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BustedS13
04-19-2010, 04:50 AM
Self Surgery - There, I Fixed It - Epic Kludge Photos (http://thereifixedit.com/2010/04/09/epic-kludge-photoself-surgery/?var=1)

Most of the time here at TIFI, we focus on fixing things. But today I wanted to share something I stumbled across that focuses on fixing a person.

In 1961, a twelve man Soviet crew was building a new base in the Antarctic. Mindful that being trapped in sub-zero temperatures for months on end required a medical professional to be on hand, one doctor had been assigned to the team. So what happens when the only man capable of performing surgery comes down with a severe case of appendicitis? He does what any reasonably minded person would do. Performs an appendectomy…on himself. There, he fixed it.



http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/rogv650657-f1_default.gif?w=440&h=282

Rudel
04-19-2010, 04:57 AM
Woah....thanks for sharing.

Mister.E
04-19-2010, 05:39 AM
that is epic. i dont even know how someone could do that. i guess if your life is on the line you have to do what is required.

tricky_ab
04-19-2010, 06:45 AM
Well then, this thread goes GREAT with my morning breakfast...

IIIXziuR
04-19-2010, 06:59 AM
In Soviet Russia, you operate on you... (I tried :( )

grahamb
04-19-2010, 08:01 AM
holy crap that's the guy i want doing my appendectomy

TurboSE
04-19-2010, 08:14 AM
we all repair ourselves...I slit my pinkie to the bone in Lowes last week on a piece of aluminum. I found their superglue and fixed it. I even paid for the glue. He just has more knowledge about the human body than we do...I'm sure his mechanic bills him heavily when he replaces an alternator on his Bentley.

Still amazing, and truly a "man's man"

BustedS13
04-19-2010, 11:13 AM
we all repair ourselves...I slit my pinkie to the bone in Lowes last week on a piece of aluminum. I found their superglue and fixed it. I even paid for the glue. He just has more knowledge about the human body than we do...I'm sure his mechanic bills him heavily when he replaces an alternator on his Bentley.

Still amazing, and truly a "man's man"

that guy is so infinitely more boss than the mechanic that can swap out an alternator.

peetiewonder
04-19-2010, 12:20 PM
that guy is so infinitely more boss than the mechanic that can swap out an alternator.

true story

shiftdrift
04-19-2010, 12:23 PM
in 1961.....i'm betting he's dead now.....

fcdrifter20
04-19-2010, 12:58 PM
thats probably the downest thing i have ever seen

dOMEmE
04-19-2010, 01:01 PM
DAMN! that fu is down as fuck!

lawrenceyang
04-19-2010, 01:17 PM
oh god. that must have been pretty weird looking at your own insides >___>

Kaizen.
04-19-2010, 01:27 PM
ewww

FUmessagelength

Mister.E
04-19-2010, 02:29 PM
i still dont under stand how he was able to take the pain without passing out or something. maybe he was just really drunk :bowrofl:

niSm095
04-19-2010, 05:07 PM
^^ local anesthetic rules. Just like someone that slices their own gut open.

lflkajfj12123
04-19-2010, 05:15 PM
too wicked      

DALAZ_68
04-19-2010, 05:20 PM
well there are known anasthetics that numb only certain sections of the body...back in high school i have an orthoscopic surgery for my knee, they injected something into my neck, numbed me completely out, and got to watch them do the surgery...pretty fucking narly...

HyperTek
04-19-2010, 05:53 PM
think of the technology back in 61.. this is pretty barbaric stuff

Souljahzs13
04-19-2010, 06:29 PM
If you want something done right, you do it yourself....

Mister.E
04-19-2010, 06:35 PM
well there are known anasthetics that numb only certain sections of the body...back in high school i have an orthoscopic surgery for my knee, they injected something into my neck, numbed me completely out, and got to watch them do the surgery...pretty fucking narly...

that's fucking intense. i watched them remove an ingrown toenail once and it bled like a mother fucker. it almost made me gag to see myself bleeding that much but at the same time i was still amazed.

DALAZ_68
04-19-2010, 06:43 PM
If you want something done right, you do it yourself....


LOL
and there goes my replacement keyboard...i just spewed soda everywhere...damn you


that's fucking intense. i watched them remove an ingrown toenail once and it bled like a mother fucker. it almost made me gag to see myself bleeding that much but at the same time i was still amazed.

it was pretty cool, especially since they had the monitor right infront of me so they would move my leg and i see what the bones were doing...lol

i have the videos somewhere (same type of surgery for my rotary cuff in shoulder....) just gotta find em... :hide:

my arm was tripier since i actually needed screws installed...lol

Mister.E
04-19-2010, 06:45 PM
If you want something done right, you do it yourself....

you must work for the military :rofl:

inertiadrft
04-20-2010, 04:57 AM
Now thats Fu--ing Gangsta!
After seeing this dude sort through his Own Guts, Chuck Norris is Wack!

Mister.E
04-20-2010, 05:31 AM
After seeing this dude sort through his Own Guts, Chuck Norris is Wack!

:bowrofl:

fuckinmessagelength

Walperstyle
04-20-2010, 08:06 AM
If I had more time, I'd fake things so everyone on the internet would believe it too.

Souljahzs13
04-21-2010, 02:02 AM
LOL
and there goes my replacement keyboard...i just spewed soda everywhere...damn you

Sorry Steve I will get you a new cold one hahaha

you must work for the military :rofl:

How did you know?? Well that doesn't matter... Now I have to kill you!!
:ugh::rl:

Mister.E
04-21-2010, 02:09 AM
because i too work for the military :bowrofl:

"it takes one to know one"

i feel your pain daily

WERDdabuilder
04-21-2010, 02:16 AM
ok guys, i know you have "self-surgery" stories.

Mister.E
04-21-2010, 02:18 AM
i only wish i could be that cool.

Souljahzs13
04-21-2010, 02:35 PM
ok guys, i know you have "self-surgery" stories.

Yea... Chuck Norris and I just looked at each other and we just shooked our heads

bardabe
04-21-2010, 04:44 PM
if the rep system was still here Zilvia would of crashed for giving that man so much rep.

Souljahzs13
04-23-2010, 09:08 PM
Well if he screwed up, he can come here
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129157893039247196.jpg