degrees
... hey i couldnt get away with it. what the hell?
two u's
revat619
07-04-2003, 03:04 AM
Originally posted by Dorifto180sx
WEAK! Dousan's services are the suck. I have more fun talking dirrty through sign language to deaf 13-year-old school girls.
As for Dousan's job... He works at Sealy Matress as a product tester. What does he do? tests pillows and other materials for leakage. Lays his head down while browsing the internet and falls asleep. They rigister how much of his saliva leakes through when he drools.
Then to wake him up for his next product and ensure a steady 3 cubic inch per second flow rate, 1 supervisor annihilates him in the back of the head with a 3 pound salami just before his other supervisor socks him for 2.4 seconds with an electric cattle prod.
As he awakes, they take the pillow or material off his desk, place his hand on the mouse, and supply the next product.
Ever wonder why he is so grumpy? Motherfu[B]ckers wake him up by slapping and prodding him. Shit hurts after a while.
Also, ever wonder why he sometimes disappears for short intervals only to return and start ragging on people a few 10 minutes later? That is the testing phase when he finally is subdued long enough to sleep and produce the adequate drool rate.
Dousan's job is not easy people, give him credit! You couldn't last 4 days doing his job. Thats why he gets paid what he does, can buy JDM Bling parts (except engines and seats... motherfuucker!), and why his sexual endevours with Adey are never expensive... so FUKC OFF![/british accent]
LOL!!! :rofl:
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